Author: A. HayterPublisher:
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Languages : en
Pages : 242
Book Description
"We can't let the invasion happen," Trump stated emphatically. "I created the best economy in the history of the world. The best unemployment numbers for African-Americans, for Hispanic-Americans, for women. We're not going to sacrifice those great jobs numbers so a bunch of lizard thugs can drink our adrenochrome!"During the infamous summer of 2020, Professor Dan Hansom -- Mythmatics professor and author of Illuminati-conspiracy adventure books sold at airports everywhere -- is drawn into his biggest adventure yet, this time involving Donald Trump and Joe Biden. Together, they must save the world from an alien attack. On their journey, they tackle cryptic clues, lizard people, inter-dimensional portals, vampires, albinos, weird party drugs, the Mayan calendar, flying saucers, the lost Gospel of Jesus, and maybe even the Holy Grail. It is a race against time to decipher an ancient Illuminati trail of clues hidden in churches, statues, and monuments, and do it quickly before peaceful protesters destroy every historical landmark in Washington D.C.
