Author: Eva Blank
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
ISBN: 0761176845
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 289
Book Description
It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.
Jokelopedia
Author: Eva Blank
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
ISBN: 0761176845
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 289
Book Description
It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
ISBN: 0761176845
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 289
Book Description
It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.
The Bailey School Kids Joke Book
Author: Daniella Burr
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780590995528
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 84
Book Description
A collection of jokes and riddles about the weird figures living in Bailey City.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780590995528
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 84
Book Description
A collection of jokes and riddles about the weird figures living in Bailey City.
The Vampire Joke Book
Author: Count Trans L. Vania
Publisher: Pinnacle Books
ISBN: 9780786001910
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 164
Book Description
These hysterical Halloween howlers will keep vampire fans screaming with laughter! Here are hundreds of bloodcurdlingly funny jokes, quizzes, and lists about the legendary blood-suckers.
Publisher: Pinnacle Books
ISBN: 9780786001910
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 164
Book Description
These hysterical Halloween howlers will keep vampire fans screaming with laughter! Here are hundreds of bloodcurdlingly funny jokes, quizzes, and lists about the legendary blood-suckers.
The Vampire Joke Book
Author: Martyn Forrester
Publisher: Puffin HC
ISBN: 9780140372038
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 118
Book Description
Publisher: Puffin HC
ISBN: 9780140372038
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 118
Book Description
Garfield's Big Fat Scary Joke Book
Author: Jim Davis
Publisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 9780345389541
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 148
Book Description
America's favorite cat, Garfield, is back, with jokes galore. No telling where he dug up some of these deathless monsters! What does a ghost put on his pancakes? Boo-berry syrup! Did you hear about the vampire's dog? He was a bloodhound! Yes, you'll die laughing with America's most frightfully funny feline!
Publisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 9780345389541
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 148
Book Description
America's favorite cat, Garfield, is back, with jokes galore. No telling where he dug up some of these deathless monsters! What does a ghost put on his pancakes? Boo-berry syrup! Did you hear about the vampire's dog? He was a bloodhound! Yes, you'll die laughing with America's most frightfully funny feline!
Bunnicula's Long-lasting Laugh-alouds
Author: James Howe
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780689816659
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 52
Book Description
Bursting with fun for Bunnicula fans, this book is filled with goofy jokes and ridiculous riddles--some of them variations of old favorites, some of them brand now, and all related to Bunnicula characters and themes.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780689816659
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 52
Book Description
Bursting with fun for Bunnicula fans, this book is filled with goofy jokes and ridiculous riddles--some of them variations of old favorites, some of them brand now, and all related to Bunnicula characters and themes.
The Vampire Chapter
Author: Michael Dahl
Publisher: Capstone
ISBN: 1496504429
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 69
Book Description
Someone, or something, is draining all the books of their ink.
Publisher: Capstone
ISBN: 1496504429
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 69
Book Description
Someone, or something, is draining all the books of their ink.
The Vampire Book
Author: J Gordon Melton
Publisher: Visible Ink Press
ISBN: 1578593506
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 945
Book Description
The Ultimate Collection of Vampire Facts and Fiction From Vlad the Impaler to Barnabas Collins to Edward Cullen to Dracula and Bill Compton, renowned religion expert and fearless vampire authority J. Gordon Melton, PhD takes the reader on a vast, alphabetic tour of the psychosexual, macabre world of the blood-sucking undead. Digging deep into the lore, myths, pop culture, and reported realities of vampires and vampire legends from across the globe, The Vampire Book: The Encyclopedia of the Undead exposes everything about the blood thirsty predator. Death and immortality, sexual prowess and surrender, intimacy and alienation, rebellion and temptation. The allure of the vampire is eternal, and The Vampire Book explores it all. The historical, literary, mythological, biographical, and popular aspects of one of the world's most mesmerizing paranormal subject. This vast reference is an alphabetical tour of the psychosexual, macabre world of the soul-sucking undead. In the first fully revised and updated edition in a decade, Dr. J. Gordon Melton (president of the American chapter of the Transylvania Society of Dracula) bites even deeper into vampire lore, myths, reported realities, and legends that come from all around the world. From Transylvania to plague-infested Europe to Nostradamus and from modern literature to movies and TV series, this exhaustive guide furnishes more than 500 essays to quench your thirst for facts, biographies, definitions, and more.
Publisher: Visible Ink Press
ISBN: 1578593506
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 945
Book Description
The Ultimate Collection of Vampire Facts and Fiction From Vlad the Impaler to Barnabas Collins to Edward Cullen to Dracula and Bill Compton, renowned religion expert and fearless vampire authority J. Gordon Melton, PhD takes the reader on a vast, alphabetic tour of the psychosexual, macabre world of the blood-sucking undead. Digging deep into the lore, myths, pop culture, and reported realities of vampires and vampire legends from across the globe, The Vampire Book: The Encyclopedia of the Undead exposes everything about the blood thirsty predator. Death and immortality, sexual prowess and surrender, intimacy and alienation, rebellion and temptation. The allure of the vampire is eternal, and The Vampire Book explores it all. The historical, literary, mythological, biographical, and popular aspects of one of the world's most mesmerizing paranormal subject. This vast reference is an alphabetical tour of the psychosexual, macabre world of the soul-sucking undead. In the first fully revised and updated edition in a decade, Dr. J. Gordon Melton (president of the American chapter of the Transylvania Society of Dracula) bites even deeper into vampire lore, myths, reported realities, and legends that come from all around the world. From Transylvania to plague-infested Europe to Nostradamus and from modern literature to movies and TV series, this exhaustive guide furnishes more than 500 essays to quench your thirst for facts, biographies, definitions, and more.
The Jumbo Joke Book for Funny Kids
Author: Andrew Pinder
Publisher: Buster Books
ISBN: 9781780557168
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
A bumper treat packed with over 500 of the best side-splitting jokes for 6-8 year olds.
Publisher: Buster Books
ISBN: 9781780557168
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
A bumper treat packed with over 500 of the best side-splitting jokes for 6-8 year olds.
Diary of a Wimpy Vampire
Author: Tim Collins
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
ISBN: 1843176114
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 221
Book Description
Fantastically witty and hugely entertaining, this fun and accessible diary will appeal to anyone, teenage or otherwise ...
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
ISBN: 1843176114
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 221
Book Description
Fantastically witty and hugely entertaining, this fun and accessible diary will appeal to anyone, teenage or otherwise ...