The Clumsies make a Mess of the Big Show (The Clumsies, Book 3)

The Clumsies make a Mess of the Big Show (The Clumsies, Book 3) PDF Author: Sorrel Anderson
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 0007427247
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 8

Get Book Here

Book Description
Here are the Clumsies in their third and hilarious book! Full of the surreal invention and sparkling wit we’ve come to expect, this latest instalment will have everyone checking under their desks for talking mice...

The Clumsies Make a Mess of the Big Show

The Clumsies Make a Mess of the Big Show PDF Author: Sorrel Anderson
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 0007339364
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 8

Get Book Here

Book Description
Shortlisted for the Roald Dahl Funny prize 2010 - The Clumsies are back in their third and most hilarious book yet! Full of the surreal invention and sparkling wit we've come to expect, this latest instalment will have everyone checking under their desks for talking mice...Howard's evil boss Mr Bullerton has decided to put on a Big Show at work - and he wants Howard to sing! Trouble is, Howard's singing is worse than awful...and Mr Bullerton knows it. Now Howard faces an epic humiliation. Can the Clumsies help by turning Mr Bullerton's concert into total chaos? Silly question.

The Clumsies make a Mess of the Big Show (The Clumsies, Book 3)

The Clumsies make a Mess of the Big Show (The Clumsies, Book 3) PDF Author: Sorrel Anderson
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 0007427247
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 8

Get Book Here

Book Description
Here are the Clumsies in their third and hilarious book! Full of the surreal invention and sparkling wit we’ve come to expect, this latest instalment will have everyone checking under their desks for talking mice...

Three Times Lucky

Three Times Lucky PDF Author: Sheila Turnage
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 110157559X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 297

Get Book Here

Book Description
Newbery honor winner, New York Times bestseller, Edgar Award Finalist, and E.B. White Read-Aloud Honor book. A hilarious Southern debut with the kind of characters you meet once in a lifetime Rising sixth grader Miss Moses LoBeau lives in the small town of Tupelo Landing, NC, where everyone's business is fair game and no secret is sacred. She washed ashore in a hurricane eleven years ago, and she's been making waves ever since. Although Mo hopes someday to find her "upstream mother," she's found a home with the Colonel--a café owner with a forgotten past of his own--and Miss Lana, the fabulous café hostess. She will protect those she loves with every bit of her strong will and tough attitude. So when a lawman comes to town asking about a murder, Mo and her best friend, Dale Earnhardt Johnson III, set out to uncover the truth in hopes of saving the only family Mo has ever known. Full of wisdom, humor, and grit, this timeless yarn will melt the heart of even the sternest Yankee.

Dead Ever After

Dead Ever After PDF Author: Charlaine Harris
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101622458
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 354

Get Book Here

Book Description
THE FINAL NOVEL IN THE #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING SOOKIE STACKHOUSE SERIES—the inspiration for the HBO® original series True Blood. When a shocking murder rocks the small town of Bon Temps, Louisiana, psychic cocktail waitress Sookie Stackhouse learns that she has more than one enemy waiting to get vengeance for the past. Beacuse nothing is ever clear-cut in Bon Temps. What passes for truth is only a convenient lie. What passes for justice is more spilled blood. And what passes for love is never enough...

Big Black Bear

Big Black Bear PDF Author: Wong Herbert Yee
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN: 9780395779422
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36

Get Book Here

Book Description
When he visits a little girl's home, a black bear with no manners makes a terrible mess until another visitor helps him see the error of his ways.

The Greatest Show on Earth

The Greatest Show on Earth PDF Author: John Prater
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780744543599
Category : Circus
Languages : en
Pages : 28

Get Book Here

Book Description
Everyone in Harry's family is a star performer in the circus, everyone that is except Harry. Harry can't do anything extraordinary himself. At least, that's what he thinks....John Prater's exuberantly illustrated story reveals that we all have talent -- if we look for it.

Ninja on the Farm (Moby Shinobi: Scholastic Reader, Level 1)

Ninja on the Farm (Moby Shinobi: Scholastic Reader, Level 1) PDF Author: Luke Flowers
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545945054
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36

Get Book Here

Book Description
You've never met a helpful ninja like Moby Shinobi before! In the first book in this fun Level 1 reader series, Moby Shinobi heads to the farm! Moby tries to collect eggs, gather hay, and feed the pigs, but each try ends in a funny mess. Moby wants to help Farmer Bob, but what if his ninja skills aren't right for the job? Then the cows break down the gate-can Moby use his ninja tricks to save the day before the runaway cows ruin the farm? Rhyming text and energetic full-color artwork make this the perfect book for young readers!

Love & Other Disasters

Love & Other Disasters PDF Author: Anita Kelly
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1538754851
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 370

Get Book Here

Book Description
The first openly nonbinary contestant on America’s favorite cooking show falls for their clumsy competitor in this delicious romantic comedy debut that USA Today hailed as “an essential read.” Recently divorced and on the verge of bankruptcy, Dahlia Woodson is ready to reinvent herself on the popular reality competition show Chef’s Special. Too bad the first memorable move she makes is falling flat on her face, sending fish tacos flying—not quite the fresh start she was hoping for. Still, she's focused on winning, until she meets someone she might want a future with more than she needs the prize money. After announcing their pronouns on national television, London Parker has enough on their mind without worrying about the klutzy competitor stationed in front of them. They’re there to prove the trolls—including a fellow contestant and their dad—wrong, and falling in love was never part of the plan. As London and Dahlia get closer, reality starts to fall away. Goodbye, guilt about divorce, anxiety about uncertain futures, and stress from transphobia. Hello, hilarious shenanigans on set, wedding crashing, and spontaneous dips into the Pacific. But as the finale draws near, Dahlia and London’s steamy relationship starts to feel the heat both in and outside the kitchen—and they must figure out if they have the right ingredients for a happily ever after. Booklist's Best Romance Debuts of the Year Women's Health's Best Romance Novels of the Year Bookpage's Best Romance Novels of the Year

Drain You

Drain You PDF Author: M. Beth Bloom
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062036874
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 302

Get Book Here

Book Description
Every night I'd lie there in bed and look out at the hills behind our house, listening. I knew there'd be consequences. Actions meant reactions. Sunrises meant sunsets. My fear was too permanent, lasting longer than eyeliner, something I wore every day and didn't wash off. Quinlan Lacey's life is a red carpet of weird fashions, hip bands, random parties, and chilling by the pool with her on-and-off BFF Libby. There's also her boring job (minimum wage), a crushed-out coworker (way too interested), her summer plans (nada), and her parents (totally clueless). Then one night she meets gorgeous James, and Quinn's whole world turns crazy, Technicolor, 3-D, fireworks, whatever. But with good comes bad and unfortunately, Quinn's new romance brings with it some majorly evil baggage. Now, to make things right, she has to do a lot of things wrong (breaking and entering, kidnapping, lying, you name it). There's normal, and then there's paranormal, and neither are Quinlan's cup of Diet Coke. Staying sane, cool, in love, and alive isn't so easy breezy.

The Republic of Thieves

The Republic of Thieves PDF Author: Scott Lynch
Publisher: Del Rey
ISBN: 0553905589
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 692

Get Book Here

Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The third book of the suspense-filled, enduringly popular Gentleman Bastard Sequence about a roguish group of conmen, which George R. R. Martin has called “fresh, original, and engrossing . . . gorgeously realized.” “Fast paced, fun, and impossible to put down . . . Locke and company remain among the most engaging protagonists in fantasy.”—Publishers Weekly (starred review) ONE OF PASTE’S BEST FANTASY BOOKS OF THE DECADE With the greatest heist of their career gone spectacularly sour, con artist extraordinaire Locke Lamora and his trusted partner, Jean, have barely escaped with their lives. Or at least Jean has. Locke is slowly succumbing to a lethal poison that no alchemist can cure. With the end nearing, Locke’s only hope is to accept a mysterious Bondsmage’s offer: act as a political pawn in the Magi elections, and in exchange be healed. But the lifesaving sorcery promises to rival even the most excruciating death, and Locke refuses. Until the Bondsmage invokes the name of Sabetha, the love of Locke’s life, his equal in skill and wit . . . and now his greatest rival. From his first glimpse of Sabetha as a fellow orphan and thief-in-training, Locke was smitten. But after a tumultuous courtship, she broke away. Now they will reunite in another clash of wills. Faced with his only equal in both love and trickery, Locke must choose whether to fight Sabetha—or woo her. It is a decision on which both of their lives may depend. Don’t miss any of Scott Lynch’s epic fantasy Gentleman Bastard Sequence: THE LIES OF LOCKE LAMORA • RED SEAS UNDER RED SKIES • THE REPUBLIC OF THIEVES