Author: Bart Buley
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 50
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If your mood is sunk and you could use a laugh, don't worry! We've cast about for the funniest fishing jokes, stories, and cartoons out there, and we've found some whoppers. You'll be a regular clownfish after this! Just don't read these while you're on the boat - you'll scare the fish away with your laughter! A collection of fishing cartoons, humorous stories, jokes, and quotes. A great book to be enjoyed by anyone that fishes, thinks about fishing, dreams about fishing, or lies about fishing
Author: Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781534632127
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 30
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Funny Fish Jokes! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and fish jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains an entire school of funny fish jokes! WARNING: Something smells fishy! Q: What fish make the best sandwiches? A: A peanut and jellyfish! SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES! Q: Where do fish sleep? A: In a river bed! SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES! Q: Why are fish no good at tennis? A: They don't like to get close to the net! SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES! Q: Why are fish so gullible? A: They fall for things: Hook, line, and sinker! SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES! Q: What's the difference between a fish and a piano? A: You can't tuna fish! SPLISH SPLASH! FISH JOKES! Q: Why are fish so smart? A: They are always in schools! Funny and hilarious fish jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your fish friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of fish and sea jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about fish will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your scales on a copy today. SPLISH SPLASH!
Author: Uncle Amon
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781536845754
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 28
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Funny Fish Jokes! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about fish! Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny fish joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy lots of fun and entertainment. Funny and hilarious fish jokes Excellent for early and beginning readers Very colorful and cute illustrations for viewing Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Q: Why are gold fish orange? A: The water makes them rusty! HAHA! Q: Why are fish so gullible? A: They always fall for the hook, line, and sinker! LOL! Q: Why didn't Noah fish much while on the arc? A: He only had two worms! HAHA! Q: Where do fish go to borrow money? A: A loan shark! LOL! Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh? A: It has its own scales! HAHA! This funny joke book is full of hilarious fish jokes! These funny jokes will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about fish will have you rolling in laughter for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your fins on this hilarious joke collection!
Author: Arnie Lightning
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781535167604
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 34
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Funny Fish Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for children. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny fish jokes Cute and colorful illustrations Excellent for early and beginning readers Puzzles and mazes included Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Q: Why do fish dislike basketball? A: They don't like to get too close to the net! HAHA! Q: Which fish costs the most? A: Goldfish! LOL! Q: Why do penguins eat fish? A: Because donuts get too soggy in the water! HAHA! Funny Fish Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book. With cute and silly illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. Funny and Hilarious Jokes! This funny joke book is full of jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about fish will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
Author: John Gurney
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780006379294
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 92
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Across the country there is a fraternity of men, women and youngsters whose greatest pleasure in life is fishing. The jokes told in this collection are not told against anglers, but stories told by anglers against themselves.
Author: Maria Nelson
Publisher: Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP
ISBN: 1482405474
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 26
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With more than 30,000 species of fish on Earth, some of them have got to do surprising and silly things. The African lungfish is a fish—that can live on land! One kind of fish has two sets of eyes, so it can see above and below itself. Through wordplay and short riddles, readers will explore this crazy underwater world. Colorful photographs and illustrations accent more than two dozen jokes about fish, including a few biting barbs at sharks!
Author: Steve Cotler
Publisher: Yearling
ISBN: 0307977161
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 258
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Readers of Diary of a Wimpy Kid will love Cheesie's wacky lists, drawings, and made-up words as he tells the story of the weirdest election in the history of the sixth grade! In his third adventure, Cheesie and his best friend, Georgie, are off to middle school, where there will be lots of new kids and new teachers. Cheesie has a terrific idea--what better way to meet all the new kids than to run for class president? Plus, if he wins, it'll drive his evil older sister nuts! Then Cheesie gets bad news. One of his friends from his old school is also running for president. Cheesie has a tough decision to make, one that could affect his entire middle-school career. Should he bow out and support his friend, or go for the glory?
Author: Charlie The Cavalier
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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Fish Joke Book by Charlie the Cavalier is the perfect way to make your kids laugh! With over 100+ hilarious jokes, your kids will be entertained for hours! Not only that, but there are jokes that everyone in the family can enjoy. Plus, this book is great for road trips, waiting rooms, nap time, bed time, and even vacations! So, what are you waiting for? Get this book and laugh your way to learning!
Author:
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
ISBN: 9780736911764
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 180
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Phillips does it again in this hilarious and amazing collection of fish tales, fish jokes, and fish facts, accompanied by 98 tongue-in-cheek fishing illustrations by "Hi and Jinx" creator, Jonny Hawkins.
Author: Garrison Keillor
Publisher: Blackstone Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages :
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Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
