Author: Matt Mogk
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1451641575
Category : Performing Arts
Languages : en
Pages : 308
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In one indispensable volume, Matt Mogk, founder and head of the Zombie Research Society, busts popular myths and answers all your raging questions about the living dead.
Author: Wol-Vriey
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780615772820
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 324
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VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: In the post-apocalypse worlderness, zombies rule the earth. They're allergic to meat, and brains literally make them explode. Zombies now eat blood potatoes, parasitic tubers grown in the flesh of humancows corralled in maximum security farms. The necros, barbaric human nomads travelling the worlderness in floating villages, worship the zombies. The necros both eat the zombies, and wear clothes made from them; they live in houses built of bricks of undead flesh. They also keep zombies as sex slaves. Two fugitives meet in the ancient ruins of Texas. The first is Soil 15-f, a womancow who's escaped her farm a week before she's due to be killed and her blood potato crop harvested. The second fugitive is Able Kane, former head necros food technician, now sentenced to death for heresy. But Soil is no ordinary humancow. Unknown to herself, she's the vegan zombie agricultural revolution, and the zombies desperately want her back. And the necros equally desperately want Able Kane dead. He's fled with a forbidden discovery which will reshape the world for the worse if used. And Able is just hardheaded/misguided enough to use it. With android zombinators and the head necros assassin (Able's ex-girlfriend Morphia) after them, Soil and Able Kane have no choice but to climb the lemon tree to Haeven, residence of the zombie god Necro. And by anyone's reckoning, Soil and Able Kane are the two people in the worlderness who should never have been let into Heaven. Back cover description: Fear not mankind, the omniscient God Necro proclaims that your tasty brains will be safe from the ravenous undead during the impending zombie apocalypse. Unfortunately for most of you, however, the enlightened zombie hoard plans to herd you like cattle on their potato plantations and use your fertile bodies to grow their specialized blood veggies. Only by prostrating yourself before the Great Necro can you join forces with other faithful necros and defend humanity from the ever encroaching zombie invasion. But it won't be easy, especially if you've just escaped from the vegfarm - and you already have the cattle brand on your forehead and the telltale potato vines sprouting from your body. Bounty-hunting zombinators, flying cleaver-laden helicopters and cockrockets, will soon be hot on your trail as you race toward the Promised Land and the sanctuary that is known as the Republic of Texas. Not only is "Vegan Zombie Apocalypse" one of the most bizarre stories ever conceived, but its universal appeal should extend far beyond its bizarro fan base. Enthusiasts of Science Fiction, Fantasy and Horror, and especially zombie fiction lovers, should relish this book, even though it ventures into the dark realm of the extraordinarily grotesque at times... many times actually.
Author: H. M. Gooden
Publisher: H. M. Gooden
ISBN: 1989156185
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 80
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The Clock is Ticking. When Alex wakes up after the worst food hangover of her life to find out she's dead, the spinach truly hits the fan. With the help of her best friend, Sam, the two must discover why her Halloween costume is more authentic than she'd like this year, not to mention try to figure out why the heck her parents have disappeared. If she doesn't find the answers soon, will this Halloween will be her last?
Author: Jorge Lacera
Publisher: Children's Book Press (CA)
ISBN: 9781620147948
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
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Mo Romero is a zombie who loves nothing more than growing, cooking, and eating vegetables. Tomatoes? Tantalizing. Peppers? Pure perfection! The problem? Mo's parents insist that their niño eat only zombie cuisine, like arm--panadas and finger foods. They tell Mo over and over that zombies don't eat veggies. But Mo can't imagine a lifetime of just eating zombie food and giving up his veggies. As he questions his own zombie identity, Mo tries his best to convince his parents to give peas a chance. Super duo Megan and Jorge Lacera make their picture--book debut with this sweet story about family, self--discovery, and the power of acceptance. It's a delectable tale that zombie and nonzombie fans alike will devour.
Author: Wol-vriey
Publisher: Burning Bulb Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 180
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Maryanne Wilson's death was definitely an accident. Her husband, Bob, had absolutely no intention of killing her. But it was almost certain that a court of law would see things differently, particularly after Bob had sex with Maryanne’s corpse . . . and that was why Bob Wilson decided not to call in the police, but to seek an alternative solution to the problem he'd gotten himself into . . . . . . A solution that, unfortunately, only made matters a whole lot worse for him. But, to backtrack a little to the genesis of this momentous disaster . . . Everything began because Bob Wilson was working too hard and as a result was neglecting his loving wife, Maryanne. And so, Maryanne asked their upstairs neighbor, Jennifer, for help. Jennifer Haskins apparently knew a little magic, and so she cast a spell on Bob, one that would help Maryanne get laid on a more regular basis, like every night if she so desired. What could possibly go wrong with a simple arrangement like that? Everything you can't possibly imagine . . .
Author: Aaron Ximm
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
ISBN: 1607740362
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 18
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A macabre mash-up of the children’s classic Pat the Bunny and the present-day zombie phenomenon, with the tactile features of the original book revoltingly re-imagined for an adult audience. In the hemorrhagic vein of other zombie parodies, Pat the Zombie presents trusting toddler Judy playing peek-a-boo with a putrefying Paul. Grownup fans of Pat the Bunny (seven million of them) will find their favorite touch-and-feel features disturbingly re-created: Judy reaches for Zombie’s decaying jaw instead of daddy’s cheek; Paul caresses Mummy’s empty eye socket instead of her wedding ring. Ximm’s twisted wit, Soofi’s sick artistic sensibility, and clever packaging that mimics the original book will bring the undead lurchingly to life in this camp popculture romp.
Author: T. J. Resler
Publisher: National Geographic Children's Books
ISBN: 1426334745
Category : JUVENILE NONFICTION
Languages : en
Pages : 180
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"Reference title with facts and statistics and other information about science, for kids"--
Author: L. A. McGarvey
Publisher: Trouble Twins Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 668
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What would happen if zombies ate French fries instead of brains? Meet Agent Dave Whatsun, a quick-witted and sarcastic investigator, working for the Zombie Horde Prevention Task Force, tracking zombies and putting an end to their production. His life and job get a whole lot crazier and take an unexpected turn when he’s assigned a new case. When he thinks he's seen it all, he stumbles upon an undead girl with an unusual obsession for potato treats. After putting her into quarantine with the pathology class who accidentally discovered her, Agent Dave is surprised when no one else gets infected. And he's more than a little angry when his supervisors decide to train her as a Task Force Agent and want him to be her trainer. When she disappears during her final exam, Agent Dave is determined to bring her back and lock her up where all zombies belong. And just when he thought life couldn't get weirder, he uncovers secrets that threaten not just Port Metro, but the very fabric of his own past. In a world where french fries take on a new life as zombie bait, Zombie Chick will leave you craving more than just answers. Dive into a mystery that will keep you hooked until the very last page–because when it comes to zombies and mysteries, things are never what they seem.
Author: Alicia White
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 130415033X
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 113
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This book combines valid self-help advice for improving one's life, with off-beat humor, as well as video game tricks and tips for playing a game where plants kill zombies and zombies kill plants. Comic book style illustrations brighten many pages of this book and add a lively, fun indie artist feel. The best genre description is difficult to say because it is a comic book of sorts, a self-help book, a gaming book, and a humor book all rolled into one.
Author: Aran Maza
Publisher: Aran Maza
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 202
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Eva lives a life of emptiness and despair in a city she despises, with no friends, no job, and no purpose. She longs for an escape from her mundane life and wishes to be abducted by aliens. However, her life takes a turn when she gets a job as a supermarket cashier. Here she meets people who are just as lonely and lost as she is, and she even falls in love for the first time. But reality is not always as romantic as the movies, and Eva soon learns that life is filled with dark humour, pain, and unexpected twists. This poignant story reflects real-life struggles and is recommended for ages 16 and up due to strong language.
