Author: Leo Maxwell
Publisher: Palmarium Partners
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 339
Book Description
Upside Down Idiots is a feel good story about the travels of Jack Mohr, crazy, wonderful times with his twin brother Robbie, and four forever amazing friends. Together, their adventures take them from the creative depths of readings with genius’s, sky-filled pyrotechnic displays, paper routes, house painting, the Snobb Report, sushi-boats, genomic discoveries, sex on the beach, exotic boating adventures on the San Francisco Bay. And the loveliest of palindromes is Ava – who introduces Jack to fresh experiences, the club scene, and a new romance. Jack was their lifeline to the everyday world and forever an Upside Down Idiots Club emeritus. Robbie told Jack, “I hope our brains will always be connected through common pathways we understand, and our hearts will remain together no matter how far our brains get disconnected.”
Upside Down Idiots Club
Author: Leo Maxwell
Publisher: Palmarium Partners
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 339
Book Description
Upside Down Idiots is a feel good story about the travels of Jack Mohr, crazy, wonderful times with his twin brother Robbie, and four forever amazing friends. Together, their adventures take them from the creative depths of readings with genius’s, sky-filled pyrotechnic displays, paper routes, house painting, the Snobb Report, sushi-boats, genomic discoveries, sex on the beach, exotic boating adventures on the San Francisco Bay. And the loveliest of palindromes is Ava – who introduces Jack to fresh experiences, the club scene, and a new romance. Jack was their lifeline to the everyday world and forever an Upside Down Idiots Club emeritus. Robbie told Jack, “I hope our brains will always be connected through common pathways we understand, and our hearts will remain together no matter how far our brains get disconnected.”
Publisher: Palmarium Partners
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 339
Book Description
Upside Down Idiots is a feel good story about the travels of Jack Mohr, crazy, wonderful times with his twin brother Robbie, and four forever amazing friends. Together, their adventures take them from the creative depths of readings with genius’s, sky-filled pyrotechnic displays, paper routes, house painting, the Snobb Report, sushi-boats, genomic discoveries, sex on the beach, exotic boating adventures on the San Francisco Bay. And the loveliest of palindromes is Ava – who introduces Jack to fresh experiences, the club scene, and a new romance. Jack was their lifeline to the everyday world and forever an Upside Down Idiots Club emeritus. Robbie told Jack, “I hope our brains will always be connected through common pathways we understand, and our hearts will remain together no matter how far our brains get disconnected.”
The Idiots' Club
Author: Tony Moyle
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 486
Book Description
Four middle aged losers. Five dares. £10 million. The last time Eric Gideon saw Sean Heschmeyer was the day of the accident. The day Eric's dare landed Sean in hospital. The day The Idiots' Club ceased to be. Now, exactly twenty years later, Sean is back but he's nothing like how they remember him. After growing his family's business into a corporate behemoth he's amassed a huge personal fortune. He has everything money can buy. But money can't buy everything... When former Idiots' Club member, and serial bankruptee, Callum Jollie, receives a surprise invite to a Heschmeyer Industries VIP bridge opening he tries to persuade Sean to support his failing business. Sean agrees but there's only one problem. His money comes with conditions. He'll invest ten million but only if Callum can convince the other three members of The Idiots Club to complete five ridiculous dares in seven days. Not just any old dares either. Dares that Sean has purposely devised to destroy them. Oh, and they have to live stream them on social media for good measure. Callum already knows which one of the idiots won't need convincing. Eric has never shirked a challenge in his life because, for him, life has always been a challenge. Eric is an outsider, and, unlike Sean, he's had to fight for recognition his whole life. Determined to prove he's still unbeatable, and suspicious of Sean's motives, Eric will face anything Sean can throw at them. Even a lion. Standing between the boys and the money are a narcoleptic ex-girlfriend, five disgruntled black-ops mercenaries, a World War Two bomb and some hat loving night monkeys, but these won't be the hardest obstacles to overcome. They must face up to their own personal failings and work as a team. Which, as it turns out, is a lot harder than stealing a lion. The Idiots' Club is the heart warming, ridiculous and laugh-out-loud novel from the author of 'The End of the World is Nigh'. If you loved Caimh McDonnell's 'The Final Game', Nick Spalding, Nick Hornby, and the film 'Tag' then this is for you. Read The Idiots' Club today. Go on...I dare you!
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 486
Book Description
Four middle aged losers. Five dares. £10 million. The last time Eric Gideon saw Sean Heschmeyer was the day of the accident. The day Eric's dare landed Sean in hospital. The day The Idiots' Club ceased to be. Now, exactly twenty years later, Sean is back but he's nothing like how they remember him. After growing his family's business into a corporate behemoth he's amassed a huge personal fortune. He has everything money can buy. But money can't buy everything... When former Idiots' Club member, and serial bankruptee, Callum Jollie, receives a surprise invite to a Heschmeyer Industries VIP bridge opening he tries to persuade Sean to support his failing business. Sean agrees but there's only one problem. His money comes with conditions. He'll invest ten million but only if Callum can convince the other three members of The Idiots Club to complete five ridiculous dares in seven days. Not just any old dares either. Dares that Sean has purposely devised to destroy them. Oh, and they have to live stream them on social media for good measure. Callum already knows which one of the idiots won't need convincing. Eric has never shirked a challenge in his life because, for him, life has always been a challenge. Eric is an outsider, and, unlike Sean, he's had to fight for recognition his whole life. Determined to prove he's still unbeatable, and suspicious of Sean's motives, Eric will face anything Sean can throw at them. Even a lion. Standing between the boys and the money are a narcoleptic ex-girlfriend, five disgruntled black-ops mercenaries, a World War Two bomb and some hat loving night monkeys, but these won't be the hardest obstacles to overcome. They must face up to their own personal failings and work as a team. Which, as it turns out, is a lot harder than stealing a lion. The Idiots' Club is the heart warming, ridiculous and laugh-out-loud novel from the author of 'The End of the World is Nigh'. If you loved Caimh McDonnell's 'The Final Game', Nick Spalding, Nick Hornby, and the film 'Tag' then this is for you. Read The Idiots' Club today. Go on...I dare you!
Idiots are invincible
Author: Dr Angelos Rodafinos
Publisher: Α. Rodafinos - Α. Ροδαφηνός
ISBN: 9609210554
Category : Psychology
Languages : en
Pages : 50
Book Description
Who are the idiots? This is one of the few questions in the world that most people agree on its answer: The others... (of course!). Managers, colleagues, teachers, spouses, mothers-in-law -- anyone who doesn’t behave ‘properly,’ that is, the way... we would like them to! Join the Boneheads’ Academy. Congratulations! You’ve just won free life time membership to the idiots’ club, as chances are that you belong to several of the above categories. Time to realize that, if we ask others, you are the idiot in their lives! Idiotic thinking. Time to also realize that, all too often, we are the ‘idiots’ for ourselves! Irrational thoughts and beliefs create problems for our own selves and for those around us. There is hope. The infallible ‘Ro’ method can help you become a professional problem solver, and deal with annoying people, situations, and your own thoughts. A day with Don Stressote. Join in the adventures of this modern-day Don Quixote de la Mancha, a ‘Ro’ method graduate. Watch Don deal effectively with other idiots (drivers, managers, colleagues, clients, friends and relatives), as well as with the most difficult person among all... - himself! A ‘normal’ life is not always a ‘happy’ life. “… grant me the courage to change the things that I can change, the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, and the wisdom to know the difference between the two”, is a popular motto by Alcoholics Anonymous. Most of us fail in the third part, as we hopelessly try to change things that either are not amenable to change or unworthy of our time and energy. Dealing effectively with either major life events or daily stressors requires the ability to maintain composure / remain calm under pressure, take a time-out and ‘talk sense’ to oneself. Useful questions to ponder when under pressure include: -Is there something I can do right now to solve this problem? -Is it worth my time and energy? -Is my behaviour helping me deal with this and accomplish my ultimate goals? -What can happen to me, if I continue acting in a state of frenzy or remain depressed? -How long can my body endure in this state, without sustaining any undesirable health consequences? -How can I use this event? -What have I learned from it? -What good do I see in all of it? You can’t stop the birds of worry from flying over your head - but you can stop them from building their nest on your head. The book aims to inspire, as well as to educate. In the first part the author discusses stress, its sources and its effects, followed by the ‘Ro’ Method, a simple but complete problem solving process, and a number of examples and real life applications. Then, using a light, humorous and innovative style, the author describes the day of ‘Don Stressote,’ a modern Don Quichote de la Mancha and ‘Ro’ Method graduate, who attempts to apply the theory in everyday life situations. Armed with courage and stoicism, Don deals with the monsters and the dragons (the idiots) of the 21st century: his partner who entered the toilette first and is reading the newspaper insensible to the needs of others, the obese fellow in the elevator, the traffic jam, his stupid boss, the thick-skinned client, as well as the most difficult person among all – his own self and his irrational expectations… Don’s positive state of mind, and his determination and focus on his pledge “I won’t let any idiot ruin my day, ‘cause this is my day!” together with a careful plan of action on how to deal with little annoyances and seemingly unsurpassable obstacles, is what distinguishes our hero from the average/normal citizen. A number of applied psychological techniques, combined with examples and exercises assist the reader to make positive changes towards a) either solving problems or b) altering the way s/he sees the situations.
Publisher: Α. Rodafinos - Α. Ροδαφηνός
ISBN: 9609210554
Category : Psychology
Languages : en
Pages : 50
Book Description
Who are the idiots? This is one of the few questions in the world that most people agree on its answer: The others... (of course!). Managers, colleagues, teachers, spouses, mothers-in-law -- anyone who doesn’t behave ‘properly,’ that is, the way... we would like them to! Join the Boneheads’ Academy. Congratulations! You’ve just won free life time membership to the idiots’ club, as chances are that you belong to several of the above categories. Time to realize that, if we ask others, you are the idiot in their lives! Idiotic thinking. Time to also realize that, all too often, we are the ‘idiots’ for ourselves! Irrational thoughts and beliefs create problems for our own selves and for those around us. There is hope. The infallible ‘Ro’ method can help you become a professional problem solver, and deal with annoying people, situations, and your own thoughts. A day with Don Stressote. Join in the adventures of this modern-day Don Quixote de la Mancha, a ‘Ro’ method graduate. Watch Don deal effectively with other idiots (drivers, managers, colleagues, clients, friends and relatives), as well as with the most difficult person among all... - himself! A ‘normal’ life is not always a ‘happy’ life. “… grant me the courage to change the things that I can change, the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, and the wisdom to know the difference between the two”, is a popular motto by Alcoholics Anonymous. Most of us fail in the third part, as we hopelessly try to change things that either are not amenable to change or unworthy of our time and energy. Dealing effectively with either major life events or daily stressors requires the ability to maintain composure / remain calm under pressure, take a time-out and ‘talk sense’ to oneself. Useful questions to ponder when under pressure include: -Is there something I can do right now to solve this problem? -Is it worth my time and energy? -Is my behaviour helping me deal with this and accomplish my ultimate goals? -What can happen to me, if I continue acting in a state of frenzy or remain depressed? -How long can my body endure in this state, without sustaining any undesirable health consequences? -How can I use this event? -What have I learned from it? -What good do I see in all of it? You can’t stop the birds of worry from flying over your head - but you can stop them from building their nest on your head. The book aims to inspire, as well as to educate. In the first part the author discusses stress, its sources and its effects, followed by the ‘Ro’ Method, a simple but complete problem solving process, and a number of examples and real life applications. Then, using a light, humorous and innovative style, the author describes the day of ‘Don Stressote,’ a modern Don Quichote de la Mancha and ‘Ro’ Method graduate, who attempts to apply the theory in everyday life situations. Armed with courage and stoicism, Don deals with the monsters and the dragons (the idiots) of the 21st century: his partner who entered the toilette first and is reading the newspaper insensible to the needs of others, the obese fellow in the elevator, the traffic jam, his stupid boss, the thick-skinned client, as well as the most difficult person among all – his own self and his irrational expectations… Don’s positive state of mind, and his determination and focus on his pledge “I won’t let any idiot ruin my day, ‘cause this is my day!” together with a careful plan of action on how to deal with little annoyances and seemingly unsurpassable obstacles, is what distinguishes our hero from the average/normal citizen. A number of applied psychological techniques, combined with examples and exercises assist the reader to make positive changes towards a) either solving problems or b) altering the way s/he sees the situations.
The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club
Author: Laurie Notaro
Publisher: Villard
ISBN: 1588362434
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 240
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “I’ve changed a bit since high school. Back then I said no to using and selling drugs. I washed on a normal basis and still had good credit.” Introducing Laurie Notaro, the leader of the Idiot Girls’ Action-Adventure Club. Every day she fearlessly rises from bed to defeat the evil machinations of dolts, dimwits, and creepy boyfriends—and that’s before she even puts on a bra. For the past ten years, Notaro has been entertaining Phoenix newspaper readers with her wildly amusing autobiographical exploits and unique life experiences. She writes about a world of hourly-wage jobs that require absolutely no skills, a mother who hands down judgments more forcefully than anyone seated on the Supreme Court, horrific high school reunions, and hangovers that leave her surprised that she woke up in the first place. The misadventures of Laurie and her fellow Idiot Girls (“too cool to be in the Smart Group”) unfold in a world that everyone will recognize but no one has ever described so hilariously. She delivers the goods: life as we all know it.
Publisher: Villard
ISBN: 1588362434
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 240
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “I’ve changed a bit since high school. Back then I said no to using and selling drugs. I washed on a normal basis and still had good credit.” Introducing Laurie Notaro, the leader of the Idiot Girls’ Action-Adventure Club. Every day she fearlessly rises from bed to defeat the evil machinations of dolts, dimwits, and creepy boyfriends—and that’s before she even puts on a bra. For the past ten years, Notaro has been entertaining Phoenix newspaper readers with her wildly amusing autobiographical exploits and unique life experiences. She writes about a world of hourly-wage jobs that require absolutely no skills, a mother who hands down judgments more forcefully than anyone seated on the Supreme Court, horrific high school reunions, and hangovers that leave her surprised that she woke up in the first place. The misadventures of Laurie and her fellow Idiot Girls (“too cool to be in the Smart Group”) unfold in a world that everyone will recognize but no one has ever described so hilariously. She delivers the goods: life as we all know it.
Ainslee's
Author:
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Popular literature
Languages : en
Pages : 1074
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Popular literature
Languages : en
Pages : 1074
Book Description
Tobias
Author: Hans Andersen Foss
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Middle West
Languages : en
Pages : 290
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Middle West
Languages : en
Pages : 290
Book Description
Idiots
Author: Laura Clery
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1982167114
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 256
Book Description
A fresh, hilarious, and relatable collection of essays about everything from motherhood and marriage to sobriety and work-life balance (or imbalance) from the nationally bestselling author of the “honest, complicated” (SheKnows) Idiot. TRIGGER WARNING: TORN EVERYTHING! In her first book, Idiot, bestselling author Laura Clery gave us mind-blowingly personal life stories about addiction, toxic relationships, and recovery—establishing herself as the preeminent voice of infinite conviction meets zero impulse control. Here she is two kids later asking, “How did we get here?” Sex. Sex is how we got here. Laura’s life has changed a great deal since she wrote Idiot, but her hilarious candor has only increased with motherhood—plus she tells some of the stories she was too scared to tell in her first book (which is really saying something). “Full of wit” (Publishers Weekly) and charm, Laura shares more than anyone wanted about: -Placenta pills, mom brain, and vibrator manifestation -Nipple-twisting orgies and flinging a butt burrito in your doctor’s face -ADHD, autism, postpartum depression, and the wisdom of a ninety-eight-year-old sage named Anne -Unsolicited dick, sexual assault, and sister-drugging -Cheating, fights, and forgiveness -Choosing love over fear and healing the world Laura does not hold back when it comes to sharing stories of screw-ups, triumphs, and learning from her mistakes. Whether she’s crying into a diaper in a Whole Foods parking lot or desperately soliciting advice from a random elderly stranger (who has most certainly considered a restraining order), Laura is able to laugh at herself even during her worst moments—more importantly, she makes us laugh, cry, and feel less alone in the world.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1982167114
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 256
Book Description
A fresh, hilarious, and relatable collection of essays about everything from motherhood and marriage to sobriety and work-life balance (or imbalance) from the nationally bestselling author of the “honest, complicated” (SheKnows) Idiot. TRIGGER WARNING: TORN EVERYTHING! In her first book, Idiot, bestselling author Laura Clery gave us mind-blowingly personal life stories about addiction, toxic relationships, and recovery—establishing herself as the preeminent voice of infinite conviction meets zero impulse control. Here she is two kids later asking, “How did we get here?” Sex. Sex is how we got here. Laura’s life has changed a great deal since she wrote Idiot, but her hilarious candor has only increased with motherhood—plus she tells some of the stories she was too scared to tell in her first book (which is really saying something). “Full of wit” (Publishers Weekly) and charm, Laura shares more than anyone wanted about: -Placenta pills, mom brain, and vibrator manifestation -Nipple-twisting orgies and flinging a butt burrito in your doctor’s face -ADHD, autism, postpartum depression, and the wisdom of a ninety-eight-year-old sage named Anne -Unsolicited dick, sexual assault, and sister-drugging -Cheating, fights, and forgiveness -Choosing love over fear and healing the world Laura does not hold back when it comes to sharing stories of screw-ups, triumphs, and learning from her mistakes. Whether she’s crying into a diaper in a Whole Foods parking lot or desperately soliciting advice from a random elderly stranger (who has most certainly considered a restraining order), Laura is able to laugh at herself even during her worst moments—more importantly, she makes us laugh, cry, and feel less alone in the world.
M-Club Manual
Author: Kathryn Sultzbaugh
Publisher: Hardie Grant Publishing
ISBN: 174273426X
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 226
Book Description
Any woman who is feeling overlooked or harangued can appeal to her sisters of The M Club to help shift perspectives, take the reigns and, well, take care of business
Publisher: Hardie Grant Publishing
ISBN: 174273426X
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 226
Book Description
Any woman who is feeling overlooked or harangued can appeal to her sisters of The M Club to help shift perspectives, take the reigns and, well, take care of business
McClure's Magazine
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Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : American literature
Languages : en
Pages : 622
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : American literature
Languages : en
Pages : 622
Book Description
Surrounded by Idiots
Author: Thomas Erikson
Publisher: St. Martin's Essentials
ISBN: 1250179955
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 181
Book Description
Do you ever think you’re the only one making any sense? Or tried to reason with your partner with disastrous results? Do long, rambling answers drive you crazy? Or does your colleague’s abrasive manner rub you the wrong way? You are not alone. After a disastrous meeting with a highly successful entrepreneur, who was genuinely convinced he was ‘surrounded by idiots’, communication expert and bestselling author, Thomas Erikson dedicated himself to understanding how people function and why we often struggle to connect with certain types of people. Surrounded by Idiots is an international phenomenon, selling over 1.5 million copies worldwide. It offers a simple, yet ground-breaking method for assessing the personalities of people we communicate with – in and out of the office – based on four personality types (Red, Blue, Green and Yellow), and provides insights into how we can adjust the way we speak and share information. Erikson will help you understand yourself better, hone communication and social skills, handle conflict with confidence, improve dynamics with your boss and team, and get the best out of the people you deal with and manage. He also shares simple tricks on body language, improving written communication, advice on when to back away or when to push on, and when to speak up or shut up. Packed with ‘aha!’ and ‘oh no!’ moments, Surrounded by Idiots will help you understand and communicate with those around you, even people you currently think are beyond all comprehension. And with a bit of luck you can also be confident that the idiot out there isn’t you!
Publisher: St. Martin's Essentials
ISBN: 1250179955
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 181
Book Description
Do you ever think you’re the only one making any sense? Or tried to reason with your partner with disastrous results? Do long, rambling answers drive you crazy? Or does your colleague’s abrasive manner rub you the wrong way? You are not alone. After a disastrous meeting with a highly successful entrepreneur, who was genuinely convinced he was ‘surrounded by idiots’, communication expert and bestselling author, Thomas Erikson dedicated himself to understanding how people function and why we often struggle to connect with certain types of people. Surrounded by Idiots is an international phenomenon, selling over 1.5 million copies worldwide. It offers a simple, yet ground-breaking method for assessing the personalities of people we communicate with – in and out of the office – based on four personality types (Red, Blue, Green and Yellow), and provides insights into how we can adjust the way we speak and share information. Erikson will help you understand yourself better, hone communication and social skills, handle conflict with confidence, improve dynamics with your boss and team, and get the best out of the people you deal with and manage. He also shares simple tricks on body language, improving written communication, advice on when to back away or when to push on, and when to speak up or shut up. Packed with ‘aha!’ and ‘oh no!’ moments, Surrounded by Idiots will help you understand and communicate with those around you, even people you currently think are beyond all comprehension. And with a bit of luck you can also be confident that the idiot out there isn’t you!