Author: Patrick Winstanley
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781491295106
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 64
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Packed full of funny Christmas poems, parodies and nonsense verse by contemporary UK poets Max Scratchmann, Paul Curtis and Patrick Winstanley, The Peculiar Poetry Collection of Funny Christmas Verse distills the true spirit of Christmas - comic, misanthropic, dyspeptic, or sometimes just sick. The collection is presented chronologically, taking the reader in seven easy leaps from the eager anticipation of Christmas, through the fun and festivities, to the bitter aftertaste. Meet Pip, the ineffably jolly penguin who gets on everyone's tits, revel in the feminist retelling of the story of The Three Wise Men and discover the feminine hygiene product set to be a Christmas sensation. Oddly compelling and compellingly odd, you'll enjoy a roller coaster ride through the festive peaks - drinking, feasting and flirtation - and troughs - hangovers, religion and relations - in an anthology overflowing with Christmas good cheer. Perfect as a present for a hard to please relative (any relative!), a secret Santa gift for a colleague, or a small indulgence for oneself, The Peculiar Poetry Collection of Funny Christmas Verse is ribald, riotous and on occasion very rude.
Author: Paul Cookson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780439950497
Category : Children's poetry, English
Languages : en
Pages : 123
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'Funny Poems for Christmas' presents everything that you could want for Christmas - food, prezzies, decorations, Santa - but in poetical form. This book is filled with raving mad relatives, rapping reindeer, talking turkeys, snowflakes and sparkle!
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ISBN: 9781407104010
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 123
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Author: Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 1451670109
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
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Kenn Nesbitt and Linda Knaus—two of today’s fastest-rising poetry stars—will light up your holiday celebration with this book of cheerful Christmas poetry. Nesbitt and Knaus teamed up to create 20 charming poems capturing all the things that could go wrong during the Christmas season, including hunting for a mall parking spot on the day after Thanksgiving, Santa getting stuck in the chimney, eating unusual foods at a potluck Christmas dinner, and more. Laugh your way through the holiday season! Kenn Nesbitt and Linda Knaus will light up your holiday celebration with this book of cheerful Christmas poetry. Nesbitt and Knaus teamed up to create 20 charming poems capturing all the things that could go wrong during the Christmas season, including hunting for a mall parking spot on the day after Thanksgiving, Santa getting stuck in the chimney, eating unusual foods at a potluck Christmas dinner, and more. With delightful illustrations by Mike and Carl Gordon, this collection is sure to bring extra cheer to young and old this holiday season!
Author: Nigel Smith
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781983115295
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 55
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Enjoy Christmas with this hilarious compilation of silly rhymes for Christmas times, written and illustrated by Nigel SmithAmongst other things: Shriek ... as you find out why greyhounds are not just for Christmas!Gasp ... as you discover why an ostrich doesn't fly!and ... try to control your bladder when you find out what happened to 'Ralf' the greedy mutt!This festive companion also includes 4 unique 'puzzle poems' and some of the well-loved seasonal adventures of 'My Brother James, and Me', a series of funny rhymes about two naughty boys and their poor unfortunate father!This is a humorous read aloud delight with great poems to perform and share with family and friends. Suitable for very young adults to very old adults!What the critics said:'Beautifully conceived' ... Mary and Joseph'One Star' ... The ShepherdsVolume 2. 'Prose n' Turkeys' is also available
Author: Bo Burnham
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
ISBN: 145551912X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 278
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A strange and charming collection of hilariously absurd poetry, writing, and illustration from one of today's most popular young comedians?Ķ Bo Burnham was a precocious teenager living in his parents' attic when he started posting material on YouTube. 100 million people viewed those videos, turning Bo into an online sensation with a huge and dedicated following. Bo taped his first of two Comedy Central specials four days after his 18th birthday, making him the youngest to do so in the channel's history. Now Bo is a rising star in the comedy world, revered for his utterly original and intelligent voice. And, he can SIIIIIIIIING! In Egghead, Bo brings his brand of brainy, emotional comedy to the page in the form of off-kilter poems, thoughts, and more. Teaming up with his longtime friend, artist, and illustrator Chance Bone, Bo takes on everything from death to farts in this weird book that will make you think, laugh and think, "why did I just laugh?"
Author: Dean McFalls
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1543412793
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 398
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Delivered on Christmas 2023: The Ultimate Edition, is a literary masterpiece. The work of a lifetime, this 430-page anthology of original poetry, narrative, artwork, and in-depth reflection spans half a century. With 21 episodes patterned after “The Night before Christmas”, McFalls leads you on riveting adventures ranging from fantasy and satire to profound meditations on Christmas and the human condition – despair and redemption, conversion, hope, and final victory. All this unfolds against real historical events: the World Wars, the Cold War, and War in the Ukraine, the three-year Pandemic, immigration, poverty, incarceration, death and dying, apparitions of Mary, prophetic warnings, and the End Times. All ages will find something to enjoy. See www.deanmcfalls.com
Author: Bruce Robertson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781546691174
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 50
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Santa's Funny poems for everyone.
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Category : Carols
Languages : en
Pages : 202
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Author: Francesco Marciuliano
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452121869
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 111
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Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.
