Bonkers! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure - Part 1

Bonkers! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure - Part 1 PDF Author: Lizzy Duckpond
Publisher: Elizabeth Helena Margaretha Swanepoel
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 169

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The Lance Leftfoot Adventure series is about family, kids taking charge, and looking at the world with a sense of wonder. A fun and hilarious adventure that is both daring and heartfelt. Guaranteed to entertain, surprise, and uplift. Whatever the challenges and difficulties Lance faces he carries on with his quest. He simply must find 'it' and turn his mother back into a regular Mom. He had to find it, because his mother, Mrs. Leftfoot lost 'it' at the park. They stumbled upon a lion sprawled out on a picnic table, a lion's tooth necklace dangling from its neck. One look at the lion and Mom froze. Mom froze, lost 'it', went bonkers, and turned into a kid. An obnoxious eight-year-old. Poor Lance had a terrible time of it, keeping his crazy kid-Mom in check. She attacked the swings, grabbed picnics, nabbed ice cream, and behaved like a proper hooligan. Lance Leftfoot could only watch as his mother carried out all sorts of shenanigans. Will Mom ever find 'it' and turn back into a regular Mom? Why did Mrs. Leftfoot go bonkers at the sight of the lion? Read every part in the Lance Leftfoot Series by Lizzy Duckpond and find out. This hilarious adventure filled with curious characters will have you glued to the page. The series kicks off with Lance's Mom going crazy, bonkers, nuts! The Lance Leftfoot series comes in 12 parts, every part as exciting and original as the rest. Read every part and meet python monsters, A Mysterious Lighthouse Keeper, a man who speaks upside-down gobbledygook, A Booger Monster, Poo! Stinkeroo and so much more ...

Bonkers! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure - Part 1

Bonkers! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure - Part 1 PDF Author: Lizzy Duckpond
Publisher: Elizabeth Helena Margaretha Swanepoel
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 169

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The Lance Leftfoot Adventure series is about family, kids taking charge, and looking at the world with a sense of wonder. A fun and hilarious adventure that is both daring and heartfelt. Guaranteed to entertain, surprise, and uplift. Whatever the challenges and difficulties Lance faces he carries on with his quest. He simply must find 'it' and turn his mother back into a regular Mom. He had to find it, because his mother, Mrs. Leftfoot lost 'it' at the park. They stumbled upon a lion sprawled out on a picnic table, a lion's tooth necklace dangling from its neck. One look at the lion and Mom froze. Mom froze, lost 'it', went bonkers, and turned into a kid. An obnoxious eight-year-old. Poor Lance had a terrible time of it, keeping his crazy kid-Mom in check. She attacked the swings, grabbed picnics, nabbed ice cream, and behaved like a proper hooligan. Lance Leftfoot could only watch as his mother carried out all sorts of shenanigans. Will Mom ever find 'it' and turn back into a regular Mom? Why did Mrs. Leftfoot go bonkers at the sight of the lion? Read every part in the Lance Leftfoot Series by Lizzy Duckpond and find out. This hilarious adventure filled with curious characters will have you glued to the page. The series kicks off with Lance's Mom going crazy, bonkers, nuts! The Lance Leftfoot series comes in 12 parts, every part as exciting and original as the rest. Read every part and meet python monsters, A Mysterious Lighthouse Keeper, a man who speaks upside-down gobbledygook, A Booger Monster, Poo! Stinkeroo and so much more ...

Gobbledygook! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure - Part 6

Gobbledygook! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure - Part 6 PDF Author: Lizzy Duckpond
Publisher: Elizabeth Helena Margaretha Swanepoel
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 128

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The Lance Leftfoot Series continues... Lance and his crazy kid-Mom had said goodbye to the Boogerman, Mr. Knob. As you have probably read in Boogers! Part 5 of the Lance Leftfoot Series by Lizzy Duckpond, poor Mr. Knob is a man with serious booger issues. After a gross and yucky encounter with Mr. Knob and his snot-slinging, they bid the mucus man farewell and continued up the mountain. The rain had stopped and all was well ... until the sound of a swish-swish, cloppity-clop disturbed them both! Frightened beyond their wits, the two waited with bated breath. They were all alone on top of a deserted mountain where bandits were known to roam. Much to their relief, the swish-swish sound belonged to a very familiar face, their neighbor Miss Sing. A Hushperer of such soft-talking dimensions that no one has heard her speak - EVER. Miss Sing falls in with the other two. Together, the three continue on their quest to find their lost dog, William Wallace, The Scottish Terrier, the lion, and Mom's 'it'. Mr.s Leftfoot had lost her 'it' in the park one morning when she saw a lion with a lion's tooth necklace dangling down its neck. She plumb lost 'it' and turned into a kid. Read all about Mom losing 'it' in Bonkers! Part 1 of the Lance Leftfoot Adventures. So, there they were, Lance Leftfoot, his crazy kid-Mother, and the hushperer Miss Sing. Making their way further up the mountain! And that's when it happened. A cacophony of gobbledygook and gibberish reached their ears, almost throwing them off balance! What could be the source of such a cacophony? You would not believe your ears if you knew the curious character they're about to meet. Strange beyond belief! Get ready for a most peculiar twist!

The Keeper! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure Part 3

The Keeper! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure Part 3 PDF Author: Lizzy Duckpond
Publisher: Elizabeth Helena Margaretha Swanepoel
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 89

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In The Keeper, Part 3 of the Lance Leftfoot Adventure Series we meet up with Lance and his crazy kidMom as they are about to scale the Mystic Mountains in search of their dog, William Wallace, the lion, and Mom's 'it'. In Bonkers! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure Part 1 Mom lost 'it' when The Thing happened in the park that day. She froze up at the sight of a lion and turned back into a kid. Mrs. Leftfoot went bonkers!. She sent William Wallace off into The Mystic Mountains in search of the lion. And so the quest started. Why did Mom go bonkers? Why did she turn into a kid at the sight of a lion? The answer lies in Sudbucket! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure Part 2. A vivid tale of Mrs. Leftfoot's awful childhood filled with whip whackings, chimney hangings, slop mushing, and lion cages. Now for Part 3! A great adventure begins! We find Lance Leftfoot and his crazy kidMom scaling the terrifying Mystic Mountains. Mischief and troublemaking follow his mother wherever she goes. BUT! Little does Lance know that Mom's crazy antics will be the least of his worries in the eerie forest up ahead. They are headed straight into The Keeper's lair. A dark forest with ominous and foreboding shadows. An eerie place where few have dared to enter. Swaying branches and limbs coiling around dark branches, The Keeper's dark terrain is not for the fainthearted. Trapped in the dark forest, The Keeper is stretched beyond his limbs! The Light of the lighthouse has been stolen and hidden away deep in the python's cave. Being The One who can save it, Lance must conquer vicious alligators, flesh-eating water, one devious python, and creepy creepers to save The Light. Will he do it? Will they find Mom's 'it' and turn her back into a regular Mom? Read on fearless reader ...The Lance Leftfoot Series by Lizzy Duckpond will keep your eyes glued to the page!

The Keeper

The Keeper PDF Author: Lizzy Duckpond
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 61

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You have no doubt read Bonkers! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure Part 1 where The Thing happened in the park on a quiet day. The Thing was where Lance Leftfoot's mother lost 'it' and went bonkers! She froze up at the sight of a lion and turned back into a kid. The Thing was what set the series of events in motion. Mrs. Leftfoot had turned into a crazy kid. She sent William Wallace off into The Mystic Mountains in search of a lion. The quest was all Mom's fault, reckoned Lance. It was she who set all this in motion with her going bonkers! In The Keeper, A Lance Leftfoot Adventure Part 3, we meet up with Lance Leftfoot and his crazy kidMom as they are about to scale the terrifying Mystic Mountains. The quest for their lost dog, William Wallace, the lion, and 'it' has begun. Little do they know but they are headed straight into The Keeper's lair. With limbs coiling around dark branches, the mysterious Keeper is a sight to behold. The Light of the lighthouse has been stolen and hidden away deep in the python's cave. Lance is the only one who can save it. In the dark and brooding forest Lance must conquer vicious alligators, a devious python, and creepy creepers to save The Light. Will he do it? Will they find Mom's 'it' and turn her back into a regular Mom? Read on and find out!

Humbug! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure - Part 8

Humbug! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure - Part 8 PDF Author: Lizzy Duckpond
Publisher: Elizabeth Helena Margaretha Swanepoel
ISBN:
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 94

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The Lance Leftfoot Series continues... Read Parts 1 - 8 and catch up on all the curious goings-on. So, there they were, Lance Leftfoot, his crazy kid-Mother, the hushperer Miss Sing, and upside-down talker Fizz Fizzpatrick. Having just said goodbye to Humbug! the Voice in the Box, the four continued on their quest to find their lost dog, William Wallace, The Scottish Terrier, the lion, and Mom's 'it'. Mom had lost her 'it' in the park one morning when she saw a lion with a lion's tooth necklace dangling down its neck. She plumb lost 'it' and turned into a kid. Read all about Mom losing 'it' in Bonkers! Part 1 of the Lance Leftfoot Adventures. Just as they were making their way to the cliffside a most beautiful sound lured kid-Mom, Mrs. Leftfoot closer and closer. It was the sound of angels! Join our travelers as they encounter yet another curious creature. A Diva with three songs stuck in her throat. Get ready for another curious meeting. The Lance Leftfoot Series continues... Read Parts 1 - 8 and catch up on all the curious goings-on. There they were: Lance Leftfoot, his crazy kid-Mother, and the hushperer Miss Sing. The quest for a lost dog, a lion, and Mom's 'it' continued. Mom had lost her 'it' in the park one morning when she saw a lion with a lion's tooth necklace dangling down its neck. She plumb lost 'it' and turned into a kid. Read all about Mom losing 'it' in Bonkers! Part 1 of the Lance Leftfoot Adventures. Having said goodbye to Fizz (the upside-down talker) in Gobbledygook they continued uphill when! Lo and behold the mystery box appeared again. There was something different about the box... I was huge! The giant box lying just off the path called out to them. Free me, free me .... screeched the terrible voice from inside the gigantic box. Curious as always, they moved closer ....

Sudbucket! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure - Part 2

Sudbucket! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure - Part 2 PDF Author: Lizzy Duckpond
Publisher: Elizabeth Helena Margaretha Swanepoel
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 120

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In Sudbucket! Part 2 of the Lance Leftfoot Series we continue with the horrible tale of Mrs. Leftfoot's terrible childhood. If you have read Bonkers! Part 1 of the Lance Leftfoot Series you probably have some questions. Like: Why did Mrs. Leftfoot lose her marbles? What did the lion with the lion's tooth necklace have to do with it all? Why did sight of the lion turn Lance's Mom into a crazy kid? In Sudbucket! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure Part 2 you will find all the answers. It is a horrible tale, but it must be told …. BEWARE dear reader: The tale of Mrs. Lovely Leftfoot’s childhood is no fairy tale. I repeat, it is NOT a fairy tale! In Sudbucket! Part 2 of The Lance Leftfoot Adventure Series, we revisit Mrs. Leftfoot's horrible childhood. It was terribly awful. We meet her miscreant of a father, Snool Sudbucket. Young Lovely and her seven brothers had a horrible time of it at the hand of the scoundrel, Snool. Life consisted of moose-whippings, mush grindings, chimney hanging, and such. A dreary life filled with misery and terribleness. Read about how Lovely escaped this awful place in search of something better. How she meets up with Miss Hilda Hoopdeda, a wonderful high-hairdo lady. Her great escape was final. Read every part in the Lance Leftfoot Series by Lizzy Duckpond and find out if Mom ever finds 'it'. This hilarious adventure series filled with curious characters will have you glued to the page. The series kicks off with Part 1 where Lance's Mom goes crazy, bonkers, nuts! But that is only the beginning. The Lance Leftfoot series comes in 12 parts, every part as exciting and original as the rest. Read every part and meet python monsters, A Mysterious Lighthouse Keeper, a man who speaks upside-down gobbledygook, A Booger Monster, A Poo Stinkeroo and so much more ... The Lance Leftfoot Adventure series is about family, kids taking charge, and looking at the world with a sense of wonder. A fun and hilarious adventure that is both daring and heartfelt. Guaranteed to entertain, surprise, and uplift. Whatever the challenges and difficulties he faces Lance carries on with his quest. He simply must find 'it' and turn his mother back into a regular Mom.

Sudbucket!

Sudbucket! PDF Author: Lizzy Duckpond
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 78

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Since you have read Bonkers! Part 1 of the Lance Leftfoot Series you probably have some questions. Like: Why did Mrs. Leftfoot lose her marbles? What did the lion with the lion's tooth necklace have to do with it all? Why did sight of the lion turn Lance's Mom into a crazy kid? In Sudbucket! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure Part 2 you will find all the answers. It is a horrible tale, but it must be told .... BEWARE dear reader: The tale of Mrs. Lovely Leftfoot's childhood is no fairy tale. I repeat, it is NOT a fairy tale! In Sudbucket! Part 2 of The Lance Leftfoot Adventure Series, we revisit Mrs. Leftfoot's horrible childhood. It was terribly awful. We meet her miscreant of a father, Snool Sudbucket. Young Lovely and her seven brothers had a horrible time of it at the hand of the scoundrel, Snool. Life consisted of moose-whippings, mush grindings, chimney hanging, and such. A dreary life filled with misery and terribleness. Read about how Lovely escaped this awful place in search of something better. How she meets up with Miss Hilda Hoopdeda, a wonderful high-hairdo lady.

The Bash - A Lance Leftfoot Adventure Part 12

The Bash - A Lance Leftfoot Adventure Part 12 PDF Author: Lizzy Duckpond
Publisher: Elizabeth Helena Margaretha Swanepoel
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 38

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All's well that ends well. Lance Leftfoot is home! Mom has found her 'it' and is back in regular Mom-mode. A big birthday bash marks the end of their eventful and hilarious adventure, bringing old friends, odd characters, and new friends together.

Boogers! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure Part 5

Boogers! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure Part 5 PDF Author: Lizzy Duckpond
Publisher: Elizabeth Helena Margaretha Swanepoel
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 78

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Having just left a stinky situation in Poo! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure Part 4 Lance Leftfoot and his crazy kid-Mom made their way up the mountain in the pouring rain. Zappers Snappers! A sudden ghastly sound disturbed them. Gulp! The horrendous glugging reverberated through the air. It was a guttural gurgle and it thundered through the pitter-patter of raindrops. Together, they huddled low as the ghastly guttural sound rasped through the air again. Whatever it was, it was approaching fast! Ga-a-ar-gh! Like a phantom, a dark shadow darkened THE WAY as another guttural gaaargh reached their ears. What was that? What kind of monster was lurking ahead? What kind of ghoulish creature could produce such a sound? Read Boogers! A Lance Leftfoot Adventure Part 5 and find out! But beware .. it is a story so gross and disgusting it would leave you breathless. Ghastly! Slimy. Sticky. Gross and yes, horrible. Stick with Lance and his crazy kid-Mom as they continue the quest. You will be grossly amused.

The Wolf of Wall Street

The Wolf of Wall Street PDF Author: Jordan Belfort
Publisher: Bantam
ISBN: 0553904248
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 530

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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Now a major motion picture directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Leonardo DiCaprio By day he made thousands of dollars a minute. By night he spent it as fast as he could. From the binge that sank a 170-foot motor yacht and ran up a $700,000 hotel tab, to the wife and kids waiting at home and the fast-talking, hard-partying young stockbrokers who called him king, here, in Jordan Belfort’s own words, is the story of the ill-fated genius they called the Wolf of Wall Street. In the 1990s, Belfort became one of the most infamous kingpins in American finance: a brilliant, conniving stock-chopper who led his merry mob on a wild ride out of Wall Street and into a massive office on Long Island. It’s an extraordinary story of greed, power, and excess that no one could invent: the tale of an ordinary guy who went from hustling Italian ices to making hundreds of millions—until it all came crashing down. Praise for The Wolf of Wall Street “Raw and frequently hilarious.”—The New York Times “A rollicking tale of [Jordan Belfort’s] rise to riches as head of the infamous boiler room Stratton Oakmont . . . proof that there are indeed second acts in American lives.”—Forbes “A cross between Tom Wolfe’s The Bonfire of the Vanities and Scorsese’s GoodFellas . . . Belfort has the Midas touch.”—The Sunday Times (London) “Entertaining as pulp fiction, real as a federal indictment . . . a hell of a read.”—Kirkus Reviews