Author: Virginia Wade
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781478209829
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
On a weeklong outing in Mt. Hood National Forest, what begins as a flirty, fun-filled trip soon turns into a nightmare, when an ape-like creature kidnaps a group of teen girls with the purpose of procreating with them. Thus begins the erotic adventure of a lifetime, and an inconceivable love story between a young woman and her horny Sasquatch. "Right mix of horror and erotica" - Scarlett Jones. "If you like a skillfully developed group of characters, a descriptive setting, and a plot that actually has you rooting for the characters, you'll like this read."- Natalia Darque, author of Breeding Mom and Daughter and Breeding the Millionaire "...the abduction of the three girls by an old woman and her "son" leonard the bigfoot is treated like hostel; where the porn world meets the horror world. and it's not at all bad." - Karen Woodside, NY "I'm completely hooked on this series." - Katie Cramer, author of What Money Can Buy and Loving The Alien (Sci-Fi Tentacle Sex Erotica) (Quick and Dirty Reads)
Cum For Bigfoot
Author: Virginia Wade
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781478209829
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
On a weeklong outing in Mt. Hood National Forest, what begins as a flirty, fun-filled trip soon turns into a nightmare, when an ape-like creature kidnaps a group of teen girls with the purpose of procreating with them. Thus begins the erotic adventure of a lifetime, and an inconceivable love story between a young woman and her horny Sasquatch. "Right mix of horror and erotica" - Scarlett Jones. "If you like a skillfully developed group of characters, a descriptive setting, and a plot that actually has you rooting for the characters, you'll like this read."- Natalia Darque, author of Breeding Mom and Daughter and Breeding the Millionaire "...the abduction of the three girls by an old woman and her "son" leonard the bigfoot is treated like hostel; where the porn world meets the horror world. and it's not at all bad." - Karen Woodside, NY "I'm completely hooked on this series." - Katie Cramer, author of What Money Can Buy and Loving The Alien (Sci-Fi Tentacle Sex Erotica) (Quick and Dirty Reads)
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781478209829
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
On a weeklong outing in Mt. Hood National Forest, what begins as a flirty, fun-filled trip soon turns into a nightmare, when an ape-like creature kidnaps a group of teen girls with the purpose of procreating with them. Thus begins the erotic adventure of a lifetime, and an inconceivable love story between a young woman and her horny Sasquatch. "Right mix of horror and erotica" - Scarlett Jones. "If you like a skillfully developed group of characters, a descriptive setting, and a plot that actually has you rooting for the characters, you'll like this read."- Natalia Darque, author of Breeding Mom and Daughter and Breeding the Millionaire "...the abduction of the three girls by an old woman and her "son" leonard the bigfoot is treated like hostel; where the porn world meets the horror world. and it's not at all bad." - Karen Woodside, NY "I'm completely hooked on this series." - Katie Cramer, author of What Money Can Buy and Loving The Alien (Sci-Fi Tentacle Sex Erotica) (Quick and Dirty Reads)
Cum For Bigfoot
Author: Virginia Wade
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781479155835
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Kidnapped by horny, ape-like creatures in Mt. Hood National Forest, Porsche, Shelly, and Leslie find themselves in a lusty situation, as a tribe of Bigfoots use their willing, nubile bodies to satisfy their monster cocks. How can Porsche leave all of this behind and return to civilization? When she's in the arms of her Sasquatch, warm and snuggly in his matted fur, the only thoughts going through her mind are of utter bliss. But challenges abound for the star-crossed lovers, including Leonard's head injury, a devastating wildfire, and a sexy forest ranger named Mike. Will these obstacles shatter the growing love between an ape and its mate or will true love triumph? "The 'Bigfoot' series delivers a great buzz - characters to care about, an interesting plot with story arcs that extend over a couple of books, and down & dirty ape lovin'!" - MaryJaneZigZag, Wild Rose Country, CANADA "The idea behind Cum For Bigfoot and the rest of Virginia Wade's Monster Sex books are out there, they are obviously meant for fun and they deliver.This, as well as the others, is well-written engaging from beginning to end fun." - Michelle, The United States "What a scream this book was. I'm going to pick up the sequels too. I enjoyed Virginia Wade's paranormal story "The Demon In Alice" so I was expecting something unusual here. I never thought I'd enjoy Bigfoot sex in a million years but this is so well-written and just plain crazy that I couldn't help myself. I loved it." - interloper, UK "What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Persian Rug? The male protagonist in this book of course! Shaggy, but well equipped, Leonard has the equipment to make the teenage nympho Porsche squeal with delight." - Natalia Darque, author of Forced to Watch: The Breeding of My Wife and Blackmailed and Bred by Her Boss
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781479155835
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Kidnapped by horny, ape-like creatures in Mt. Hood National Forest, Porsche, Shelly, and Leslie find themselves in a lusty situation, as a tribe of Bigfoots use their willing, nubile bodies to satisfy their monster cocks. How can Porsche leave all of this behind and return to civilization? When she's in the arms of her Sasquatch, warm and snuggly in his matted fur, the only thoughts going through her mind are of utter bliss. But challenges abound for the star-crossed lovers, including Leonard's head injury, a devastating wildfire, and a sexy forest ranger named Mike. Will these obstacles shatter the growing love between an ape and its mate or will true love triumph? "The 'Bigfoot' series delivers a great buzz - characters to care about, an interesting plot with story arcs that extend over a couple of books, and down & dirty ape lovin'!" - MaryJaneZigZag, Wild Rose Country, CANADA "The idea behind Cum For Bigfoot and the rest of Virginia Wade's Monster Sex books are out there, they are obviously meant for fun and they deliver.This, as well as the others, is well-written engaging from beginning to end fun." - Michelle, The United States "What a scream this book was. I'm going to pick up the sequels too. I enjoyed Virginia Wade's paranormal story "The Demon In Alice" so I was expecting something unusual here. I never thought I'd enjoy Bigfoot sex in a million years but this is so well-written and just plain crazy that I couldn't help myself. I loved it." - interloper, UK "What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Persian Rug? The male protagonist in this book of course! Shaggy, but well equipped, Leonard has the equipment to make the teenage nympho Porsche squeal with delight." - Natalia Darque, author of Forced to Watch: The Breeding of My Wife and Blackmailed and Bred by Her Boss
Bigfoot and Other Legendary Creatures
Author: Paul Robert Walker
Publisher: San Diego : Harcourt Brace Jovanovich
ISBN: 9780152015510
Category : Monsters
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Explores the myths and scientific inquiries surrounding repeated sightings of such legendary creatures as the Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot, and the Yeti.
Publisher: San Diego : Harcourt Brace Jovanovich
ISBN: 9780152015510
Category : Monsters
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Explores the myths and scientific inquiries surrounding repeated sightings of such legendary creatures as the Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot, and the Yeti.
Boffing Bigfoot
Author: Ann L. Probe
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781492922674
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 30
Book Description
Warning: ADULTS ONLY! This story was written for people 18 and older, and features explicit sex between humans and non-human entities. Think you can handle it? Read at your own risk! A WORLD IN NEED When the military recruits Amy Rush, a nymphomaniac who craves fulfillment, to seduce and sleep with extraterrestrials in order to acquire their technologies, they know they're getting more than they bargained for. A WOMAN WHO NEEDS IT Amy loves the planet (hey, she's loved a lot of the people on the planet) so she's excited to try and help save the world, and if it means she gets laid by Bigfoot, she's willing to take one for the team. Or take two. Or three. Or, well, however much Bigfoot is willing to give. Of course when it comes to Bigfoot, his feet aren't the only big appendages. This short story clocks in around 4900 words, and was designed to be read with one hand free.
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781492922674
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 30
Book Description
Warning: ADULTS ONLY! This story was written for people 18 and older, and features explicit sex between humans and non-human entities. Think you can handle it? Read at your own risk! A WORLD IN NEED When the military recruits Amy Rush, a nymphomaniac who craves fulfillment, to seduce and sleep with extraterrestrials in order to acquire their technologies, they know they're getting more than they bargained for. A WOMAN WHO NEEDS IT Amy loves the planet (hey, she's loved a lot of the people on the planet) so she's excited to try and help save the world, and if it means she gets laid by Bigfoot, she's willing to take one for the team. Or take two. Or three. Or, well, however much Bigfoot is willing to give. Of course when it comes to Bigfoot, his feet aren't the only big appendages. This short story clocks in around 4900 words, and was designed to be read with one hand free.
Donations to Clarity
Author: Noah Baird
Publisher: Second Wind Publishing
ISBN: 1935171445
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 220
Book Description
The plan was simple: hoax bigfoot, then sell tours to bigfoot enthusiasts. The plan wasn't brilliant, and neither were Harry, Earl, and Patch. The three chemical-abusing friends only wanted to avoid the 9 to 5 rat race, but their antics attract the attention of a real bigfoot. When the misogynistic Earl is mistaken for a female bigfoot by the nearsighted creature and captured; it is just the beginning of their problems. The U.S. Government has a plan to naturalize the mythical creatures living within the U.S. borders. The problem is the plan needs to be carried out carefully. You can't just drop little green men and Sasquatch in the middle of Walmart without warning Ma and Pa Taxpayer. The naturalization program is not ready to be set into motion, and the rogue bigfoot is bringing too much attention to itself, including a feisty investigative reporter who uncovers the truth of the government conspiracy and two bigfoot researchers. No longer able to contain the situation, government agents are tasked with eliminating the bigfoot and all witnesses. Between bong hits and water balloon fights, Harry and Patch come up with a plan to save Earl and the lovestruck bigfoot. Where do you hide a giant, mythical creature? In an insane asylum, because who is going to listen to them? Along the way, the three friends learn Star Wars was a government training film for children, the truth behind Elvis meeting President Nixon, and the significance of the weight of the human turd.
Publisher: Second Wind Publishing
ISBN: 1935171445
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 220
Book Description
The plan was simple: hoax bigfoot, then sell tours to bigfoot enthusiasts. The plan wasn't brilliant, and neither were Harry, Earl, and Patch. The three chemical-abusing friends only wanted to avoid the 9 to 5 rat race, but their antics attract the attention of a real bigfoot. When the misogynistic Earl is mistaken for a female bigfoot by the nearsighted creature and captured; it is just the beginning of their problems. The U.S. Government has a plan to naturalize the mythical creatures living within the U.S. borders. The problem is the plan needs to be carried out carefully. You can't just drop little green men and Sasquatch in the middle of Walmart without warning Ma and Pa Taxpayer. The naturalization program is not ready to be set into motion, and the rogue bigfoot is bringing too much attention to itself, including a feisty investigative reporter who uncovers the truth of the government conspiracy and two bigfoot researchers. No longer able to contain the situation, government agents are tasked with eliminating the bigfoot and all witnesses. Between bong hits and water balloon fights, Harry and Patch come up with a plan to save Earl and the lovestruck bigfoot. Where do you hide a giant, mythical creature? In an insane asylum, because who is going to listen to them? Along the way, the three friends learn Star Wars was a government training film for children, the truth behind Elvis meeting President Nixon, and the significance of the weight of the human turd.
Dark Woods
Author: Jay C. Kumar
Publisher: Berkley
ISBN: 9780425197073
Category : Horror tales
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
One of America's premier outdoor writers delivers a fascinating debut novel. When hunters report they've wounded a strange--and big--animal, Deputy Frank Vaughan goes in search of it. But the only thing more terrifying than what he's hunting is what is hunting him. Original.
Publisher: Berkley
ISBN: 9780425197073
Category : Horror tales
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
One of America's premier outdoor writers delivers a fascinating debut novel. When hunters report they've wounded a strange--and big--animal, Deputy Frank Vaughan goes in search of it. But the only thing more terrifying than what he's hunting is what is hunting him. Original.
Jane's Playmates
Author: Virginia Wade
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781479202461
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Deep in the heart of Africa, Jane searches for her long lost father, the famous explorer, Author Tennent. Her uptight chaperone, Evelyn, is hiding a dirty secret. She's been administering a "soothing technique" to her young ward for years, and society would be scandalized, if they knew what it was. A rough and tumble Texan by the name of Maxwell Collins heads the expedition. He's unabashedly interested in the lovely Miss Tennent and harbors a rather stiff crush. Natives with cocks the size of tree trunks, a great white-ape who enjoys kidnapping women and having his way with them, and an orgy loving chief, all play a role in this adventurous story about lust and love. "The scene was set so that you could visualize the jungle, heat and lack of civilization. Once the ride started it was on, I was hooked. Vivid hot detail throughout. Hope Jane has more playmates in her next adventure."- Stephluve, Texas "I thoroughly enjoyed this romp." - Juanita Blau, NJ "This title reminds me of Victorian Erotica and for those who love that genre, don't pass this one up. The premise, writing and scenes are hot!" - RomanceLover
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781479202461
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Deep in the heart of Africa, Jane searches for her long lost father, the famous explorer, Author Tennent. Her uptight chaperone, Evelyn, is hiding a dirty secret. She's been administering a "soothing technique" to her young ward for years, and society would be scandalized, if they knew what it was. A rough and tumble Texan by the name of Maxwell Collins heads the expedition. He's unabashedly interested in the lovely Miss Tennent and harbors a rather stiff crush. Natives with cocks the size of tree trunks, a great white-ape who enjoys kidnapping women and having his way with them, and an orgy loving chief, all play a role in this adventurous story about lust and love. "The scene was set so that you could visualize the jungle, heat and lack of civilization. Once the ride started it was on, I was hooked. Vivid hot detail throughout. Hope Jane has more playmates in her next adventure."- Stephluve, Texas "I thoroughly enjoyed this romp." - Juanita Blau, NJ "This title reminds me of Victorian Erotica and for those who love that genre, don't pass this one up. The premise, writing and scenes are hot!" - RomanceLover
One for the Books
Author: Joe Queenan
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101601191
Category : Literary Criticism
Languages : en
Pages : 192
Book Description
One of America’s leading humorists and author of the bestseller Closing Time examines his own obsession with books Joe Queenan became a voracious reader as a means of escape from a joyless childhood in a Philadelphia housing project. In the years since then he has dedicated himself to an assortment of idiosyncratic reading challenges: spending a year reading only short books, spending a year reading books he always suspected he would hate, spending a year reading books he picked with his eyes closed. In One for the Books, Queenan tries to come to terms with his own eccentric reading style—how many more books will he have time to read in his lifetime? Why does he refuse to read books hailed by reviewers as “astonishing”? Why does he refuse to lend out books? Will he ever buy an e-book? Why does he habitually read thirty to forty books simultaneously? Why are there so many people to whom the above questions do not even matter—and what do they read? Acerbically funny yet passionate and oddly affectionate, One for the Books is a reading experience that true book lovers will find unforgettable.
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101601191
Category : Literary Criticism
Languages : en
Pages : 192
Book Description
One of America’s leading humorists and author of the bestseller Closing Time examines his own obsession with books Joe Queenan became a voracious reader as a means of escape from a joyless childhood in a Philadelphia housing project. In the years since then he has dedicated himself to an assortment of idiosyncratic reading challenges: spending a year reading only short books, spending a year reading books he always suspected he would hate, spending a year reading books he picked with his eyes closed. In One for the Books, Queenan tries to come to terms with his own eccentric reading style—how many more books will he have time to read in his lifetime? Why does he refuse to read books hailed by reviewers as “astonishing”? Why does he refuse to lend out books? Will he ever buy an e-book? Why does he habitually read thirty to forty books simultaneously? Why are there so many people to whom the above questions do not even matter—and what do they read? Acerbically funny yet passionate and oddly affectionate, One for the Books is a reading experience that true book lovers will find unforgettable.
Hot Pterodactyl Boyfriend
Author: Alan Cumyn
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1481439804
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 416
Book Description
Everything changes for a teenaged girl with a perfectly controlled life when she falls for the hot new first-ever interspecies transfer student, a pterodactyl named Pyke.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1481439804
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 416
Book Description
Everything changes for a teenaged girl with a perfectly controlled life when she falls for the hot new first-ever interspecies transfer student, a pterodactyl named Pyke.
One for the Books
Author: Jenn McKinlay
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0593101766
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 322
Book Description
Wedding bells are ringing in the latest page-turning Library Lover's Mystery from the New York Times bestselling author of Word to the Wise. Love is in the air in Briar Creek as library director Lindsey Norris and boat captain Mike (Sully) Sullivan are finally tying the knot. The entire town is excited for the happy day, and Lindsey and Sully's plan for a small wedding evaporates as more and more people insist upon attending the event of the year. When Lindsey and her crafternoon pals head out to Bell Island to see if it can accommodate the ever-expanding guest list, they are horrified to discover a body washed up on the rocky shore. Even worse, Lindsey recognizes the man as the justice of the peace who was supposed to officiate her wedding ceremony. When it becomes clear he was murdered, Lindsey can't help but wonder if it had to do with the wedding. Now she has to book it to solve the mystery before it ends her happily ever after before it's even begun....
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0593101766
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 322
Book Description
Wedding bells are ringing in the latest page-turning Library Lover's Mystery from the New York Times bestselling author of Word to the Wise. Love is in the air in Briar Creek as library director Lindsey Norris and boat captain Mike (Sully) Sullivan are finally tying the knot. The entire town is excited for the happy day, and Lindsey and Sully's plan for a small wedding evaporates as more and more people insist upon attending the event of the year. When Lindsey and her crafternoon pals head out to Bell Island to see if it can accommodate the ever-expanding guest list, they are horrified to discover a body washed up on the rocky shore. Even worse, Lindsey recognizes the man as the justice of the peace who was supposed to officiate her wedding ceremony. When it becomes clear he was murdered, Lindsey can't help but wonder if it had to do with the wedding. Now she has to book it to solve the mystery before it ends her happily ever after before it's even begun....