Are You Going To Eat That (PDF)

Are You Going To Eat That (PDF) PDF Author: Michael Campbell
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 057802750X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 158

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Book Description
"Melanie McGuire was indicted for murdering her husband, after he washed ashore, in parts, on the Virginia coast, neatly packed into three trunks of his own monogrammed luggage." How this event can be spit-out-your-coffee funny is the subject of Are You Going To Eat That?, a book of fifty-eight hilarious stories. Short, irreverent, preposterous-like Danny DeVito, if he were an essay. Says Jeff Koterba, editorial cartoonist for the World-Herald: "I don't know if David Sedaris blogs, but if he does, his postings might read like one of Michael Campbell's hilarious essays." Michael Campbell is an editor and regular columnist for Food & Spirits Magazine. For fifteen years he has written for nationally-distributed entertainment newsletters Coffee Break and Facts of Life, and his humor has appeared in numerous issues of Reader's Digest. His weekly blog, MC, reaches thousands of readers.

Are You Going To Eat That (PDF)

Are You Going To Eat That (PDF) PDF Author: Michael Campbell
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 057802750X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 158

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Book Description
"Melanie McGuire was indicted for murdering her husband, after he washed ashore, in parts, on the Virginia coast, neatly packed into three trunks of his own monogrammed luggage." How this event can be spit-out-your-coffee funny is the subject of Are You Going To Eat That?, a book of fifty-eight hilarious stories. Short, irreverent, preposterous-like Danny DeVito, if he were an essay. Says Jeff Koterba, editorial cartoonist for the World-Herald: "I don't know if David Sedaris blogs, but if he does, his postings might read like one of Michael Campbell's hilarious essays." Michael Campbell is an editor and regular columnist for Food & Spirits Magazine. For fifteen years he has written for nationally-distributed entertainment newsletters Coffee Break and Facts of Life, and his humor has appeared in numerous issues of Reader's Digest. His weekly blog, MC, reaches thousands of readers.

Eat Pete

Eat Pete PDF Author: Michael Rex
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0593856864
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 33

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Book Description
From the creator of Goodnight Goon, a laugh-out-loud friendship story that perfectly captures the high and low moments of a typical playdate! Pete couldn’t be more thrilled when a monster shows up in his bedroom. Now Pete has someone to play with! And the hungry monster couldn’t be more thrilled to be there, either. Now he can . . . EAT PETE! But Pete has other ideas. And they are all good fun and quite distracting—things like playing cars and pirates. But we all know the course of playing together nicely never did run smoothly. So how much longer will the monster have to wait before he can . . . EAT PETE?

Bears Don't Eat Egg Sandwiches

Bears Don't Eat Egg Sandwiches PDF Author: Julie Fulton
Publisher: Maverick Arts
ISBN: 1848863772
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 35

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Book Description
An unexpected visitor, a plate of egg sandwiches and a hungry little boy. What could possibly go wrong? "Don’t you ever listen?" bellowed the bear. "Bears don’t eat egg sandwiches!" Just as Jack sits down for lunch, there is a knock at the door and in comes a hungry bear! Jack tries to offer the bear his favorite food, egg sandwiches, but the bear has other ideas. . . . Jack tries his best to figure out what bears eat and ends up sitting on the plate himself. How will Jack get out of this mess? A fun tale for 3-5 year olds that will have them guessing what bears do eat for lunch. A great book to read with groups of children in schools or libraries, with opportunities for them to join in with the repeating refrain throughout.

I Will Not Eat You

I Will Not Eat You PDF Author: Adam Lehrhaupt
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1481429345
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40

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Book Description
“Magoon’s exuberant art recalls classic characters, most particularly Max in his wolf suit…Fanciful pretend play for the dragon-slaying preschooler.” —Kirkus Reviews “The dark color palette and mischievous nature of the text are reminiscent of Jon Klassen’s I Want My Hat Back (2011)—albeit with a different final outcome.” —Booklist From the award-winning author of Warning: Do Not Open This Book! and beloved illustrator Scott Magoon comes a suspenseful and darkly funny new picture book about a creature who resists the urge to eat the animals that wander into his cave…at least for now! Theodore thinks everything is a potential meal. Lucky for the bird, wolf, and tiger, who pass by his cave, Theodore isn’t hungry…yet. But then something new approaches. A boy. Has Theodore found a new favorite food? Or something more?

I Will Never Not Ever Eat a Tomato

I Will Never Not Ever Eat a Tomato PDF Author: Lauren Child
Publisher: Candlewick Press
ISBN: 9780763611880
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40

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Book Description
A fussy eater decides to sample the carrots after her brother convinces her that they are really orange twiglets from Jupiter.

Can I Eat That?

Can I Eat That? PDF Author: Joshua David Stein
Publisher: Phaidon Press
ISBN: 9780714871400
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Book Description
A whimsical–yet factual–series of questions and answers about the things we eat... and don't eat! Blue Hen (MD) Young Reader Award Honor Food critic Joshua David Stein whets the appetite of young readers with a wondrous and informative approach to talking about food. This humorous, stylized and entirely unexpected set of food facts will engage both good eaters and resisters alike. With questions both practical ("Can you eat a sea urchin?") and playful ("Do eggs grow on eggplants?"), this read-aloud text offers young children facts to share and the subtle encouragement to taste something new! Food and textile illustrator Julia Rothman brings an authenticity to the text that Stein has written from the heart, for his own three year-old and for pre-schoolers everywhere. Created for ages 3-5 years

Indestructibles: Baby, Let's Eat!

Indestructibles: Baby, Let's Eat! PDF Author: Amy Pixton
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 152350207X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 12

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Book Description
Books babies can really sink their gums into! INDESTRUCTIBLES are built for the way babies "read": with their hands and mouths. INDESTRUCTIBLES won't rip or tear and are 100% washable. They're made for baby to hold, grab, chew, pull, and bend. What green vegetable looks like a tree? Broccoli! Can you find a fruit that's small and yellow? Lemon! Can you pick out two berries so red and sweet? Raspberry and strawberry! Explore a rainbow of delicious foods in a book that's INDESTRUCTIBLE. Also available in bilingual English-Spanish.

Monsters Don't Eat Broccoli

Monsters Don't Eat Broccoli PDF Author: Barbara Jean Hicks
Publisher: Dragonfly Books
ISBN: 038575521X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 42

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Book Description
What do monsters eat? The waitress in this restaurant just doesn’t have a clue. Monsters don’t eat broccoli! How could she think we do? In this rollicking picture book written by Barbara Jean Hicks and illustrated by Sue Hendra, monsters insist they don’t like broccoli. They’d rather snack on tractors or a rocket ship or two, or tender trailer tidbits, or a wheely, steely stew. But boy do those trees they’re munching on look an awful lot like broccoli. Maybe vegetables aren’t so bad after all! This hilarious book will have youngsters laughing out loud and craving healthy monster snacks of their own.

I Can Eat a Rainbow

I Can Eat a Rainbow PDF Author: Olena Rose
Publisher: Rose Publishing (CA)
ISBN: 9781087973401
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 30

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Book Description
I Can Eat a Rainbow is a book for young children to learn, in simple terms, how important it is to incorporate fruits and vegetables into their diet. It is a bright and colorful book that will keep your children engaged and entertained along the way, complete with a rainbow of fruits and vegetables of their own to color!

What Does An Anteater Eat?

What Does An Anteater Eat? PDF Author: Ross Collins
Publisher: Candlewick Press
ISBN: 1536205915
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 33

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Book Description
"The silliness should have little listeners asking for repeat readings." —Kirkus Reviews Anteater is hungry, but he has completely forgotten what anteaters eat. Baffled, and with his tummy rumbling, he consults the other animals. Sloth is too busy, Toucan is clueless, and Crocodile has his own mouth full. Whatever will Anteater do? It isn't until the ants all run for their lives that Anteater remembers what he should be eating . . . and it’s not what you think! A delightfully silly tale that little ones will return to again and again.