Author: Joanne Kimes
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440501173
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 111
Book Description
These days, Christmas lights adorn front porches before the Thanksgiving turkey is even in the oven. Plane tickets to visit hardly-missed relatives cost more than the suitcase full of presents people have to lug across the country. And radios everywhere play songs about that fat guy in a red suit on an endless loop. Yes, it’s official: Christmas Sucks. This title is a humorous look at America’s commercialization of the Christmas holiday season and the terrible travel, inordinate amount of preparation, and family strife that accompanies it. You can commiserate with the fact that everyone drives themselves into debt buying gifts, no one enjoys seeing long-lost relatives, and everyone is creeped out by the department store Santa. With twelve days of Christmas, there’s plenty of reasons why this is far from the most wonderful time of the year.
Christmas Sucks
Author: Joanne Kimes
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440501173
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 111
Book Description
These days, Christmas lights adorn front porches before the Thanksgiving turkey is even in the oven. Plane tickets to visit hardly-missed relatives cost more than the suitcase full of presents people have to lug across the country. And radios everywhere play songs about that fat guy in a red suit on an endless loop. Yes, it’s official: Christmas Sucks. This title is a humorous look at America’s commercialization of the Christmas holiday season and the terrible travel, inordinate amount of preparation, and family strife that accompanies it. You can commiserate with the fact that everyone drives themselves into debt buying gifts, no one enjoys seeing long-lost relatives, and everyone is creeped out by the department store Santa. With twelve days of Christmas, there’s plenty of reasons why this is far from the most wonderful time of the year.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440501173
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 111
Book Description
These days, Christmas lights adorn front porches before the Thanksgiving turkey is even in the oven. Plane tickets to visit hardly-missed relatives cost more than the suitcase full of presents people have to lug across the country. And radios everywhere play songs about that fat guy in a red suit on an endless loop. Yes, it’s official: Christmas Sucks. This title is a humorous look at America’s commercialization of the Christmas holiday season and the terrible travel, inordinate amount of preparation, and family strife that accompanies it. You can commiserate with the fact that everyone drives themselves into debt buying gifts, no one enjoys seeing long-lost relatives, and everyone is creeped out by the department store Santa. With twelve days of Christmas, there’s plenty of reasons why this is far from the most wonderful time of the year.
Author: Maribeth R. Ditmars
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 0595325203
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 219
Book Description
"Take him home, and enjoy the time that you have left," the doctors said. Fourteen-year old Christopher was losing his battle with leukemia. "Christopher's Journey" is the story of a remarkable young man's four years of cancer treatments, and the many lives that he touched along the way. "Christopher's Journey" chronicles Chris's chemotherapy treatments, his irrepressible antics, and finally, his insightful acceptance of his own mortality. In many ways the book is like a pediatric version of "Tuesdays With Morrie" by Mitch Albom because it also alternates between journal entries, reflection, and narrative. Walk in the shoes of the Ditmars family as they face a childhood devastated by terminal cancer. Share Chris's unique character and unflappable humor, such as the time he glued a quarter to the floor in his hospital room and kept a tally of the ill-fated attempts to retrieve it, or when he found out he was terminal, and he asked his favorite nurse to hurry up and marry him before it was too late. Follow "Christopher's Journey as it winds its way through the tears and the laughter to a place of peace and hope.
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 0595325203
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 219
Book Description
"Take him home, and enjoy the time that you have left," the doctors said. Fourteen-year old Christopher was losing his battle with leukemia. "Christopher's Journey" is the story of a remarkable young man's four years of cancer treatments, and the many lives that he touched along the way. "Christopher's Journey" chronicles Chris's chemotherapy treatments, his irrepressible antics, and finally, his insightful acceptance of his own mortality. In many ways the book is like a pediatric version of "Tuesdays With Morrie" by Mitch Albom because it also alternates between journal entries, reflection, and narrative. Walk in the shoes of the Ditmars family as they face a childhood devastated by terminal cancer. Share Chris's unique character and unflappable humor, such as the time he glued a quarter to the floor in his hospital room and kept a tally of the ill-fated attempts to retrieve it, or when he found out he was terminal, and he asked his favorite nurse to hurry up and marry him before it was too late. Follow "Christopher's Journey as it winds its way through the tears and the laughter to a place of peace and hope.
The Atheist's Guide to Christmas
Author: Robin Harvie
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062064274
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 322
Book Description
This funny, festive, and thoughtful collection delves into age-old holiday questions for the non-believer—like what do you get an atheist for Christmas? If you’re an atheist, you don’t believe in the three wise men, so this Christmas, we bring you not three, but forty-two wise men and women, bearing gifts of comedy, science, philosophy, the arts, and knowledge. What does it feel like to be born on Christmas day? How can you most effectively use lights to make your house visible from space? And where can you listen to the echoes of the Big Bang on December 25? The Atheist’s Guide to Christmas answers all these questions and more: Richard Dawkins tells an original Christmas story. Phil Plait fact-checks the Star of Bethlehem. Neal Pollack teaches his family a lesson on holiday spirit. Simon Singh offers a very special scientific experiment. Simon le Bon loses his faith (but keeps church music). AC Grayling explains how to have a truly happy Christmas. Plus thirty-six other brilliant, funny, free-thinking pieces perfect for anyone who doesn’t think of holidays as holy days.
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062064274
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 322
Book Description
This funny, festive, and thoughtful collection delves into age-old holiday questions for the non-believer—like what do you get an atheist for Christmas? If you’re an atheist, you don’t believe in the three wise men, so this Christmas, we bring you not three, but forty-two wise men and women, bearing gifts of comedy, science, philosophy, the arts, and knowledge. What does it feel like to be born on Christmas day? How can you most effectively use lights to make your house visible from space? And where can you listen to the echoes of the Big Bang on December 25? The Atheist’s Guide to Christmas answers all these questions and more: Richard Dawkins tells an original Christmas story. Phil Plait fact-checks the Star of Bethlehem. Neal Pollack teaches his family a lesson on holiday spirit. Simon Singh offers a very special scientific experiment. Simon le Bon loses his faith (but keeps church music). AC Grayling explains how to have a truly happy Christmas. Plus thirty-six other brilliant, funny, free-thinking pieces perfect for anyone who doesn’t think of holidays as holy days.
A Complicated Christmas
Author: Barbara Butterfield
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 411
Book Description
As the Christmas season approaches, the SCPD is steadily negotiating a morass of calls the likes of which could easily rival the most brutal Halloween. Cody Weston, a 32-year-old law enforcement officer has been employed by SCPD for the last three years. Cody thought he had seen it all. Not even close. One day he happens to meet a nurse: 29-year-old Braelyn Robbins. Let’s just say their friendship started off with an unavoidable bang. Little did they suspect that a chance meeting one cold Christmas night would cause them to face their fears, as well as their future ... together.
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 411
Book Description
As the Christmas season approaches, the SCPD is steadily negotiating a morass of calls the likes of which could easily rival the most brutal Halloween. Cody Weston, a 32-year-old law enforcement officer has been employed by SCPD for the last three years. Cody thought he had seen it all. Not even close. One day he happens to meet a nurse: 29-year-old Braelyn Robbins. Let’s just say their friendship started off with an unavoidable bang. Little did they suspect that a chance meeting one cold Christmas night would cause them to face their fears, as well as their future ... together.
A Most Mizerable Christmas
Author: Mick Foley
Publisher: Bradygames
ISBN: 9781465403452
Category : Bullying
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
For years, Miz has bullied the kids of Wrescal Lane, yet managed to stay on Santa's good list. A new kid arrives and shakes the foundations of Miz's selfish beliefs, and sets in motion a chain of events that includes Miz trying to fool Santa. Full color.
Publisher: Bradygames
ISBN: 9781465403452
Category : Bullying
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
For years, Miz has bullied the kids of Wrescal Lane, yet managed to stay on Santa's good list. A new kid arrives and shakes the foundations of Miz's selfish beliefs, and sets in motion a chain of events that includes Miz trying to fool Santa. Full color.
Operation White Out
Author: Robert G. Williscroft
Publisher: Fresh Ink Group
ISBN: 1947893718
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 426
Book Description
Recovering from his Operation Arctic Sting injuries, USS Teuthis Executive Officer Mac McDowell is tasked with laying SOSUS arrays in the southern Atlantic and off Thurston Island, Western Antarctica. Teuthis tangles with Argentine subs in the south Atlantic, then confronts a ChiCom sub off Thurston Island. Mac and his team experience serious setbacks at the hands of the ChiComs while installing a relay transmitter on a nearby mountain peak. Teuthis discovers an underwater oil operation off Thurston Island and is tasked with escorting a Taiwanese sub and underwater tanker under the cover of the largest military marine exercise since World War II: PacEx89. Teuthis is attacked by a Chinese Han-class sub and a previously unknown North Korean AIP sub despite the protection provided by three U.S. fast-attack subs. Will Mac and Teuthis complete their mission, or will they finally meet their watery graves on the Pacific Ocean abyssal plain?
Publisher: Fresh Ink Group
ISBN: 1947893718
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 426
Book Description
Recovering from his Operation Arctic Sting injuries, USS Teuthis Executive Officer Mac McDowell is tasked with laying SOSUS arrays in the southern Atlantic and off Thurston Island, Western Antarctica. Teuthis tangles with Argentine subs in the south Atlantic, then confronts a ChiCom sub off Thurston Island. Mac and his team experience serious setbacks at the hands of the ChiComs while installing a relay transmitter on a nearby mountain peak. Teuthis discovers an underwater oil operation off Thurston Island and is tasked with escorting a Taiwanese sub and underwater tanker under the cover of the largest military marine exercise since World War II: PacEx89. Teuthis is attacked by a Chinese Han-class sub and a previously unknown North Korean AIP sub despite the protection provided by three U.S. fast-attack subs. Will Mac and Teuthis complete their mission, or will they finally meet their watery graves on the Pacific Ocean abyssal plain?
This Year, Maybe
Author: Jenny Gladwell
Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton
ISBN: 1529302722
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 301
Book Description
'A moving novel with unforgettable characters' - Closer 'A brilliant read' - Bella Sometimes you have to fall apart to become whole again... Kate is a successful interior designer with two wonderful kids. Kate is also a recent widow, a grieving daughter and worrying about how to pay the bills. Her life might look perfect from the outside, but making things look better than they are is just how Kate copes. Her mother, Jean, worries about her - but she has her own problems. A mystery from the past has come back to haunt her, and she decides now is the time to put the pieces together. When romance makes an appearance in both their lives, can mother and daughter lay the past to rest - and begin again? 'A great piece of storytelling - it swept me away' Sue Moorcroft on A Gift in December
Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton
ISBN: 1529302722
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 301
Book Description
'A moving novel with unforgettable characters' - Closer 'A brilliant read' - Bella Sometimes you have to fall apart to become whole again... Kate is a successful interior designer with two wonderful kids. Kate is also a recent widow, a grieving daughter and worrying about how to pay the bills. Her life might look perfect from the outside, but making things look better than they are is just how Kate copes. Her mother, Jean, worries about her - but she has her own problems. A mystery from the past has come back to haunt her, and she decides now is the time to put the pieces together. When romance makes an appearance in both their lives, can mother and daughter lay the past to rest - and begin again? 'A great piece of storytelling - it swept me away' Sue Moorcroft on A Gift in December
Paper Angels
Author: Joe Beine
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 0595191940
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 114
Book Description
“Dreaming is the only way an adult can become like a child again.”Paper Angels collects many of the annual Christmas stories written by Joe Beine, who has been sending them to friends for over a decade. In “Strings” and its sequel “Dodging Snowflakes,” we watch twelve-year-old Ellen as she begins to find her way in the adult world.Two stories about whimsical goblins add a touch of laughter to the proceedings. Three angels, Arianne, Jessi and Isabelle, wander through half of the book’s stories. Arianne and Jessi transform San Francisco’s Golden Gate Bridge into a cathedral. Isabelle tells a mysterious tale about two children’s snowy playtime. Together these wistful tales capture the peculiar magic of the Christmas season.
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 0595191940
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 114
Book Description
“Dreaming is the only way an adult can become like a child again.”Paper Angels collects many of the annual Christmas stories written by Joe Beine, who has been sending them to friends for over a decade. In “Strings” and its sequel “Dodging Snowflakes,” we watch twelve-year-old Ellen as she begins to find her way in the adult world.Two stories about whimsical goblins add a touch of laughter to the proceedings. Three angels, Arianne, Jessi and Isabelle, wander through half of the book’s stories. Arianne and Jessi transform San Francisco’s Golden Gate Bridge into a cathedral. Isabelle tells a mysterious tale about two children’s snowy playtime. Together these wistful tales capture the peculiar magic of the Christmas season.
Text Me, Cupid
Author: M. Jane Colette
Publisher: GENRES were made to be BROKEN
ISBN: 1775180999
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 356
Book Description
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Publisher: GENRES were made to be BROKEN
ISBN: 1775180999
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 356
Book Description
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Devil Drove Down to Jersey
Author: Louis Morris
Publisher: Louis Morris
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 358
Book Description
A dark and humorous tale of horror and woe concerning an unwitting salesman turned devil who finds himself just a tad behind on his infernal quota.
Publisher: Louis Morris
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 358
Book Description
A dark and humorous tale of horror and woe concerning an unwitting salesman turned devil who finds himself just a tad behind on his infernal quota.