If Farts Had Color!

If Farts Had Color! PDF Author: Gayle Peters
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 150492617X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 35

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Book Description
This book is intended for children between the ages of four to eight. It is intended to make light of what can be sometimes an embarrassing moment for most kids. It is natural, and everyone farts.

If Farts Had Color!

If Farts Had Color! PDF Author: Gayle Peters
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 150492617X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 35

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Book Description
This book is intended for children between the ages of four to eight. It is intended to make light of what can be sometimes an embarrassing moment for most kids. It is natural, and everyone farts.

When Farts Had Colors

When Farts Had Colors PDF Author: Mark Lawton Thomas
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781935711186
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 102

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Book Description
Don't let the title throw you off - this is a hilarious book with an anti-bully theme. When Farts Had Colors is the story of 4th grader Lance Chance who hates Mondays. This particular Monday Lance's mom coaxes Lance to school with his favorite sandwiches and a 'wish-kiss'. On his way to school Lance is tormented by "the biggest, meanest 4th grader ever to stalk the halls of Alfonso Orr Elementary School. Merry Maddox. Bully Extraordinaire..."A legend" and her posse of mayhem, the Crazy M&Ms. If having to hand over his sandwiches and perform a certain humiliating act wasn't enough, Lance gets blamed by Merry Maddox for letting out a fart so horrible it forces the entire school to evacuate. Lance runs away from school and wishes that farts had colors. "Then everyone would have known it was Merry Maddox who sent out those heat seeking missiles of doom and destruction," thinks Lance. And just like that, Lance's wish comes true. Will Lance come up with a plan to expose Merry Maddox and reveal her true colors?

Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts

Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts PDF Author: Jane Bexley
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 38

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Book Description
Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)

No One Likes a Fart

No One Likes a Fart PDF Author: Zoë Foster Blake
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1524791903
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 21

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Book Description
Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

The Fart Before Christmas

The Fart Before Christmas PDF Author: Catherine Adams
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781978458420
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 54

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Book Description
A funny Christmas Poem and Coloring Book full of farts, fun and laughter It's a 2017 New Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting coloring book for kids with farting animals, Christmas farting scenes to color and a funny poem based on the classic "The night before Christmas" 2017 Best Selling New Christmas Coloring Book for Kids and Adults! Each page has a funny rhyming line and opposite is a matching coloring page: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids will laugh while reading the poem and coloring the accompanying coloring pages. Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. Brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting coloring book!This is a funny Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and Children. It's a funny Christmas gift for kids and adults that will bring a smile to any Grinch! A funny farting rhyme book based on the Classic Poem by Clement Moore - The Night before Christmas. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations for coloring are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. There are plenty of farting animals to color - reindeer, dogs, cats and mice. Plus Santa, snowman and even the house. This is the perfect: White Elephant giftChristmas gag gift Christmas coloring book for kids Christmas coloring book for adultsfunny adult stocking stuffer funny co-worker present funny teacher gift, or present for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Now a Best Selling Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and for Kids! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Christmas Book for Children Christmas Coloring Book for Adults!

Funny Farts

Funny Farts PDF Author: Coloring Bandit
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780228205111
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 62

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Book Description
Coloring is fun, and it's educational too! There are endless possibilities when it comes to coloring - starting from the choice of colors, the combinations, and the patterns to make and so on. But coloring also has the educational benefits of boundaries, handwriting skills and motor skills. Improved focus, relaxation, patience and self-confidence are there, too!

Does It Fart?

Does It Fart? PDF Author: Nick Caruso
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1526361892
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 48

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Book Description
An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.

Farts are like Snowflakes

Farts are like Snowflakes PDF Author: Jamie Grant
Publisher: FriesenPress
ISBN: 1039115691
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34

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Book Description
With so much to learn, from science to the arts, this is a book to learn all about farts. This book is a poem that's funny and classy, meant to bring smiles to all who've been gassy.

The Gas We Pass

The Gas We Pass PDF Author: Shinta Chō
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781929132157
Category : Flatulence
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Book Description
Helping young children know how their bodies function and how and why gas is produced and eliminated, this book is presented with humor that's appealing to children and adults alike. (Baby/Preschool)

Almost Everybody Farts

Almost Everybody Farts PDF Author: Marty Kelley
Publisher: Union Square & Co.
ISBN: 1454941480
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 31

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Book Description
Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)