Author: Kendall Grey
Publisher: Howling Mad Press, LLC
ISBN: 1947830201
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 249
Book Description
All’s fair in love and war … And this is war Family is just the worst. We’ve all got that one cousin who’s a raging turdhammer. My family thinks it’s me: Loki, God of Mischief Extraordinaire. But it’s not. It’s not even Thor, hammer references aside. It’s Odin, the AllDick. Listen, I’m not mad that I woke up in a woman’s body after the apocalypse. These things happen. The problem is, Odin stole my runes. You know, the ones that keep me smart, charming, and oh yeah, immortal. With the AllDick cockblocking my every move, a frenemy chicken interfering in my biz, and the strange, delicious feelings this new body has for the knight-in-modern armor who keeps coming to my rescue, I’ll need every weapon in my war chest (which is bodaciously big—gods, how do you ladies sleep on these things?) if I’m going to survive. Although, I’ve never been one for the bare minimum. Why only survive when I can thrive? If Odin thought Ragnarok was bad, he’s in for the ride of his afterlife when he gets a load of the new me. Book 1 in the Asgard Awakening urban fantasy comedy series
Runed
Author: Kendall Grey
Publisher: Howling Mad Press, LLC
ISBN: 1947830201
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 249
Book Description
All’s fair in love and war … And this is war Family is just the worst. We’ve all got that one cousin who’s a raging turdhammer. My family thinks it’s me: Loki, God of Mischief Extraordinaire. But it’s not. It’s not even Thor, hammer references aside. It’s Odin, the AllDick. Listen, I’m not mad that I woke up in a woman’s body after the apocalypse. These things happen. The problem is, Odin stole my runes. You know, the ones that keep me smart, charming, and oh yeah, immortal. With the AllDick cockblocking my every move, a frenemy chicken interfering in my biz, and the strange, delicious feelings this new body has for the knight-in-modern armor who keeps coming to my rescue, I’ll need every weapon in my war chest (which is bodaciously big—gods, how do you ladies sleep on these things?) if I’m going to survive. Although, I’ve never been one for the bare minimum. Why only survive when I can thrive? If Odin thought Ragnarok was bad, he’s in for the ride of his afterlife when he gets a load of the new me. Book 1 in the Asgard Awakening urban fantasy comedy series
Publisher: Howling Mad Press, LLC
ISBN: 1947830201
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 249
Book Description
All’s fair in love and war … And this is war Family is just the worst. We’ve all got that one cousin who’s a raging turdhammer. My family thinks it’s me: Loki, God of Mischief Extraordinaire. But it’s not. It’s not even Thor, hammer references aside. It’s Odin, the AllDick. Listen, I’m not mad that I woke up in a woman’s body after the apocalypse. These things happen. The problem is, Odin stole my runes. You know, the ones that keep me smart, charming, and oh yeah, immortal. With the AllDick cockblocking my every move, a frenemy chicken interfering in my biz, and the strange, delicious feelings this new body has for the knight-in-modern armor who keeps coming to my rescue, I’ll need every weapon in my war chest (which is bodaciously big—gods, how do you ladies sleep on these things?) if I’m going to survive. Although, I’ve never been one for the bare minimum. Why only survive when I can thrive? If Odin thought Ragnarok was bad, he’s in for the ride of his afterlife when he gets a load of the new me. Book 1 in the Asgard Awakening urban fantasy comedy series
Gilded
Author: Kendall Grey
Publisher: Howling Mad Press, LLC
ISBN: 1947830260
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 321
Book Description
Not all that glitters is gold Where better to learn that lesson than in the hallowed halls of the gilded Nine Realms Resort and Casino in Las Vegas? Odin, aka Alldickhead, has led me on a merry chase—if you consider foul-mouthed mobster hummingbirds, a bisexual millionaire cross-dresser, and heartbreak to be merry. To be fair, the millionaire is quite merry, but it’s hard to appreciate good drag when you’re about to die. When things can’t get worse, my Aunt Flo pays a visit. I suppose there’s a price for rocking this awesome body, and Ragnarok in my pants is the fee. (Mad respect to those who bleed for seven days and don’t die. Or kill anyone.) Odin remains one step ahead, lobbing unwanted surprises that could destroy the first real friendships I’ve had in centuries and torpedo my romance with the hot AF Gunnar Magnusson, not to mention, obliterate any chance of retrieving my runes. But yours truly isn’t giving up. In fact, I’m laying all my chips on the table. You can’t con a con man, my friends. As Asgard is about to be reminded, they don’t call Loki the trickster god for nothin’. Book 2 in the Asgard Awakening urban fantasy comedy series
Publisher: Howling Mad Press, LLC
ISBN: 1947830260
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 321
Book Description
Not all that glitters is gold Where better to learn that lesson than in the hallowed halls of the gilded Nine Realms Resort and Casino in Las Vegas? Odin, aka Alldickhead, has led me on a merry chase—if you consider foul-mouthed mobster hummingbirds, a bisexual millionaire cross-dresser, and heartbreak to be merry. To be fair, the millionaire is quite merry, but it’s hard to appreciate good drag when you’re about to die. When things can’t get worse, my Aunt Flo pays a visit. I suppose there’s a price for rocking this awesome body, and Ragnarok in my pants is the fee. (Mad respect to those who bleed for seven days and don’t die. Or kill anyone.) Odin remains one step ahead, lobbing unwanted surprises that could destroy the first real friendships I’ve had in centuries and torpedo my romance with the hot AF Gunnar Magnusson, not to mention, obliterate any chance of retrieving my runes. But yours truly isn’t giving up. In fact, I’m laying all my chips on the table. You can’t con a con man, my friends. As Asgard is about to be reminded, they don’t call Loki the trickster god for nothin’. Book 2 in the Asgard Awakening urban fantasy comedy series
Fooled
Author: Kendall Grey
Publisher: Howling Mad Press, LLC
ISBN: 1947830325
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 390
Book Description
Fools rush in where gods fear to tread Hear that rumble? No, it’s not my stomach, though I could really go for a goat or three. It’s Thor. THE Thor who threatened to knock my head off with his stupid hammer back in the Viking Age. As of ten minutes ago, he was also my buddy, but revelatory runes and pissy Norns have a penchant for crapping on the great (former) god Loki. If mortality is a thorn in my side, Thor is a spiked baseball bat suppository. But my enemy-turned-friend-turned-raging-berserker-maniac is only the tip of my massive iceberg of problems. Thor’s daddy Odin wants a piece of me, preferably the piece that keeps me breathing. Strange things are afoot at the Asgard Awakening television studio in Los Angeles where my friends and I are about to guest star on the popular program. With a sudden shift in control behind the scenes of the show, mysterious players are arriving on set, and nothing is as it seems. As destructive forces from my past resurface in a disturbing pattern I know all too well, I’m having second thoughts about restarting Ragnarok. My immortality is no longer the only thing on the line. The entire planet is up for grabs if I don’t stop the Odin crime family. FOOLED is the fourth and final book in the Asgard Awakening urban fantasy comedy series
Publisher: Howling Mad Press, LLC
ISBN: 1947830325
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 390
Book Description
Fools rush in where gods fear to tread Hear that rumble? No, it’s not my stomach, though I could really go for a goat or three. It’s Thor. THE Thor who threatened to knock my head off with his stupid hammer back in the Viking Age. As of ten minutes ago, he was also my buddy, but revelatory runes and pissy Norns have a penchant for crapping on the great (former) god Loki. If mortality is a thorn in my side, Thor is a spiked baseball bat suppository. But my enemy-turned-friend-turned-raging-berserker-maniac is only the tip of my massive iceberg of problems. Thor’s daddy Odin wants a piece of me, preferably the piece that keeps me breathing. Strange things are afoot at the Asgard Awakening television studio in Los Angeles where my friends and I are about to guest star on the popular program. With a sudden shift in control behind the scenes of the show, mysterious players are arriving on set, and nothing is as it seems. As destructive forces from my past resurface in a disturbing pattern I know all too well, I’m having second thoughts about restarting Ragnarok. My immortality is no longer the only thing on the line. The entire planet is up for grabs if I don’t stop the Odin crime family. FOOLED is the fourth and final book in the Asgard Awakening urban fantasy comedy series
Falling for Mr. Slater
Author: Kendall Day
Publisher: Howling Mad Press, LLC
ISBN: 1947830015
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 281
Book Description
Publisher: Howling Mad Press, LLC
ISBN: 1947830015
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 281
Book Description
Dragged
Author: Kendall Grey
Publisher: Howling Mad Press, LLC
ISBN: 1947830287
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 363
Book Description
Friends can be such a drag Hello again. It’s me, your favorite reincarnated Norse trickster god, Loki. I still have boobs. I’m also suffering from a health issue that has a 99.43% chance of permanently ending me (assuming the Norns don’t get to me first). And I can’t find my immortality rune. And the runes I did recover are playing fisticuffs with each other. And I’ve been cursed with an inability to lie. One by one, my new friends are turning out to be old foes. Oh, and did I mention I accidentally on purpose destroyed Odin’s gazillion-dollar business investment, and now he’s sharpening his spear for me too? I hate Tuesdays. But I finally got a lead on another rune. With a trip to a drag queen pageant in San Francisco in my future, I just have to convince my friends Gunnar Magnusson, Freddie, and Darryl Donovan that they’re destined to change the world in dresses and heels. That would transform this terrible Tuesday into the funnest Frigg-ing Friday since Ragnarok.
Publisher: Howling Mad Press, LLC
ISBN: 1947830287
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 363
Book Description
Friends can be such a drag Hello again. It’s me, your favorite reincarnated Norse trickster god, Loki. I still have boobs. I’m also suffering from a health issue that has a 99.43% chance of permanently ending me (assuming the Norns don’t get to me first). And I can’t find my immortality rune. And the runes I did recover are playing fisticuffs with each other. And I’ve been cursed with an inability to lie. One by one, my new friends are turning out to be old foes. Oh, and did I mention I accidentally on purpose destroyed Odin’s gazillion-dollar business investment, and now he’s sharpening his spear for me too? I hate Tuesdays. But I finally got a lead on another rune. With a trip to a drag queen pageant in San Francisco in my future, I just have to convince my friends Gunnar Magnusson, Freddie, and Darryl Donovan that they’re destined to change the world in dresses and heels. That would transform this terrible Tuesday into the funnest Frigg-ing Friday since Ragnarok.
Coda
Author: Kendall Grey
Publisher: Howling Mad Press, LLC
ISBN: 1947830341
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 370
Book Description
“I loved those f*ckers. Even when I hated them.” —Letty Dillinger At the height of their career, Killer Buzz Float stormed the music world with a unique 1970s retro vibe. Founded in 2013 by raspy-voiced singer Letty, sexy bassist Shades, cocky lead guitarist Rax, creepy rhythm guitarist Toombs, and shy drummer Jinx, this powerhouse rock band out of Athens, Georgia blazed an indomitable trail of explosive sights and sounds along their meteoric rise to fame. But things have changed in the eight years since their one and only Top 40 hit. After the band got its first taste of success, everything fell apart. Some of the members have moved on to bigger and better things, while others are scraping by. Reunion rumors surface from time to time, but fans say without Killer Buzz Float's electrifying lead singer, it just wouldn't be the same. Letty Dillinger is dead. Long live Letty Dillinger. Long live The Rock. * CODA is the sixth and final book in the Hard Rock Harlots series, but it can be read as a standalone. Contains graphic language and sex. Adults only.
Publisher: Howling Mad Press, LLC
ISBN: 1947830341
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 370
Book Description
“I loved those f*ckers. Even when I hated them.” —Letty Dillinger At the height of their career, Killer Buzz Float stormed the music world with a unique 1970s retro vibe. Founded in 2013 by raspy-voiced singer Letty, sexy bassist Shades, cocky lead guitarist Rax, creepy rhythm guitarist Toombs, and shy drummer Jinx, this powerhouse rock band out of Athens, Georgia blazed an indomitable trail of explosive sights and sounds along their meteoric rise to fame. But things have changed in the eight years since their one and only Top 40 hit. After the band got its first taste of success, everything fell apart. Some of the members have moved on to bigger and better things, while others are scraping by. Reunion rumors surface from time to time, but fans say without Killer Buzz Float's electrifying lead singer, it just wouldn't be the same. Letty Dillinger is dead. Long live Letty Dillinger. Long live The Rock. * CODA is the sixth and final book in the Hard Rock Harlots series, but it can be read as a standalone. Contains graphic language and sex. Adults only.
Hard Rock Harlots
Author: Kendall Grey
Publisher: Howling Mad Press, LLC
ISBN: 1947830384
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 1902
Book Description
Singer/bassist and veritable wild child Letty Dillinger takes readers for an unforgettable ride on her quest for fame and epic orgasms. Join Letty and her Killer Buzz Float bandmates Shades Armstrong, Jinx Hardwick, Toombs Badcock, and Rax Wrathbone in this raucous saga of found family with a side of snake tattoos, illicit piercings, wicked rock anthems, and lashings of group sex. Hard Rock Harlots: Greatest Hits includes all six books in Kendall Grey's completed erotica series: 1. Strings 2. Beats 3. Nocturnes 4. Rock 5. Bang 6. Coda * ADULTS ONLY. If you're even the slightest bit squeamish about sex (I'm talking about EVERY kind of sex. Butt sex. Lesbian sex. Gay sex. Ménage sex. We do not discriminate here in the Department of Raunch), over-the-top sexual euphemisms, or graphic language, don't even think about picking up this book. I promise, it's not for you. Seriously. Don't try it. I mean it. Put this book down before I send the Trash Police after you. WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? Okay, fine. Read the smut. If you hate it, it's on you. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Publisher: Howling Mad Press, LLC
ISBN: 1947830384
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 1902
Book Description
Singer/bassist and veritable wild child Letty Dillinger takes readers for an unforgettable ride on her quest for fame and epic orgasms. Join Letty and her Killer Buzz Float bandmates Shades Armstrong, Jinx Hardwick, Toombs Badcock, and Rax Wrathbone in this raucous saga of found family with a side of snake tattoos, illicit piercings, wicked rock anthems, and lashings of group sex. Hard Rock Harlots: Greatest Hits includes all six books in Kendall Grey's completed erotica series: 1. Strings 2. Beats 3. Nocturnes 4. Rock 5. Bang 6. Coda * ADULTS ONLY. If you're even the slightest bit squeamish about sex (I'm talking about EVERY kind of sex. Butt sex. Lesbian sex. Gay sex. Ménage sex. We do not discriminate here in the Department of Raunch), over-the-top sexual euphemisms, or graphic language, don't even think about picking up this book. I promise, it's not for you. Seriously. Don't try it. I mean it. Put this book down before I send the Trash Police after you. WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? Okay, fine. Read the smut. If you hate it, it's on you. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Ghosts
Author: Kendall Grey
Publisher: Howling Mad Press, LLC
ISBN: 098614651X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 346
Book Description
Publisher: Howling Mad Press, LLC
ISBN: 098614651X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 346
Book Description
Vril: the Life Force of the Gods
Author: Robert Blumetti
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 1450236952
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 417
Book Description
In Vril, the Life Force of the Gods is Blumetti explores the relevancy of our heathen, Germanic esoteric tradition in the 21st century, the nature of Vril as the Life Force of the Gods and how Odin revealed to us how to harness this power. He refers to Odins gift as Vrilology and explains how we can use Vrilology to transform our lives and the world around us, explores the Norse cosmology and cosmogony, the nature of the Gods, their relationship with quantum physics, how Vrilology can improve your health, luck, wealth, relationships and success by drawing on the power of Vril. Blumetti gives a thorough explanation how, by aligning yourself with Odin and the Norse Gods, you can draw on their life force and transform yourself into a Vril Being. This is what he means by Balder Rising.
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 1450236952
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 417
Book Description
In Vril, the Life Force of the Gods is Blumetti explores the relevancy of our heathen, Germanic esoteric tradition in the 21st century, the nature of Vril as the Life Force of the Gods and how Odin revealed to us how to harness this power. He refers to Odins gift as Vrilology and explains how we can use Vrilology to transform our lives and the world around us, explores the Norse cosmology and cosmogony, the nature of the Gods, their relationship with quantum physics, how Vrilology can improve your health, luck, wealth, relationships and success by drawing on the power of Vril. Blumetti gives a thorough explanation how, by aligning yourself with Odin and the Norse Gods, you can draw on their life force and transform yourself into a Vril Being. This is what he means by Balder Rising.
Fury Awaken
Author: Yasmine Galenorn
Publisher: Nightqueen Enterprises LLC
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 271
Book Description
My name is Kaeleen Donovan. I'm a Theosian-a minor goddess. They call me Fury. Oath bound to Hecate, I was charged from birth to hunt down Abominations who come in off the World Tree and send them back to Pandoriam. We’re on the run into the Wild Wood, away from the zombie invasion in Seattle. The Regent has set the Devani free to use whatever force they deem necessary. Their research labs have created a deadly antidote, with one major problem: the serum kills the zombies at a terrible price to humans. But things take an even more devastating turn. As we return to UnderBarrow to plan our next move, the Order of the Black Mist carries out simultaneous strikes at governments across the world, crumbling the old order. Seattle, Atlantea, Black Forest, city after city falls to the chaos magicians. The world around us has changed forever. Now, Hecate offers me a choice I never thought I’d have to face. I can either leave my old life forever, or walk into the fire and awaken the fury within... Keywords: Dystopian, Paranormal, Magic, Gods and Goddesses, Fae, Weres, fantasy, shapeshifters, faerie, fairy, romance, mystery, zombies, strong women, demigods, rogue magic, World Tree, suspense, cat shifters, bird shifters, kickass heroine, mythic fantasy, tattoos, Fae Prince, action and adventure, Pacific North West, Faerie mound, strong friendships, challenging foes, post-apocalyptic, Norse, Celtic, mythology
Publisher: Nightqueen Enterprises LLC
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 271
Book Description
My name is Kaeleen Donovan. I'm a Theosian-a minor goddess. They call me Fury. Oath bound to Hecate, I was charged from birth to hunt down Abominations who come in off the World Tree and send them back to Pandoriam. We’re on the run into the Wild Wood, away from the zombie invasion in Seattle. The Regent has set the Devani free to use whatever force they deem necessary. Their research labs have created a deadly antidote, with one major problem: the serum kills the zombies at a terrible price to humans. But things take an even more devastating turn. As we return to UnderBarrow to plan our next move, the Order of the Black Mist carries out simultaneous strikes at governments across the world, crumbling the old order. Seattle, Atlantea, Black Forest, city after city falls to the chaos magicians. The world around us has changed forever. Now, Hecate offers me a choice I never thought I’d have to face. I can either leave my old life forever, or walk into the fire and awaken the fury within... Keywords: Dystopian, Paranormal, Magic, Gods and Goddesses, Fae, Weres, fantasy, shapeshifters, faerie, fairy, romance, mystery, zombies, strong women, demigods, rogue magic, World Tree, suspense, cat shifters, bird shifters, kickass heroine, mythic fantasy, tattoos, Fae Prince, action and adventure, Pacific North West, Faerie mound, strong friendships, challenging foes, post-apocalyptic, Norse, Celtic, mythology