Lance and His Silly Pants

Lance and His Silly Pants PDF Author: Jamie Sajewel
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781943331178
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 28

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Lance loved life and he loved wearing his silly pants, along with his sensational smile, mile after mile. But one sad day Lance's life changed in a great big way! Join Lance on all his adventures and find out what happened!

Lance and His Silly Pants

Lance and His Silly Pants PDF Author: Jamie Sajewel
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781943331178
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 28

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Book Description
Lance loved life and he loved wearing his silly pants, along with his sensational smile, mile after mile. But one sad day Lance's life changed in a great big way! Join Lance on all his adventures and find out what happened!

Mr. Funny Pants

Mr. Funny Pants PDF Author: Michael Showalter
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
ISBN: 0446563609
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 288

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I was at my wit's end. I'd had enough of this job, this life, and my relationship had broken up. Should I eat chocolate, or go to India, or fall in love? Then I had a revelation: Why not do all three, in that order? And so it was that I embarked on a journey that was segmented into three parts and was then made into a major motion picture. Later, I woke up on an airplane with a hole in my face and a really bad hangover. I was ushered brusquely off the plane by my parents who took me to a rehab where I tested positive for coke, classic coke, special k (the drug), Special K (the cereal), mushrooms, pepperoni, and Restless Leg Syndrome. It was there that I first began painting with my feet. But rewind...the year was 1914. I was just a young German soldier serving in the trenches while simultaneously trying to destroy an evil ring with some help from an elf, a troll, and a giant sorcerer, all while cooking every recipe out of a Julia Child cookbook. What I'm trying to say is that there was a secret code hidden in a painting and I was looking for it with this girl who had a tattoo of a dragon! Let me clarify, it was the 1930s and a bunch of us were migrating out of Oklahoma, and I was this teenage wizard/CIA operative, okay? And, um then I floated off into the meta-verse as a ball of invisible energy that had no outer edge... Ugh, okay. None of this is true. I'm just kind of a normal guy from New Jersey who moved to New York, got into comedy, wrote this book about trying to write this book, and then moved to Alaska, became the mayor of a small town, spent $30,000 on underwear, and now I'm going to rule the world!!!

Eat Sleep Play

Eat Sleep Play PDF Author: Jamie Sajewel
Publisher: Outskirts Press
ISBN: 1432773186
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 38

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Every little thing a baby does adds to their repertoire of discovery and ability. Babies have so much to learn and master, especially during the first year of life. It is an orderly process of one miracle after another and a wonder to watch! A baby’s day may seem simple—they EAT, they SLEEP, they PLAY—yet they carry out these and many more complexities with natural ease! In Eat Sleep Play, watching Baby Sweet Cheeks learn and grow is a fascinating way to spend the day. The book reads like a lullaby, and babies will love the soothing singsong rhythm and rhyme. It is also a teaching tool; introducing basic everyday concepts, words and colors to a young reader or listener. Eat Sleep Play encourages anyone—parent, grandparent, sibling, babysitter, teacher—who has a Baby Sweet Cheeks in their own life to take a moment to marvel at the mystery and grandeur of life. Every child is a true miracle of God’s intricate design and creation, and when a baby captures your heart—your life is forever enriched and blessed!

Potato Pants!

Potato Pants! PDF Author: Laurie Keller
Publisher: Henry Holt and Company (BYR)
ISBN: 125022599X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40

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A potato and his eggplant nemesis struggle to find the perfect pants in this hilarious, heartwarming tale of forgiveness by bestselling Geisel-Award winning creator Laurie Keller. Potato is excited because today—for one day only— Lance Vance’s Fancy Pants Store is selling . . .POTATO PANTS! Potato rushes over early, but just as he’s about to walk in, something makes him stop. What could it be? Find out in this one-of-a-kind story about misunderstandings and forgiveness, and—of course—Potato Pants! A Christy Ottaviano Book This title has Common Core connections.

A Kiss to Remember

A Kiss to Remember PDF Author: Miranda Lee
Publisher: Harlequin
ISBN: 1459276817
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 159

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AFFAIRS TO REMEMBER A lingering kiss… Angie was determined to throw off her memories of Lance Sterling. It had been nine years since her brother's impossibly handsome friend had stolen her fifteen-year-old-heart with a kiss. It was time to move on, time to stop comparing every man she met with Lance, time to let a man love her. Maybe there would be someone eligible at her brother's party? But there was an unexpected guest…. Lance arrived and announced that his marriage was over. Now the temptation for a certain twenty-four-year-old virgin to try to seduce him was impossible to resist! AFFAIRS TO REMEMBER—stories of love you'll treasure forever.

Evil King

Evil King PDF Author: Andy Thomson
Publisher: Repeating Pig Press
ISBN: 0978042204
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 250

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Immortal Souls

Immortal Souls PDF Author: Molly Bryant
Publisher: Tate Publishing
ISBN: 1613468059
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 242

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A woman, a mother, sat on the steps of her cottage, watching her true love and their children. They danced together in the rain, smiling and laughing, when out in the distance, a figure in a black cloak peered from around a tree trunk. 'No ' the woman cried. The father whipped around at the anguish in her voice. His indigo eyes once full of joy were now full of terror. His family was surrounded by several beings in black cloaks. He rushed to grab the children, but it was too late. With swift movements, the beings disappeared one by one with the children into the earthly soil... Each night, Tatum awakens to this frightening nightmare, wondering what it means. But in the meantime, everything else in her life seems to be going just right: she's got a great-looking long-term boyfriend, a stable job, lots of friends, and a prosperous future in her hometown of Kailua, Hawaii. But all of that changes when Lance moves into town. Dallin and Lance instantly bond, surfing, cooking out, and double dating, and Dallin doesn't even suspect that Lance's charm and ease with Tatum is slowly turning into something more. When Tatum opens up to Lance about her unusual dreams, she realizes that Lance is somehow familiar to her, as if she's seen him somewhere before. This prompts Lance to unlock a secret he's been hiding: the key to Tatum's nightmares. Will Lance's secret threaten her relationship with Dallin? Will Tatum ever understand her mysterious and elusive dreams? Find out in Molly Bryant's suspenseful and romantic novel, Immortal Souls.

Valley of the Dudes

Valley of the Dudes PDF Author: Ryan Field
Publisher: Riverdale Avenue Books LLC
ISBN: 1626012962
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 109

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In this M/M homage to the classic novel, Valley of the Dolls, Lambda-winning author Ryan Fields introduces us to six gay men searching for love and fame in the celebrity-fueled worlds of Broadway and Hollywood. The wide-eyed lawyer Rush Goodwin abandons his quaint New England life for the bright lights of New York City, where he meets singers/actors Cody and Anderson, and their partners, who are all just as young and innocent as he is. When Rush meets his new boss, handsome lawyer Lance Sharp, it's love at first sight and the beginning of a turbulent affair. As fame and fortune knock on each of their doors, Rush and his friends each learn, in their own different ways, that nothing ever goes according to plan. They each find themselves seeking the comforts of drugs (nicknamed ‘dudes’ to those in the know) to deal with the stress of success, which leads to its own spiral down the proverbial rabbit hole of broken hearts and dreams. But sometimes, we learn from our mistakes, and Rush and Lance find themselves when they let go and follow their hearts.

The Jackal's Head

The Jackal's Head PDF Author: Elizabeth Peters
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061842613
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 301

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A woman returns to Egypt to clear her archaeologist father’s name in this mystery by the New York Times–bestselling author of the Amelia Peabody series. Althea Tomlinson’s ostensible reason for returning to Egypt is to chaperone a spoiled teenager through this fabulous desert land. The truth is more complex—and dangerous. Ten years ago, something that happened here brought about her archaeologist father’s ruin and subsequent death. . . . and Althea intends to clear his disgraced name and finally lay a dark past to rest. But there are some mysteries best left buried in the shifting sands, and a devoted daughter’s search for answers is stirring up forgotten memories almost too painful to endure, which propel her onward among ancient tombs, legendary treasures, miraculous discoveries . . . and ever closer to her own threatened doom. Praise for the novels of Mystery Writers of America Grand Master Elizabeth Peters “Deeply satisfying.” —Entertainment Weekly “Elizabeth Peters is truly great.” —San Francisco Chronicle “This author never fails to entertain.” —Cleveland Plain Dealer

Direct Action

Direct Action PDF Author: Johnny "Two Combs" Howard
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493069039
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 273

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Book Description
When a US Embassy in Southeast Asia is bombed by followers of terrorist Osama bin Laden, the United States and the United Kingdom decide it is time to act against the terrorist leader by striking at his stronghold in Afghanistan.