Author: Bonnie Miller
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1612438628
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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A hilariously sh*tty holiday gift for everyone who loves Christmas and anyone who poops. Curl up by the fire with some steaming hot chocolate and listen to Fudgy the Poopman offer his unique take on your favorite Christmas tales. You’re probably familiar with Rudolph and his red-nose; but in this book, you hear how Christmas was saved by Rupert, whose case of IBS has left him with a shining red spot on the opposite end of his reindeer body. Like an overindulgent holiday feast, this is the gift that just keeps giving. Packaged as a high quality hardcover and fully illustrated in bright colors (as well as brown), the holiday reboots include “Silent but Deadly Night,” “The Nutcracker’s Dilemma,” and “The Twelve Days of Poopmas.”
Author: National Geographic Kids
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 1426328893
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 212
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Presents unusual facts about the holiday, including how upside-down Christmas trees can be purchased, how Sweden erects a giant straw goat for the occasion, and how mystery elves have been spotted in Michigan handing out money to strangers.
Author: Bart King
Publisher: Gibbs Smith
ISBN: 142361478X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 291
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The author of The Big Book of Superheroes presents a hilarious look at science, nature, and the human body in a book full of good laughs and bad smells. From boogers, B.O., and belches to sneezes, diseases, and demon cheeses, The Big Book of Gross Stuff is chock-full of practical knowledge about things you shouldn’t discuss at the dinner table. Kids can take a Gross Quiz to find out how their sensibilities stack up against the rest of society, and learn about the World's Most Disgusting Jobs (whale-feces research, anyone?). With the turn of every page, The Big Book of Gross Stuff will challenge your gag reflexes as it introduces topics, terminology and trivia about toilets, scabies, decaying bodies, and much more. For instance, did you know: · In 1971, a band named Hot Poop released a record titled Does Their Own Stuff! They were never heard from again. · When using fake vomit, the key to faking people out is to sprinkle water on the stuff to make it look more realistic. · Belly button lint is composed of dust, dried sweat, fat, dead skin, and bits of cotton.
Author: Mark Bernthal
Publisher: Zondervan
ISBN: 0310727723
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 15
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BOZ is a dynamic licensed character from one of the creators of Barney the Dinosaur who fills the large gap for a comprehensive early-preschool brand. BOZ and his friends get ready for Christmas in this colorful, oversized die-cut board book. As they bake cookies, wrap gifts, sing carols, and visit family and friends, BOZ and the Baxter's realize there is something much more special about Christmas---Jesus! Christmas with BOZ will delight children six and under as they discover the most important reason to celebrate! EXCLAIM ENTERTAINMENT specializes in the creation, production, and distribution of character-based children's properties. The company's mission---to produce high quality entertainment for Christian families---is fulfilled in the launch of BOZ.
Author: Alvin Irby
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780997781809
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 40
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In this hilarious rhyming picture book, Greg enjoys eating his boogers despite the protest of everyone he encounters.
Author: Judith Gross
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780448443003
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
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This wonderful charmingly illustrated book celebrates Jewish holidays all year long. From Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year, to Sukkot, the celebration of the harvest, to Hanukkah, the festival of lights, this is the perfect book for families to enjoy together.
Author: Kally Mayer
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781492833741
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 40
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X-rated for Parents! Only Suitable For Little Boys!! Your little guy will Love this book! It will make him giggle and fall in love with Gus, who is the coolest gross kid he will ever meet Perfect for reluctant and beginner readers who love big beautiful illustrated stories! Suitable for bedtime, day time, afternoon time or anytime! Follow Gus's antics as the story describes why Gus is known as... "The Grossest Kid on the Street!'' In a surprise ending, find out why Gus is encouraged to clean up his act! What does Gus decide to Do?
Author: Craig Yoe
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
ISBN: 9781604332438
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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From the bestselling author behind The Official Fart Book comes a sequel that will leave you heaving. Comes with real fake vomit! A clever, insightful, and gross compendium of everything from sayings about vomit, historical anecdotes, and cartoons to rancid rhymes, factoids, great moments in hurling culture, up chuckles, and buckets more! Whether you’re spewing to Ralph on the porcelain telephone or waiting for relief from a stomach tsunami, this book puts the “gag” in gag gift.
Author: BuzzPop
Publisher: BuzzPop
ISBN: 9781499806762
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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The Grossery Gang celebrates Halloween in this brand-new, holiday-themed story! A sheet of 100 gross-scented stickers adds to the fun. It's Halloween in Cheap Town and the Grossery Gang is already scary enough without costumes! Will Puking Pumpkin and his friends be able to pull off a putrid trick-or-treat, or will their crusty costumes scare away their friends? Over 100 gross-scented stickers add to the fun!
Author: Steven Gray
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780578958262
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 36
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A book about the beauty of brown at a Christmastime
