Christmas Poems

Christmas Poems PDF Author: Gaby Morgan
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN: 9781529024395
Category : Children's poetry, English
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Book Description
A wonderful anthology of gorgeous poems - both classic and brand new - carols and hymns for Christmas. It captures all the emotion and excitement of the festive season and on through to the New Year.

Christmas Poems

Christmas Poems PDF Author: Gaby Morgan
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN: 9781529024395
Category : Children's poetry, English
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Book Description
A wonderful anthology of gorgeous poems - both classic and brand new - carols and hymns for Christmas. It captures all the emotion and excitement of the festive season and on through to the New Year.

Once, I Laughed My Socks Off - Poems for Kids

Once, I Laughed My Socks Off - Poems for Kids PDF Author: Steven Attewell
Publisher: Steven Attewell
ISBN: 1475030452
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 27

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Book Description
A collection of fun and imaginative of poems for fun and imaginative kids (and those adults that still behave like kids). Learn why you should tidy up after yourself, why midnight snacking is not such a good idea, and what to do if you laugh so hard that your socks come off!This delightful book of children's poems contains a host of interesting stories and characters for your kids to enjoy. Each story more fun that the last.Amongst the stories you'll find Melvin the midnight-snacking, sneaking teddy bear who can't wait to get his hands on the rest of the jam. Two collared doves, Ebb and Flo, who narrowly escape a run-in with the cat and fall in love. My socks (which won't stop dancing around). And Desmond, your friendly, but slightly present-obsessed Christmas fairy.This book is suitable for 4 to 50 year-olds.

Funny Poems for Christmas

Funny Poems for Christmas PDF Author: Paul Cookson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780439950497
Category : Children's poetry, English
Languages : en
Pages : 123

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Book Description
'Funny Poems for Christmas' presents everything that you could want for Christmas - food, prezzies, decorations, Santa - but in poetical form. This book is filled with raving mad relatives, rapping reindeer, talking turkeys, snowflakes and sparkle!

The Peculiar Poetry Book of Funny Christmas Verse

The Peculiar Poetry Book of Funny Christmas Verse PDF Author: Patrick Winstanley
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781491295106
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 64

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Book Description
Packed full of funny Christmas poems, parodies and nonsense verse by contemporary UK poets Max Scratchmann, Paul Curtis and Patrick Winstanley, The Peculiar Poetry Collection of Funny Christmas Verse distills the true spirit of Christmas - comic, misanthropic, dyspeptic, or sometimes just sick. The collection is presented chronologically, taking the reader in seven easy leaps from the eager anticipation of Christmas, through the fun and festivities, to the bitter aftertaste. Meet Pip, the ineffably jolly penguin who gets on everyone's tits, revel in the feminist retelling of the story of The Three Wise Men and discover the feminine hygiene product set to be a Christmas sensation. Oddly compelling and compellingly odd, you'll enjoy a roller coaster ride through the festive peaks - drinking, feasting and flirtation - and troughs - hangovers, religion and relations - in an anthology overflowing with Christmas good cheer. Perfect as a present for a hard to please relative (any relative!), a secret Santa gift for a colleague, or a small indulgence for oneself, The Peculiar Poetry Collection of Funny Christmas Verse is ribald, riotous and on occasion very rude.

The Armpit of Doom

The Armpit of Doom PDF Author: Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher: Purple Room Publishing
ISBN: 098837630X
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 118

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Book Description
Kids love Kenn Nesbitt's hilarious poetry! With their rollicking rhythms, playful rhymes, and mischievous twists, kids can't stop reading these poems. The Armpit of Doom includes seventy new poems about crazy characters, funny families, peculiar pets, comical creatures, and much, much more.

Mistletoe and Rhyme

Mistletoe and Rhyme PDF Author: Nigel Smith
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781983115295
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 55

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Book Description
Enjoy Christmas with this hilarious compilation of silly rhymes for Christmas times, written and illustrated by Nigel SmithAmongst other things: Shriek ... as you find out why greyhounds are not just for Christmas!Gasp ... as you discover why an ostrich doesn't fly!and ... try to control your bladder when you find out what happened to 'Ralf' the greedy mutt!This festive companion also includes 4 unique 'puzzle poems' and some of the well-loved seasonal adventures of 'My Brother James, and Me', a series of funny rhymes about two naughty boys and their poor unfortunate father!This is a humorous read aloud delight with great poems to perform and share with family and friends. Suitable for very young adults to very old adults!What the critics said:'Beautifully conceived' ... Mary and Joseph'One Star' ... The ShepherdsVolume 2. 'Prose n' Turkeys' is also available

Christmas Poems

Christmas Poems PDF Author: U. A. Fanthorpe
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Christmas
Languages : en
Pages : 76

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Book Description
A late-flowering poet who was the imaginative voice of the chronically ignored and a witty sceptic of conventional thinking.

It's Christmas

It's Christmas PDF Author: Jack Prelutsky
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0688143938
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 50

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Book Description
Twelve humorous, easy-to-read poems that celebrate the spirit of Christmas. "The poems cover subjects of interest to children--making a Christmas list, performing in the school assembly, cutting a Christmas tree. Children enjoy Prelutsky's poetry, and`this book should prove no exception."--School Library Journal.

A Visit from St. Nicholas

A Visit from St. Nicholas PDF Author: Clement Clarke Moore
Publisher: Boston : Atlantic monthly Press
ISBN:
Category : Children's poetry, American
Languages : en
Pages : 20

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Book Description
A poem about the visit that Santa Claus pays to the children of the world during the night before every Christmas.

A Wayne in a Manger

A Wayne in a Manger PDF Author: Gervase Phinn
Publisher: Penguin UK
ISBN: 0141924748
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 95

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Book Description
A Wayne in a Manger is the hilarious compilation of nativity stories by Gervase Phinn. Discover some wonderfully funny and touching nativity play anecdotes, including children forgetting their lines, ad-libbing, falling of the stage, picking their noses and showing their knickers. One brilliant anecdote tells of an innkeeper who generously says there's plenty of room for Mary and Joseph, while another child, jealous of Joseph's starring role, allows Mary to come in but not Joseph, who can 'push off' ... There's the baby Jesus who suddenly pipes up with 'My name is Tammy, are you my Mommy?' and funniest of all, Mary who tells Joseph, 'I'm having a baby - oh and it's not yours'. Gervase Phinn's A Wayne in a Manger is the perfect gift this Christmas. 'Gervase Phinn's memoirs have made him a hero in school staff-rooms' Daily Telegraph Gervase Phinn is an author and educator from Rotherham who, after teaching for fourteen years in a variety of schools, moved to North Yorkshire to be a school inspector. He has written autobiographies, novels, plays, collections of poetry and stories, as well as a number of books about education. He holds five fellowships, honorary doctorates from Hull, Leicester and Sheffield Hallam universities, and is a patron of a number of children's charities and organizations. He is married with four adult children. His books include The Other Side of the Dale, Over Hill and Dale, Head Over Heels in the Dales,The Heart of the Dales, Up and Down in the Dales and Trouble at the Little Village School.