Author: Colorful Swearing Dreams
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781077311084
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 48
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GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, co-workers, managers or anyone else can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book ""I'm Sick of this Shit"" ""The Art of not Giving a Fuck"" ""Fifty Shades of Bullshit"" ""Shut the Fuck Up"" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, directors, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY
Author: Colorful Swearing Dreams
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781078377928
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 48
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GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Nursing Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, nurses or RN who can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "It Takes a Big Heart to Deal with Dipshits" "Parents, Admitting your Child is an Asshole is the First Step" "Bullies, You Better Pray Motherfuckers" "Patients Call it "an Emergency", Nurses Call it "Zero Fucks Fiven" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for nurses moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY
Author: Emma Hudson
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781523936656
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 56
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25 Unique Hand-Drawn Designs to Color Variety of hilarious hand-drawn designs perfect for coloring Each coloring page is printed on a separate page to prevent bleed through Swear words are decorated with floral motifs, animals, and abstract patterns Swear and de-stress in a fun and relaxing way Get a digital PDF edition and print your favorite designs multiple times All designs are perfect for different skill levels Did you have a bad day? Did your boss get on your nerves again? Are your kids acting up way past their bedtime? Being a responsible adult, you cannot say all the words that are going through your mind now. But what if I told you that one book and a set of coloring pencils could change all of the mess into fun sweary adventure? Thanks to "Curse and Color", you can unleash all those swear words you have locked up inside you but cannot say aloud. Why fret at home or sulk in a corner, just grab your markers and embark on a coloring adventure with a little bit of naughty twist! Time to Have Non-Stop Fun With The Most Talked About Swear Word Coloring Book! In this book, you will get some of the most creative and inappropriate swear words and dirty insults you could ever imagine with stunning designs that match them. Inside this book: Unique swear word designs to color Each design on a separate page Pages are 8 x 10 in White paper that will make your coloring look great Includes a digital edition for unlimited printing This book will provide you with a variety of designs to color for every swearing occasion and you are treated to a digital edition for printing extra copies! Just a few dollars buys you hours of peace and calm and they are sure to uplift your spirits! Take a sneak peek into the swear words and dirty insults inside: 1. Attention Whore 2. Fuck a Duck 3. Asshole 4. Cuntface 5. Cock and balls 6. Bastard 7. Batshit crazy 8. Bitch 9. Bullshit 10. I Fucking Love Coloring 11. Curse and Color 12. Dickhead 13. Zero Fucks Given 14. Douche Bag 15. Dickmidget 16. Fuck 17. Moron 18. Dipshitidiot 19. Piss off 20. Fuckerpalooza 21. Fuck this shit 22. Calm your tits 23. Motherfucker 24. Shitballs 25. Shitfaced So, grab your coloring pencils, markers or crayons from the drawer and start coloring the swear word that feel like yelling out right now! Copies are selling like hot cakes...do not forget to grab yours NOW. Please note: this book is an adult coloring book only. We recommend you to keep your children away even if they think the designs are adorable.
Author: Aaron Starmer
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 069840808X
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 368
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Now a new motion picture starring Katherine Langford, Charlie Plummer, and Hayley Law! “Truly the smartest and funniest book about spontaneous combustion you will ever read.” –John Green, #1 bestselling author of The Fault in Our Stars Mara Carlyle’s senior year is going as normally as could be expected, until fellow senior Katelyn Ogden explodes during third period pre-calc. Katelyn is the first, but she won’t be the last teenager to blow up without warning or explanation. As the national eye turns to Mara’s suburban New Jersey hometown, the FBI rolls in and the search for a reason is on. Mara narrates the end of their world as she knows it while trying to make it to graduation in one piece. It’s an explosive year punctuated by romance, quarantine, lifelong friendship, hallucinogenic mushrooms, bloggers, ice cream trucks, and Bon Jovi. Aaron Starmer rewrites the rulebook with Spontaneous. But beneath the outrageous is a ridiculously funny, super honest, and truly moving exemplar of the absurd and raw truths of being a teenager in the 21st century . . . and the heartache of saying goodbye. “Wildly inventive.” –Entertainment Weekly “Must List” “A comically surreal novel that will blow your mind.” –People Magazine
Author: Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Tip Top Education
ISBN: 9781940282862
Category : Games
Languages : en
Pages : 104
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Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing
Author: Colin Nissan
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1797214756
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 68
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A passionate and profane love letter to fall, the best fucking season of the year. Do you get excited at the first brisk breeze of the year? Are you overcome with delight when you see piles of red leaves? Do you lose your fucking mind at a pumpkin patch? At last, the epically funny internet sensation It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers is now a visual tour-de-force, teeming with a cornucopia of perfectly paired photos and seasonal enchantments to make it really fucking sing. Whiffy candles, wicker baskets, motherfucking gourd after gourd, and people going insane they love fall so much? Check! Also included: the equally lifechanging meditation It's Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers, because all good things must end. Give it to everyone you love, or put it on your fucking coffee table next to a pile of shellacked vegetables to really tie the room together. Perfect for: For anyone who fucking loves fall, and fans of McSweeney's, Go the Fuck to Sleep, Deep Thoughts, the Onion, and the New Yorker.
Author: Ruth Wajnryb
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 0743287576
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 305
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Have we always "sworn like sailors"? Has creative cursing developed because we can't just slug people when they make us angry? And if such verbal aggression is universal, why is it that some languages (Japanese, for instance) supposedly do not contain any nasty words? Throughout the twentieth century there seems to have been a dramatic escalation in the use and acceptance of offensive language in English, both verbally and in print. Today it seems almost commonplace to hear the "f" word in casual conversation, and even on television. Just how have we become such a bunch of cursers and what does it tell us about our language and ourselves? In Expletive Deleted, linguist Ruth Wajnryb offers an entertaining yet thoroughly researched, lighthearted look at this development, seeking to reveal the etymologies of various terms and discover how what was once considered unfit-for-company argot has become standard fare. Wajnryb steps outside the confines of English in her search for answers, exploring whether offensive words in English are mirrored in other languages and examining cultural differences in the usage of dirty words. For instance, why is it that in some languages you can get away with intimating that a person and his camel are more than just good friends, while pouring scorn on a mother's morals guarantees you a seat on the next flight out? An amusing and idiosyncratic look at the power of words to shock, offend, insult, amuse, exaggerate, let off steam, establish relationships, and communicate deep-felt emotions, Expletive Deleted is a must-read for anyone who loves language -- or has ever stubbed a toe.
Author: Jodie Eckleberry-Hunt
Publisher: New Harbinger Publications
ISBN: 1684034884
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 246
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Your negative inner voice is a total assh*le. Tell it to f*ck off with this irreverent, laugh-out-loud guide! I’m not good enough. This shouldn’t be happening. Things never work out for me. When we’re anxious, stressed, or fearful, the negative voice in our heads can be extremely powerful. It tells us we’re not smart or attractive enough. It berates us for our mistakes. And it keeps us feeling stuck in an endless loop of worry, shame, and hopelessness. But there is a way to shut it down. Blending evidence-based cognitive behavioral therapy (CBT), mindfulness, and profanity, this unexpected guide will show you how to respond to your negative inner voice with one very important phrase: Move on, mother*cker (MOMF)! With MOMF, you’ll learn to manage worry and anxiety, put a stop to unhelpful internal dialogue, and approach new situations with humor, levity, and perspective. You’ll also find real tools to help you: Set personal and professional boundaries Identify toxic or codependent relationships Become assertive without being aggressive Stop seeking perfection This book also includes journaling and other self-awareness exercises to help you put MOMF to work every day. So, stop letting your inner voice tear you down. With this fun and effective guide, you’ll learn how to take control of your negative thoughts and get back to living your best life.
Author: Honey Badger Coloring
Publisher: Honey Badger Coloring
ISBN: 9781640011168
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :
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Author: Carrie Keagan
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 1250026202
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 464
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Carrie Keagan's "naughty interviews with Hollywood's elite are the stuff of legend, earning her the nickname 'Barbara Walters on Acid.' She's gone toe-to-toe with virtually every celebrity in the world, and she's been taking notes. Get ready for all the juicy, behind-the-scenes stories from the biggest stars as she shares her journey from being a bullied kid from Buffalo to Hollywood's most fearless host. After 8,000 interviews, 2 billion views online, her own TV show, and countless appearances--including her upcoming season on Celebrity Apprentice--she's got crazy stories to tell"--
