Author: Sophie Jones
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 33
Book Description
A book is rich in colorful illustrations for children and adults about farts, friendship, and family. Meet a little farting hero, a monkey named Tom. Put a SMILE on your child face! Scroll up and BUY NOW!
Tom the Farting Monkey
Author: Sophie Jones
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 33
Book Description
A book is rich in colorful illustrations for children and adults about farts, friendship, and family. Meet a little farting hero, a monkey named Tom. Put a SMILE on your child face! Scroll up and BUY NOW!
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 33
Book Description
A book is rich in colorful illustrations for children and adults about farts, friendship, and family. Meet a little farting hero, a monkey named Tom. Put a SMILE on your child face! Scroll up and BUY NOW!
Tom the Farting Monkey
Author: Sophie Jones
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 33
Book Description
A book is rich in colorful illustrations for children and adults about farts, friendship, and family. Meet a little farting hero, a monkey named Tom. Put a SMILE on your child face! Scroll up and BUY NOW!
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 33
Book Description
A book is rich in colorful illustrations for children and adults about farts, friendship, and family. Meet a little farting hero, a monkey named Tom. Put a SMILE on your child face! Scroll up and BUY NOW!
Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas
Author: Tom Robbins
Publisher: Bantam
ISBN: 0553377876
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 401
Book Description
When the stock market crashes on the Thursday before Easter, you—an ambitious, although ineffectual and not entirely ethical young broker—are convinced that you’re facing the Weekend from Hell. Before the market reopens on Monday, you’re going to have to scramble and scheme to cover your butt, but there’s no way you can anticipate the baffling disappearance of a 300-pound psychic, the fall from grace of a born-again monkey, or the intrusion in your life of a tattooed stranger intent on blowing your mind and most of your fuses. Over these fateful three days, you will be forced to confront everything from mysterious African rituals to legendary amphibians, from tarot-card bombshells to street violence, from your own sexuality to outer space. This is, after all, a Tom Robbins novel—and the author has never been in finer form.
Publisher: Bantam
ISBN: 0553377876
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 401
Book Description
When the stock market crashes on the Thursday before Easter, you—an ambitious, although ineffectual and not entirely ethical young broker—are convinced that you’re facing the Weekend from Hell. Before the market reopens on Monday, you’re going to have to scramble and scheme to cover your butt, but there’s no way you can anticipate the baffling disappearance of a 300-pound psychic, the fall from grace of a born-again monkey, or the intrusion in your life of a tattooed stranger intent on blowing your mind and most of your fuses. Over these fateful three days, you will be forced to confront everything from mysterious African rituals to legendary amphibians, from tarot-card bombshells to street violence, from your own sexuality to outer space. This is, after all, a Tom Robbins novel—and the author has never been in finer form.
Freddie The Farting Snowman
Author: Jane Bexley
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
My Dad Loves to Toot
Author: Tootin' Tom
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 38
Book Description
New 2021 Father's Day Gift Idea For Dad AND the Kids! Is your Dad the family's number 1 farter? Looking for something that Dad can read with his kids? Want a children's story book that will have everyone smiling and laughing till the end? Introducing My Dad Loves to Toot by Tootin' Tom! Follow Dad's hilarious farting story where sometimes his love of tooting does more harm than good. But maybe there is a clever way that he can use it to his advantage? Why Choose My Dad Loves to Toot? Bonding Experience Reading together is one of the best ways for dads and their kids to build stronger bonds and share special moments Professional Illustrations Fully colored custom illustrations that immerse you in the story by bringing every character and scene to life. Great Gift Idea: When it comes to an easy and quick, yet creative gift idea for Dad or the kids, there is no matching a story book that they can experience together. Need More Reasons? ✅ Premium gloss cover with fully colored interior pages. ✅ Ideal for all ages that like silly farting humor - nothing overly gross. ✅ Age-appropriate illustrations - to be enjoyed by both adults and young children. ✅ Hilarious farting situations that are sure to have the kids (and adults!) giggling with laughter. So What Are You Waiting For? Click "Add To Cart" NOW & Get This New Release In Time For Father's Day!
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 38
Book Description
New 2021 Father's Day Gift Idea For Dad AND the Kids! Is your Dad the family's number 1 farter? Looking for something that Dad can read with his kids? Want a children's story book that will have everyone smiling and laughing till the end? Introducing My Dad Loves to Toot by Tootin' Tom! Follow Dad's hilarious farting story where sometimes his love of tooting does more harm than good. But maybe there is a clever way that he can use it to his advantage? Why Choose My Dad Loves to Toot? Bonding Experience Reading together is one of the best ways for dads and their kids to build stronger bonds and share special moments Professional Illustrations Fully colored custom illustrations that immerse you in the story by bringing every character and scene to life. Great Gift Idea: When it comes to an easy and quick, yet creative gift idea for Dad or the kids, there is no matching a story book that they can experience together. Need More Reasons? ✅ Premium gloss cover with fully colored interior pages. ✅ Ideal for all ages that like silly farting humor - nothing overly gross. ✅ Age-appropriate illustrations - to be enjoyed by both adults and young children. ✅ Hilarious farting situations that are sure to have the kids (and adults!) giggling with laughter. So What Are You Waiting For? Click "Add To Cart" NOW & Get This New Release In Time For Father's Day!
The Works of the Poets of Great Britain and Ireland; with Prefaces Biographical and Critical, Etc
Author: Samuel Johnson
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 526
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 526
Book Description
F is for FART #2
Author: Mrs MR Smelt It Dealt It
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 30
Book Description
If F is for FART blew you away with its hysterical humor, you will surely love F is for FART #2. F is for FART #2 is about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals-but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which is short and stinky-much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways. What are the right ways? I'm glad you asked. We've got farts that smell, farts that BOOM, farts that TOOT, farts that groan, and plenty of fart FACTS. Was it you? Was it me? No, of course not-it was the animals! We've got animals from Africa, China, and even Rottnest Island! We've got animals from the East and animals from the West; animals from near and animals from far! We've got animals that fly high in the sky and those that swim deep in the sea! We've even got animals from the land down under-even an animal that is extinct! Some farting creatures live in forests; others live in trees! Just buy the book and you-you will see; just buy the book-just buy it, please! Worried that we've skipped a favorite animal of yours? I don't think so! We've got ... A for alpaca B for brown bear C for chimpanzee D for dolphin E for elk F for fox G for gorilla H for horse I for impala J for jackal K for koala L for lion M for moose N for numbat O for owl P for panda Q for quokka R for rat S for seal T for tiger U for unicorn fish V for vampire bat W for walrus X for xenoceratops (ZEE-no-SEH-rah-tops) Y for yellow mongoose and Z for zebu. If your kids love farts as much as ours, we're sure this book will be a favorite, so please consider adding it to your library. Mr. Smelt It and Mrs. Dealt It Also available F is for FART handwriting activity book F is for FART coloring book P is for POOPS The EMBARRASSED UNICORN A is for AVIATION N is for NATIONAL PARKS
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 30
Book Description
If F is for FART blew you away with its hysterical humor, you will surely love F is for FART #2. F is for FART #2 is about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals-but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which is short and stinky-much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways. What are the right ways? I'm glad you asked. We've got farts that smell, farts that BOOM, farts that TOOT, farts that groan, and plenty of fart FACTS. Was it you? Was it me? No, of course not-it was the animals! We've got animals from Africa, China, and even Rottnest Island! We've got animals from the East and animals from the West; animals from near and animals from far! We've got animals that fly high in the sky and those that swim deep in the sea! We've even got animals from the land down under-even an animal that is extinct! Some farting creatures live in forests; others live in trees! Just buy the book and you-you will see; just buy the book-just buy it, please! Worried that we've skipped a favorite animal of yours? I don't think so! We've got ... A for alpaca B for brown bear C for chimpanzee D for dolphin E for elk F for fox G for gorilla H for horse I for impala J for jackal K for koala L for lion M for moose N for numbat O for owl P for panda Q for quokka R for rat S for seal T for tiger U for unicorn fish V for vampire bat W for walrus X for xenoceratops (ZEE-no-SEH-rah-tops) Y for yellow mongoose and Z for zebu. If your kids love farts as much as ours, we're sure this book will be a favorite, so please consider adding it to your library. Mr. Smelt It and Mrs. Dealt It Also available F is for FART handwriting activity book F is for FART coloring book P is for POOPS The EMBARRASSED UNICORN A is for AVIATION N is for NATIONAL PARKS
Pigs Aplenty, Pigs Galore!
Author: David McPhail
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0140553134
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 33
Book Description
One minute, the narrator of this cleverly rhyming romp is quietly reading. The next minute, pigs descend upon his house in every imaginable getup, by every available means, from every possible place—even “Pigs from France” and “Pigs just in their underpants.” What results is lovable porcine mayhem and a pizza pig-out! * “A must for all picture-book collection.”—School Library Journal, starred review * “McPhail presents a magnificent group of porkers, whose capacity for costumes and capers is truly wondrous . . . Kids will find this a very good book indeed.”—Booklist, starred review * “This is McPhail at his whimsical best.”—Publishers Weekly, starred review A Booklist Children's Editors' Choice
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0140553134
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 33
Book Description
One minute, the narrator of this cleverly rhyming romp is quietly reading. The next minute, pigs descend upon his house in every imaginable getup, by every available means, from every possible place—even “Pigs from France” and “Pigs just in their underpants.” What results is lovable porcine mayhem and a pizza pig-out! * “A must for all picture-book collection.”—School Library Journal, starred review * “McPhail presents a magnificent group of porkers, whose capacity for costumes and capers is truly wondrous . . . Kids will find this a very good book indeed.”—Booklist, starred review * “This is McPhail at his whimsical best.”—Publishers Weekly, starred review A Booklist Children's Editors' Choice
And the Monkey Learned Nothing
Author: Tom Lutz
Publisher: University of Iowa Press
ISBN: 1609384504
Category : Travel
Languages : en
Pages : 262
Book Description
Tom Lutz is on a mission to visit every country on earth. And the Monkey Learned Nothing contains reports from fifty of them, most describing personal encounters in rarely visited spots, anecdotes from way off the beaten path. Traveling without an itinerary and without a goal, Lutz explores the Iranian love of poetry, the occupying Chinese army in Tibet, the amputee beggars in Cambodia, the hill tribes on Vietnam’s Chinese border, the sociopathic monkeys of Bali, the dangerous fishermen and conmen of southern India, the salt flats of Uyumi in Peru, and floating hotels in French Guiana, introduces you to an Uzbeki prodigy in the market of Samarkand, an Azeri rental car clerk in Baku, guestworkers in Dubai, a military contractor in Jordan, cucuruchos in Guatemala, a Pentecostal preacher in rural El Salvador, a playboy in Nicaragua, employment agents in Singapore specializing in Tamil workers, prostitutes in Colombia and the Dominican Republic, international bankers in Belarus, a teacher in Havana, border guards in Botswana, tango dancers in Argentina, a cook in Suriname, a juvenile thief in Uruguay, voters in Guyana, doctors in Tanzania and Lesotho, scary poker players in Moscow, reed dancers in Swaziland, young camel herders in Tunisia, Romanian missionaries in Macedonia, and musical groups in Mozambique. With an eye out for both the sublime and the ridiculous, Lutz falls, regularly, into the instant intimacy of the road with random strangers.
Publisher: University of Iowa Press
ISBN: 1609384504
Category : Travel
Languages : en
Pages : 262
Book Description
Tom Lutz is on a mission to visit every country on earth. And the Monkey Learned Nothing contains reports from fifty of them, most describing personal encounters in rarely visited spots, anecdotes from way off the beaten path. Traveling without an itinerary and without a goal, Lutz explores the Iranian love of poetry, the occupying Chinese army in Tibet, the amputee beggars in Cambodia, the hill tribes on Vietnam’s Chinese border, the sociopathic monkeys of Bali, the dangerous fishermen and conmen of southern India, the salt flats of Uyumi in Peru, and floating hotels in French Guiana, introduces you to an Uzbeki prodigy in the market of Samarkand, an Azeri rental car clerk in Baku, guestworkers in Dubai, a military contractor in Jordan, cucuruchos in Guatemala, a Pentecostal preacher in rural El Salvador, a playboy in Nicaragua, employment agents in Singapore specializing in Tamil workers, prostitutes in Colombia and the Dominican Republic, international bankers in Belarus, a teacher in Havana, border guards in Botswana, tango dancers in Argentina, a cook in Suriname, a juvenile thief in Uruguay, voters in Guyana, doctors in Tanzania and Lesotho, scary poker players in Moscow, reed dancers in Swaziland, young camel herders in Tunisia, Romanian missionaries in Macedonia, and musical groups in Mozambique. With an eye out for both the sublime and the ridiculous, Lutz falls, regularly, into the instant intimacy of the road with random strangers.
The works of the poets of Great Britain and Ireland. With prefaces, biographical and critical, by S. Johnson
Author: Great Britain
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 528
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 528
Book Description