Author: Skye MacKinnon
Publisher: Peryton Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 500
Book Description
Three steamy alien abduction romance novels in one boxset! If you love hot aliens, strong heroines and hilarious misunderstandings, read this collection today! These aliens have no idea how to abduct a human. Alien abductions aren't easy. Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Their only hope is enrolling in an abduction course at the prestigious Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct, probe and tame a human female – and they’re graded on it. They think they've found their perfect human abductee, but Trish has no intentions of making it easy for them. Being probed by aliens wasn't on her to-do list, no matter how good-looking they are. But they are persistent and she soon finds herself wooed with chocolate, awful lingerie and a space bunny pet. When one of their university professors turns into a murderous maniac, Trish needs to decide whether to play along and save her aliens. Together, they might stand a chance, but is she ready to become their mate? A laugh-out-loud sci-fi reverse harem with clueless aliens and the human woman they’re trying to seduce (and probe). Beware, these aliens have fangs and tails and are ready to put them to good use. If you want hunky aliens who will protect their mate at all cost, a sassy female who doesn't need protecting, a happy end, plus every single alien abduction trope imaginable, scroll up and read this box set today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time. This collection contains: Alien Abduction for Beginners Alien Abduction for Professionals Alien Abduction for Experts Keywords: alien abduction romance, science fiction romance, scifi romance, sci-fi romance, reverse harem, mfmm, why choose, alpha male, strong heroine, funny books, steamy romance, humorous science fiction, parody, space opera, SFR, sexy romance, sexually romantic books, love stories.
The Intergalactic Guide to Humans: Volume 1
Author: Skye MacKinnon
Publisher: Peryton Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 500
Book Description
Three steamy alien abduction romance novels in one boxset! If you love hot aliens, strong heroines and hilarious misunderstandings, read this collection today! These aliens have no idea how to abduct a human. Alien abductions aren't easy. Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Their only hope is enrolling in an abduction course at the prestigious Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct, probe and tame a human female – and they’re graded on it. They think they've found their perfect human abductee, but Trish has no intentions of making it easy for them. Being probed by aliens wasn't on her to-do list, no matter how good-looking they are. But they are persistent and she soon finds herself wooed with chocolate, awful lingerie and a space bunny pet. When one of their university professors turns into a murderous maniac, Trish needs to decide whether to play along and save her aliens. Together, they might stand a chance, but is she ready to become their mate? A laugh-out-loud sci-fi reverse harem with clueless aliens and the human woman they’re trying to seduce (and probe). Beware, these aliens have fangs and tails and are ready to put them to good use. If you want hunky aliens who will protect their mate at all cost, a sassy female who doesn't need protecting, a happy end, plus every single alien abduction trope imaginable, scroll up and read this box set today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time. This collection contains: Alien Abduction for Beginners Alien Abduction for Professionals Alien Abduction for Experts Keywords: alien abduction romance, science fiction romance, scifi romance, sci-fi romance, reverse harem, mfmm, why choose, alpha male, strong heroine, funny books, steamy romance, humorous science fiction, parody, space opera, SFR, sexy romance, sexually romantic books, love stories.
Publisher: Peryton Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 500
Book Description
Three steamy alien abduction romance novels in one boxset! If you love hot aliens, strong heroines and hilarious misunderstandings, read this collection today! These aliens have no idea how to abduct a human. Alien abductions aren't easy. Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Their only hope is enrolling in an abduction course at the prestigious Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct, probe and tame a human female – and they’re graded on it. They think they've found their perfect human abductee, but Trish has no intentions of making it easy for them. Being probed by aliens wasn't on her to-do list, no matter how good-looking they are. But they are persistent and she soon finds herself wooed with chocolate, awful lingerie and a space bunny pet. When one of their university professors turns into a murderous maniac, Trish needs to decide whether to play along and save her aliens. Together, they might stand a chance, but is she ready to become their mate? A laugh-out-loud sci-fi reverse harem with clueless aliens and the human woman they’re trying to seduce (and probe). Beware, these aliens have fangs and tails and are ready to put them to good use. If you want hunky aliens who will protect their mate at all cost, a sassy female who doesn't need protecting, a happy end, plus every single alien abduction trope imaginable, scroll up and read this box set today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time. This collection contains: Alien Abduction for Beginners Alien Abduction for Professionals Alien Abduction for Experts Keywords: alien abduction romance, science fiction romance, scifi romance, sci-fi romance, reverse harem, mfmm, why choose, alpha male, strong heroine, funny books, steamy romance, humorous science fiction, parody, space opera, SFR, sexy romance, sexually romantic books, love stories.
Alien Abduction for Professionals
Author: Skye MacKinnon
Publisher: Peryton Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 114
Book Description
Enjoy this hot and hilarious alien abduction romance by USA Today Bestselling Author Skye MacKinnon... Getting probed by aliens was only the beginning... I was abducted by incompetent aliens. They didn't know what they were doing and they still don't have a clue. Now that we're done with all the probing, they're taking lessons in 'Caring for Vulnerable Females' and 'Nest Building for Beginners' and want to turn me into their mate. And no, they don't listen when I tell them I don't need a nest. In theory, I could fall for these three hunky aliens who can bring me more pleasure than I ever dreamed of, but we're being watched and analysed every minute of the day. A creepy professor from the Intergalactic University uses us as examples for her lessons, sometimes with dangerous consequences, and there's nothing we can do about it. I don't want to be a science experiment, but can I resist falling for the aliens who stole me from Earth? If you want sexy aliens who will protect their mate at all cost, a sassy female who doesn't need protecting, plus every single alien abduction trope imaginable, scroll up and read this book today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time. In the same series: Alien Abduction for Beginners Alien Abduction for Professionals Alien Abduction for Experts Alien Abduction for Santa Alien Abduction for Pirates Alien Abduction for Milkmen Alien Abduction for Unicorns Keywords: alien abduction romance, science fiction romance, scifi romance, sci-fi romance, reverse harem, mfmm, why choose, alpha male, strong heroine, funny books, steamy romance, humorous science fiction, parody, space opera, SFR, sexy romance, sexually romantic books, love stories.
Publisher: Peryton Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 114
Book Description
Enjoy this hot and hilarious alien abduction romance by USA Today Bestselling Author Skye MacKinnon... Getting probed by aliens was only the beginning... I was abducted by incompetent aliens. They didn't know what they were doing and they still don't have a clue. Now that we're done with all the probing, they're taking lessons in 'Caring for Vulnerable Females' and 'Nest Building for Beginners' and want to turn me into their mate. And no, they don't listen when I tell them I don't need a nest. In theory, I could fall for these three hunky aliens who can bring me more pleasure than I ever dreamed of, but we're being watched and analysed every minute of the day. A creepy professor from the Intergalactic University uses us as examples for her lessons, sometimes with dangerous consequences, and there's nothing we can do about it. I don't want to be a science experiment, but can I resist falling for the aliens who stole me from Earth? If you want sexy aliens who will protect their mate at all cost, a sassy female who doesn't need protecting, plus every single alien abduction trope imaginable, scroll up and read this book today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time. In the same series: Alien Abduction for Beginners Alien Abduction for Professionals Alien Abduction for Experts Alien Abduction for Santa Alien Abduction for Pirates Alien Abduction for Milkmen Alien Abduction for Unicorns Keywords: alien abduction romance, science fiction romance, scifi romance, sci-fi romance, reverse harem, mfmm, why choose, alpha male, strong heroine, funny books, steamy romance, humorous science fiction, parody, space opera, SFR, sexy romance, sexually romantic books, love stories.
Alien Abduction for Beginners
Author: Skye MacKinnon
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 144
Book Description
Not all aliens are good at abducting humans. Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Luckily, there's help available for failed kidnappers: a diploma offered by the Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct a human female - and they're graded on it. The problem is, the human female has no intentions of being abducted, not even to help them get the universe's most recognised abduction qualification. A hilarious sci-fi reverse harem with clueless aliens and the human woman they're trying to seduce (and probe). Beware, these aliens have fangs and tails and are ready to put them to good use.
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 144
Book Description
Not all aliens are good at abducting humans. Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Luckily, there's help available for failed kidnappers: a diploma offered by the Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct a human female - and they're graded on it. The problem is, the human female has no intentions of being abducted, not even to help them get the universe's most recognised abduction qualification. A hilarious sci-fi reverse harem with clueless aliens and the human woman they're trying to seduce (and probe). Beware, these aliens have fangs and tails and are ready to put them to good use.
Alien Abduction for Pirates
Author: Skye MacKinnon
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 88
Book Description
He never expected her to be his mate... Aedan and his crew of space pirates are in a bit of a pickle. The authorities have finally caught up with him and he faces years of imprisonment on a prison planet. The only way out: volunteer to teach an Alien Abduction course at the Intergalactic University. Disillusioned actor May has prayed to be taken away from her miserable life every night since her fiancé died. On the day she decides to end it all, she's whisked away by aliens. Life couldn't be better. Of course, she pretends to be an unwilling abduction victim, but really, what could be better than starting a new life among the stars with a hunky purple alien? A steamy standalone story set in the Starlight Universe involving a horny (in more ways than one) purple alien and the human woman ready to give him a chance. Other books in The Intergalactic Guide to Humans: Alien Abduction for Beginners Alien Abduction for Professionals Alien Abduction for Beginners (Christmas Assignment)
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 88
Book Description
He never expected her to be his mate... Aedan and his crew of space pirates are in a bit of a pickle. The authorities have finally caught up with him and he faces years of imprisonment on a prison planet. The only way out: volunteer to teach an Alien Abduction course at the Intergalactic University. Disillusioned actor May has prayed to be taken away from her miserable life every night since her fiancé died. On the day she decides to end it all, she's whisked away by aliens. Life couldn't be better. Of course, she pretends to be an unwilling abduction victim, but really, what could be better than starting a new life among the stars with a hunky purple alien? A steamy standalone story set in the Starlight Universe involving a horny (in more ways than one) purple alien and the human woman ready to give him a chance. Other books in The Intergalactic Guide to Humans: Alien Abduction for Beginners Alien Abduction for Professionals Alien Abduction for Beginners (Christmas Assignment)
Intergalactic Guide to Humans
Author: MacKinnon Skye (author)
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781005697006
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781005697006
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
The Body
Author: Bill Bryson
Publisher: Anchor
ISBN: 0385539312
Category : Science
Languages : en
Pages : 490
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A must-read owner’s manual for every body. Take a head-to-toe tour of the marvel that is the human body in this “delightful, anecdote-propelled read” (The Boston Globe) from the author of A Short History of Nearly Everything. With a new Afterword. “You will marvel at the brilliance and vast weirdness of your design." —The Washington Post Bill Bryson once again proves himself to be an incomparable companion as he guides us through the human body—how it functions, its remarkable ability to heal itself, and (unfortunately) the ways it can fail. Full of extraordinary facts (your body made a million red blood cells since you started reading this) and irresistible Brysonesque anecdotes, The Body will lead you to a deeper understanding of the miracle that is life in general and you in particular. As Bill Bryson writes, “We pass our existence within this wobble of flesh and yet take it almost entirely for granted.” The Body will cure that indifference with generous doses of wondrous, compulsively readable facts and information. As addictive as it is comprehensive, this is Bryson at his very best.
Publisher: Anchor
ISBN: 0385539312
Category : Science
Languages : en
Pages : 490
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A must-read owner’s manual for every body. Take a head-to-toe tour of the marvel that is the human body in this “delightful, anecdote-propelled read” (The Boston Globe) from the author of A Short History of Nearly Everything. With a new Afterword. “You will marvel at the brilliance and vast weirdness of your design." —The Washington Post Bill Bryson once again proves himself to be an incomparable companion as he guides us through the human body—how it functions, its remarkable ability to heal itself, and (unfortunately) the ways it can fail. Full of extraordinary facts (your body made a million red blood cells since you started reading this) and irresistible Brysonesque anecdotes, The Body will lead you to a deeper understanding of the miracle that is life in general and you in particular. As Bill Bryson writes, “We pass our existence within this wobble of flesh and yet take it almost entirely for granted.” The Body will cure that indifference with generous doses of wondrous, compulsively readable facts and information. As addictive as it is comprehensive, this is Bryson at his very best.
Cosmic Care
Author: Robin Eisenberg
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1797205439
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 82
Book Description
Find gravitational stability and embrace your natural radiance with this intergalactic guide to self-care. Cosmic Care brings readers on a dreamy journey through space to reveal tips that will help them unlock their inner glow. Featuring the visionary art and signature style of Robin Eisenberg, Cosmic Care is an escape into a vivid, immersive universe that's simultaneously familiar, relatable, and out of this world. Filled with vibrant illustrations and never-before-seen art, Cosmic Care offers feel-good advice to relax, find peace, stop and smell the bioluminescent flora, and bring out your stellar luminosity. • Pairs bite-size pieces of advice with vibrant illustrations • Blends the earthly and the extraterrestrial • Offers a unique take on traditional self-care The formation of a star begins with gravitational instability, but with a little cosmic care, it evolves into a luminous celestial object—and you can, too. • Great for fans of Robin Eisenberg's art and illustrations • A wonderful gift for anyone who loves self-care, the cosmos, astrology, and anything witchy • Add it to the shelf with books like Strange Planet by Nathan W. Pyle, Basic Witches by Jaya Saxena, and The Witch's Book of Self-Care: Magical Ways to Pamper, Soothe, and Care for Your Body and Spirit by Arin Murphy-Hiscock.
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1797205439
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 82
Book Description
Find gravitational stability and embrace your natural radiance with this intergalactic guide to self-care. Cosmic Care brings readers on a dreamy journey through space to reveal tips that will help them unlock their inner glow. Featuring the visionary art and signature style of Robin Eisenberg, Cosmic Care is an escape into a vivid, immersive universe that's simultaneously familiar, relatable, and out of this world. Filled with vibrant illustrations and never-before-seen art, Cosmic Care offers feel-good advice to relax, find peace, stop and smell the bioluminescent flora, and bring out your stellar luminosity. • Pairs bite-size pieces of advice with vibrant illustrations • Blends the earthly and the extraterrestrial • Offers a unique take on traditional self-care The formation of a star begins with gravitational instability, but with a little cosmic care, it evolves into a luminous celestial object—and you can, too. • Great for fans of Robin Eisenberg's art and illustrations • A wonderful gift for anyone who loves self-care, the cosmos, astrology, and anything witchy • Add it to the shelf with books like Strange Planet by Nathan W. Pyle, Basic Witches by Jaya Saxena, and The Witch's Book of Self-Care: Magical Ways to Pamper, Soothe, and Care for Your Body and Spirit by Arin Murphy-Hiscock.
Alien Abduction for Beginners
Author: Skye MacKinnon
Publisher: Peryton Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 112
Book Description
Enjoy this hot and hilarious alien abduction romance by USA Today Bestselling Author Skye MacKinnon... Not all aliens are good at abducting humans. Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Luckily, there’s help available for failed kidnappers: a diploma offered by the Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct a human female – and they’re graded on it. The problem is, the human female has no intentions of being abducted, not even to help them get the universe’s most recognised abduction qualification. A hilarious sci-fi reverse harem with clueless aliens and the human woman they’re trying to seduce (and probe). Beware, these aliens have fangs and tails and are ready to put them to good use. First in a trilogy. If you want hunky aliens who will protect their mate at all cost, a sassy female who doesn't need protecting, a happy end, plus every single alien abduction trope imaginable, scroll up and read this book today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time. Part of the Starlight Universe. Keywords: alien abduction romance, science fiction romance, scifi romance, sci-fi romance, reverse harem, mfmm, why choose, alpha male, strong heroine, funny books, steamy romance, humorous science fiction, parody, space opera, SFR, sexy romance, sexually romantic books, love stories.
Publisher: Peryton Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 112
Book Description
Enjoy this hot and hilarious alien abduction romance by USA Today Bestselling Author Skye MacKinnon... Not all aliens are good at abducting humans. Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Luckily, there’s help available for failed kidnappers: a diploma offered by the Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct a human female – and they’re graded on it. The problem is, the human female has no intentions of being abducted, not even to help them get the universe’s most recognised abduction qualification. A hilarious sci-fi reverse harem with clueless aliens and the human woman they’re trying to seduce (and probe). Beware, these aliens have fangs and tails and are ready to put them to good use. First in a trilogy. If you want hunky aliens who will protect their mate at all cost, a sassy female who doesn't need protecting, a happy end, plus every single alien abduction trope imaginable, scroll up and read this book today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time. Part of the Starlight Universe. Keywords: alien abduction romance, science fiction romance, scifi romance, sci-fi romance, reverse harem, mfmm, why choose, alpha male, strong heroine, funny books, steamy romance, humorous science fiction, parody, space opera, SFR, sexy romance, sexually romantic books, love stories.
Halo: Shadows of Reach
Author: Troy Denning
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1982143630
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 422
Book Description
USA TODAY BESTSELLER A Master Chief story and original full-length novel set in the Halo universe—based on the New York Times bestselling video game series! October 2559. It has been a year since the renegade artificial intelligence Cortana issued a galaxy-wide ultimatum, subjecting many worlds to martial law under the indomitable grip of her Forerunner weapons. Outside her view, the members of Blue Team—John-117, the Master Chief; Fred-104; Kelly-087; and Linda-058—are assigned from the UNSC Infinity to make a covert insertion onto the ravaged planet Reach. Their former home and training ground—and the site of humanity’s most cataclysmic military defeat near the end of the Covenant War—Reach still hides myriad secrets after all these years. Blue Team’s mission is to penetrate the rubble-filled depths of CASTLE Base and recover top-secret assets locked away in Dr. Catherine Halsey’s abandoned laboratory—assets which may prove to be humanity’s last hope against Cortana. But Reach has been invaded by a powerful and ruthless alien faction, who have their own reasons for being there. Establishing themselves as a vicious occupying force on the devastated planet, this enemy will soon transform Blue Team’s simple retrieval operation into a full-blown crisis. And with the fate of the galaxy hanging in the balance, mission failure is not an option…
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1982143630
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 422
Book Description
USA TODAY BESTSELLER A Master Chief story and original full-length novel set in the Halo universe—based on the New York Times bestselling video game series! October 2559. It has been a year since the renegade artificial intelligence Cortana issued a galaxy-wide ultimatum, subjecting many worlds to martial law under the indomitable grip of her Forerunner weapons. Outside her view, the members of Blue Team—John-117, the Master Chief; Fred-104; Kelly-087; and Linda-058—are assigned from the UNSC Infinity to make a covert insertion onto the ravaged planet Reach. Their former home and training ground—and the site of humanity’s most cataclysmic military defeat near the end of the Covenant War—Reach still hides myriad secrets after all these years. Blue Team’s mission is to penetrate the rubble-filled depths of CASTLE Base and recover top-secret assets locked away in Dr. Catherine Halsey’s abandoned laboratory—assets which may prove to be humanity’s last hope against Cortana. But Reach has been invaded by a powerful and ruthless alien faction, who have their own reasons for being there. Establishing themselves as a vicious occupying force on the devastated planet, this enemy will soon transform Blue Team’s simple retrieval operation into a full-blown crisis. And with the fate of the galaxy hanging in the balance, mission failure is not an option…
Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
Author: Dave Barry
Publisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 0307758745
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 270
Book Description
"Dave Barry is one funny human." --San Francisco Examiner For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow. But that has not stopped Dave Barry from writing an entire book about them. If you're a guy--or if you're attempting to share a remote control with one--you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as: Scratching The role of guys in world history, including the heretofore-unknown relationship between the discovery of North America and golf Why the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his children The Noogie Gene Why guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breasts Secret guy orgasm-delaying techniques, including the Margaret Thatcher Method Why guys prefer to believe that there is no such thing as a prostate And much, much more "Whether you're a guy--or attempting to share a bathroom with one--Barry has some wacky words of wisdom for you." --USA Today
Publisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 0307758745
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 270
Book Description
"Dave Barry is one funny human." --San Francisco Examiner For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow. But that has not stopped Dave Barry from writing an entire book about them. If you're a guy--or if you're attempting to share a remote control with one--you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as: Scratching The role of guys in world history, including the heretofore-unknown relationship between the discovery of North America and golf Why the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his children The Noogie Gene Why guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breasts Secret guy orgasm-delaying techniques, including the Margaret Thatcher Method Why guys prefer to believe that there is no such thing as a prostate And much, much more "Whether you're a guy--or attempting to share a bathroom with one--Barry has some wacky words of wisdom for you." --USA Today