Author: Felice Stevens
Publisher: Felice Stevens
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 21
Book Description
When Malcolm discovers James has never had a birthday party, he's determined to make it a night James will never forget. The bonus audio of the story is included.
James's Birthday Party
Author: Felice Stevens
Publisher: Felice Stevens
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 21
Book Description
When Malcolm discovers James has never had a birthday party, he's determined to make it a night James will never forget. The bonus audio of the story is included.
Publisher: Felice Stevens
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 21
Book Description
When Malcolm discovers James has never had a birthday party, he's determined to make it a night James will never forget. The bonus audio of the story is included.
Creepy-Crawly Birthday
Author: James Howe
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 0689857284
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 58
Book Description
When Toby Monroe has a birthday party, his pets' curiosity is aroused by seven strange suitcases which they investigate, with surprising consequences.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 0689857284
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 58
Book Description
When Toby Monroe has a birthday party, his pets' curiosity is aroused by seven strange suitcases which they investigate, with surprising consequences.
Your Spiritual Birthday
Author: James B. Siebken
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781946453839
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781946453839
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :
Book Description
The Funny Life of Pets
Author: James Campbell
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN: 1526614308
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 122
Book Description
A hilarious book from bestselling author and stand-up comic James Campbell, who has visited over 3,000 primary schools to tell stories and encourage children to write their own. Uncover the sidesplitting life of cucumber scaredy-cats, non-stop pooping hamsters, exploding fish and everything in-between (and some things that have nothing to do with pets but are still ridiculously funny). This hilarious book answers all the big questions, like: do sausage dogs eat sausages? Why has my cat done a poo behind my wardrobe? And how can I persuade my parents to get me a pet? For real-life pet facts, imaginary stories, and a generally laugh-so-hard-snot-comes-out-your-nose read, this is the only pet book you'll ever need! Written by the outstanding children's comedian James Campbell, prepare yourself for The Funny Life of Pets! But be WARNED – this IS NOT a normal book...You read a normal book by starting on page one and reading to the end (BORING). You can read this book forwards, backwards, sideways, and in approximately 861,000 different ways in-between. This is a book with outrageous facts, hilarious jokes, insanely funny online videos and brilliant stories all about pets, the author, and all sorts of other things. WARNING: Anything you think you might have learned from this book might not be very accurate so should not be used in a school project or as part of homework. Unless of course, you are made of stardust and are as brave as sunshine.
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN: 1526614308
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 122
Book Description
A hilarious book from bestselling author and stand-up comic James Campbell, who has visited over 3,000 primary schools to tell stories and encourage children to write their own. Uncover the sidesplitting life of cucumber scaredy-cats, non-stop pooping hamsters, exploding fish and everything in-between (and some things that have nothing to do with pets but are still ridiculously funny). This hilarious book answers all the big questions, like: do sausage dogs eat sausages? Why has my cat done a poo behind my wardrobe? And how can I persuade my parents to get me a pet? For real-life pet facts, imaginary stories, and a generally laugh-so-hard-snot-comes-out-your-nose read, this is the only pet book you'll ever need! Written by the outstanding children's comedian James Campbell, prepare yourself for The Funny Life of Pets! But be WARNED – this IS NOT a normal book...You read a normal book by starting on page one and reading to the end (BORING). You can read this book forwards, backwards, sideways, and in approximately 861,000 different ways in-between. This is a book with outrageous facts, hilarious jokes, insanely funny online videos and brilliant stories all about pets, the author, and all sorts of other things. WARNING: Anything you think you might have learned from this book might not be very accurate so should not be used in a school project or as part of homework. Unless of course, you are made of stardust and are as brave as sunshine.
The Pink Party
Author: Maryann Macdonald
Publisher: Marshall Cavendish
ISBN: 9780761458142
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
Amy and Lisa's friendship is jeopardized by a competition over who can have the most pink things.
Publisher: Marshall Cavendish
ISBN: 9780761458142
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
Amy and Lisa's friendship is jeopardized by a competition over who can have the most pink things.
Fucking Apostrophes
Author: Simon Griffin
Publisher: Icon Books
ISBN: 1785781421
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 54
Book Description
'At last, a book that tells you exactly where to stick your apostrophe ... funny and useful, the perfect stocking filler.' David Marsh, Guardian Apostrophes are a pain. The rules about how to use them are complicated, and have evolved haphazardly. Originally written as advice by a copywriter for designers - wont to insert and remove apostrophes at will, for visual effect - this is a light-hearted pocket-sized guide to getting the things right. Simon Griffin lets off steam so that we don't have to, showing precisely why 'Rhianna and Jennifer's photos were all over the internet' is quite different to 'Rhianna's and Jennifer's photos' or what words apostrophes are replacing in sentences such as 'He'd like you to buy him some cocaine', or 'They've got it all on camera.' Elegantly produced, this is the perfect gift for any pedant, as well as an indispensable guide in all our moments of grammar-related frustration.
Publisher: Icon Books
ISBN: 1785781421
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 54
Book Description
'At last, a book that tells you exactly where to stick your apostrophe ... funny and useful, the perfect stocking filler.' David Marsh, Guardian Apostrophes are a pain. The rules about how to use them are complicated, and have evolved haphazardly. Originally written as advice by a copywriter for designers - wont to insert and remove apostrophes at will, for visual effect - this is a light-hearted pocket-sized guide to getting the things right. Simon Griffin lets off steam so that we don't have to, showing precisely why 'Rhianna and Jennifer's photos were all over the internet' is quite different to 'Rhianna's and Jennifer's photos' or what words apostrophes are replacing in sentences such as 'He'd like you to buy him some cocaine', or 'They've got it all on camera.' Elegantly produced, this is the perfect gift for any pedant, as well as an indispensable guide in all our moments of grammar-related frustration.
Sleepover Takeover
Author: Simon James Green
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780702303630
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
When Otis wakes up after a sleepover at popular kid Rocco Rococo's house, it's a scene of total chaos and disaster. Weirdly, no one can remember what happened the night before, so Rocco and Otis reluctantly team up to retrace their steps in the hopes of working out happened.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780702303630
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
When Otis wakes up after a sleepover at popular kid Rocco Rococo's house, it's a scene of total chaos and disaster. Weirdly, no one can remember what happened the night before, so Rocco and Otis reluctantly team up to retrace their steps in the hopes of working out happened.
Happy Birthday, Og!
Author: James Young
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780843122237
Category : Birthdays
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Og the dinosaur feels bad that no one remembers his sixty-five millionth birthday at the museum where he lives.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780843122237
Category : Birthdays
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Og the dinosaur feels bad that no one remembers his sixty-five millionth birthday at the museum where he lives.
Masterpiece
Author: Elise Broach
Publisher: Henry Holt and Company (BYR)
ISBN: 1429985089
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 305
Book Description
Marvin lives with his family under the kitchen sink in the Pompadays' apartment. He is very much a beetle. James Pompaday lives with his family in New York City. He is very much an eleven-year-old boy.After James gets a pen-and-ink set for his birthday, Marvin surprises him by creating an elaborate miniature drawing. James gets all the credit for the picture and before these unlikely friends know it they are caught up in a staged art heist at the Metropolitan Museum of Art that could help recover a famous drawing by Albrecht Dürer. But James can't go through with the plan without Marvin's help. And that's where things get really complicated (and interesting!). This fast-paced mystery will have young readers on the edge of their seats as they root for boy and beetle. In Shakespeare's Secret Elise Broach showed her keen ability to weave storytelling with history and suspense, and Masterpiece is yet another example of her talent. This time around it's an irresistible miniature world, fascinating art history, all wrapped up in a special friendship— something for everyone to enjoy. Masterpiece is a 2009 Bank Street - Best Children's Book of the Year.
Publisher: Henry Holt and Company (BYR)
ISBN: 1429985089
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 305
Book Description
Marvin lives with his family under the kitchen sink in the Pompadays' apartment. He is very much a beetle. James Pompaday lives with his family in New York City. He is very much an eleven-year-old boy.After James gets a pen-and-ink set for his birthday, Marvin surprises him by creating an elaborate miniature drawing. James gets all the credit for the picture and before these unlikely friends know it they are caught up in a staged art heist at the Metropolitan Museum of Art that could help recover a famous drawing by Albrecht Dürer. But James can't go through with the plan without Marvin's help. And that's where things get really complicated (and interesting!). This fast-paced mystery will have young readers on the edge of their seats as they root for boy and beetle. In Shakespeare's Secret Elise Broach showed her keen ability to weave storytelling with history and suspense, and Masterpiece is yet another example of her talent. This time around it's an irresistible miniature world, fascinating art history, all wrapped up in a special friendship— something for everyone to enjoy. Masterpiece is a 2009 Bank Street - Best Children's Book of the Year.
No Phones in Heaven
Author: Gregory Haydel
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
ISBN: 1645443426
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 239
Book Description
No Phones in Heaven is about two different families. The first family is from south Louisiana. This family of four is very loving and caring for each other, and it shows in every way. Janet is a beautiful six-year-old girl that is looking forward to her seventh birthday. A tragic accident puts Janet in the hospital, and a miracle needs to happen to save her life. The doctors are confident that Janet will live a long life if she can survive the next forty-eight hours. Janet's family and friends are praying for her to recover as soon as possible. Janet struggles to hold on to her life, and that's when she dreams of heaven, and what happens next is a miracle that is believable for the faithful who trusts in God. This story will keep hope alive. The other family is from southeast Texas, and being a large family with many characters, it will give a story of vivid pictures through the pages. The main character's name is Trent, and he is looking forward to retiring in a few weeks. Trent's children are very proud of their dad. They are concerned of their dad's well-being because their mother, his wife, died of breast cancer two years ago. The children give a ticket for a seven-day cruise as Trent's birthday present in the hopes that Trent will find a good woman to share his retirement years. This book will make you laugh, cry, and wish for a miracle.
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
ISBN: 1645443426
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 239
Book Description
No Phones in Heaven is about two different families. The first family is from south Louisiana. This family of four is very loving and caring for each other, and it shows in every way. Janet is a beautiful six-year-old girl that is looking forward to her seventh birthday. A tragic accident puts Janet in the hospital, and a miracle needs to happen to save her life. The doctors are confident that Janet will live a long life if she can survive the next forty-eight hours. Janet's family and friends are praying for her to recover as soon as possible. Janet struggles to hold on to her life, and that's when she dreams of heaven, and what happens next is a miracle that is believable for the faithful who trusts in God. This story will keep hope alive. The other family is from southeast Texas, and being a large family with many characters, it will give a story of vivid pictures through the pages. The main character's name is Trent, and he is looking forward to retiring in a few weeks. Trent's children are very proud of their dad. They are concerned of their dad's well-being because their mother, his wife, died of breast cancer two years ago. The children give a ticket for a seven-day cruise as Trent's birthday present in the hopes that Trent will find a good woman to share his retirement years. This book will make you laugh, cry, and wish for a miracle.