Author: Chuck Tingle
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 90
Book Description
A terrifying scream rings out through the woods of Sleepy Butthole. Could this be the work of the Headless Buttwoman, a sentient pumpkin who's always giving head but never receiving it? If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Scary Stories To Tingle Your Lesbian Butt, a seven book collection of the most toe-curling tales to ever get you off. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature... THE SENTIENT PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF HALLOWEEN EATS ME OUT EATEN RIGHT BY A SABERTOOTH CAT AT THE PREMIERE OF THE BIZARRE AND FRIGHTENING FILM ADAPTION OF SABERTOOTH CATS THE MUSICAL THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY BUTTHOLE APIARIST LESBIAN TRACTOR WITCH MAKES ME CUM HARD SPOOKY SENTIENT LESBIAN CANDY CORN BUTT BUFFET FRIDAY THE 69TH BUTTLEJUICE
Scary Stories To Tingle Your Lesbian Butt
Author: Chuck Tingle
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 90
Book Description
A terrifying scream rings out through the woods of Sleepy Butthole. Could this be the work of the Headless Buttwoman, a sentient pumpkin who's always giving head but never receiving it? If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Scary Stories To Tingle Your Lesbian Butt, a seven book collection of the most toe-curling tales to ever get you off. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature... THE SENTIENT PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF HALLOWEEN EATS ME OUT EATEN RIGHT BY A SABERTOOTH CAT AT THE PREMIERE OF THE BIZARRE AND FRIGHTENING FILM ADAPTION OF SABERTOOTH CATS THE MUSICAL THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY BUTTHOLE APIARIST LESBIAN TRACTOR WITCH MAKES ME CUM HARD SPOOKY SENTIENT LESBIAN CANDY CORN BUTT BUFFET FRIDAY THE 69TH BUTTLEJUICE
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 90
Book Description
A terrifying scream rings out through the woods of Sleepy Butthole. Could this be the work of the Headless Buttwoman, a sentient pumpkin who's always giving head but never receiving it? If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Scary Stories To Tingle Your Lesbian Butt, a seven book collection of the most toe-curling tales to ever get you off. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature... THE SENTIENT PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF HALLOWEEN EATS ME OUT EATEN RIGHT BY A SABERTOOTH CAT AT THE PREMIERE OF THE BIZARRE AND FRIGHTENING FILM ADAPTION OF SABERTOOTH CATS THE MUSICAL THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY BUTTHOLE APIARIST LESBIAN TRACTOR WITCH MAKES ME CUM HARD SPOOKY SENTIENT LESBIAN CANDY CORN BUTT BUFFET FRIDAY THE 69TH BUTTLEJUICE
Scary Stories to Tingle Your Butt
Author: Chuck Tingle
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781517109967
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 92
Book Description
In the dead of night comes a terrifying scream, not of fear, but of hardcore gay passion between a man and the gay bigfoot that haunts his balls. If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle's Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature... BIGFOOT PIRATES HAUNT MY BALLS VAMPIRE NIGHT BUS POUNDS MY BUTT ANGRY MAN POUNDED BY THE FEAR OF HIS LATENT GAYNESS OVER A DINOSAUR TRANSITIONING INTO A UNICORN MY ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE GAY UNICORN COLONEL THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA STALKS MY GAY BUTTHOLE THE CURSE OF BIGFOOT BUTT CAMP REAMED BY MY REACTION TO THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK Reader beware, you're in for a boner!
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781517109967
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 92
Book Description
In the dead of night comes a terrifying scream, not of fear, but of hardcore gay passion between a man and the gay bigfoot that haunts his balls. If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle's Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature... BIGFOOT PIRATES HAUNT MY BALLS VAMPIRE NIGHT BUS POUNDS MY BUTT ANGRY MAN POUNDED BY THE FEAR OF HIS LATENT GAYNESS OVER A DINOSAUR TRANSITIONING INTO A UNICORN MY ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE GAY UNICORN COLONEL THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA STALKS MY GAY BUTTHOLE THE CURSE OF BIGFOOT BUTT CAMP REAMED BY MY REACTION TO THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK Reader beware, you're in for a boner!
A Pound a Day Keeps the Butt Ok
Author: Chuck Tingle
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781720409687
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 98
Book Description
Time is a mysterious and elusive thing, an experienced lover that's been around for a while. It's no wonder time is so alluring in all of its forms, especially the days of the week that we've all experienced our fair share of. Collected within this volume is a hardcore, erotic tale for every handsome, physically manifested day.Featuring the following gay erotic tales...MONDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTTUESDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTWEDNESDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTTHURSDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTFRIDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTSATURDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTSUNDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTT
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781720409687
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 98
Book Description
Time is a mysterious and elusive thing, an experienced lover that's been around for a while. It's no wonder time is so alluring in all of its forms, especially the days of the week that we've all experienced our fair share of. Collected within this volume is a hardcore, erotic tale for every handsome, physically manifested day.Featuring the following gay erotic tales...MONDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTTUESDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTWEDNESDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTTHURSDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTFRIDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTSATURDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTSUNDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTT
Buttception
Author: Chuck Tingle
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781511646116
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 44
Book Description
Chuck Tingle, a writer who defined a generation with his sensual brand of homoerotic thriller, is back with a three-book collection that has been heralded by Death And Taxes Magazine as "a transhumanist masterpiece."What begins as the simple story of a man's true love for a gay unicorn sailor quickly evolves into something else entirely, each tale pulling farther and farther out to reveal a breathtaking glimpse at the greatest author of our time. Like a butt within a butt within butt, this trilogy will have your perception of time and space turned completely upside down in total buttception. Welcome to the future of literature.ANALLY YOURS, THE UNICORN SAILOROut for a stroll after breaking up with his girlfriend, Tuck never could have imagined that he would meet the love of his life in the form of a gay unicorn sailor named Hunter, but that's exactly what happens. The two share a romantic evening until it's revealed that Hunter is about to embark on a year long sail around the world. However, their love remains strong in a series of explicit letters. But Hunter is planning something that will redefine the meaning of love between a man and a unicorn. Soon Tuck finds himself whisked away to the Bahamas on a private helicopter for a hardcore, anal surprise that will have your jaw on the floor. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTTKirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA. But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk's butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two. Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core... his own gay ass! POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT"Buck Trungle is a world famous writer who is sick and tired of living in the shadow of his own books. But when his most recent novel, "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" contacts him out of the blue and threatens a lawsuit, it's a fear that Buck must now face head on. Buck's novel is looking to collect royalties on sales of himself, and Buck's lawyer is urging the writer to settle out of court, but when author and book finally meet face-to-face things take a turn for the erotic. Soon enough, Buck is selling himself to seal the deal with this sentient novel, but can he give his ass away without giving a piece of his heart, as well?
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781511646116
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 44
Book Description
Chuck Tingle, a writer who defined a generation with his sensual brand of homoerotic thriller, is back with a three-book collection that has been heralded by Death And Taxes Magazine as "a transhumanist masterpiece."What begins as the simple story of a man's true love for a gay unicorn sailor quickly evolves into something else entirely, each tale pulling farther and farther out to reveal a breathtaking glimpse at the greatest author of our time. Like a butt within a butt within butt, this trilogy will have your perception of time and space turned completely upside down in total buttception. Welcome to the future of literature.ANALLY YOURS, THE UNICORN SAILOROut for a stroll after breaking up with his girlfriend, Tuck never could have imagined that he would meet the love of his life in the form of a gay unicorn sailor named Hunter, but that's exactly what happens. The two share a romantic evening until it's revealed that Hunter is about to embark on a year long sail around the world. However, their love remains strong in a series of explicit letters. But Hunter is planning something that will redefine the meaning of love between a man and a unicorn. Soon Tuck finds himself whisked away to the Bahamas on a private helicopter for a hardcore, anal surprise that will have your jaw on the floor. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTTKirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA. But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk's butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two. Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core... his own gay ass! POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT"Buck Trungle is a world famous writer who is sick and tired of living in the shadow of his own books. But when his most recent novel, "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" contacts him out of the blue and threatens a lawsuit, it's a fear that Buck must now face head on. Buck's novel is looking to collect royalties on sales of himself, and Buck's lawyer is urging the writer to settle out of court, but when author and book finally meet face-to-face things take a turn for the erotic. Soon enough, Buck is selling himself to seal the deal with this sentient novel, but can he give his ass away without giving a piece of his heart, as well?
Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My Butt and Turns Me Gay
Author: Chuck Tingle
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530213276
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 104
Book Description
There is no denying that food and sex go hand in hand, and never has that been more apparent than with Chuck Tingle's sizzling erotic collection Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My But And Turns Me Gay. Collected within are the most mouth watering tales of gay food and drink that you will ever indulge in, including eight short stories, as well as Chuck's famous recipes for spaghetti and chocolate milk. Featuring... CREAMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME LIVING CORN GLAZED BY THE GAY LIVING DONUTS SLAMMED UP THE BUTT BY MY HOT COFFEE BOSS OPPRESSED IN THE BUTT BY MY INCLUSIVE HOLIDAY COFFEE CUPS TURNED GAY BY THE LIVING ALPHA DINER BIGFOOT SOMMELIER BUTT TASTING SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE LIVING LEFTOVER CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES FROM MY KITCHEN CABINET SHARED BY THE CHOCOLATE MILK COWBOYS
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530213276
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 104
Book Description
There is no denying that food and sex go hand in hand, and never has that been more apparent than with Chuck Tingle's sizzling erotic collection Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My But And Turns Me Gay. Collected within are the most mouth watering tales of gay food and drink that you will ever indulge in, including eight short stories, as well as Chuck's famous recipes for spaghetti and chocolate milk. Featuring... CREAMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME LIVING CORN GLAZED BY THE GAY LIVING DONUTS SLAMMED UP THE BUTT BY MY HOT COFFEE BOSS OPPRESSED IN THE BUTT BY MY INCLUSIVE HOLIDAY COFFEE CUPS TURNED GAY BY THE LIVING ALPHA DINER BIGFOOT SOMMELIER BUTT TASTING SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE LIVING LEFTOVER CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES FROM MY KITCHEN CABINET SHARED BY THE CHOCOLATE MILK COWBOYS
The Serpent King
Author: Jeff Zentner
Publisher: Ember
ISBN: 0553524046
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 321
Book Description
Named to ten BEST OF THE YEAR lists and selected as a William C. Morris Award Winner,The Serpent King is the critically acclaimed, much-beloved story of three teens who find themselves--and each other--while on the cusp of graduating from high school with hopes of leaving their small-town behind. Perfect for fans of John Green's Turtles All the Way Down. "Move over, John Green; Zentner is coming for you." —The New York Public Library “Will fill the infinite space that was left in your chest after you finished The Perks of Being a Wallflower.” —BookRiot.com Dill isn't the most popular kid at his rural Tennessee high school. After his father fell from grace in a public scandal that reverberated throughout their small town, Dill became a target. Fortunately, his two fellow misfits and best friends, Travis and Lydia, have his back. But as they begin their senior year, Dill feels the coils of his future tightening around him. His only escapes are music and his secret feelings for Lydia--neither of which he is brave enough to share. Graduation feels more like an ending to Dill than a beginning. But even before then, he must cope with another ending--one that will rock his life to the core. Debut novelist Jeff Zentner provides an unblinking and at times comic view of the hard realities of growing up in the Bible belt, and an intimate look at the struggles to find one’s true self in the wreckage of the past. “A story about friendship, family and forgiveness, it’s as funny and witty as it is utterly heartbreaking.” —PasteMagazine.com “A brutally honest portrayal of teen life . . . [and] a love letter to the South from a man who really understands it.” —Mashable.com “I adored all three of these characters and the way they talked to and loved one another.”—New York Times
Publisher: Ember
ISBN: 0553524046
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 321
Book Description
Named to ten BEST OF THE YEAR lists and selected as a William C. Morris Award Winner,The Serpent King is the critically acclaimed, much-beloved story of three teens who find themselves--and each other--while on the cusp of graduating from high school with hopes of leaving their small-town behind. Perfect for fans of John Green's Turtles All the Way Down. "Move over, John Green; Zentner is coming for you." —The New York Public Library “Will fill the infinite space that was left in your chest after you finished The Perks of Being a Wallflower.” —BookRiot.com Dill isn't the most popular kid at his rural Tennessee high school. After his father fell from grace in a public scandal that reverberated throughout their small town, Dill became a target. Fortunately, his two fellow misfits and best friends, Travis and Lydia, have his back. But as they begin their senior year, Dill feels the coils of his future tightening around him. His only escapes are music and his secret feelings for Lydia--neither of which he is brave enough to share. Graduation feels more like an ending to Dill than a beginning. But even before then, he must cope with another ending--one that will rock his life to the core. Debut novelist Jeff Zentner provides an unblinking and at times comic view of the hard realities of growing up in the Bible belt, and an intimate look at the struggles to find one’s true self in the wreckage of the past. “A story about friendship, family and forgiveness, it’s as funny and witty as it is utterly heartbreaking.” —PasteMagazine.com “A brutally honest portrayal of teen life . . . [and] a love letter to the South from a man who really understands it.” —Mashable.com “I adored all three of these characters and the way they talked to and loved one another.”—New York Times
Sentient Lesbian Food Gets Me Off
Author: Chuck Tingle
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 96
Book Description
There is no denying that food and sex go hand in hand, and never has this been more apparent than with Chuck Tingle's sizzling erotic collection Sentient Lesbian Food Gets Me Off. Collected within are the most mouthwatering tales of erotic food and drink that you will ever indulge in, including these eight short stories: MY LIBRARIAN IS A BEAUTIFUL LESBIAN ICE CREAM CONE AND SHE TASTES AMAZING LIGHTLY FLAVORED ZERO CALORIE CARBONATED WATER GETS ME OFF THE SENTIENT BREAD I JUST BAKED IS A LESBIAN AND SHE EATS MY ASS OUR SPECIAL TONIGHT IS A SALT-CRUSTED SHEPARD'S PIE DECONSTRUCTION SERVED OVER SLOW-ROASTED TURNIPS WITH GREEN OLIVE AIOLI AND A SIDE OF YOUR BUTTHOLE MY MACARONI AND CHEESE IS A LESBIAN ALSO SHE IS MY LAWYER SPOOKY SENTIENT CANDY CORN LESBIAN BUTT BUFFET THAT SENTIENT ICE CREAM SANDWICH IS LOOKING LIKE A SNACK BECAUSE SHE IS LITERALLY A SNACK MY LESBIAN TWICE BAKED POTATO SKI INSTRUCTOR EATS MY ASS
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 96
Book Description
There is no denying that food and sex go hand in hand, and never has this been more apparent than with Chuck Tingle's sizzling erotic collection Sentient Lesbian Food Gets Me Off. Collected within are the most mouthwatering tales of erotic food and drink that you will ever indulge in, including these eight short stories: MY LIBRARIAN IS A BEAUTIFUL LESBIAN ICE CREAM CONE AND SHE TASTES AMAZING LIGHTLY FLAVORED ZERO CALORIE CARBONATED WATER GETS ME OFF THE SENTIENT BREAD I JUST BAKED IS A LESBIAN AND SHE EATS MY ASS OUR SPECIAL TONIGHT IS A SALT-CRUSTED SHEPARD'S PIE DECONSTRUCTION SERVED OVER SLOW-ROASTED TURNIPS WITH GREEN OLIVE AIOLI AND A SIDE OF YOUR BUTTHOLE MY MACARONI AND CHEESE IS A LESBIAN ALSO SHE IS MY LAWYER SPOOKY SENTIENT CANDY CORN LESBIAN BUTT BUFFET THAT SENTIENT ICE CREAM SANDWICH IS LOOKING LIKE A SNACK BECAUSE SHE IS LITERALLY A SNACK MY LESBIAN TWICE BAKED POTATO SKI INSTRUCTOR EATS MY ASS
And Playing the Role of Herself
Author: K. E. Lane
Publisher: Flashpoint Publications
ISBN: 9781932300727
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Actress Caidence Harris is living her dreams after landing a leading role among the star-studded, veteran cast of 9th Precinct, a hot new police drama shot on location in glitzy LA. Her sometimes-costar Robyn Ward is magnetic, glamorous, and devastatingly beautiful, the quintessential A-List celebrity on the fast-track to super-stardom. When the two meet on the set of 9th Precinct, Caid is instantly infatuated but settles for friendship, positive that Robyn is both unavailable and uninterested. Soon Caid sees that all is not as it appears, but can she take a chance and risk her heart when the outcome is so uncertain?
Publisher: Flashpoint Publications
ISBN: 9781932300727
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Actress Caidence Harris is living her dreams after landing a leading role among the star-studded, veteran cast of 9th Precinct, a hot new police drama shot on location in glitzy LA. Her sometimes-costar Robyn Ward is magnetic, glamorous, and devastatingly beautiful, the quintessential A-List celebrity on the fast-track to super-stardom. When the two meet on the set of 9th Precinct, Caid is instantly infatuated but settles for friendship, positive that Robyn is both unavailable and uninterested. Soon Caid sees that all is not as it appears, but can she take a chance and risk her heart when the outcome is so uncertain?
Make Him Look Good
Author: Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
ISBN: 1429919191
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 477
Book Description
The "him" in Make Him Look Good is Ricky Biscayne, sexy Latin singing sensation who has taken the pop world by storm. But it takes more than swiveling hips and dreamy eyes to get to the top of the charts. The women who orbit Ricky are: -- Milan, Ricky's new publicist, and her sister Geneva whose Club G promises to have Miami's hottest opening ever -- Jill Sanchez, a media-manic Latina star who has crossed over from CDs to perfume, clothes and movies -- Jasminka, Ricky's gorgeous Croatian model wife -- Irene, a firefighter whose high school romance with Ricky was the last love in her life, eking out an existence for herself and her daughter Sophia, who is beginning to suspect that she and Ricky Biscayne look a little too much alike With several satisfying romances set against Miami's music, club and modeling scenes, Make Him Look Goodis irresistible fiction from one of America's most original voices.
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
ISBN: 1429919191
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 477
Book Description
The "him" in Make Him Look Good is Ricky Biscayne, sexy Latin singing sensation who has taken the pop world by storm. But it takes more than swiveling hips and dreamy eyes to get to the top of the charts. The women who orbit Ricky are: -- Milan, Ricky's new publicist, and her sister Geneva whose Club G promises to have Miami's hottest opening ever -- Jill Sanchez, a media-manic Latina star who has crossed over from CDs to perfume, clothes and movies -- Jasminka, Ricky's gorgeous Croatian model wife -- Irene, a firefighter whose high school romance with Ricky was the last love in her life, eking out an existence for herself and her daughter Sophia, who is beginning to suspect that she and Ricky Biscayne look a little too much alike With several satisfying romances set against Miami's music, club and modeling scenes, Make Him Look Goodis irresistible fiction from one of America's most original voices.
Pounded by Politics Again: Nine More Tales of Civic Butthole Diplomacy
Author: Chuck Tingle
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781975895365
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 112
Book Description
A must read for any political junkie, Pounded By Politics Again: Nine More Tales Of Civic Butthole Diplomacy collects Chuck Tingle's finest stories of hardcore gay democracy in action. Whether it's hardcore fake news causing very real boners, or a handsome living corn getting fired in the butt, this assortment of erotic fiction has something for buckaroos of every political background.Within this compilation you will find the following inspirational tinglers...FAKE NEWS REAL BONERSDOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME RUSSIAN T-REX WHO ALSO PEED ON HIS BUTT AND THEN BLACKMAILED HIM WITH THE VIDEOS OF HIS BUTT GETTING PEED ONREDACTED IN THE BUTT BY REDACTED UNDER THE TROMP ADMINISTRATIONDOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY HIS FABRICATED WIRETAPPING SCANDAL MADE UP TO REDIRECT FOCUS AWAY FROM HIS SEEMINGLY ENDLESS UNETHICAL CONNECTIONS TO RUSSIAPOUINDED IN THE BUTT BY THE SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF MY OWN IGNORANT CLIMATE CHANGE DENIALDOMALD TROMP'S ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE HANDSOME GHOST OF HIS INCRIMINATING TAX RETURNSLIVING CORN JAMES CORNY FIRED IN THE BUTTPOUNDED IN THE BUTT BY COVFEFEENGLAND'S ASS IS HAUNTED BY A HUNG PARLIAMENT
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781975895365
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 112
Book Description
A must read for any political junkie, Pounded By Politics Again: Nine More Tales Of Civic Butthole Diplomacy collects Chuck Tingle's finest stories of hardcore gay democracy in action. Whether it's hardcore fake news causing very real boners, or a handsome living corn getting fired in the butt, this assortment of erotic fiction has something for buckaroos of every political background.Within this compilation you will find the following inspirational tinglers...FAKE NEWS REAL BONERSDOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME RUSSIAN T-REX WHO ALSO PEED ON HIS BUTT AND THEN BLACKMAILED HIM WITH THE VIDEOS OF HIS BUTT GETTING PEED ONREDACTED IN THE BUTT BY REDACTED UNDER THE TROMP ADMINISTRATIONDOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY HIS FABRICATED WIRETAPPING SCANDAL MADE UP TO REDIRECT FOCUS AWAY FROM HIS SEEMINGLY ENDLESS UNETHICAL CONNECTIONS TO RUSSIAPOUINDED IN THE BUTT BY THE SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF MY OWN IGNORANT CLIMATE CHANGE DENIALDOMALD TROMP'S ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE HANDSOME GHOST OF HIS INCRIMINATING TAX RETURNSLIVING CORN JAMES CORNY FIRED IN THE BUTTPOUNDED IN THE BUTT BY COVFEFEENGLAND'S ASS IS HAUNTED BY A HUNG PARLIAMENT