Author: Jerry Mahoney
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1589799232
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 291
Book Description
As a teenager growing up in the 1980s, all Jerry Mahoney wanted was a nice, normal sham marriage: 2.5 kids and a frustrated, dissatisfied wife living in denial of her husband’s sexuality. Hey, why not? It seemed much more attainable and fulfilling than the alternative—coming out of the closet and making peace with the fact that he’d never have a family at all. Twenty years later, Jerry is living with his long-term boyfriend, Drew, and they’re ready to take the plunge into parenthood. But how? Adoption? Foster parenting? Kidnapping? What they want most of all is a great story to tell their future kid about where he or she came from. Their search leads them to gestational surrogacy, a road less traveled where they’ll be borrowing a stranger’s ladyparts for nine months. Thus begins Jerry and Drew’s hilarious and unexpected journey to daddyhood. From then on, they’re in uncharted waters. They’re forced to face down homophobic baby store clerks, a hospital that doesn’t know what to do with them, even members of their own family who think what they’re doing is a little nutty. One thing’s for sure. If this all works out, they’re going to have an incredible birth story to tell their kid. With honesty, emotion, and laugh-out-loud humor, Jerry Mahoney ponders what it means to become a Mommy Man . . . and discovers that the answer is as varied and beautiful as the concept of family itself.
S'Mother
Author: Adam Chester
Publisher: ABRAMS
ISBN: 1613121148
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 207
Book Description
And you think your mom is too involved? Meet the mother of all mothers in this “hilarious” memoir (North Shore News). Adam Chester is the son of a very loving mom, who for almost thirty years has peppered his life with unsolicited advice, news updates, and opinions in the form of thousands of inappropriate, embarrassing, and utterly crazy letters. Here, he presents a selection of her correspondence showing the pathological extremes maternal instincts can take. Why is a grown woman so frantic that her adult son screw on his windows to keep out killer bees? Is Adam at imminent risk of frostbite should he ever decide to visit San Francisco? And are adult trick-or-treaters really that much of a threat? With time, perspective, and plenty of therapy, Adam acknowledges and accepts the comedy of it all—and in this book he shares his story of an unforgettable mom who gives “overprotective” a whole new meaning.
Publisher: ABRAMS
ISBN: 1613121148
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 207
Book Description
And you think your mom is too involved? Meet the mother of all mothers in this “hilarious” memoir (North Shore News). Adam Chester is the son of a very loving mom, who for almost thirty years has peppered his life with unsolicited advice, news updates, and opinions in the form of thousands of inappropriate, embarrassing, and utterly crazy letters. Here, he presents a selection of her correspondence showing the pathological extremes maternal instincts can take. Why is a grown woman so frantic that her adult son screw on his windows to keep out killer bees? Is Adam at imminent risk of frostbite should he ever decide to visit San Francisco? And are adult trick-or-treaters really that much of a threat? With time, perspective, and plenty of therapy, Adam acknowledges and accepts the comedy of it all—and in this book he shares his story of an unforgettable mom who gives “overprotective” a whole new meaning.
Please Don't Kill Mommy!
Author: Fannie Weinstein
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 9780312977207
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 334
Book Description
On November 4, 1990 Tim Boczkowski phoned 911 in Greensboro, North Carolina to report his wife Elaine lying motionless in the bathtub. In the days that followed the paramedics' failed efforts to revive Elaine, detectives began to suspect that Tim had murdered his wife after a quarrel. But with no eyewitnesses to the crime--the couple's three children were in bed asleep- -Tim went free to pick up the pieces of his life... Four years later Tim's second wife-a woman who had devoted herself to his children-died under similar circumstances. Immediately, his past was tightened around him like a noose, and some of those who knew him best began to believe that the mild mannered, religiously devout Boczkowski was really a madman who killed his wives with his bare hands. But Tim Boczkowski's worst crime of all may have been committed against his own children: taking away their mother not once but twice...
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 9780312977207
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 334
Book Description
On November 4, 1990 Tim Boczkowski phoned 911 in Greensboro, North Carolina to report his wife Elaine lying motionless in the bathtub. In the days that followed the paramedics' failed efforts to revive Elaine, detectives began to suspect that Tim had murdered his wife after a quarrel. But with no eyewitnesses to the crime--the couple's three children were in bed asleep- -Tim went free to pick up the pieces of his life... Four years later Tim's second wife-a woman who had devoted herself to his children-died under similar circumstances. Immediately, his past was tightened around him like a noose, and some of those who knew him best began to believe that the mild mannered, religiously devout Boczkowski was really a madman who killed his wives with his bare hands. But Tim Boczkowski's worst crime of all may have been committed against his own children: taking away their mother not once but twice...
Paletero Man
Author: Lucky Diaz
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0063089556
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
A vibrant picture book celebrating the strength of community and the tastes of summer from Latin Grammy-winning musician Lucky Diaz and celebrated artist Micah Player. Ring! Ring! Ring! Can you hear his call? Paletas for one! Paletas for all! What’s the best way to cool off on a hot summer day? Run quick and find Paletero José! Follow along with our narrator as he passes through his busy neighborhood in search of the Paletero Man. But when he finally catches up with him, our narrator’s pockets are empty. Oh no! What happened to his dinero? It will take the help of the entire community to get the tasty treat now. Full of musicality, generosity, kindness, and ice pops, this book is sure to satisfy fans of Thank You, Omu! and Carmela Full of Wishes. Includes Spanish words and phrases throughout, an author’s note from Lucky Diaz, and a link to a live version of the Lucky Band’s popular song that inspired the book. A Junior Library Guild Selection!
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0063089556
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
A vibrant picture book celebrating the strength of community and the tastes of summer from Latin Grammy-winning musician Lucky Diaz and celebrated artist Micah Player. Ring! Ring! Ring! Can you hear his call? Paletas for one! Paletas for all! What’s the best way to cool off on a hot summer day? Run quick and find Paletero José! Follow along with our narrator as he passes through his busy neighborhood in search of the Paletero Man. But when he finally catches up with him, our narrator’s pockets are empty. Oh no! What happened to his dinero? It will take the help of the entire community to get the tasty treat now. Full of musicality, generosity, kindness, and ice pops, this book is sure to satisfy fans of Thank You, Omu! and Carmela Full of Wishes. Includes Spanish words and phrases throughout, an author’s note from Lucky Diaz, and a link to a live version of the Lucky Band’s popular song that inspired the book. A Junior Library Guild Selection!
Pigeon Pair: Daddy, Hug Our Mommy
Author: Wang FeiLiangLiang
Publisher: Funstory
ISBN: 1648847390
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 874
Book Description
"Daddy, Mommy will kiss you!" "Daddy, Mommy will hold you high!" "Daddy, Mommy will give you a second child!" Su Wen, who had returned from her amnesia, felt a headache coming on. She was an obedient and twin child, yet he actually gave her to Huo Yanming! What about this mysterious, aloof man in the North City who said that he didn't like women? Stealing a kiss on the wall and helping her abuse the scum was one thing, but she also had an account book to keep every day, so she had to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau! "Mr. Huo, we are really not very familiar with each other!" "It's alright, after marriage, you can slowly mature it!"
Publisher: Funstory
ISBN: 1648847390
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 874
Book Description
"Daddy, Mommy will kiss you!" "Daddy, Mommy will hold you high!" "Daddy, Mommy will give you a second child!" Su Wen, who had returned from her amnesia, felt a headache coming on. She was an obedient and twin child, yet he actually gave her to Huo Yanming! What about this mysterious, aloof man in the North City who said that he didn't like women? Stealing a kiss on the wall and helping her abuse the scum was one thing, but she also had an account book to keep every day, so she had to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau! "Mr. Huo, we are really not very familiar with each other!" "It's alright, after marriage, you can slowly mature it!"
Mommy's Diary
Author: Ben Pathen
Publisher: AB Discovery
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 48
Book Description
Rachael is a mother. But not just any mother. She is the parent to a happy, bubbly, adult baby boy called Phillip. Getting to where she and her baby are now was quite a journey and through Rachel’s diary, we can see what transpired, the successes and failures and the eventual wonder of a satisfying mother and adult baby relationship. It is a fabulous example of what it is like when a loving woman meets a very infantile adult and together, they become become mother and baby. Many will wish they too were Phillip, as he descends to a life of diapers, cribs, bottles, toys and nurseries. And perhaps a few other readers will be women wondering if maybe, an adult baby is what they want as well. Which one are you?
Publisher: AB Discovery
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 48
Book Description
Rachael is a mother. But not just any mother. She is the parent to a happy, bubbly, adult baby boy called Phillip. Getting to where she and her baby are now was quite a journey and through Rachel’s diary, we can see what transpired, the successes and failures and the eventual wonder of a satisfying mother and adult baby relationship. It is a fabulous example of what it is like when a loving woman meets a very infantile adult and together, they become become mother and baby. Many will wish they too were Phillip, as he descends to a life of diapers, cribs, bottles, toys and nurseries. And perhaps a few other readers will be women wondering if maybe, an adult baby is what they want as well. Which one are you?
The Kid Turned Out Fine
Author: Paula Ford-Martin
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440518025
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 193
Book Description
Every parent knows that moment of recognition—and relief—that only another parent can provide when sharing confessions of parenting guilt. In this book, more than thirty mothers share their stories of all the things they might regret doing—and the happy knowledge that their kid turned out fine anyway!
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440518025
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 193
Book Description
Every parent knows that moment of recognition—and relief—that only another parent can provide when sharing confessions of parenting guilt. In this book, more than thirty mothers share their stories of all the things they might regret doing—and the happy knowledge that their kid turned out fine anyway!
Bettyville
Author: George Hodgman
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0698158458
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 240
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER FINALIST FOR THE NATIONAL BOOK CRITICS CIRCLE AWARD “A beautifully crafted memoir, rich with humor and wisdom.” —Will Schwalbe, author of The End of Your Life Book Club “The idea of a cultured gay man leaving New York City to care for his aging mother in Paris, Missouri, is already funny, and George Hodgman reaps that humor with great charm. But then he plunges deep, examining the warm yet fraught relationship between mother and son with profound insight and understanding.” —Alison Bechdel, author of Fun Home When George Hodgman leaves Manhattan for his hometown of Paris, Missouri, he finds himself—an unlikely caretaker and near-lethal cook—in a head-on collision with his aging mother, Betty, a woman of wit and will. Will George lure her into assisted living? When hell freezes over. He can’t bring himself to force her from the home both treasure—the place where his father’s voice lingers, the scene of shared jokes, skirmishes, and, behind the dusty antiques, a rarely acknowledged conflict: Betty, who speaks her mind but cannot quite reveal her heart, has never really accepted the fact that her son is gay. As these two unforgettable characters try to bring their different worlds together, Hodgman reveals the challenges of Betty’s life and his own struggle for self-respect, moving readers from their small town—crumbling but still colorful—to the star-studded corridors of Vanity Fair. Evocative of The End of Your Life Book Club and The Tender Bar, Hodgman’s New York Times bestselling debut is both an indelible portrait of a family and an exquisitely told tale of a prodigal son’s return.
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0698158458
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 240
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER FINALIST FOR THE NATIONAL BOOK CRITICS CIRCLE AWARD “A beautifully crafted memoir, rich with humor and wisdom.” —Will Schwalbe, author of The End of Your Life Book Club “The idea of a cultured gay man leaving New York City to care for his aging mother in Paris, Missouri, is already funny, and George Hodgman reaps that humor with great charm. But then he plunges deep, examining the warm yet fraught relationship between mother and son with profound insight and understanding.” —Alison Bechdel, author of Fun Home When George Hodgman leaves Manhattan for his hometown of Paris, Missouri, he finds himself—an unlikely caretaker and near-lethal cook—in a head-on collision with his aging mother, Betty, a woman of wit and will. Will George lure her into assisted living? When hell freezes over. He can’t bring himself to force her from the home both treasure—the place where his father’s voice lingers, the scene of shared jokes, skirmishes, and, behind the dusty antiques, a rarely acknowledged conflict: Betty, who speaks her mind but cannot quite reveal her heart, has never really accepted the fact that her son is gay. As these two unforgettable characters try to bring their different worlds together, Hodgman reveals the challenges of Betty’s life and his own struggle for self-respect, moving readers from their small town—crumbling but still colorful—to the star-studded corridors of Vanity Fair. Evocative of The End of Your Life Book Club and The Tender Bar, Hodgman’s New York Times bestselling debut is both an indelible portrait of a family and an exquisitely told tale of a prodigal son’s return.
Mommy's Choice
Author: Scott Curtis
Publisher: Xulon Press
ISBN: 160477536X
Category : Best friends
Languages : en
Pages : 234
Book Description
Curtis pens a story of the strong bond that builds between a mother and her son, a story of love and friendship that grows deeper with each passing year. They share a closeness and a bond that can survive anything, or so they thought.
Publisher: Xulon Press
ISBN: 160477536X
Category : Best friends
Languages : en
Pages : 234
Book Description
Curtis pens a story of the strong bond that builds between a mother and her son, a story of love and friendship that grows deeper with each passing year. They share a closeness and a bond that can survive anything, or so they thought.
Mommy! There's a Snot Man Standing Next to You!
Author: Kimberly Ann Scott
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1438999968
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 46
Book Description
A little boy is kept home from school by his Mom because he has a runny nose. He learns what happens when he doesn't use a tissue to wipe his nose.
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1438999968
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 46
Book Description
A little boy is kept home from school by his Mom because he has a runny nose. He learns what happens when he doesn't use a tissue to wipe his nose.
Mom, Will This Chicken Give Me Man Boobs?
Author: Robyn Harding
Publisher: Greystone Books Ltd
ISBN: 192668530X
Category : Nature
Languages : en
Pages : 217
Book Description
After moving to ultra-eco-conscious Vancouver, Robyn Harding vows to decrease the size of her family’s carbon footprint. Ten-year-old Ethan worries about getting moobs from hormones in the food supply, so Robyn commits to buying organic. She quickly discovers that to keep the family in organic milk, she’ll have to sell a kidney. Then, eight-year-old Tegan becomes obsessed with the diminishing polar bear population. Soon Robyn finds herself making litterless lunches, greening her home, and valiantly trying to de-commercialize Christmas and birthdays. To make matters worse, she befriends a three-children, no-car single mother who shuttles her offspring and their various musical instruments (including a cello) around by bike and trailer. Who can compete with that? Harding deals with the challenges of ethical consumerism with spirit and wit, pondering how far her family has come, how far they’re willing to go, and whether she can go green and stay sane — and keep her kidneys.
Publisher: Greystone Books Ltd
ISBN: 192668530X
Category : Nature
Languages : en
Pages : 217
Book Description
After moving to ultra-eco-conscious Vancouver, Robyn Harding vows to decrease the size of her family’s carbon footprint. Ten-year-old Ethan worries about getting moobs from hormones in the food supply, so Robyn commits to buying organic. She quickly discovers that to keep the family in organic milk, she’ll have to sell a kidney. Then, eight-year-old Tegan becomes obsessed with the diminishing polar bear population. Soon Robyn finds herself making litterless lunches, greening her home, and valiantly trying to de-commercialize Christmas and birthdays. To make matters worse, she befriends a three-children, no-car single mother who shuttles her offspring and their various musical instruments (including a cello) around by bike and trailer. Who can compete with that? Harding deals with the challenges of ethical consumerism with spirit and wit, pondering how far her family has come, how far they’re willing to go, and whether she can go green and stay sane — and keep her kidneys.