Author: Coral Isabella Aurora
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ISBN: 9781950339174
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 288
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Hello, I am your guide. Your spirit guide.Every year, the haunted Mathswell mansion lures eight teenagers into its depths on Halloween night. As a previous victim cursed to wander the estate, Jacqueline uses her expertise on horror films to guide the newest teens. But there is a problem. No one can hear her sarcastic voice.Keeping eight teens alive shouldn't be hard. But Fannie is addicted to dead languages, Hannah is infatuated with vampires, Jessica is more air than brain, Hal is shallow and greedy, Mandy makes bad life decisions, Aven is in permanent denial, and Lewis likes to feed the wildlife.Finally, there's Jack. He's geeky, handsome, protective, and everything she wants in a boyfriend. She never experienced first love when she was alive. Why does her heart keep longing, when science deems, she doesn't have one? More than anything she wants to save him, she's even willing to fight for him.Following the thirty rules to surviving a horror film, would you survive?
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ISBN: 9781435229174
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Languages : en
Pages : 0
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Author: Brad Shaw
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ISBN: 9781630213978
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Languages : en
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When two narrators get together after they walking out of a horror movie that one was truly disappointed in because it didn't make, "In real life it would never happen like that!" They decide to say all of the things and do all of the things true horror movie lovers have said and done- and they promise to get it right. The scene goes into a series of vignettes addressing the different ways that they would survive every kind of horror movie. From the Cheerleader in the Woods, The Horror Movie Game Show to what would William Shakespeare do, these two narrators take us on a ride of action and comedy that should leave the audience laughing and thinking if they found themselves in the same situation what would they do? Would you run towards the only house in the empty field with the creepy family on the porch? How would you kill the giant spider or the werewolf? In this think on your feet comedy tour of horror be prepared for the unthinkable¿as you should in any good horror movie. (The narrators may be any gender.)
Author: Matteo Molinari
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101203838
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 595
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From the scream of Psycho to the psycho of Scream, The Horror Movie Survival Guide is your essential source for information on the creatures and monsters that darken your daydreams and stalk your nightmares. Separated into five identifiable categories—aliens, beasts, creations, psychopaths, and the supernatural—each horrific entity is presented with a full description, an overview of unnatural habits, and tips on how to destroy it. This definitive handbook also includes a directory of horror films (So you know where to find your favorite monsters!), thirty photographs of the baddest of the bad, and a list ranking the worst creatures to grace the silver screen by their number of kills. So the next time you’re confronted by the supernatural, the extraterrestrial, or the unclassifiable, look in here for all the facts—and run like hell.
Author: Matteo Molinari
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ISBN: 9781322732695
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Languages : en
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Author: Shawn Cain
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0557420903
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 72
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You wake up stranded in a run-down camp, abandoned hospital, or other creepy non-populated area. Your friends may be there, but they're just as clueless, if not more. Someone makes a joke about something immoral and a sports gear wearing giant with a large impaling device appears. It is right then and there you realize that you are in some serious trouble...Are you prepared?...Are you sure?There is no need to worry because you have now discovered the answer to your desperate calls for help. Sure, it isn't a weapon or a map, but it can still be of assistance!Inside this book lies 50 Tips for surviving a horror movie situation along with 10 added 'specific' tips all provided so that you can find your way to safety*.So pay attention and bring your smile...while you still have it. However, you're on your own in the sequel.
Author: Meredith O'Hayre
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 144050864X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 122
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Horror movie fans know: danger lurks around every corner, locker room, and strange new neighbor. And as every slasher addict knows, the last known survivor is always The Scream Queen. In this guide, youÆll learn 150 life-or-death lessons that Jamie Lee, Neve, and Jennifer Love learned on screen--without the pain of dismemberment. You owe it to yourself to master the scream queenÆs rules of survival, including: Be wary of days that begin "much like any other" (itÆs all downhill from there) Keep that playlist light (no one ever got axed while cuttinÆ Footloose) Reconsider that roadtrip (or else end up at the mercy of a creepy tow truck driver) Keep away from small-town law enforcement (the rent-a-cop always dies) Featuring little-known trivia and favorite moments from dozens of the most well-known and scariest movies of all time, this is one survival guide horror fans are sure to die without.
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Languages : en
Pages : 24
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Pages : 21
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Author: Gary Cook
Publisher: E I Independent Cinema
ISBN: 9780966981704
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 72
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A comprehensive guide to the in's and out's of finding a way to live until the final credits. These tips have been compiled by top experts in the field, the swamp, the old hotel, the laboratory, the abandoned house, and expecially the summer camp. The B-movie Survival Guide features stories from the B-movie industries top filmmakers and actos such as Night of the Living Dead's John Russo, Texas Chainsaw Massacre's Gunnar Hansen, and Toxic Avenger's Lloyd Kaufman.
