Author: Stephen Baker
Publisher: Castle Books
ISBN: 9780785831785
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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Does your cat express his love for you by lying on the book you're trying to read? Does your cat fight with your houseplants, play "clear the shelf", and refuse to come when called? Does your cat insist on plenty of space-- like the entire living room? Chances are that your beloved pet, like millions of other cats, is neurotic! Cats live in a constant state of one-ness, meaning they are only looking out for number one. The hilarious insight from author Stephen Baker is a tongue-in-cheek, self-help parody that provides an inside look on neurotic cats for those who either already own cats and deal with this problem every day, or those who do not own cats and enjoy laughing at those who do. If you have suffered from life with a neurotic cat, you will empathize with the author as he explains how to find peace with cats. The feline persuasion is a funny thing, and it is easy to fall prey to their deviant ways. Learn how to watch out for yourself and the rest of your household in How to Live with a Neurotic Cat. In this hilarious cat's eye view of the world, Stephen Baker tells you everything you need to live happily ever after with your feline friend (or foe). Also, don't miss How to Live with a Neurotic Dog if you happen to be rooming with an unstable canine pal as well.
Author: Beth Adelman
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN: 9781402731334
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 250
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Meow! Some kitties have a few catty things to say about their owners. And when they do, they talk to Dear Tabby. She's got the answers, so cats can understand why the people in their life act so strangely. But felines aren't the only ones who will benefit from Tabby's smarts: concerned humans who want to know what's going on with their furry friends will find invaluable insights in her responses. Plus, these letters are fun! See why Miss Puff won't play; why Priscilla wants the scoop on your sudden obsession with her figure (and why the food bowl's no longer full all the time); and why Belle, a dignified older cat, has some problems with litter box etiquette.
Author: Stephen Baker
Publisher: Pickle Partners Publishing
ISBN: 178625672X
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 181
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“The Canine population of the United States is about 25 million. Out of this, about 25 million can be classified as neurotic—a conservative estimate. “For the millions of dog-owners seeking a solution to this distressing problem—” Faced with the complications and contradictions of modern society, today’s dog becomes a neurotic. At every turn, his prime life forces—the need to eat and sleep—are thwarted. Instinct pushes him towards satisfying this hunger; sleep is necessary to infuse him with sufficient strength to get up and eat several times a day. (The average dog may require about 24 hours rest a day.) But environmental factors prevent him from satisfying these desires. Stephen Baker, in this entertaining and delightfully fresh book, offers new help for the perplexed pooch owner. There are chapters on training, feeding and—most important—dressing a neurotic dog. You’ll read about traveling with your pet...and what you can do to eliminate sibling rivalry between dog and your baby. There is a chapter on how to psychoanalyze your dog at home, complete with charts and test batteries. You may not learn a thing, but you’ll be vastly amused. Sly and witty drawings, skillfully done by Eric Gurney, serve to complement and clarify the text that will provide every reader (dog lover or not) with a great deal of dog food for thought.
Author: Stephen Baker
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780285632103
Category : Cat owners
Languages : en
Pages : 133
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Author: Stephen Baker
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780140242478
Category : Cat owners
Languages : en
Pages : 121
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First published in 1993, this humorous guide to the behaviour of cats and their owners provides instructions for cats on how to deal with particular types of owners, and tips for owners about pleasing their cats. The author's other publications include 'How to Live with a Neurotic Cat' and 'How to live with a Neurotic Dog.'.
Author: Stephen Baker
Publisher: Gramercy
ISBN: 9780517207345
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 132
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Cat owners know the truth: cats, in fact, own them and their feline needs must be met—sooner rather than later. In this delightfully irreverent book, highlighted by Jackie Geyer's evocative illustrations, the author of the highly successful,How to Live with a Neurotic Dog, offers coping mechanisms for those who struggle with the endless task of keeping their cats pampered and therefore happy.
Author: Pamela Merritt
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780998035703
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :
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The Way of Cats is a way of playing games with our cat. These communication, training, and affection games are fun and easy to learn. Then we have well-behaved and happy cats.
Author: Stephen Baker
Publisher: McGraw Hill Professional
ISBN: 9780071418652
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 148
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This book will help you understand you dog's idiosyncrasies, such as why your canine companion insists on squeezing between you and your partner in bed, his aversion to soap and water, and the breakneck speed at which he devours his food.
Author: Eric Gurney
Publisher: Pickle Partners Publishing
ISBN: 1786258978
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 192
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Cats are a proud lot. The pages of history overflow with their heroic deeds. They’re aloof, independent...calculating, clever little thinkers who usually wind up owning their owners. You can’t outwit them...but at least you can learn to hold your own. Eric Gurney tells you how in this most entertaining animal book.
Author: Jackson Galaxy
Publisher: TarcherPerigee
ISBN: 0399163808
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 322
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Cat behaviorist and star of Animal Planet's hit television show "My Cat from Hell," Galaxy, a.k.a. "Cat Daddy," isn't what readers might expect for a cat expert. Yet his ability to connect with even the most troubled felines--not to mention their owners--is awe-inspiring.
