The Big Fat Father Christmas Joke Book

The Big Fat Father Christmas Joke Book PDF Author: Terry Deary
Publisher: Scholastic UK
ISBN: 1407144324
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 155

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In THE BIG FAT FATHER CHRISTMAS JOKE BOOK ebook, Horrible Histories author, Terry Deary, brings you two hilarious books in one - Father Christmas' Joke Book and The Great Father Christmas Robbery - full of rib-tickling fun for the festive season. This brilliant bind-up is sure to keep you laughing right through to the New Year and beyond.

The Big Fat Father Christmas Joke Book

The Big Fat Father Christmas Joke Book PDF Author: Terry Deary
Publisher: Scholastic UK
ISBN: 1407144324
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 155

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Book Description
In THE BIG FAT FATHER CHRISTMAS JOKE BOOK ebook, Horrible Histories author, Terry Deary, brings you two hilarious books in one - Father Christmas' Joke Book and The Great Father Christmas Robbery - full of rib-tickling fun for the festive season. This brilliant bind-up is sure to keep you laughing right through to the New Year and beyond.

Father Christmas' Joke Book

Father Christmas' Joke Book PDF Author: Terry Deary
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780590764087
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 141

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Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book

Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book PDF Author: Richard McCourt
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1447256409
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 370

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Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. Dick and Dom’s Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book is a hilarious mishmash of Dick and Dom’s very own bonkers yet brilliant breed of humour. Feast your eyes on over five hundred brilliant gags, japes, jokes and puns; be amazed at Dick and Dom’s Titbits, a selection of fascinating yet fact-free facts; settle in to Dick and Dom’s Poetry Corner for some slightly naughty but very silly poems, and never be bored again with Dick and Dom’s brilliantly baffling Boredom Busters. Most importantly of all, laugh until you do a Vom Goblin.* (*A burp with a small surprise serving of sick. See their first book, Dick and Dom’s Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words, for more details!) With hilarious illustrations on every page, you’re bound to find something to tickle your funny-bone! Who is old, wise and green all over? Bogey-Wan Kenobi

The Big Fat South African Joke Book

The Big Fat South African Joke Book PDF Author:
Publisher: Penguin Random House South Africa
ISBN: 1770223142
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 318

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Koos is sitting in a bar. Each time he orders a drink he takes out his wallet, removes a photograph and stares at it. ‘Who’s the photo of?’ asks the barman, serving Koos his eighth Klippies and Coke. ‘My wife. When she starts to look pretty I’ll know I’ve had enough.’ What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead rugby referee in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog. WARNING: Not for the faint-hearted or Mother Grundys of this world! Politically incorrect, irreverent and laugh-out-loud funny, The Big Fat South African Joke Book covers a range of topics close to every South African’s heart: from Patricia Lewis to Robert Mugabe; from rugby referees to Kamp Staaldraad; from picking up chicks to marriage; from infidelity to divorce; from Little Bongani to Little Koos and Little Gertruide; from school days to Varsity; and from the mouth of babes to the Pearly Gates of Heaven. These and many other jokes will tickle your funny bone and keep you chuckling for hours.

The Big Fat Joke Book

The Big Fat Joke Book PDF Author: Khushwant Singh
Publisher: Penguin UK
ISBN: 818475907X
Category : Literary Collections
Languages : en
Pages : 304

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Ribald, rib-tickling and outrageous, Khushwant Singh’s inimitable brand of humour has made him a legend in his own lifetime. This volume brings together the funniest and most memorable selections from his enormous repertoire, including some of the wackiest jokes ever cracked about sex, God and politics.

The Crazy Christmas Joke Book

The Crazy Christmas Joke Book PDF Author:
Publisher: Penguin UK
ISBN: 0141959827
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 89

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Packed with brilliant seasonal jokes together with lots of silly stuff that will keep children giggling throughout the Christmas holidays. Cast an unwanted Gift Spell, read Santa's hilarious emails and try the Top Ten things to do with leftover turkey. With hilarious spoof ads and lots of fun Christmas features this book will really put the ho-ho-ho into your holidays.

Santa's Christmas Joke Book

Santa's Christmas Joke Book PDF Author: Katie Wales
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780099267034
Category : Christmas
Languages : en
Pages : 80

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This special Yuletide collection of Christmas corkers is back to keep the whole family chuckling!

The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever

The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever PDF Author: Joe King
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781849395083
Category : Christmas
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Book Description
Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney? Because he had the floo! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed. These and many more hilarious jokes for a very merry Christmas!

The Father Christmas

The Father Christmas PDF Author: Raymond Briggs
Publisher: Penguin Books, Limited (UK)
ISBN: 9780140373547
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100

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Features some of Father Christmas' musings on what it's like to be him - for better or for worse - year in, year out.

Dear Santa All I Want Is a Fat Bank Account and a Skinny Body Please Don't Mix It Up Again Like You Did Last Year

Dear Santa All I Want Is a Fat Bank Account and a Skinny Body Please Don't Mix It Up Again Like You Did Last Year PDF Author: Elderberry's Designs
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781790157518
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 120

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Dear Santa all I want is a fat bank account & a skinny body. Santa dont mix it up again. Whether you are a vegan, meat eater, or have a sweet tooth, help Santa Claus get it right this time with this themed Funny Dear Santa Dont Mix It Up Xmas Gift notebook planner. High quality finish printed in the USA & fulfilled by Amazon, this is a perfect funny gag gift journal or diary gift for men and women who love to crack jokes around the holidays feasts and festivities. Combine with a shirt or hoodie for extra oomph. Check out the author's expanded journal diary gift collection. Blank lined 20 lines per page, 120 pages, 6x9 inches, matte-finished cover, and white paper. Check out the author's expanded journal diary gift collection.