Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie It's a Vampire's World

Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie It's a Vampire's World PDF Author: Christiana Miller
Publisher: Christiana MIller
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 135

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When Mara’s vampire half-brother Vin resurfaces in the haunted streets of San Diego, he steps into a world teetering on the edge of paranormal pandemonium. Otherworldly chaos has reigned in his absence, and the baby bats under his wing have been useless. All except one. Morty, despite generally being a pain in his fangs, is showing more promise than expected. Together, Vin and Morty embark on a perilous journey, tracing the sinister threads of an Otherworld conspiracy to a hidden dive bar, where a cataclysmic showdown threatens to unleash chaos upon the world. But the life hanging in the balance isn’t just any life—it’s the one Vin would sacrifice everything to protect. As the night unfolds, Vin will confront malevolent demons and vengeful angels, testing his skills and survival instincts to the limit. The odds are stacked against him, and the clock is ticking. Will Vin emerge from this nightmare unscathed, or will he pay the ultimate price in his quest to protect the life he cherishes most? This story takes place after Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We’re Canning Demons. (Note: This was originally written as a short story for an anthology. It’s come a long way since then… Warning: This is a vampire story, so it does have language, blood and a little bit of sex.)

Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Canning Demons

Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Canning Demons PDF Author: Christiana Miller
Publisher: Christiana MIller
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 360

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Towards the end of her pregnancy, Mara and Gus get a call for help, from Mama Lua. Mama Lua has to go to New Orleans for a family emergency, but her store is under attack and she can’t leave it unattended. She asks Mara and Gus if they can fill in for her while she’s gone, deal with the assorted, eccentric customers, and figure out who’s trying to shut her down. When Mara and Gus arrive in Los Angeles, they have their hands full and Mama Lua is nowhere to be found. Aunt Tillie, who insisted on accompanying them, has her own reasons for wanting to be in Los Angeles, and isn’t being very forthcoming. Mara and Gus soon find themselves knee-deep in paranormal weirdness. Not only does Mara catch a wannabe vampire feeding on the customers, there’s a flesh-eating demon on the loose, working its way up the food chain, and now someone’s called up a homunculus. It’s up to Mara and Gus to sort everything out and can that demon before it claims any more victims on its homicidal snacking binge. But they need to get things under control fast, before Mara goes into labor and her unusual baby makes its long-awaited appearance in their world.

(Large Print) Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead

(Large Print) Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead PDF Author: Christiana Miller
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781461160311
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 416

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A little magic can go a long way -- to really screwing up a girl's life! Mara is having the worst month of her life. At least, that's what her cards tell her and they've never been wrong. She's evicted from her apartment, loses her job and is banned from Beverly Hills. So when the tarot cards predict her imminent demise, she uses a little magic to make her world right. Suddenly, an aunt she's never met dies, leaving Mara as her sole heir. But when Mara moves into her inherited home, she discovers Aunt Tillie never moved out. She's still one pissed-off old lady, even post-mortem, and she blames Mara's magical meddling for her death. When Mara accidentally releases a demon and awakens the spirit of the most powerful witch in history, Tillie's ready to kill her -- literally. It's the only way she can think of to save the girl from herself. The witch and the demon, however, have other plans for Mara's body!

Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble

Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble PDF Author: Christiana Miller
Publisher: Hekarose Publishing
ISBN: 9780692292563
Category : Demonology
Languages : en
Pages : 286

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Mara's in hell. Just when she thinks morning sickness and a boyfriend with PPSD (Post-Possession Stress Disorder) are the biggest problems she's facing, Gus shows up and turns her world upside down. Gus is completely obsessed with his nefarious plans for the late, great, Lord Grundleshanks the Poisonous Toad. But in his single-minded quest for the mythical toad bone, he winds up flipping the seasons and accidentally opens a portal to Hell. Soon, summer shows up in the middle of winter and refuses to leave. A local boy vanishes out of Mara's car, leaving Mara as the prime suspect in his disappearance. And if that wasn't bad enough, the Devil comes calling -- and he's gunning for Gus.

Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead

Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead PDF Author: Christiana Miller
Publisher: Christiana MIller
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 372

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(The 2016 e-book version of Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead includes a Q & A with the Author). A little magic can go a long way -- to really screwing up a girl's life! Mara is having the worst month of her life. At least, that's what her cards tell her and they've never been wrong. She's evicted from her apartment, loses her job and is banned from Beverly Hills. So when the tarot cards predict her imminent demise, she uses a little magic to make her world right. Suddenly, an aunt she's never met dies, leaving Mara as her sole heir. But when Mara moves into her inherited home, she discovers Aunt Tillie never moved out. She's still one pissed-off old lady, even post-mortem, and she blames Mara's magical meddling for her death. When Mara accidentally releases a demon and awakens the spirit of the most powerful witch in history, Tillie's ready to kill her -- literally. It's the only way she can think of to save the girl from herself. The witch and the demon, however, have other plans for Mara's body!

Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble!

Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble! PDF Author: Christiana Miller
Publisher: HekaRose Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 332

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Mara’s in hell! Neither one of the guys in her life is talking to her. Paul, her ex-boyfriend, is afraid she’s going to give birth to a baby demon—complete with horns and hooves. He wants proof that he’s actually the father. And her best friend, Gus, is so obsessed with his new boyfriend and his plans for the late, great, Lord Grundleshanks the Poisonous Toad, he has no time for anyone else. After Gus flips the seasons and manages to bring summer into winter, everything starts going weirdly wrong. Summer refuses to leave. Household electronics start going haywire. When J.J., a local boy, vanishes from Mara's car, Mara begins to suspect he's been turned into a rat. But it’s such a crazy idea, who could she possibly talk to abut it? Then, her dead Aunt Tillie shows up to warn her that Gus is in trouble—big trouble—and it’s up to Mara to save him. Before Mara can stop him, Gus opens up a portal to Hell and the Devil comes calling. Now, she’s got her hands full, trying to find out what happened to J.J., assure Paul she’s not going to give birth to a mythological creature, and broker a truce between Gus and the Devil before Gus becomes Hell’s newest resident.

Moon Dance

Moon Dance PDF Author: J. R. Rain
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781544133140
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 282

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The thrilling first novel in Amazon's #1 bestselling supernatural mystery series. For fans of Sookie Stackhouse, Harry Dresden and Anita Blake, Moon Dance heralds the arrival of America's favorite new vampire detective. Six years ago federal agent Samantha Moon was the perfect wife and mother, your typical soccer mom with the minivan and suburban home. Then the unthinkable happens, an attack that changes her life forever. And forever is a very long time for a vampire. Now working the night shift as a private investigator, Samantha is hired by Kingsley Fulcrum to investigate the murder attempt on his life, a horrific scene captured on TV and seen around the country. But as the case unfolds, Samantha discovers Kingsley isn't exactly what he appears to be; after all, there is a reason why he survived five shots to the head.

Vampire Moon

Vampire Moon PDF Author: J. R. Rain
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781544895970
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 308

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Mother, wife, private investigator...vampire. Six years ago federal agent Samantha Moon was the perfect wife and mother, your typical soccer mom with the minivan and suburban home. Then the unthinkable happens, an attack that changes her life forever. And forever is a very long time for a vampire. Now in VAMPIRE MOON, sequel to MOON DANCE, private investigator Samantha Moon finds herself hunting down a powerful crime lord and protecting an innocent woman from her ruthless ex-husband-all while two very different men vie for her heart. And as the stakes grow higher and her cases turn personal, Samantha Moon will do whatever it takes to protect the innocent and bring two cold-blooded killers to justice-her own brand of justice.

The Accidental Demon Slayer

The Accidental Demon Slayer PDF Author: Angie Fox
Publisher: Moose Island Books
ISBN: 1939661048
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 295

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A New York Times bestselling, breakout novel! My name is Lizzie Brown, and demon slayer wasn't my first career choice. It didn’t even crack the list. I had a good thing going as a preschool teacher until my long-lost Granny blew into my life riding a Harley and raving about a demon on my toilet. Why did she have to be right? He was from the seventh layer of hell, and I killed his ass faster than you can say flush. Now Grandma insists I’m a demon slayer, destined to ride with her geriatric gang of biker witches. Do I even own a leather jacket? Crazier still, this new job comes with my own personal protector: Dimitri Kallinikos, a devastatingly hot shape-shifting griffin with beautiful eyes and a not-so-secret plan to seduce me. I could get on board with that. But I can’t get too involved because Dimitri needs me to take care of some hellish personal business for him, and I’m not about to let a guy I barely know take me anywhere near the underworld. At least not on the first date. But there’s a bigger danger brewing than either of us can imagine—and if I can’t stop the rise of Hell on Earth, no one can. “Fabulously Fun” —The Chicago Tribune

Sisters

Sisters PDF Author: Eileen Sheehan
Publisher: Earth Wise Books
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 322

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Louella and Davina Mitchellina may be identical twins, but their destinies couldn't be more divergent. While Davina's heart thrums with an insatiable passion to uplift and honor those around her, Louella revels in a dark vortex of contempt and depravity. The sisters' sole point of unity lies in their visceral loathing for one another. But when Louella sets her sights on usurping Davina's rightful inheritance, her malicious plot unravels, propelling her into a downward spiral of chaos. Embark on an enchanting journey through a realm teeming with supernatural creatures, where magic pulsates in every corner and time bends at its whims. Within these bewitching pages, an electrifying saga of love, mystery, and treachery unfolds. Lose yourself in the captivating embrace of this scorching, sensuous paranormal romance/thriller, where every turn of the page unearths new layers of intrigue. Prepare to be utterly enthralled from the moment you crack open the spellbinding cover until the gripping climax leaves you breathless.