What Reggie Did on the Weekend

What Reggie Did on the Weekend PDF Author: Lee. M. Winter
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533666956
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 90

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On the weekend, I looked for a new book. I always read the description first because, you know, I won't read just any old thing. So I read the description for this book and thought it looked okay, so then I read the online sample and laughed so hard that a little bit of pee came out. Okay, a lot of pee came out. ALRIGHT! I PEED SO MUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS! There, are you happy now? It's funny, okay? And it isn't all about vomit and farts either (okay, a lot of it is about vomit and farts, but what's wrong with that?) *Every Monday at school, Reggie writes an essay that begins with "On the weekend..." WARNING: You might want to have a spare pair of undies handy while you read about Reggie's weekends.*

What Reggie Did on the Weekend

What Reggie Did on the Weekend PDF Author: Lee. M. Winter
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533666956
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 90

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Book Description
On the weekend, I looked for a new book. I always read the description first because, you know, I won't read just any old thing. So I read the description for this book and thought it looked okay, so then I read the online sample and laughed so hard that a little bit of pee came out. Okay, a lot of pee came out. ALRIGHT! I PEED SO MUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS! There, are you happy now? It's funny, okay? And it isn't all about vomit and farts either (okay, a lot of it is about vomit and farts, but what's wrong with that?) *Every Monday at school, Reggie writes an essay that begins with "On the weekend..." WARNING: You might want to have a spare pair of undies handy while you read about Reggie's weekends.*

What Reggie Did on the Weekend 2

What Reggie Did on the Weekend 2 PDF Author: Lee. M. Winter
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781534606289
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 112

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On the weekend I told everyone about this hilarious book I'd just finished called What Reggie Did on the Weekend. (Have you read it? Of course you have. You must have. Why else would you be here?) Anyway, it was so good that I cried when it was finished. Okay, I might have made that up. The crying part, I mean. I didn't really cry. Instead, I followed Ma around the house and said "Please can I read book 2? Please can I read book 2? Please can I read book 2?" nine-hundred and twenty-one times. What's that? Yes, thank you, that is a remarkable achievement, isn't it? Yes, Ma's very proud of me. Anyway, so now you're wondering if the second Reggie book is as good as the first Reggie book, right? Well, let's just say you may not own enough underpants to get through this one. Seriously. *Every Monday at school, Reggie writes an essay that begins with "On the weekend..." WARNING: It's possible he's not kidding about the underpants thing*

My Life

My Life PDF Author: Sharonda Fisher
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
ISBN: 1662418000
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 60

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Sasha has suffered and overcame trauma in many ways. Her near-death experience is where she felt at peace and safe. As far as what happened once her heart stopped, she has no recollection of that. Nothing could have prepared her for motherhood. Once she realized she was responsible for another human being, she became motivated. She sees it as inspiring, purpose-giving, and exhausting. It motivated her to become a better person so her children would have all they need. She worked ten times harder to get where she wanted to be. Her and her husband celebrated their unity in public proclaiming they are meant to be until death. Couples vow to become friends, partners, and lovers. Lies, deceit, infidelity, and division were not in her plan. Her husband’s inappropriate advances and molestation charges had repercussions. She was left aiding the trauma he had caused. She taught her children how to be strong, move on, learn, and use their feelings about this traumatic experience to drive them in a better direction. Her resilience and determination to keep going comes from self- belief. “God is faithful and honor the faith of his chosen.”

REGGIE

REGGIE PDF Author: Reggie Dabbs
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc
ISBN: 0849946263
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 239

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Relates the author's challenging upbringing to offer hope and inspiration, detailing his issues with his teenage mother, his adoption, and how his faith helped him discover his inner passion.

Right Here, Right Now

Right Here, Right Now PDF Author: T. Louise
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1462805051
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 335

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RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW Alexis Wilson is a beautiful, confident, and successful woman who knows what she wants out of life. She’s been married for 10 years to her high school sweetheart, Reggie Wilson. It seems she has the perfect life until her husband cheats and the marriage ends. Her best friends Saundra, Alicia and Trina keep her grounded as she tries to find happiness once again. She meets, the handsome Ricky Lawson, who renews her faith that there are still good men in the world. The control Alexis once had over her life is gone when something unexpected happens and she realizes her life will never be the same. Her entrepreneurial goals and dreams for the future are put on hold when the reality of life takes over. Reggie Wilson finds out the grass is not greener on the other side, instead it’s risky and dangerous. A lesson that could make a man so desperate he would do anything to rid himself of his own self inflicted troubles. Saundra is a seasoned gold digger with a secret from her past that won’t allow her to love any man. She believes men are only good for sex and money; she must find the strength to overcome her hurtful past which holds the key to heal her future. Alicia struggles with her buffet style lust for men and the dangers of her reckless choices. Trina searches for love through risky sexual escapades until she meets Rodney. She thinks she’s found her soul mate until jealousy and insecurity destroys more than their relationship. As deep, dark, secrets come full circle and inner pain can no longer be hidden. The lustful behaviors and temptations lead to a devastating climax and all their lives are changed forever..... Right Here, Right Now.

Reginald Perrin Omnibus

Reginald Perrin Omnibus PDF Author: David Nobbs
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 147351942X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 898

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Reginald Iolanthe Perrin is surely one of the best loved comedy heroes of our time, in both literature and television. This omnibus brings together the first three Reginald Perrin novels containing a lifetime's outrageous and hilarious adventures. When we first meet Reggie, he is sick to death with selling exotic ices at Sunshine Desserts. Driven to desperation by the rat race and the unpunctuality of Britain's trains, Reggie's small eccentricites escalate to the extreme, until finally he leaves the unacceptable face of capitalism behind by driving off in a stolen motorised jelly. In his pursuit of the unconventional, he devotes himself to faking his own death, opening a shop devoted to selling completely useless goods, and setting up a commune strictly for the middle-class and middle-aged. Join Reggie, who didn't get where he is today without some help from some memorable supporting characters, in one man's quest to avoid an everyday existence.

Life of a Loser - Wanted

Life of a Loser - Wanted PDF Author: Lou Zuhr
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781505463828
Category : Families
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Just when things couldn't get any worse, Lou Zuhr's luck is about to change. After 13 painful years in Pine Bluffs, Lou's dad surprises the whole family by announcing that the Zuhr family will soon be moving to the stinkiest town on the planet - Pittsville, USA. Fail! From a sister Lou claims is a demon, to frequent run-ins with The Law - join Lou on a laugh-out-loud ride through the life of "the unluckiest kid in the whole universe". What else can you expect when your dad is an underwear salesman? #LOL

The Fall And Rise Of Reginald Perrin

The Fall And Rise Of Reginald Perrin PDF Author: David Nobbs
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1473519381
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 318

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AS READ ON RADIO 4 'Manages to find joy in the trivial and creates farce out of monotony . . . To say that a book has 'changed your life' has become so commonplace that it has become almost meaningless. Nonetheless, I think that in this case, it is probably true' JONATHAN COE From the bestselling author of Going Gently and the hugely successful autobiography I Didn't Get Where I Am Today Reginald Iolanthe Perrin is sick to death with selling exotic ices at Sunshine Desserts. He's fed up with his boss C.J. who delights in making his life hell. And he's had enough of his eager young assistants who think everything is 'super'. So begins Reggie's battle against consumerism. Driven to desperation by the rat race and the unpunctuality of Britain's trains, Reggie's small eccentricities escalate to the extreme. Until, finally, he leaves behind the unacceptable face of capitalism altogether. Driven off in a motorised jelly, and creating the world's biggest loganberry slick on his way, he dumps his clothes on a Dorset beach and sets off for new adventures . . .

Lost Youth Volume 2

Lost Youth Volume 2 PDF Author: Christian Simpson
Publisher: Author House
ISBN: 1477214798
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 820

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Lost Youth Volume 2 London is the follow up to the critically acclaimed bestselling novel, `Lost Youth Volume 1 New Zealand`. Here now continues this incredible true life story of one man's life that took him from a lonely prison cell in New Zealand to England bound at the young age of 20 years old. Once in London without knowing anyone and with only the clothes on his back, he campaigned for the next 5 years of his life for the release of the notorious gangland crime boss Reggie Kray from a 30 year prison sentence. What was to come next in the authors life was unexpected as not only did he step straight into the underbelly surroundings of the British underworld, one of the most powerful gangland families in British history, he too was swept into the world of show-business. Starting out in the music industry thanks to the kind hearts of two people, a lovely Irish lady by the name of Eileen Sweeney and an old school Irish gentleman by the name of Vince Power. The author was given work at The Mean Fiddler in Harlesden, which at time was the most famous live music venue in all of the British Isles. He then went on to making a career for himself, going on to working with such names as Michael Jackson, Jon Bon Jovi, Paul McCartney, Tricky, Elton John, Janet Jackson to name only a few that saw this young man take the correct path in life rather than a life of crime. He chooses rock n roll rather than a life spent behind jailed bars. He turned his life around for the better and went onto great heights that could never have been dreamed of. This book will take you on one hell of an adventure but one you will need to hold on tight as there are many shakes, rattles and rolls along the way. It is an inspiration to anyone who has ever suffered or given up on their hopes and dreams. Its what films are made of, Hollywood will be sure to be knocking soon.

Love Triangle

Love Triangle PDF Author: Steven Scott
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1546218661
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 92

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This is a story about two guys who are roommates. One of them is a player, and the other one is looking for love. The guy whos looking for love finds it in the wrong woman, but then he realizes that his true love is right under his nose. It takes him a good while to figure that out, but the outcome is good.