Ickypedia

Ickypedia PDF Author: Richard Higgins
Publisher: Puffin
ISBN: 9780143308645
Category : Encyclopedias and dictionaries
Languages : en
Pages : 200

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Book Description
From ALPHABURP* to ZINKLEGRITTING,** the ICKYPEDIA has some of the most ridiculous, stupid and GROSSTASTIC*** words you've never heard. FRUIN To ruin a perfectly unhealthy snack by adding fruit to it. SPEWTIFUL A beautiful spew. See also POOTIFUL. UDDER PANTS Undies for cows. ICKYPEDIA A disgusting book you should never, ever read. 'It's full of snot, vomit and jokes about flatulence. Children will hate it.' Roald Dull**** 'This is the worst dictionary ever published.' A teacher 'You will actually get stupider by reading this book.' A scientist. 'Delicious!' A donkey. 'The best book ever written!' The Listies, who wrote it. *To burp the alphabet. **Freaking people out by rubbing tinfoil on your teeth. *** Fantastically gross. **** The world's most boring children's author (not be confused with Roald Dahl).

Ickypedia

Ickypedia PDF Author: Richard Higgins
Publisher: Puffin
ISBN: 9780143308645
Category : Encyclopedias and dictionaries
Languages : en
Pages : 200

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Book Description
From ALPHABURP* to ZINKLEGRITTING,** the ICKYPEDIA has some of the most ridiculous, stupid and GROSSTASTIC*** words you've never heard. FRUIN To ruin a perfectly unhealthy snack by adding fruit to it. SPEWTIFUL A beautiful spew. See also POOTIFUL. UDDER PANTS Undies for cows. ICKYPEDIA A disgusting book you should never, ever read. 'It's full of snot, vomit and jokes about flatulence. Children will hate it.' Roald Dull**** 'This is the worst dictionary ever published.' A teacher 'You will actually get stupider by reading this book.' A scientist. 'Delicious!' A donkey. 'The best book ever written!' The Listies, who wrote it. *To burp the alphabet. **Freaking people out by rubbing tinfoil on your teeth. *** Fantastically gross. **** The world's most boring children's author (not be confused with Roald Dahl).

The Listies' Teleportaloo

The Listies' Teleportaloo PDF Author: Richard Higgins
Publisher: Penguin Group Australia
ISBN: 176014813X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 224

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Book Description
A STUPIDLY FUNNY adventure from Australia's favourite BFFs. Rich and Matt love their nan. Unfortunately their nan has an evil NANASIS. And by the time Rich and Matt discover that their Nan ALSO has a TELEPORTING PORTALOO in the backyard it’s too late. They’re already hurtling through the interdimensional plumbing of time and space on a mission to stop the world from going down the toilet, literally! THE NANASIS has gone crazy and WANTS HER STUFF BACK or the world is doomed. Can the Listies pay attention long enough to save it?

Ickyfoodia: The Ultimate Guide to Disgusting Food

Ickyfoodia: The Ultimate Guide to Disgusting Food PDF Author: The Listies
Publisher: Penguin Group Australia
ISBN: 1760146684
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Book Description
Following on from their hilarious Ickypedia, comes this CROOKBOOK full of INGROSSIENTS to make every kid into a DISASTERCHEF. It contains smelly and just plain disgusting words, scribbles, COOKING DESTRUCTIONS and a guide to the world's worst RESTAURWRONGS. Full of made-up history, bonkers definitions, food unfacts and packed with illustrations by Australia's best-loved kids comedians, The Listies!

The Boy, the Bear, the Baron, the Bard

The Boy, the Bear, the Baron, the Bard PDF Author: Gregory Rogers
Publisher: Allen & Unwin
ISBN: 174114535X
Category : Adventure stories
Languages : en
Pages : 42

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Book Description
A paperback edition of the brilliant and captivating wordless picture book about an ordinary boy on an extraordinary time-travel adventure to Shakespeare's London. 'A great adventurous and fun book which most people would enjoy. I certainly did!' - Sherman, 11 (YARA Review)

Bluey: Easter

Bluey: Easter PDF Author: Bluey
Publisher: Penguin UK
ISBN: 0241569230
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34

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Book Description
Celebrate Easter with Bluey! It's Easter and Bingo is worried the Easter bunny has forgotten about her and Bluey like last year. But when they wake up to a series of clues, Bluey and Bingo are led on an exciting Easter egg treasure hunt around the house! Join Bluey and Bingo on this fun adventure around the Heelers' home. Want more Bluey? Also available: Bluey: Fun and Games Colouring Book Bluey: Meet Bluey! Sticker Activity Book Bluey: Bluey and Friends Sticker Activity Book

Friday Barnes 10: Undercover

Friday Barnes 10: Undercover PDF Author: R.A. Spratt
Publisher: Penguin Group Australia
ISBN: 1760148318
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 202

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Book Description
Friday is not running away. Yes, she did get on a train to Norway without telling anyone where she was going – but she had to help Binky. He may or may not have been attacked by a polar bear. Now he’s facing court martial for dereliction of duty. Obviously, Friday had to drop everything and travel 3000 kilometres to solve the case. The fact that it’s easier to handle her feelings for Ian Wainscott if there’s a continent between them is just a coincidence. When Friday arrives in Oslo, there are so many mysteries to solve. Is someone trying to keep Binky and Princess Ingrid apart? How can a painting leave a museum when all the doors are sealed? And will Melanie persuade Friday to go to the royal ball without wearing a brown cardigan? If Friday survives her trip to the remote Global Seed Vault, we may find out.

Slinky Malinki

Slinky Malinki PDF Author: Lynley Dodd
Publisher: Penguin Random House New Zealand Limited
ISBN: 1742539858
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 35

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Book Description
Lynley Dodd’s classic first adventure of Slinky Malinki, a fiendish black cat who goes on a midnight stealing spree. Slinky Malinki was blacker than black, a stalking and lurking adventurous cat. By day Slinky Malinki is an adventurous cat, cheeky and cheerful, friendly and fun. But at night he becomes a thief, stealing everything from squishy bananas to milk bottles and pottery smocks. His crimes become ever more daring, until one rascally night between midnight and four, Slinky Malinki steals MORE than before . . . Told in wonderful rhyme and through pictures full of life and movement, Slinky Malinki is the very first adventure of the rapscallion cat in Lynley Dodd's famous Hairy Maclary and Friends series. Read all the Hairy Maclary and Friends books by Lynley Dodd! www.hairymaclary.com

The Prison Healer

The Prison Healer PDF Author: Lynette Noni
Publisher: Clarion Books
ISBN: 0358434556
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 421

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Book Description
"Seventeen-year-old Kiva Meridan has spent the last ten years fighting for survival in the notorious death prison, Zalindov, working as the prison healer. When the Rebel Queen is captured, Kiva is charged with keeping the terminally ill woman alive long enough for her to undergo the Trial by Ordeal: a series of elemental challenges against the torments of air, fire, water, and earth, assigned to only the most dangerous of criminals. Then a coded message from Kiva's family arrives, containing a single order: "Don't let her die. We are coming." Aware that the Trials will kill the sickly queen, Kiva risks her own life to volunteer in her place. If she succeeds, both she and the queen will be granted their freedom. But no one has ever survived."--

Kissed by the Moon

Kissed by the Moon PDF Author: Alison Lester
Publisher: Random House Australia
ISBN: 0143789759
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 16

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Book Description
May you, my baby, sleep softly at night, and when dawn lights the world, may you wake up to birdsong. Part poem, part lullaby, this gentle story celebrates a baby's wonder at our beautiful world. From Australia's favorite picture-book creator, Alison Lester, comes a timeless book to share and to treasure.

Mr Bambuckle's Remarkables Join Forces

Mr Bambuckle's Remarkables Join Forces PDF Author: Tim Harris
Publisher: Random House Australia
ISBN: 1761044559
Category : Australian fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 242

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Book Description
Principal Sternblast is up to his old tricks. But what is he plotting this time? We need to find out before it's too late. Can the new students help? Was that a croak I heard from behind the canteen? Yes, but what does that have to do with anything...? Mr Bambuckle and the class in room 12B welcome four new students following the closure of the local grammar school. Will they all join forces in time to save Blue Valley School?