Author: Lazaro Droznes
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781502821393
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 56
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Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word in the right moment. The problem is: Where are the good lines when you need them? They are here. The best one liners to show off in public and in private: Dirty jokes Sexy jokes Witticisms Funny quotes Riddles Wisecracks Feminist jokes Love jokes Sexist jokes. Bad jokes Funny proverbs All the one liners are related to sex, women and love relationships. The lines everybody wants to listen. Take the lines youll need to become the life of the party with you in your Kindle, cellphone or tablet. Dating will never be the same. In the parties everybody will flock around eager not to miss your lines.
Author: Regina Kyle
Publisher: Harlequin
ISBN: 1488062153
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 194
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Millionaire nightclub owner Jake Lawson works hard, but executive concierge Ainsley Scott is showing him how to let loose…in the sexiest possible way! I knew I was in trouble the moment millionaire Jake Lawson walked through the door of his swanky Tribeca loft. The definition of tall, dark and handsome, he’s hired me to take care of his parents’ Irish wolfhound. But one game of strip Scrabble later and we’re taking care of each other all night long… Starting my concierge business was my way out of the rat race I ran as a lawyer until it cost me my fiancé. And Jake is a full-on workaholic, certain his high-end nightclub will fall apart if he loses focus for a second. We couldn’t be more different. But the chemistry between us is off the charts! From drag-queen karaoke to movies at Hudson River Park, I’m showing Jake how to lighten up and enjoy everything New York City has to offer. But I can’t help wondering if blowing each other’s minds in bed is enough to make up for our different values. Can Jake step away from his smartphone long enough to give us a chance? Harlequin DARE publishes sexy romances featuring powerful alpha heroes and bold, fearless heroines exploring their deepest fantasies. Four new Harlequin DARE titles are available each month, wherever ebooks are sold!
Author: Jennifer Wright
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
ISBN: 1627792872
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 231
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A history of heartbreak-replete with beheadings, uprisings, creepy sex dolls, and celebrity gossip-and its disastrously bad consequences throughout time Spanning eras and cultures from ancient Rome to medieval England to 1950s Hollywood, Jennifer Wright's It Ended Badly guides you through the worst of the worst in historically bad breakups. In the throes of heartbreak, Emperor Nero had just about everyone he ever loved-from his old tutor to most of his friends-put to death. Oscar Wilde's lover, whom he went to jail for, abandoned him when faced with being cut off financially from his wealthy family and wrote several self-serving books denying the entire affair. And poor volatile Caroline Lamb sent Lord Byron one hell of a torch letter and enclosed a bloody lock of her own pubic hair. Your obsessive social media stalking of your ex isn't looking so bad now, is it? With a wry wit and considerable empathy, Wright digs deep into the archives to bring these thirteen terrible breakups to life. She educates, entertains, and really puts your own bad breakup conduct into perspective. It Ended Badly is for anyone who's ever loved and lost and maybe sent one too many ill-considered late-night emails to their ex, reminding us that no matter how badly we've behaved, no one is as bad as Henry VIII.
Author: Lázaro Droznes
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781981699513
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 70
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This book offers the students of German at all levels the opportunity to enjoy a wide range of short, sexy, one liner jokes without having constantly to refer back to a dictionary. This is actually fun learning! The witty lines are here. The best one liners to show off in public and in private: . Dirty jokes . Sexy jokes . Witticisms . Funny quotes . Riddles . Wisecracks . Feminist jokes . Love jokes . Sexist jokes. . Bad jokes . Funny proverbs All the one liners are related to sex, women and love relationships. The lines everybody wants to listen. Take the lines youll need to become the life of the party with you in your Kindle, cellphone or tablet. Dating will never be the same. In the parties everybody will flock around eager not to miss your lines. Purchase your copy now and start learning German and laughing at the same time!
Author: Lázaro Droznes
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781983969546
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 34
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The best Jewish humor to read without any guilt. Good for Jews and gentiles. An ecumenic contribution to solidarity, cooperation and toleranceJokes on this book are one liners because there are cheaper to produce and distribute. Nonetheless, we warn the readers they will not get any discount. Our policy is not to transfer our savings to potential customers. It is more profitable to make you laugh than to make you cry. Humor is a serious matter and it should not be taken lightly. Jewish humor is an inexhaustible source of comfort and relief for those of us who practice it.Humor is a serious matter because it allows processing pain and suffering in an elegant and pleasant way. We Jews have a preponderant participation on the world humor because no one suffers like we do. Our suffering is expressed through our humor.Our tribute to Jewish humor masters: Woody Allen, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Jerry Seinfeld, Rodney Dangerfield, Scholem Aleijem.Jewish humor is one of our many contributions to the Occidental cultural heritage. The more they make us suffer, the more we respond with humor.One of the advantages of being a Jew is being able to write this book without being accused of anti-Semitism. Only Jews are morally and ethically allowed to laugh of themselves. We must clarify that this book is not a recompilation of pre-existing jokes, but fresh material, brand new, ready to be open, written by the author and based on his own experiences and sufferings.Pitch done, let's talk business :Stop suffering! Buy this book and start laughing, It�s better than crying!
Author: Lzaro Droznes
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781548117061
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 44
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After the success of Volume I and Volume II, this third book comes out with brand new dirty one liners to practice oral sex at home or at the office. Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word in the right moment. The problem is: Where are the good lines when you need them? They are here. The best one liners to show off in public and in private: Dirty jokes Sexy jokes Witticisms Funny quotes Riddles Wisecracks Feminist jokes Love jokes Sexist jokes. Bad jokes Funny proverbs All the one liners are related to sex, women and love relationships. The lines everybody wants to listen. Take the lines youll need to become the life of the party with you in your Kindle, cellphone or tablet. Dating will never be the same. In the parties everybody will flock around eager not to miss your lines. Purchase this book and start dazzling women and friends!
Author: Lzaro Droznes
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539332060
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 54
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Leonardo welcomes Mona Lisa Ghirardini in his studio in the city of Florence to paint a portrait that was never delivered to the owner. Da Vinci kept the painting and started a long romance with her ideal woman that went on for 20 years through permanent retouching. The portrait accompanied Leonard during all his traveling and through different homes. This dramatic fiction recreates the relationship of Leonardo with the Gioconda, with his assistants Salai and with the world and his relentless searching of truth and beauty. The painting keeps captivating Humanity after many centuries and keeps posing the same questions Da Vinci posed to himself: Why is the Gioconda laughing? What mystery is hiding Mona Lisa? Why the smile is the portal to the soul? What is the nature of the divine feminine? The mysteries of La Gioconda synthetizes the mysteries of life and womanhood.
Author: S. M. Shade
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781979337175
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 178
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Living on Violet Circle, a place that's less of a neighborhood and more of an insane asylum poured into the street, I thought I was prepared for anything. After you've seen a woman strip down at the laundry room to wash the clothes she's wearing, then saunter across the street naked, you've seen it all, right?How naïve I was.After the factory closed, leaving me and a good portion of the town unemployed, I took a job managing Scarlet Toys. I knew it wouldn't be a typical work environment, selling adult toys in a town more uptight than a constipated nun, but some things you just never see coming.Like the protesters covered in poison ivy, screaming about smut peddlers.Or a dancing dinosaur named Fappy.Or the allure of the man standing in the center of all the chaos.Wyatt Lawson, a six foot, four inch heap of muscle with a quick smile, ignited my interest in more than the available manager position. Like the missionary one. Or the rodeo. Maybe the side rider. What can I say? I'm an overachiever.Let's just hope he doesn't scare easily.
Author: Adam Smith
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781973789741
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 66
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Laughter is power. This super funny adult joke book is NOT for kids! Joking is always fun! Jokes bring smiles to people's faces. Jokes make us laugh. We love joking in the company of our best friends and families. Jokes help us to relax and overcome any difficulties. Joking is an awesome social skill and a great way to make new friends and to communicate nearly in any surrounding. Many of us also love just to read some good jokes for amusement. However, it is not that easy to find really good jokes today. Some of them are simply out-of-date. This jokes book is different! WHY? Buying and reading this humor book you will get: -A great collection of 500 FUNNY ONE-LINERS; -One-liners, real-life awkward situations; -Great book to read on a long trip; -Dirty jokes about sex, alcohol, drugs and the other cool stuff; -Jokes about relationship, marriage, bar, parties, social media, etc. -Jokes for adults only; -New jokes from 2017 -Jokes that you will remember forever. LIMITED TIME BONUS: the link to download my FREE HUMOR BOOK FOR ADULTS! This book is free of racism. So relax and laugh!
Author: Sarah Retter
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781542489973
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 62
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Book Description
If you speak French, improve your English skills with these hot one liner jokes translated into French line by line. If you are a French speaker, improving your English skills may be boring. So, get a break and begin to learn and have fun at the same time with the dirty, shorty, funny, sexy, one liner jokes youll find in this fun book. All the one liners are translated sentence by sentence into French and are related to sex, women, and love relationships: Dirty jokes Sexy jokes Witticisms Funny quotes Riddles Wisecracks Feminist jokes Love jokes Sexist jokes Bad jokes Funny proverbs They are all here. The best one-liners to show off in public and in private, -the lines everybody wants to listen. Either in French or in English. Surprise you love partner and friends with one liner jokes they are going to adore! Purchase your copy now and start improving your English with joy and fun!"
