Author: Simon Gray
Publisher: Simon Gray
ISBN: 0648867218
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 163
Book Description
Yellow Orang-Utan Industries is the most successful of corporations ever, not that anyone can say specifically what it is they do. The founder and president of Yellow Orang-Utan Industries hides from the public, using a computer generated fake president to do most of the talking he'd ordinarily be doing himself. The fake president, Piano Smedley, is universally liked and attributed to the corporation's success. But when news breaks that a body answering Piano Smedley's description has been found, problems arise. The real president's personal assistant, Gertrude, finds herself grieving the fake president, even when she knows better. The task of programming the replacement fake president is based on data from departments who can't make up their mind and the real president becomes even less engaged with business than before. The executive board of directors make an appearance to take control, but by the time the new fake president appears, interest in Yellow Orang-Utan Industries is plummeting. Gertrude's made some new friends amongst the corporation though. One of them is Wellington, who interprets the stock market remarkably well and quite loyally thinks he can help the corporation. If any of them could get through to the real president. Except also, Wellington's remarkable skills and this earnest belief may be because Wellington's a prototype android, and nobody was supposed to find that out.
Yellow Orang-Utan Industries
Author: Simon Gray
Publisher: Simon Gray
ISBN: 0648867218
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 163
Book Description
Yellow Orang-Utan Industries is the most successful of corporations ever, not that anyone can say specifically what it is they do. The founder and president of Yellow Orang-Utan Industries hides from the public, using a computer generated fake president to do most of the talking he'd ordinarily be doing himself. The fake president, Piano Smedley, is universally liked and attributed to the corporation's success. But when news breaks that a body answering Piano Smedley's description has been found, problems arise. The real president's personal assistant, Gertrude, finds herself grieving the fake president, even when she knows better. The task of programming the replacement fake president is based on data from departments who can't make up their mind and the real president becomes even less engaged with business than before. The executive board of directors make an appearance to take control, but by the time the new fake president appears, interest in Yellow Orang-Utan Industries is plummeting. Gertrude's made some new friends amongst the corporation though. One of them is Wellington, who interprets the stock market remarkably well and quite loyally thinks he can help the corporation. If any of them could get through to the real president. Except also, Wellington's remarkable skills and this earnest belief may be because Wellington's a prototype android, and nobody was supposed to find that out.
Publisher: Simon Gray
ISBN: 0648867218
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 163
Book Description
Yellow Orang-Utan Industries is the most successful of corporations ever, not that anyone can say specifically what it is they do. The founder and president of Yellow Orang-Utan Industries hides from the public, using a computer generated fake president to do most of the talking he'd ordinarily be doing himself. The fake president, Piano Smedley, is universally liked and attributed to the corporation's success. But when news breaks that a body answering Piano Smedley's description has been found, problems arise. The real president's personal assistant, Gertrude, finds herself grieving the fake president, even when she knows better. The task of programming the replacement fake president is based on data from departments who can't make up their mind and the real president becomes even less engaged with business than before. The executive board of directors make an appearance to take control, but by the time the new fake president appears, interest in Yellow Orang-Utan Industries is plummeting. Gertrude's made some new friends amongst the corporation though. One of them is Wellington, who interprets the stock market remarkably well and quite loyally thinks he can help the corporation. If any of them could get through to the real president. Except also, Wellington's remarkable skills and this earnest belief may be because Wellington's a prototype android, and nobody was supposed to find that out.
Industrial Agriculture and Ape Conservation
Author: Helga Rainer
Publisher: Cambridge University Press
ISBN: 1107139686
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 361
Book Description
Presents new research and analysis along with case studies to examine the interface between ape conservation and industrial agriculture. This title is available as Open Access.
Publisher: Cambridge University Press
ISBN: 1107139686
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 361
Book Description
Presents new research and analysis along with case studies to examine the interface between ape conservation and industrial agriculture. This title is available as Open Access.
Cyclopædia of India and of Eastern and Southern Asia, Commercial, Industrial and Scientific
Author: Edward Balfour
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : India
Languages : en
Pages : 1030
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : India
Languages : en
Pages : 1030
Book Description
Cyclopaedia of India and of Eastern and Southern Asia, Commercial, Industrial and Scientific
Author:
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Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 1262
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 1262
Book Description
A Standard Dictionary of the English Language
Author: Isaac Kaufman Funk
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : English language
Languages : en
Pages : 1304
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : English language
Languages : en
Pages : 1304
Book Description
The New Practical Reference Library
Author: Charles H. Sylvester
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Encyclopedias and dictionaries
Languages : en
Pages : 722
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Encyclopedias and dictionaries
Languages : en
Pages : 722
Book Description
Why Are Orangutans Orange?
Author: Mick O'Hare
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 1453271538
Category : Nature
Languages : en
Pages : 210
Book Description
Fun science and nature trivia with full-color photos in a “deeply fascinating and occasionally rib-tickling book” (Booklist). From the editor at New Scientist who brought us such works as How to Fossilize Your Hamster, this is an illustrated compendium of facts that reveal the beauty, complexity, and mystery of the world around us. Drawing on the magazine’s popular “Last Word” column, Why Are Orangutans Orange? covers everything from bubbles to bugs, as well as why tigers have stripes and blue-footed boobies have, well, blue feet. With over two million copies sold, this series of question-and-answer compendiums is a delight for anyone who loves to learn!
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 1453271538
Category : Nature
Languages : en
Pages : 210
Book Description
Fun science and nature trivia with full-color photos in a “deeply fascinating and occasionally rib-tickling book” (Booklist). From the editor at New Scientist who brought us such works as How to Fossilize Your Hamster, this is an illustrated compendium of facts that reveal the beauty, complexity, and mystery of the world around us. Drawing on the magazine’s popular “Last Word” column, Why Are Orangutans Orange? covers everything from bubbles to bugs, as well as why tigers have stripes and blue-footed boobies have, well, blue feet. With over two million copies sold, this series of question-and-answer compendiums is a delight for anyone who loves to learn!
The Cyclopaedia of India and of Eastern and Southern Asia, Commercial, Industrial, and Scientific ; Products of the Mineral, Vegetable and Animal Kingdoms, Useful Arts and Manufactures
Author: Edward Balfour
Publisher:
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Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 1140
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 1140
Book Description
The Oxford Encyclopedic English Dictionary
Author: Judy Pearsall
Publisher: Oxford University Press, USA
ISBN:
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 1828
Book Description
This dictionary and concise world encyclopedia in one volume includes up-to-the-minute words and phrases new to the language; 10,000 revised encyclopedic articles covering current affairs, science and technology, history, people and places, the arts, sports, and many other fields; and a chronology of world events and scientific achievement through the ages.
Publisher: Oxford University Press, USA
ISBN:
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 1828
Book Description
This dictionary and concise world encyclopedia in one volume includes up-to-the-minute words and phrases new to the language; 10,000 revised encyclopedic articles covering current affairs, science and technology, history, people and places, the arts, sports, and many other fields; and a chronology of world events and scientific achievement through the ages.
The Systematics and Paleodemography of Fossil Orangutans (Genus Pongo)
Author: Gerrell Miles Drawhorn
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 708
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 708
Book Description