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Author: Steve Cuno
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1105999173
Category : Polygamy
Languages : en
Pages : 174
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A former polygamist member of The True and Living Church of Jesus Christ of Saints of the Last Days tells her story of life as a polygamist.
Author: Steve Cuno
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1105999173
Category : Polygamy
Languages : en
Pages : 174
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A former polygamist member of The True and Living Church of Jesus Christ of Saints of the Last Days tells her story of life as a polygamist.
Author: M!Chael Mayhem
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1434326217
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 181
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The title for my novel is taken from a scripture verse out of the book of Revelation. The connection is made by relating that verse to Jeffery Lucas, the main character in The Pretender Lamb. Prior to meeting Jessica Thompson, Jeffery spends most of his early life only pretending to be what others expected of him While he was on a Fall vacation in the Smokey Mountains of Tennessee, Jeffery meets and falls in love with Jessica, a school teacher from Madison, Wisconsin. A misunderstanding during the single night they stayed on the summit of Mt. Le Conte leads them into a journey of slopes and grades over the following years of their lives. The hopes and dreams of both Jeffery and Jessica are laid bare as they allow themselves to be completely open with another person for the first time in their lives. Jeffery tells of how he was raised in a small Iowa town and learned at an early age to fend for himself. Jessica tells of how fate had found her still single at thirty, but with a satisfied mind. The Pretender Lamb is a love story bursting at the seams with twists and turns. Its pages are splashed with equal amounts of humor, sadness, faith and hope. Those on both sides of the morality issue will get a chuckle from this story although they may need a good supply of tissues to dab at their tears as well. The Pretender Lamb takes a pass at explaining the experience of dejavu from a Christian point of view. Although the explanation is no more than an opinion, it should provoke some deeper thought on the subject. Anyone who has had heart problems, or known someone that has, will feel a strong tugging at their emotions as they get lost in the lives of Jeffery and Jessica. The Pretender Lamb is a story of failing health and healing, and of broken spirits and those lifted up again.
Author: Tucker Max
Publisher: Citadel
ISBN: 0806535938
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 537
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The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."
Author: Sonata Sorento
Publisher: Red Hot Explicit Erotica Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 41
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In this scorching collection of five first anal sex stories, girls get it in their tiniest, tightest holes for the very first time, and boy do they get it! There’s office first anal sex, BDSM, group first anal sex, and more! It’s an anal sex extravaganza, and it’s only a click away! 1. Molly Gets Punished: An Office Domination Erotica Story When Molly is called into Mr. Baker’s office, she finds out she’s been caught spending a great deal of time on the phone with her boyfriend. Mr. Baker isn’t happy about it, and she’s right on the verge of losing her job. She’s willing to do anything, and anything is exactly what it will take to save her job as Mr. Baker binds her hands and teaches her to submit. 2. The Hippy Bent Over: A First Anal Sex BDSM Erotica Story You saw me there at the grocery store. You saw me and decided you’d have me. You saw me, a poor hippy girl and you decided I should be one of your possessions, that you should be able to just tie me up and take me however you wanted. You wanted something special. You wanted to bend me over and give me my first anal sex experience, taking what I gave no other man. You wanted it, you took it…and I can’t believe how much I needed you to do it. 3. Bent Over for My Husband’s Pal: A Tale of First Anal and First Double Team Frolic Amy’s feeling pretty insecure as her ten year class reunion approaches, and nothing her husband Eric can say is working to make her feel better. Finally, he plans a special night. She thinks it’s romantic time together with candles, roses, wine, and chick flicks. He knows better. His insecure wife is about to find out how much men want her and like her. Alec is the proof. He likes Amy. He likes her mouth, he likes her pussy, and he really, really likes her untouched little ass. When a friend decides on wife sharing, a hot time is sure to follow! Amy is about to experience her first double team. 4. Bent Over the Boss’s Desk: A Very Rough First Anal Sex Short I just got hired for a great new job in charge of a group of copyright specialists. I was really happy with my position, but my employee Chase most definitely was not! He wanted to see me in an altogether different position…bent over my desk! Before the day was out, he’d had me every way possible, with deepthroat, very rough sex, and a hard and rough first anal sex experience! 5. Banged in Blueberry: A Rough and Reluctant Gangbang Erotica Story Gwen is tired of her small town life. Everything has been planned out for her. Graduate. Get a Job. Get married. Nothing exciting happens to her, and she’s tired of it all. Her desire for a way to overcome the boredom of small town life is about to put her right in the midst of an awkward situation. In this case, her search for adventure will put her in a factory filled with young men enjoying a late night party, and she’s just become the entertainment. It’s a crazy gangbang filled with rough sex and boys everywhere. Warning: This ebook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity during various first anal sex encounters. It includes bondage, group sex, reluctant sex, rough sex, oral sex, mmf ménage sex, double team sex, spanking, office sex, double penetration, domination, submission, semen swallowing, deepthroat, and cum facial humiliation. It is intended for mature readers who will not be offended by graphic depictions of sex acts between consenting adults.
Author: Thomas Curtis
Publisher: Outskirts Press
ISBN: 197721536X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 350
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The telling of this story begins during the period of Dr. Israel Newman’s grief inflicted by the traumatic death of his toddler son, Markus. As a necessity of heaven, he insists it must be a physical place where he can hold his son again. One day, on his way to work as a pain management specialist caring for people dependent on opioids, he observes impossible changes of Mount Rainier, with disappearance and reappearance of Tahoma Peak. He thinks he might be losing his mind. In his psychology support group, a socially and professionally ostracized genius of physics, the amusing Michael Hannity, suggests that what really happened was Israel’s mind moving between different timelines. As Michael explains spiritual travel in relativistic spacetime, Israel sees and hopes for a possibility to prevent the death of his son. He cannot control his travels and experiences horror, romance, humor, and intrigue in the lives of others. He falls in love. At the end of a series of hellish experiences, he encounters for the first time, Jesus as a lad of twelve, who admonishes him to make heaven in the lives of others. Jesus appears again and again, and in whose lives? We see a psychologically troubled, human Jesus and within him an omniscient presence. A tour-de-force of imagination, wildly inventive and funny as well as thought-provoking and moving, this book will draw you into a world you never dreamed of. It answers many questions and asks some more. You will want to talk about it.
Author: Mark A. Thompson
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
ISBN: 1662420463
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 362
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X-Rated Affair is a true story that involves infidelity, porn addiction, gambling addiction, love, miscommunication, and a corrupt justice system. It tells of the sexual escapades of Mark Thompson, a black man, his weakness and addictions, and Pepito, a Filipino, who had a love lust for this black man. They met serendipitously while each trying to escape their personal demons and situations and found comfort in acting on erotic triple-x porn scenes. The book also portrays the flawed and corrupt US justice system. This system was created to replace slavery, using minorities to staff slave labor wage teams for private corporations. There is nothing rehabilitating about the US justice system, which is another name for the system, an inexpensive and never-ending supply of cheap labor, mostly black men.
Author: L. C. Rosen
Publisher: Penguin UK
ISBN: 0241365023
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 309
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Couldn't get enough of Love, Simon or Red, White and Royal Blue? This is the (slightly NSFW) book for you! 'Jack of Hearts might be the most important queer novel of the decade' Gay Times 'Jack of Hearts won my heart' Courtney Act 'This book is filth' Julian Clary --------------- 'My first time getting it in the butt was kind of weird. I think it's going to be weird for everyone's first time, though.' Meet Jack Rothman. He's seventeen and loves partying, makeup and boys - sometimes all at the same time. His sex life makes him the hot topic for the high school gossip machine. But who cares? Like Jack always says, 'it could be worse'. He doesn't actually expect that to come true. But after Jack starts writing an online sex advice column, the mysterious love letters he's been getting take a turn for the creepy. Jack's secret admirer knows everything: where he's hanging out, who he's sleeping with, who his mum is dating. They claim they love Jack, but not his unashamedly queer lifestyle. They want him to curb his sexuality, or they'll force him. As the pressure mounts, Jack must unmask his stalker before their obsession becomes genuinely dangerous... Praise for Jack of Hearts (and Other Parts) 'The affirming, sex-positive, brilliant new book that puts the "adult" into young adult literature' Attitude 'Humane, sex-positive writing of the funniest, filthiest and most heartening kind' The Guardian
Author: A.M. Strickland
Publisher: Imprint
ISBN: 1250198755
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 400
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Beyond the Black Door is a young adult dark fantasy about unlocking the mysteries around and within us—no matter the cost... Everyone has a soul. Some are beautiful gardens, others are frightening dungeons. Soulwalkers—like Kamai and her mother—can journey into other people's souls while they sleep. But no matter where Kamai visits, she sees the black door. It follows her into every soul, and her mother has told her to never, ever open it. When Kamai touches the door, it is warm and beating, like it has a pulse. When she puts her ear to it, she hears her own name whispered from the other side. And when tragedy strikes, Kamai does the unthinkable: she opens the door. A.M. Strickland's imaginative dark fantasy features court intrigue and romance, a main character coming to terms with her asexuality, and twists and turns as a seductive mystery unfolds that endangers not just Kamai's own soul, but the entire kingdom ... An Imprint Book “I couldn’t put down this deliciously dark dream of a fantasy.” —New York Times bestselling author Lisa Maxwell “A dark delight, gorgeously written and as twisty and enigmatic as a labyrinth at twilight. I wanted to stay lost in its pages forever, wandering ever deeper into the maze of Strickland’s beguiling, intricately imagined world.” —Margaret Rogerson, New York Times bestselling author of An Enchantment of Ravens
Author: Chuck Tingle
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781072912354
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 78
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Across the wide world of the Tingleverse, one thing is clear: love is real. But, for many buckaroos, their preferred kind of love has nothing to do with sex. Whether asexual or just not feeling it at the moment, this collection of completely sexless tales is perfect for the desires of any readers who are looking for a non-sexual trip through the alternate timelines of Dr. Chuck Tingle.NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT'S OKAYWhen Ken starts his day late for a very important presentation at work, he has no idea how much this small mistake will change the rest of his life. Soon enough, the handsome man is having several platonic encounters with a Unicorn Butt Cop, his bigfoot boss, and a shirtless dinosaur librarian.Eventually, Ken finds himself on a dinner date with the muscular dinosaur, feasting on a home cooked meal as the two enjoy each other's presence. But is their connection simply friendship? Or something romantic?One thing's for sure, it's definitely not sexual; and that's okay!NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT'S OKAY" AND THAT'S OKAYWorld famous author, Luck Dingle, needs a vacation. Taking a break from the cold of Billings, Luck travels to Hawaii only to discover that the sentient, physical manifestation of his latest book, Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay, has embarked on a similar journey.NOT POUNDED AT THE LAST SECOND BECAUSE CONSENT CAN BE GIVEN AND REVOKED AT ANY MOMENT AND THIS IS A WONDERFUL THING THAT'S IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTANDBlip is on the way to a white water rafting trip, but he's nervous about the adventure before it even begins. Fortunately, Blip finds himself with a wonderful and patient guide, a handsome bigfoot named Garto Grims who explains that, while the river may seem like there's only one path to take, there are actually several forks in the road, and it's always okay to stop entirely.As the attraction between Blip and Garto mounts, they suddenly find themselves locked in the heat of passion, and when Blip suddenly changes his mind about the encounter, he quickly learns that's okay!DRESSED UP HANDSOME AND NOT POUNDED BECAUSE COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENTClippo loves science fiction, fantasy and comic books, but he's never managed to make it to a convention; until now. This weekend, Clippo and his friend Jorn are headed to Tinglecon, dressed up real handsome and excited to show off their new outfits.But when someone approaches Clippo inappropriately, security is quickly called. With the T-Rex head of security as his guide, Clippo has a front row seat in observing the world of self-entitled morons who think cosplay is consent. Clippo witness's a variety of tests that prove time and time again, these idiotic men have no idea what they're talking about.NICE GUY DINOSAUR DOESN'T POUND ME IN THE BUTT BECAUSE I'M NOT INTERESTED AND HE'S NOT ACTUALLY NICE HE'S JUST ANNOYING AND CREPPY AND DOESN'T RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES WHEN I TELL HIM WE'RE NOT ON A DATEWhen Montan learns that his local comic shop is holding a tournament for one of his favorite, old-school videogames, he desperately wants to go. Unfortunately, tickets have been sold out for a while, but when a fedora-wearing dinosaur named Prenko overhears Montan's dilemma, he offers an extra ticket.NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY NEED TO PLEASE EVERYONE BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT'S OKAY TO GIVE BACK TO YOURSELFJoey likes to help the people around him, and he's proud of that fact, but after fainting at work from exhaustion the man begins to realize that he might be wearing himself out. Unfortunately, when the physical manifestation of Joey's need to please everyone around him shows up, things go from bad to worse.
Author: Jilly Bangs
Publisher: Jilly Bangs
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 570
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A mega pack of group sex action to keep you going for hours on end! Women taking on lots of men, men doing lots of women, the ROUGHEST of rough sex, dirty talk, free use and a whole lot more! Too many stories to list. This brings together Gang stories 7-packs volumes 1 - 15.
