Tales from the Vinegar Wasteland

Tales from the Vinegar Wasteland PDF Author: Ray Fracalossy
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Languages : en
Pages : 294

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The return of Vinegar Wasteland slaps the absurdity on the table like a slab of beef. Fracalossy's surreal and psychotic hallucination is hysterical, romantically short-lived and madness; all spun together into outlandish antics that may just remove a part of your face. Including two new tales and the novelette "mOsbURand." "Wow...this is f-ing rad...who is this writer?" --Kurt K. Heasley, fountainhead of acid rock legends LILYS "Ray Fracalossy's ability to seamlessly blur the line between the surreal and real has made him one of the defining writers of the absurdist movement. He possesses something rarely found in art today, a unique voice. This book will more than likely outlast us all." --Polycarp Kusch, author & founder of both oBook.org and the new absurdist website

Tales from the Vinegar Wasteland

Tales from the Vinegar Wasteland PDF Author: Ray Fracalossy
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 294

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Book Description
The return of Vinegar Wasteland slaps the absurdity on the table like a slab of beef. Fracalossy's surreal and psychotic hallucination is hysterical, romantically short-lived and madness; all spun together into outlandish antics that may just remove a part of your face. Including two new tales and the novelette "mOsbURand." "Wow...this is f-ing rad...who is this writer?" --Kurt K. Heasley, fountainhead of acid rock legends LILYS "Ray Fracalossy's ability to seamlessly blur the line between the surreal and real has made him one of the defining writers of the absurdist movement. He possesses something rarely found in art today, a unique voice. This book will more than likely outlast us all." --Polycarp Kusch, author & founder of both oBook.org and the new absurdist website

Vinegar Tales

Vinegar Tales PDF Author: Earl C. Davis
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781449546243
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Languages : en
Pages : 64

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A collection of children's stories about "Vinegar Brinegar" an imaginary character who lived in the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina.

Bucket of Face

Bucket of Face PDF Author: Eric Hendrixson
Publisher: Eric Hendrixson
ISBN: 1936383314
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 110

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Thirteen years after a police officer searching a suspected child molester's home spilled a vial of silver pollen, America is still struggling with how to recognize its sentient fruit population. Charles is just a normal guy working at a doughnut shop until an apple and a banana shoot each other in a mafia dispute, leaving a briefcase full of foreign currency and a specimen bucket at the corner booth. When Charles turns the wiseguys into doughnuts and steals their luggage, hoping for a better life for himself and his kiwi fruit girlfriend, he finds himself in the middle of a mafia war. As his girlfriend travels the DC metro area, selling off the contents of the bucket, Charles finds he is the target of a seasoned hit-tomato, who happens to be the biggest Michael Jackson fan who ever lived.

The Egg Said Nothing

The Egg Said Nothing PDF Author: Caris O'Malley
Publisher: Caris O'Malley
ISBN: 1936383268
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100

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Meet Manny. He's your average shut-in with a penchant for late night television and looting local fountains for coins. With eight locks on his door and newspapers covering his windows, he's a more than a bit paranoid, too. His wasn't a great life, but it was comfortable-at least it was until the morning he awoke with an egg between his legs. But what might have been a curse becomes a charm as this unlikely event leads him to all night diner, where he finds inedible pie, undrinkable coffee, and the girl of his dreams. But can this unexpected chance at love survive after the egg cracks and time itself turns against him, dead-set on rerouting history and putting a shovel to the face of the one person who could bring real and lasting change to Manny's world?

Pocket Full of Loose Razorblades

Pocket Full of Loose Razorblades PDF Author: John Edward Lawson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780976631033
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 196

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This collection highlights dark surrealism at its most experimental and absurd depths. The texts are perception-altering and soul-poisoning, humorous in the way that accidental amputation and spontaneous combustion are. From the man who works at the foot fungus factory to the man who lives in a giant rectum, Pocket Full of Loose Razorblades will leave you wondering where you misplaced your sanity.Bio: John Edward Lawson is an author and editor living just outside Washington, D.C. His poetry collections include The Horrible and The Scars are Complimentary. His novel, Last Burn in Hell, was published in 2005. John is editor-in-chief of Raw Dog Screaming Press and The Dream People webzine, and has also been editor of several anthologies, including Tempting Disaster and Sick: An Anthology of Illness.

Jack and Mr. Grin

Jack and Mr. Grin PDF Author: Andersen Prunty
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Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 222

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Jack Orange is a twentysomething guy who works at a place called The Tent packing dirt in boxes and shipping them off to exotic, unheard of locales. He thinks about his girlfriend, Gina Black, and the ring he hopes to surprise her with. But when he returns home one day, Gina isn't there. He receives a strange call from a man who sounds likes he is smiling-- Mr. Grin. He says he has Gina. He gives Jack twenty-four hours to find her--Publisher's description.

Sausagey Santa

Sausagey Santa PDF Author: Carlton Mellick
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 128

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"...One snowy Christmas Eve, while visiting the Fry family, Sausagey Santa is attacked by an evil force that is driven to destroy Christmas forever. ...Santa calls upon Matthew Fry and his wife, Decapitron (a brutish warrior woman with a strange Christmas fetish and a candy cane sword), to help get it back and save Christmas for everyone."--Back cover.

The Ultra Fuckers

The Ultra Fuckers PDF Author: Carlton Mellick Iii
Publisher:
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Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 112

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Tony dreads the idea of going to his wife's company dinner party in Eagle Hills; the new upper-middleclass gated community that just popped up outside of Scottsdale, AZ. He hates these Southwestern-style planned suburban neighborhoods. All of the streets look the same. All of the houses look the same. All of the people look the same. Because everything in Eagle Hills looks exactly the same, Tony has trouble finding the dinner party. He quickly becomes lost in the sea of red tile roofs. The streets seem to go on forever. The addresses don't seem to make any sense. After hours of navigating the suburban labyrinth, Tony discovers that there is something terribly wrong with the Eagle Hills gated community. There is something unnatural about the houses around him. There is something inhuman about the people staring at him through the windows. And no matter how far he drives, he can't seem to find his way out. Ultra Fuckers is a work of absurd suburban horror in the tradition of Mellick's previous short novel, The Menstruating Mall.

It Came from Below the Belt

It Came from Below the Belt PDF Author: Bradley Sands
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Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 208

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IT CAME FROM BELOW THE BELT, BY BRADLEY SANDS Meet Grover Goldstein: Twenty-First Century rascal, trainee provocateur, boy next door who won't stop snickering at you from behind the lawn gnome. Swallowed by a giraffe and regurgitated oodles of years into the future, Grover must satisfy his urge to go home-even if it means going back to high school and helping his severed, and sentient, penis win the presidential election. Come along to Assumption High as Grover tries to answer the age-old question, What if I had forgotten then what I don't know now? Absurdism at its finest, and part of the new and expanding Bizarro genre, this highly-anticipated first novel is by the editor of the zine Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens.

Grape City

Grape City PDF Author: Kevin Donihe
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Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 124

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Meet Charles, a demon forced to work shitty minimum wage jobs ever since Hell went out of business. He now lives in Grape City, which would be the worst place on Earth, provided all other cities weren't just as bad. While adjusting to his new way of life, Charles passes the time by writing emails to Satan, going on blind dates with mortal women, and attempting to fit in with human society . . . . . . unfortunately society is a mess of chaotic absurdities in which bang-murdering and hack-raping are cultural norms."