Author: paras shah
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781705992159
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 24
Book Description
Two funny happy-ending stories: #1. A boy peed his pants while going to school. What will he do now? #2. Find out how a boy named Poop got his name. What will he do when he grows up?A funny book that your kids would love to read!I wanted my kids to enjoy reading. So I made up a couple of stories about the things that my kids find funny - Potty, Pee and Poop. I hope your kids enjoy this book as much as my kids do! :) #funny book #toddler's book #preschool book #children's book #kid's book #story book #bedtime stories #book for boys#book for girls
The Naughty Potty Book
Author: paras shah
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781705992159
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 24
Book Description
Two funny happy-ending stories: #1. A boy peed his pants while going to school. What will he do now? #2. Find out how a boy named Poop got his name. What will he do when he grows up?A funny book that your kids would love to read!I wanted my kids to enjoy reading. So I made up a couple of stories about the things that my kids find funny - Potty, Pee and Poop. I hope your kids enjoy this book as much as my kids do! :) #funny book #toddler's book #preschool book #children's book #kid's book #story book #bedtime stories #book for boys#book for girls
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781705992159
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 24
Book Description
Two funny happy-ending stories: #1. A boy peed his pants while going to school. What will he do now? #2. Find out how a boy named Poop got his name. What will he do when he grows up?A funny book that your kids would love to read!I wanted my kids to enjoy reading. So I made up a couple of stories about the things that my kids find funny - Potty, Pee and Poop. I hope your kids enjoy this book as much as my kids do! :) #funny book #toddler's book #preschool book #children's book #kid's book #story book #bedtime stories #book for boys#book for girls
Don't Be Naughty, Pee Pee in the Potty
Author: Alisha Reeves
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533079749
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
Join Polly on her wild adventure of chanting and learning how to pee pee in the potty. Will she get to wear her big girl underwear?
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533079749
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
Join Polly on her wild adventure of chanting and learning how to pee pee in the potty. Will she get to wear her big girl underwear?
I Want My Potty!
Author: Tony Ross
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1849399069
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
"Nappies are YUUECH!" said the little princess. "There must be something better!" At first the Little Princess thinks the royal potty is even worse than nappies but she soon learns to love it -- even if it isn't always there just when she needs it!
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1849399069
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
"Nappies are YUUECH!" said the little princess. "There must be something better!" At first the Little Princess thinks the royal potty is even worse than nappies but she soon learns to love it -- even if it isn't always there just when she needs it!
I Want My Potty
Author: Tony Ross
Publisher: Kane/Miller Book Publishers, Inc.
ISBN: 1933605235
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 15
Book Description
It's a royal renovation ? a perennial potty favorite with a whole new look!
Publisher: Kane/Miller Book Publishers, Inc.
ISBN: 1933605235
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 15
Book Description
It's a royal renovation ? a perennial potty favorite with a whole new look!
The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever
Author: Michael Ryan
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 0595311733
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 66
Book Description
"I am speechless. The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever is the most disgusting, crude book I have ever read. I am ashamed to say my son wrote this. Where did I go wrong?" -Mother of Author Michael Ryan, too embarrassed to give her name "I succeeded! It is clear that my superb parenting skills paid off. The Author, Michael Ryan, tells the A to Zs of shit taking. He demonstrates his expertise on the always funny material of the infamous #2." -Proud Father of Author Michael Ryan, who's wife wouldn't let him give his first name The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever was written for anyone who wants to laugh out loud about the topic of taking a crap. Author Michael Ryan displays his expertise on the often unspoken everyday experience of going to the bathroom. He dissects every imaginable issue from the toilet paper texture to the writings on the bathroom stall doors. A few of the many other topics covered are: types of doody, locations, bathroom spray, courtesy flush, the bidet, what to do while going to the bathroom, types of farts, clogging the bowl, activities, wiping (sitting vs. standing), diarrhea, hemorrhoids, girls, masturbation, constipation and public toilets in various countries.
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 0595311733
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 66
Book Description
"I am speechless. The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever is the most disgusting, crude book I have ever read. I am ashamed to say my son wrote this. Where did I go wrong?" -Mother of Author Michael Ryan, too embarrassed to give her name "I succeeded! It is clear that my superb parenting skills paid off. The Author, Michael Ryan, tells the A to Zs of shit taking. He demonstrates his expertise on the always funny material of the infamous #2." -Proud Father of Author Michael Ryan, who's wife wouldn't let him give his first name The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever was written for anyone who wants to laugh out loud about the topic of taking a crap. Author Michael Ryan displays his expertise on the often unspoken everyday experience of going to the bathroom. He dissects every imaginable issue from the toilet paper texture to the writings on the bathroom stall doors. A few of the many other topics covered are: types of doody, locations, bathroom spray, courtesy flush, the bidet, what to do while going to the bathroom, types of farts, clogging the bowl, activities, wiping (sitting vs. standing), diarrhea, hemorrhoids, girls, masturbation, constipation and public toilets in various countries.
Potty Poo-poo Wee-wee
Author: Colin McNaughton
Publisher: Candlewick Press (MA)
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
Littlesaurus refuses to use the potty. Could it be that a bit of reverse psychology is in order to help him change his rude ways? Full color.
Publisher: Candlewick Press (MA)
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
Littlesaurus refuses to use the potty. Could it be that a bit of reverse psychology is in order to help him change his rude ways? Full color.
Oh Crap! Potty Training
Author: Jamie Glowacki
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1501122991
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 186
Book Description
From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1501122991
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 186
Book Description
From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.
Don't Say Poop!
Author: Jimmy Matejek-Morris
Publisher: HMH Books For Young Readers
ISBN: 0358423333
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 33
Book Description
Everyone Poops meets The Book with No Pictures in this irresistibly naughty read-aloud. When you get the urge to say you-know-what, don't. DON'T SAY POOP! Why say a vile word like poop when you could say humdrum bum crumbs, float-or-sinker, major stinker, sometimes mushy from your tushy, or smelly belly funky jelly. See how much nicer that is? This silly book of tongue twisters will have kids doubled over as they learn some alternatives to their favorite potty words. Perfect for reading aloud, and for reading again and again!
Publisher: HMH Books For Young Readers
ISBN: 0358423333
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 33
Book Description
Everyone Poops meets The Book with No Pictures in this irresistibly naughty read-aloud. When you get the urge to say you-know-what, don't. DON'T SAY POOP! Why say a vile word like poop when you could say humdrum bum crumbs, float-or-sinker, major stinker, sometimes mushy from your tushy, or smelly belly funky jelly. See how much nicer that is? This silly book of tongue twisters will have kids doubled over as they learn some alternatives to their favorite potty words. Perfect for reading aloud, and for reading again and again!
Don't Eat Poop
Author: Tara Maya
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781479100972
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 24
Book Description
Even little kids know that eating poop is yucky!What they don't realize is that if they don't wash their hands after they use the potty, they could be doing something that will make them sick, just like eating poop. This book uses fun, vivid and simple examples to remind kids to always wash hands before they eat, cook, play with their toys or touch anything, even their own eyes and noses!
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781479100972
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 24
Book Description
Even little kids know that eating poop is yucky!What they don't realize is that if they don't wash their hands after they use the potty, they could be doing something that will make them sick, just like eating poop. This book uses fun, vivid and simple examples to remind kids to always wash hands before they eat, cook, play with their toys or touch anything, even their own eyes and noses!
How to Potty Train Your Porcupine
Author: Tom Toro
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0316495379
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 44
Book Description
This laugh-out-loud picture book is a hilarious take on potty training by a talented New Yorker cartoonist -- perfect for fans of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie and How to Babysit a Grandma. Two children bring home a pet porcupine, but they can only keep her if she's house-trained! After a whirlwind of increasingly zany approaches, the kids learn that sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to ask nicely. With Tom's wit and dynamic artwork, this delightful story about learning to pee will bring joy and heart to young readers.
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0316495379
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 44
Book Description
This laugh-out-loud picture book is a hilarious take on potty training by a talented New Yorker cartoonist -- perfect for fans of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie and How to Babysit a Grandma. Two children bring home a pet porcupine, but they can only keep her if she's house-trained! After a whirlwind of increasingly zany approaches, the kids learn that sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to ask nicely. With Tom's wit and dynamic artwork, this delightful story about learning to pee will bring joy and heart to young readers.