Author: B. Sherman
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1430300647
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 270
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CAUGHT IN THE SHOWER WITHOUT A PENCIL is B. Elwin Sherman's rapid-fire patchwork of Baby Boomer humor. If you've ever been caught in the shower without a pencil, (and you know what that means) you'll find what you meant to say here --- from the rubble of 9/11's "Ground Zero Genesis," to the revelation of a child's grace in "The God Cartoon, And Long May It Rain." Ninety-one hilarious ways to relive it all --- and laugh until you dry.
Author: B. Elwin Sherman
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0998249440
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 98
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WHO ARE THE DIOECIANS? They are one man and one woman of the traditional opposite sexes, married later in life after surviving other marriages, divorces, lovers, deaths, abortions, children, careers and travelogues, planned and abrupt, overplayed and unrequited, and how they now lose and find each other's mind, body and soul in the labyrinths of love --- his and hers.
Author: B. Elwin Sherman
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1430317957
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 182
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Everyone should have a legacy. Ask yourself today what you'd most want to be remembered for tomorrow if you died tonight. You should have an answer at the ready. Yes, it's true, according to our 43rd President, that "you never know what your history is going to be like until long after you're gone," but that shouldn't stop you from considering who you were while you still are. Welcome to Bush Country, and the landscape of its linquistic legacy.
Author: B. Elwin Sherman
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0998249416
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 111
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Trouble on the homefront? Overworked at the office? Pets too picky? Can't find the humor in anything anymore? DEAR WITBONES may just change your life, with a smile or two to spare. One disclaimer: If you need serious lovelorn help from an "agony aunt," please call your mother's sister first. If she's busy and already has enough trouble with your agony uncle, DEAR WITBONES is here for you. You could do a lot worse, and if you're here, you probably have. Witboner [whit-bon-er] Word Origin: noun 1. A question submitted to B. Elwin Sherman's agony uncle advice column. 2. Any individual who poses such a question.
Author: B. Elwin Sherman
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0615382967
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 137
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B. Elwin Sherman is a humorist/author living in the New Hampshire North Country, where he writes a syndicated humor column and often reinvents "the cottage industry survival kit." His books have gone largely unheralded, "because I do nothing to promote them. No one should ever have a legacy before they're dead. Life is embarrassing enough without that." He first read Richard Gary Brautigan's works in college, "when everyone else was lugging around Nietzsche and Kant for ballast. I kept In Watermelon Sugar in my hand because there was a tsunami on the horizon, and there I was without a beach umbrella."
Author: Mrs. Oliphant (Margaret)
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Category : Florence (Italy)
Languages : en
Pages : 474
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Author: Harold Wallace Ross
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Literature
Languages : en
Pages : 2002
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Author: Margaret Oliphant
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ISBN:
Category : Florence (Italy)
Languages : en
Pages : 474
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Author: Mrs. Margaret Oliphant (Wilson) Oliphant
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Languages : en
Pages : 550
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Author: Laura Trentham
Publisher: Laura Huskins
ISBN: 1946306177
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 307
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On the surface Logan Wilde is all good-old-boy charm and humor. Even though he’s cleaned up his act and turned into an upstanding business owner, he can't seem to outrun his hell-raising reputation. When a straightlaced executive with long legs and high heels rolls into town to lure him to the big city, he’s tempted to get a little wild—and bring her along on the ride. Three rules govern Jessica Montgomery’s life—stay calm, stay professional, stay in control. Her dream job of CFO of the family business is within reach—if she can convince one sexy, stubborn Alabama restaurateur that his dream job is managing their flagship restaurant in Atlanta. Desperate to convince Logan to sign on the dotted line, Jessica is forced out of her comfort zone and into Logan’s world of serene forests, high school football, and a close-knit small town. While she can’t quite close the deal, a new offer is on the table that includes steamy nights in Logan’s bed (and other places) and the possibility of a lasting love—if Jessica is brave enough to chase a new dream. Warning: Contains explosive chemistry, lots of laughs, and a leap into the crazy unknown. Opposites attract when a former bad boy with a heart of gold meets a straightlaced woman with passion to spare in this sexy addition to the small town Sweet Home Alabama series.
