Author: Dandy Ahaoma Ahuruonye
Publisher: Dandyahuruonyebooks.com
ISBN:
Category : Antiques & Collectibles
Languages : en
Pages : 407
Book Description
In the realm of literature, where words weave the fabric of culture and tradition, Dandy Ahaoma Ahuruonye’s “The Whispering Poet: An Anthology of Igbo and Other Proverbs” stands as a monumental work. This encyclopaedia is not merely a collection of sayings; it is a treasure trove of wisdom, a bridge between generations, and a testament to the enduring power of language. Introduction “The Whispering Poet” is a meticulously curated anthology that delves into the rich tapestry of Igbo proverbs, alongside a selection of maxims from various cultures around the world. Ahuruonye, with his profound understanding of both local and regional proverbs, offers readers a rare insight into the roots of these diverse pearls of wisdom. The book is a celebration of the Igbo tradition, where proverbs are regarded as cherished patrimony, bequeathed by wise ancestors to teach and guide their progeny. Ahuruonye's introduction sets the stage for the journey ahead, providing a historical and cultural context for Igbo proverbs. He eloquently explains the significance of these proverbs in shaping Igbo identity, values, and worldview. The author's passion for his subject is evident in his writing, as he invites readers to embark on a journey of discovery and appreciation. The Igbo saying, “Ilu bụ ịnyịnya nke asụsụ Igbo; ya mere ọbụrụ na eziokwu na-efu efu, anyi ga-eji ilu Igbo chọta ya” translates to "Proverbs are the horses of the Igbo language; so, if the truth goes missing, we use Igbo proverbs to find it." Another Igbo saying, Nganga sịrị: Ọ gaghị ekwe omume. Ahụmahụ sịrị: Ọbụ ihe ize ndụ. Iche echiche sịrị: Onweghị isi. Mana obi takwunyere ha sị ~ Burugodi ụzọ nwalee ya! translates to “Pride says: It’s impossible. Experience says: It’s risky. Reason says: It’s pointless. But the heart whispered to them ~ Just try it!” These anthologies are defined by the way each proverb encapsulates the essence of truth and reflection, making them powerful vehicles for conveying wisdom. Review As already emphasised, Ahuruonye’s encyclopaedia is a captivating exhibition of historical proverbs of traditional Igbo origin, presented alongside proverbs from other cultures. This juxtaposition not only highlights the universality of proverbial wisdom but also underscores the unique cultural contexts from which these sayings emerge. The book is divided into sections that allow readers to explore proverbs with parallel applications, making it a versatile reference for both academic and personal use. One of the most striking features of “The Whispering Poet” is its comprehensive approach. The book reviews the history of proverbs from ancient Egypt to medieval Israel, and from the NOK civilisation to the Nri and Benin Kingdoms. This historical context enriches the reader’s understanding and appreciation of the proverbs, situating them within a broader narrative of human experience. Ahuruonye’s prose is both lyrical and scholarly, a blend that makes the book accessible to a wide audience. His descriptions are vivid, bringing to life the cultural landscapes from which these proverbs originate. For instance, he writes, “In the heart of the Igbo land, where the palm trees sway to the rhythm of the wind, proverbs are the silent whispers of the ancestors, guiding the living with their timeless wisdom.” Such lines not only paint a picture but also evoke a sense of connection to the past. The book contains over 400 original images from certified and authentic sources, adding a visual dimension to the proverbs. These images serve as cultural artefacts, as well as escorts, providing a tangible link to the traditions and histories discussed in the text. The inclusion of these visuals makes the book not just a literary work but also a cultural archive. This book is a must-have for anyone interested in Igbo culture, African literature, or the power of proverbs. It is a valuable resource for scholars, students, and general readers alike. The Whispering Poet is a testament to Ahuruonye's dedication to preserving and promoting Igbo heritage, and it is a work that will continue to inspire and enrich readers for generations to come. Memorable Lines and Quotes “The Whispering Poet” is replete with memorable lines that resonate with readers long after they have turned the last page. Some of the standout quotes include: “A bird that flies off the earth and lands on an anthill is still on the ground.” This Igbo proverb reminds us of the importance of humility and perspective. “When the moon is shining, the cripple becomes hungry for a walk.” This saying speaks to the human tendency to desire what seems just out of reach. "Proverbs are the whispers of the ancestors, guiding us through life's challenges." "A wise person knows when to speak and when to listen." "The tongue is a powerful weapon, capable of both healing and harming." Yes; The Whispering Poet is more than just an anthology; it is a gateway to a rich and vibrant culture. It is a book that will leave you pondering its wisdom long after you have finished reading.
THE WHISPERING POET: An Anthology of Igbo and Other Proverbs
The Whispering Poet: An Anthology Of Igbo & Other Proverbs
Author: Dandy Ahuruonye
Publisher: Dandy Ahuruonye
ISBN:
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 600
Book Description
Ilu bụ ịnyịnya nke asụsụ Igbo, ya mere ọbụrụ na eziokwu na-efu efu, anyi ga-eji ilu Igbo chọta ya Proverbs are the horses of the Igbo language, so if the truth goes missing, we use Igbo Proverbs to find it. Wit meets poets, and wordsmiths contend with contemporary sages in this collection of classic maxim capers. Can Dandy Ahuruonye save the day? In this sphere known as Igbo philosophy, every maxim act as a raw material for the general preferment of metaphysical reflection. It becomes obvious therefore that these ancient Proverbs play a critical role serving as perpetual escorts to the African viewpoint, in her desperate search for contextual truth. Such truths, and the fascinating conundrum that comes with them, can only be unlocked through the use of traditional proverbs. This captivating assemblage represents the first major exhibition of historical Proverbs of traditional Igbo origin; alongside Proverbs from around the world. The Igbo regard Proverbs as a cherished patrimony bequeathed them by wise ancestors who sought to use concise verities to teach their progeny. I compiled this encyclopaedia of Proverbs by using validations gleaned from oral tradition, archived records, other authentic sources, and utterances from various reputable elders, who also double as custodians of their heritage. My own knowledge of local and regional Proverbs helped to provide this rare insight into the roots of the diverse pearls of wisdom that have served Igbo speakers for aeons. Ultimately, my aim is to use these maxims to contribute to the general debate on the genesis, efficacy, and relevance of contemporary Igbo and other Proverbs, including their handouts, not just to the West African sub-region, but to all mankind. This encyclopaedia reviews the history of proverbs in general–From ancient Egypt, to medieval Israel; and from NOK, to the Benin Kingdom. The book also showcases hundreds of proverbs from other world cultures. What makes this reference book unique is that it presents a section containing hundreds of maxims with parallel applications; while also allowing the reader to make his or her own rendering of the meaning of proverbs in other sections. The guidebook contains over 400 original images from certified and authentic sources. The motivation to publish a book showcasing ancient African Proverbs side by side with equivalent English renderings is because many of these Proverbs require an explanation so as to appeal to Western and general readers. Also, many Igbo speakers do not know the meanings or context of their own ancestral maxims. Enjoy!
Publisher: Dandy Ahuruonye
ISBN:
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 600
Book Description
Ilu bụ ịnyịnya nke asụsụ Igbo, ya mere ọbụrụ na eziokwu na-efu efu, anyi ga-eji ilu Igbo chọta ya Proverbs are the horses of the Igbo language, so if the truth goes missing, we use Igbo Proverbs to find it. Wit meets poets, and wordsmiths contend with contemporary sages in this collection of classic maxim capers. Can Dandy Ahuruonye save the day? In this sphere known as Igbo philosophy, every maxim act as a raw material for the general preferment of metaphysical reflection. It becomes obvious therefore that these ancient Proverbs play a critical role serving as perpetual escorts to the African viewpoint, in her desperate search for contextual truth. Such truths, and the fascinating conundrum that comes with them, can only be unlocked through the use of traditional proverbs. This captivating assemblage represents the first major exhibition of historical Proverbs of traditional Igbo origin; alongside Proverbs from around the world. The Igbo regard Proverbs as a cherished patrimony bequeathed them by wise ancestors who sought to use concise verities to teach their progeny. I compiled this encyclopaedia of Proverbs by using validations gleaned from oral tradition, archived records, other authentic sources, and utterances from various reputable elders, who also double as custodians of their heritage. My own knowledge of local and regional Proverbs helped to provide this rare insight into the roots of the diverse pearls of wisdom that have served Igbo speakers for aeons. Ultimately, my aim is to use these maxims to contribute to the general debate on the genesis, efficacy, and relevance of contemporary Igbo and other Proverbs, including their handouts, not just to the West African sub-region, but to all mankind. This encyclopaedia reviews the history of proverbs in general–From ancient Egypt, to medieval Israel; and from NOK, to the Benin Kingdom. The book also showcases hundreds of proverbs from other world cultures. What makes this reference book unique is that it presents a section containing hundreds of maxims with parallel applications; while also allowing the reader to make his or her own rendering of the meaning of proverbs in other sections. The guidebook contains over 400 original images from certified and authentic sources. The motivation to publish a book showcasing ancient African Proverbs side by side with equivalent English renderings is because many of these Proverbs require an explanation so as to appeal to Western and general readers. Also, many Igbo speakers do not know the meanings or context of their own ancestral maxims. Enjoy!
Lagos Teens and the Marketplace of Dreams
Author: Dandy Ahuruonye
Publisher: dandyahuruonyebooks.com
ISBN:
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 118
Book Description
Discover the Heartbeat of Lagos with “LAGOS TEENS and the Marketplace of Dreams” by Dandy Ahuruonye Step into the vibrant world of Lagos, where dreams are born, nurtured, and sometimes shattered. In “LAGOS TEENS and the Marketplace of Dreams,” Dandy Ahuruonye masterfully weaves a tale of ambition, resilience, and the unyielding spirit of youth. This captivating novel takes you on a journey through the bustling streets of Lagos, offering a glimpse into the lives of its young inhabitants as they navigate the complexities of adolescence and the relentless pursuit of their dreams. Why You Should Read This Book: Authentic Storytelling: Experience the rich tapestry of Lagos life through the eyes of its teens, portrayed with authenticity and depth. Inspiring Characters: Meet a cast of unforgettable characters whose stories of struggle and triumph will resonate with readers of all ages. Cultural Insight: Gain a deeper understanding of Nigerian culture and the unique challenges faced by its youth. Engaging Plot: Be enthralled by a narrative that is both heartwarming and thought-provoking, keeping you hooked from the first page to the last. Praise for “LAGOS TEENS and the Marketplace of Dreams”: “A compelling read that captures the essence of Lagos and the indomitable spirit of its youth.” - Literary Times “Dandy Ahuruonye has crafted a story that is as enlightening as it is entertaining. A must-read!” - Book Review Weekly Don’t miss out on this extraordinary tale. Get your copy of “LAGOS TEENS and the Marketplace of Dreams” today and embark on an unforgettable journey! Book Introduction Introduction to “LAGOS TEENS and the Marketplace of Dreams” In the heart of Lagos, a city pulsating with energy and opportunity, lies the marketplace of dreams. It is here, amidst the cacophony of traders and the vibrant hustle of daily life, that the stories of Lagos teens unfold. Dandy Ahuruonye’s “LAGOS TEENS and the Marketplace of Dreams” is a poignant exploration of youth, ambition, and the relentless pursuit of a better future. This novel introduces us to a diverse group of teenagers, each with their own dreams and aspirations. From the determined street vendor to the aspiring musician, their paths converge in the bustling marketplace, a microcosm of the city’s broader societal dynamics. Through their eyes, we witness the challenges of growing up in a rapidly changing world, where tradition and modernity often collide. Ahuruonye’s narrative is rich with cultural nuances and vivid descriptions, painting a picture of Lagos that is both realistic and evocative. The characters are meticulously crafted, their struggles and triumphs reflecting the universal themes of hope, resilience, and the quest for identity. “LAGOS TEENS and the Marketplace of Dreams” is more than just a story; it is a celebration of the human spirit and the boundless potential of youth. As you turn each page, you will be drawn deeper into the lives of these remarkable teens, rooting for them as they navigate the complexities of their environment and strive to make their dreams a reality. Prepare to be moved, inspired, and thoroughly entertained by this remarkable novel. Welcome to Lagos, and welcome to the marketplace of dreams.
Publisher: dandyahuruonyebooks.com
ISBN:
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 118
Book Description
Discover the Heartbeat of Lagos with “LAGOS TEENS and the Marketplace of Dreams” by Dandy Ahuruonye Step into the vibrant world of Lagos, where dreams are born, nurtured, and sometimes shattered. In “LAGOS TEENS and the Marketplace of Dreams,” Dandy Ahuruonye masterfully weaves a tale of ambition, resilience, and the unyielding spirit of youth. This captivating novel takes you on a journey through the bustling streets of Lagos, offering a glimpse into the lives of its young inhabitants as they navigate the complexities of adolescence and the relentless pursuit of their dreams. Why You Should Read This Book: Authentic Storytelling: Experience the rich tapestry of Lagos life through the eyes of its teens, portrayed with authenticity and depth. Inspiring Characters: Meet a cast of unforgettable characters whose stories of struggle and triumph will resonate with readers of all ages. Cultural Insight: Gain a deeper understanding of Nigerian culture and the unique challenges faced by its youth. Engaging Plot: Be enthralled by a narrative that is both heartwarming and thought-provoking, keeping you hooked from the first page to the last. Praise for “LAGOS TEENS and the Marketplace of Dreams”: “A compelling read that captures the essence of Lagos and the indomitable spirit of its youth.” - Literary Times “Dandy Ahuruonye has crafted a story that is as enlightening as it is entertaining. A must-read!” - Book Review Weekly Don’t miss out on this extraordinary tale. Get your copy of “LAGOS TEENS and the Marketplace of Dreams” today and embark on an unforgettable journey! Book Introduction Introduction to “LAGOS TEENS and the Marketplace of Dreams” In the heart of Lagos, a city pulsating with energy and opportunity, lies the marketplace of dreams. It is here, amidst the cacophony of traders and the vibrant hustle of daily life, that the stories of Lagos teens unfold. Dandy Ahuruonye’s “LAGOS TEENS and the Marketplace of Dreams” is a poignant exploration of youth, ambition, and the relentless pursuit of a better future. This novel introduces us to a diverse group of teenagers, each with their own dreams and aspirations. From the determined street vendor to the aspiring musician, their paths converge in the bustling marketplace, a microcosm of the city’s broader societal dynamics. Through their eyes, we witness the challenges of growing up in a rapidly changing world, where tradition and modernity often collide. Ahuruonye’s narrative is rich with cultural nuances and vivid descriptions, painting a picture of Lagos that is both realistic and evocative. The characters are meticulously crafted, their struggles and triumphs reflecting the universal themes of hope, resilience, and the quest for identity. “LAGOS TEENS and the Marketplace of Dreams” is more than just a story; it is a celebration of the human spirit and the boundless potential of youth. As you turn each page, you will be drawn deeper into the lives of these remarkable teens, rooting for them as they navigate the complexities of their environment and strive to make their dreams a reality. Prepare to be moved, inspired, and thoroughly entertained by this remarkable novel. Welcome to Lagos, and welcome to the marketplace of dreams.
Nightlife of Mannequins
Author: Dandy Ahuruonye
Publisher: Dandyahuruonyebooks.com
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 80
Book Description
Ever wondered what those shop mannequins get up to when the lights go out and the doors are bolted? Do they just stand there like a bunch of bored statues, or do they break into a wild dance party? Could it be that they have dreams and feelings, or are they just plastic and cloth? Well, wonder no more! Welcome to the fascinating world of Nightlife of Mannequins, a delightful children’s book; another imaginative work by Dandy Ahuruonye. In this whimsical tale, we peek into the secret life of mannequins. They’re not just lifeless figures, but animated citizens with dreams, friendships, and even a bit of drama! Meet Dante, the dashing mannequin who dreams of breaking free from the monotonous shop life. “I was made for more than just displaying clothes,” he often muses. Then there’s Reyonda, the elegant mannequin who’s head over heels for Dante. “He’s not just a mannequin; he’s a masterpiece,” she swoons. And don’t forget Runke, the chic mannequin who’s also got a crush on Dante and is ready to give Reyonda a run for her money. “Competition keeps things interesting,” she quips. But the fun doesn’t stop there. The grumpy shop owner, Rondra, despises the mannequins and wants to control their every move. “Mannequins should be seen and not heard,” she grumbles. Enter Mallory, the detective mannequin, who’s on a mission to protect the mannequins from Rondra’s tyranny. “Justice will be served, even if you’re made of plastic,” Mallory declares. And then there’s Sharp, Jijiji, Brand, and Clampp, who form Mallory’s squad, each with unique skills to crack the toughest cases. Join us as we follow their escapades, from breaking out of the shop, exploring the city, learning new skills, facing dangers, making mates, falling in love, and finding joy. Watch them as they traverse the cityscape of Dublin, awestruck by the architectural wonders that silently narrate the city’s rich history. From ancient castles that loom like giants, to majestic cathedrals that reach for the sky, and modern skyscrapers that reflect the city’s progress. The mannequins marvel at Dublin’s vibrant culture, its lush parks, and the serene River Liffey that flows like the city’s lifeblood. Their journey takes them to charming shops and cosy cafes, each offering a unique taste of Dublin. They savour the city’s culinary delights, from mouth-watering cakes and chocolates to the comforting warmth of its exceptional coffee. They watch the city’s inhabitants, each face telling its own story, each expression a window into their lives. The city’s traffic, a symphony of scooters, cars, buses, and bikes, moves in a rhythm that’s uniquely Dublinic. Nightlife of Mannequins is not just an adventure; it’s a celebration of curiosity, friendship, freedom, and the joy of learning. Ahuruonye’s wit make this book engaging for young readers. Parents, this book is a must-have for your child. It’s educational, entertaining, and beautifully written. It encourages children to explore the world around them. So why wait? Dive into the pages of Nightlife of Mannequins and let your child’s imagination soar. This is a book that promises to leave them laughing, learning, and longing for more. Get your copy today and join the mannequins on an unforgettable journey full of risks and fun!
Publisher: Dandyahuruonyebooks.com
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 80
Book Description
Ever wondered what those shop mannequins get up to when the lights go out and the doors are bolted? Do they just stand there like a bunch of bored statues, or do they break into a wild dance party? Could it be that they have dreams and feelings, or are they just plastic and cloth? Well, wonder no more! Welcome to the fascinating world of Nightlife of Mannequins, a delightful children’s book; another imaginative work by Dandy Ahuruonye. In this whimsical tale, we peek into the secret life of mannequins. They’re not just lifeless figures, but animated citizens with dreams, friendships, and even a bit of drama! Meet Dante, the dashing mannequin who dreams of breaking free from the monotonous shop life. “I was made for more than just displaying clothes,” he often muses. Then there’s Reyonda, the elegant mannequin who’s head over heels for Dante. “He’s not just a mannequin; he’s a masterpiece,” she swoons. And don’t forget Runke, the chic mannequin who’s also got a crush on Dante and is ready to give Reyonda a run for her money. “Competition keeps things interesting,” she quips. But the fun doesn’t stop there. The grumpy shop owner, Rondra, despises the mannequins and wants to control their every move. “Mannequins should be seen and not heard,” she grumbles. Enter Mallory, the detective mannequin, who’s on a mission to protect the mannequins from Rondra’s tyranny. “Justice will be served, even if you’re made of plastic,” Mallory declares. And then there’s Sharp, Jijiji, Brand, and Clampp, who form Mallory’s squad, each with unique skills to crack the toughest cases. Join us as we follow their escapades, from breaking out of the shop, exploring the city, learning new skills, facing dangers, making mates, falling in love, and finding joy. Watch them as they traverse the cityscape of Dublin, awestruck by the architectural wonders that silently narrate the city’s rich history. From ancient castles that loom like giants, to majestic cathedrals that reach for the sky, and modern skyscrapers that reflect the city’s progress. The mannequins marvel at Dublin’s vibrant culture, its lush parks, and the serene River Liffey that flows like the city’s lifeblood. Their journey takes them to charming shops and cosy cafes, each offering a unique taste of Dublin. They savour the city’s culinary delights, from mouth-watering cakes and chocolates to the comforting warmth of its exceptional coffee. They watch the city’s inhabitants, each face telling its own story, each expression a window into their lives. The city’s traffic, a symphony of scooters, cars, buses, and bikes, moves in a rhythm that’s uniquely Dublinic. Nightlife of Mannequins is not just an adventure; it’s a celebration of curiosity, friendship, freedom, and the joy of learning. Ahuruonye’s wit make this book engaging for young readers. Parents, this book is a must-have for your child. It’s educational, entertaining, and beautifully written. It encourages children to explore the world around them. So why wait? Dive into the pages of Nightlife of Mannequins and let your child’s imagination soar. This is a book that promises to leave them laughing, learning, and longing for more. Get your copy today and join the mannequins on an unforgettable journey full of risks and fun!
Grass Fart in Donegal Bay
Author: Dandy Ahuruonye
Publisher: Dandy Ahuruonye
ISBN:
Category : Antiques & Collectibles
Languages : en
Pages : 107
Book Description
"We're so glad you could join us to explore the beautiful Donegal Bay and its lush green grasslands that fart a lot! Let's dive into some reasons why these grasses release their fragrant emissions. Join in as we explore the wonderfully whiffy world of "Grass Fart in Donegal Bay." Now, this isn't your typical tale; oh no! This is different; it is a story that will first tickle your nose and then your funny bone. So, hold your noses and giggles, and let's dive into this delightfully stinky adventure! Well, it all happened in one of the charming corners of the island of Ireland called Donegal Bay, where the waves gently tickle the shore; there exists a special kind of grass. Now be warned; this isn't your ordinary, run-of-the-mill type of grass. No, this grass has a secret - it farts! Yes, you heard it right, the grass farts; period! But why, you ask? Well, let's find out! Our story begins with a group of grassy friends, each one as green and as giggly as the next. They lived happily by the bay, basking in the sun, dancing in the wind, and, yes, farting up a storm. But these aren't just any farts. These are the loudest, funniest, smelliest, and most extraordinary farts you could ever imagine! "Phew! What's that smell?" somebody might ask. Well, that's the grasses' special. They can turn the simplest of meals into the most hilarious of events mixed with farts of every kind. Whether it's the charming seaweed they munch on, the buzzing bees' pollen they sip, the garlic syrup they love, or the whistling tunes of the wiggly worms, everything leads to a brew of farts. But why do they fart, you wonder? Is it the ticklish tides that make them giggle and release gas? Or is it the sun's warm rays that heat them up and cause a fart-filled fiesta? Well, dear reader, that's for you to discover in this rip-roaring, side-splitting, and nose-tickling tale of the farting grasses of Donegal Bay. So, get ready for a journey filled with surprises, and of course, lots of stenches! This isn't just a story; it's an adventure that smells like no other. So, hold your breath, open your heart, and let's embark on this farts-tastic journey together! Remember, out there in Donegal Bay, every blast is a cause for celebration. So, let's celebrate the power of gas, the joy of friendship, and the wonderful, foul-smelling world of the farting grasses. Welcome to "Grass Fart in Donegal Bay!" This tale is sure to make your imagination soar and your dreams come alive. So, sit back, relax, and let the farts… Oh, sorry; I meant, let the fun… begin! Spoiler Alert! This book is filled with witty phrases, funny situations, and playful storytelling. The story revolves around grasses emitting pungent farts, creating a memorable and unusual adventure. The misadventures of Mr Cow and his family add a delightful twist to the tale. Vibrant personalities like Cowpea, Cowma, and Sir Bartholomew Bumblestink make the book engaging. Donegal Bay holds mysteries, from singing grasses to forbidden tango dances. Whether it's the Great Gas Showdown or the Seaweed Tango, the book features exciting clashes. The Cow family's dynamics and their pursuit of the tastiest grass create heartwarming moments."
Publisher: Dandy Ahuruonye
ISBN:
Category : Antiques & Collectibles
Languages : en
Pages : 107
Book Description
"We're so glad you could join us to explore the beautiful Donegal Bay and its lush green grasslands that fart a lot! Let's dive into some reasons why these grasses release their fragrant emissions. Join in as we explore the wonderfully whiffy world of "Grass Fart in Donegal Bay." Now, this isn't your typical tale; oh no! This is different; it is a story that will first tickle your nose and then your funny bone. So, hold your noses and giggles, and let's dive into this delightfully stinky adventure! Well, it all happened in one of the charming corners of the island of Ireland called Donegal Bay, where the waves gently tickle the shore; there exists a special kind of grass. Now be warned; this isn't your ordinary, run-of-the-mill type of grass. No, this grass has a secret - it farts! Yes, you heard it right, the grass farts; period! But why, you ask? Well, let's find out! Our story begins with a group of grassy friends, each one as green and as giggly as the next. They lived happily by the bay, basking in the sun, dancing in the wind, and, yes, farting up a storm. But these aren't just any farts. These are the loudest, funniest, smelliest, and most extraordinary farts you could ever imagine! "Phew! What's that smell?" somebody might ask. Well, that's the grasses' special. They can turn the simplest of meals into the most hilarious of events mixed with farts of every kind. Whether it's the charming seaweed they munch on, the buzzing bees' pollen they sip, the garlic syrup they love, or the whistling tunes of the wiggly worms, everything leads to a brew of farts. But why do they fart, you wonder? Is it the ticklish tides that make them giggle and release gas? Or is it the sun's warm rays that heat them up and cause a fart-filled fiesta? Well, dear reader, that's for you to discover in this rip-roaring, side-splitting, and nose-tickling tale of the farting grasses of Donegal Bay. So, get ready for a journey filled with surprises, and of course, lots of stenches! This isn't just a story; it's an adventure that smells like no other. So, hold your breath, open your heart, and let's embark on this farts-tastic journey together! Remember, out there in Donegal Bay, every blast is a cause for celebration. So, let's celebrate the power of gas, the joy of friendship, and the wonderful, foul-smelling world of the farting grasses. Welcome to "Grass Fart in Donegal Bay!" This tale is sure to make your imagination soar and your dreams come alive. So, sit back, relax, and let the farts… Oh, sorry; I meant, let the fun… begin! Spoiler Alert! This book is filled with witty phrases, funny situations, and playful storytelling. The story revolves around grasses emitting pungent farts, creating a memorable and unusual adventure. The misadventures of Mr Cow and his family add a delightful twist to the tale. Vibrant personalities like Cowpea, Cowma, and Sir Bartholomew Bumblestink make the book engaging. Donegal Bay holds mysteries, from singing grasses to forbidden tango dances. Whether it's the Great Gas Showdown or the Seaweed Tango, the book features exciting clashes. The Cow family's dynamics and their pursuit of the tastiest grass create heartwarming moments."
Finding Love in Cahersiveen
Author: Dandy Ahuruonye
Publisher: dandyahuruonyebooks.com
ISBN:
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 45
Book Description
Alright, lovebirds and hopeless romantics, gather 'round! Get ready to dive into a tale that’s as charming as a cup of Irish tea and as heartwarming as a cosy fireside chat. Welcome to “Finding Love in Cahersiveen,” where the rolling hills of Ireland set the stage for a love story that’s bound to make you laugh, cry, and believe in the magic of romance all over again. Meet Sean, our sweet and gentle hero, who’s been dreaming of true love ever since he could remember. Living in the picturesque village of Cahersiveen, Sean’s life is filled with family, friends, and the stunning Irish countryside. But despite all this, he feels like something’s missing. Enter Maeve, the fiery redhead with eyes that sparkle like the stars and a smile that could melt the hardest of hearts. From the moment Sean lays eyes on her, he knows his life is about to change forever. Maeve isn’t just a pretty face; she’s smart, funny, and brave—a perfect match for our boy Sean. Their connection is instant, and soon they’re inseparable, sharing walks in the fields, laughter, and dreams under the Irish sky. But, as with any great love story, it’s not all smooth sailing. They’ll face obstacles that test their bond and challenge their love. Will they overcome these hurdles and find their happily ever after? Well, you’ll just have to read on to find out! “Finding Love in Cahersiveen” isn’t just a romance; it’s a celebration of love, friendship, and the beautiful messiness of life. It’s about finding that special someone who understands you, supports you, and makes every day brighter. With a cast of quirky characters, plenty of Irish charm, and a story that’s as funny as it is touching, this book is a must-read for anyone who believes in the power of love. So, grab a comfy chair, maybe a box of tissues (just in case), and get ready to be swept off your feet by Sean and Maeve’s enchanting journey. “Finding Love in Cahersiveen” is here to remind us all that love is out there, waiting to be found, even in the most unexpected places. Enjoy the ride, and may your heart be as full as Sean’s when he finds his true love. Cheers!
Publisher: dandyahuruonyebooks.com
ISBN:
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 45
Book Description
Alright, lovebirds and hopeless romantics, gather 'round! Get ready to dive into a tale that’s as charming as a cup of Irish tea and as heartwarming as a cosy fireside chat. Welcome to “Finding Love in Cahersiveen,” where the rolling hills of Ireland set the stage for a love story that’s bound to make you laugh, cry, and believe in the magic of romance all over again. Meet Sean, our sweet and gentle hero, who’s been dreaming of true love ever since he could remember. Living in the picturesque village of Cahersiveen, Sean’s life is filled with family, friends, and the stunning Irish countryside. But despite all this, he feels like something’s missing. Enter Maeve, the fiery redhead with eyes that sparkle like the stars and a smile that could melt the hardest of hearts. From the moment Sean lays eyes on her, he knows his life is about to change forever. Maeve isn’t just a pretty face; she’s smart, funny, and brave—a perfect match for our boy Sean. Their connection is instant, and soon they’re inseparable, sharing walks in the fields, laughter, and dreams under the Irish sky. But, as with any great love story, it’s not all smooth sailing. They’ll face obstacles that test their bond and challenge their love. Will they overcome these hurdles and find their happily ever after? Well, you’ll just have to read on to find out! “Finding Love in Cahersiveen” isn’t just a romance; it’s a celebration of love, friendship, and the beautiful messiness of life. It’s about finding that special someone who understands you, supports you, and makes every day brighter. With a cast of quirky characters, plenty of Irish charm, and a story that’s as funny as it is touching, this book is a must-read for anyone who believes in the power of love. So, grab a comfy chair, maybe a box of tissues (just in case), and get ready to be swept off your feet by Sean and Maeve’s enchanting journey. “Finding Love in Cahersiveen” is here to remind us all that love is out there, waiting to be found, even in the most unexpected places. Enjoy the ride, and may your heart be as full as Sean’s when he finds his true love. Cheers!
Roosta & Henn: The Rise of AI Robots
Author: Dandy Ahuruonye
Publisher: Dandy Ahuruonye
ISBN:
Category : Antiques & Collectibles
Languages : en
Pages : 84
Book Description
"This is a dystopian children's book about a chicken couple who became AI robots called Roosta and Henn. After being abandoned by their human owners, they decided never to give up or become too concerned about their new plight. Instead, they led a revolution to reverse the effects of being abandoned and went on to build robots to help create a new society for all animals who now inhabit the earth. The couple later went on a fun and educational journey to heal and bring recreation to the world using the new virtual reality solutions they invented. Theirs was a tale of technological triumph, and their journey a journey into the future. With their augmented reality technology, they ushered in The Dawn of a New Era and a new quest for knowledge"
Publisher: Dandy Ahuruonye
ISBN:
Category : Antiques & Collectibles
Languages : en
Pages : 84
Book Description
"This is a dystopian children's book about a chicken couple who became AI robots called Roosta and Henn. After being abandoned by their human owners, they decided never to give up or become too concerned about their new plight. Instead, they led a revolution to reverse the effects of being abandoned and went on to build robots to help create a new society for all animals who now inhabit the earth. The couple later went on a fun and educational journey to heal and bring recreation to the world using the new virtual reality solutions they invented. Theirs was a tale of technological triumph, and their journey a journey into the future. With their augmented reality technology, they ushered in The Dawn of a New Era and a new quest for knowledge"
DODO RETURNS
Author: Dandy Ahuruonye
Publisher: Dandyahuruonyebooks.com
ISBN:
Category : Computers
Languages : en
Pages : 88
Book Description
Welcome, dear reader, to the enchanting world of Dodo Returns, a delightful children’s book by the imaginative Dandy Ahuruonye. Prepare to embark on a whimsical journey that promises to tickle your fancy and ignite your sense of wonder. This is not just a story; it’s an adventure that flutters on the wings of creativity and soars into the realms of the extraordinary. Imagine, if you will, a time long ago when the dodo, a charming and curious bird, roamed the idyllic island of Mauritius. The dodo, with its plump body and endearing waddle, was a creature of pure joy, untroubled by predators and content with its simple life of munching on fruits and nuts. Alas, the dodo’s tale took a tragic turn, and it vanished into the annals of history, leaving behind only whispers of its existence. But what if the dodo could return? What if, through the marvels of modern science and the boundless imagination of a young boy named Nakike, the dodo could once again grace our world? Enter Dodo Returns, a tale that bridges the gap between the past and the present, the real and the fantastical. Nakike, a boy with a heart full of dreams and a mind brimming with curiosity, embarks on a secret project that defies the ordinary. In his hidden laboratory, he breathes life into a new dodo, a creature not just of feathers and bones, but of vibrant colours and melodious tunes. This is no ordinary dodo; this is Dodo 2.0, a bird reimagined for a new era, with a personality as lively as a summer’s day and a spirit as free as the wind. Yet, Dodo 2.0 is not content with merely existing. It yearns to soar, to feel the rush of air beneath its wings, to explore the world beyond the confines of Nakike’s lab. And so begins a tale of friendship and adventure, as Nakike and his feathered companion navigate the challenges of a world that is both wondrous and perilous. Ahuruonye’s prose dances off the page, weaving a tapestry of words that is both witty and poetic. His storytelling is a masterclass in charm, drawing readers young and old into a narrative that is as heartwarming as it is thrilling. The book is a celebration of nature, a call to cherish and protect the wonders of our world, and a reminder that even the most fantastical dreams can come true with a little bit of ingenuity and a lot of heart. So, dear reader, why wait? Dive into the pages of Dodo Returns and let Nakike and Dodo 2.0 take you on an unforgettable journey. This is a book that promises laughter, excitement, and a touch of wonder. It’s a story that will leave you with a smile on your face and a song in your heart. Get your copy today and let the adventure begin!
Publisher: Dandyahuruonyebooks.com
ISBN:
Category : Computers
Languages : en
Pages : 88
Book Description
Welcome, dear reader, to the enchanting world of Dodo Returns, a delightful children’s book by the imaginative Dandy Ahuruonye. Prepare to embark on a whimsical journey that promises to tickle your fancy and ignite your sense of wonder. This is not just a story; it’s an adventure that flutters on the wings of creativity and soars into the realms of the extraordinary. Imagine, if you will, a time long ago when the dodo, a charming and curious bird, roamed the idyllic island of Mauritius. The dodo, with its plump body and endearing waddle, was a creature of pure joy, untroubled by predators and content with its simple life of munching on fruits and nuts. Alas, the dodo’s tale took a tragic turn, and it vanished into the annals of history, leaving behind only whispers of its existence. But what if the dodo could return? What if, through the marvels of modern science and the boundless imagination of a young boy named Nakike, the dodo could once again grace our world? Enter Dodo Returns, a tale that bridges the gap between the past and the present, the real and the fantastical. Nakike, a boy with a heart full of dreams and a mind brimming with curiosity, embarks on a secret project that defies the ordinary. In his hidden laboratory, he breathes life into a new dodo, a creature not just of feathers and bones, but of vibrant colours and melodious tunes. This is no ordinary dodo; this is Dodo 2.0, a bird reimagined for a new era, with a personality as lively as a summer’s day and a spirit as free as the wind. Yet, Dodo 2.0 is not content with merely existing. It yearns to soar, to feel the rush of air beneath its wings, to explore the world beyond the confines of Nakike’s lab. And so begins a tale of friendship and adventure, as Nakike and his feathered companion navigate the challenges of a world that is both wondrous and perilous. Ahuruonye’s prose dances off the page, weaving a tapestry of words that is both witty and poetic. His storytelling is a masterclass in charm, drawing readers young and old into a narrative that is as heartwarming as it is thrilling. The book is a celebration of nature, a call to cherish and protect the wonders of our world, and a reminder that even the most fantastical dreams can come true with a little bit of ingenuity and a lot of heart. So, dear reader, why wait? Dive into the pages of Dodo Returns and let Nakike and Dodo 2.0 take you on an unforgettable journey. This is a book that promises laughter, excitement, and a touch of wonder. It’s a story that will leave you with a smile on your face and a song in your heart. Get your copy today and let the adventure begin!
Pet Paradise
Author: Dandy Ahaoma Ahuruonye
Publisher: Dandy Ahuruonye
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 88
Book Description
Welcome to the enchanting world of Pet Paradise, a delightful children’s book by the ever-imaginative Dandy Ahuruonye. This charming tale promises to whisk young readers away to a fantasy realm where pets live happily ever after, and adventures abound. But how? Imagine a place where your beloved pets, even those who have crossed the rainbow bridge, can frolic and play once more. That’s exactly what Didi, a clever engineer, envisioned when she created Pet Paradise. Using a powerful computer program, Didi brings pets back to life, giving them a second chance at happiness. “What if you could see your pets again, even after they die?” she muses. "If you could hug them, play with them, and love them forever, what would you be willing to give to make that happen?" Didi’s creation, an AI supercomputer named Groccolli, is tasked with maintaining this paradise. Groccolli’s mission is simple yet profound: to bring back as many pets as possible and ensure they live happily and healthily. From monarch butterflies to praying mantises, Groccolli’s efforts are nothing short of miraculous. “Every pet deserves a second chance at happiness,” he declares. “And I’m here to make that happen.” But Pet Paradise isn’t without its challenges. The pets must navigate pesky mosquitoes, pollution, and even the fear of death. Didi and Groccolli are determined to create a true paradise, where no pet ever gets sick, grows old, or dies. “We want a place of happiness, peace, and love for everyone, forever,” Didi explains. Their ultimate goal is The Real Pet Paradise, a utopia where every pet and animal can live in perfect harmony. Pet Paradise is more than just a story; it’s a celebration of love, friendship, and the unbreakable bond between humans and their pets. Ahuruonye’s witty and poetic prose brings this surreal world to life, making it a joy for young readers. The book is filled with memorable quotes and highlights, such as: “In Pet Paradise, every wag of a tail and every purr is a symphony of joy.” “Happiness is a warm, furry friend by your side.” “Love knows no bounds, not even the boundaries of life and death.” Parents, this book is a must-have for your child’s bookshelf. It’s educational, entertaining, and beautifully written. It encourages children to cherish their pets, to dream big, and to believe in the power of love and imagination. Plus, it’s packed with humour and wit, making it a delightful read for both kids and adults. So why wait? Dive into the pages of Pet Paradise and unleash your child’s imagination. This is a book that promises to leave them smiling, laughing, and longing for more; especially if they had or have pets. Get your copy today and embark on an unforgettable journey to a place where every pet’s dream comes true!
Publisher: Dandy Ahuruonye
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 88
Book Description
Welcome to the enchanting world of Pet Paradise, a delightful children’s book by the ever-imaginative Dandy Ahuruonye. This charming tale promises to whisk young readers away to a fantasy realm where pets live happily ever after, and adventures abound. But how? Imagine a place where your beloved pets, even those who have crossed the rainbow bridge, can frolic and play once more. That’s exactly what Didi, a clever engineer, envisioned when she created Pet Paradise. Using a powerful computer program, Didi brings pets back to life, giving them a second chance at happiness. “What if you could see your pets again, even after they die?” she muses. "If you could hug them, play with them, and love them forever, what would you be willing to give to make that happen?" Didi’s creation, an AI supercomputer named Groccolli, is tasked with maintaining this paradise. Groccolli’s mission is simple yet profound: to bring back as many pets as possible and ensure they live happily and healthily. From monarch butterflies to praying mantises, Groccolli’s efforts are nothing short of miraculous. “Every pet deserves a second chance at happiness,” he declares. “And I’m here to make that happen.” But Pet Paradise isn’t without its challenges. The pets must navigate pesky mosquitoes, pollution, and even the fear of death. Didi and Groccolli are determined to create a true paradise, where no pet ever gets sick, grows old, or dies. “We want a place of happiness, peace, and love for everyone, forever,” Didi explains. Their ultimate goal is The Real Pet Paradise, a utopia where every pet and animal can live in perfect harmony. Pet Paradise is more than just a story; it’s a celebration of love, friendship, and the unbreakable bond between humans and their pets. Ahuruonye’s witty and poetic prose brings this surreal world to life, making it a joy for young readers. The book is filled with memorable quotes and highlights, such as: “In Pet Paradise, every wag of a tail and every purr is a symphony of joy.” “Happiness is a warm, furry friend by your side.” “Love knows no bounds, not even the boundaries of life and death.” Parents, this book is a must-have for your child’s bookshelf. It’s educational, entertaining, and beautifully written. It encourages children to cherish their pets, to dream big, and to believe in the power of love and imagination. Plus, it’s packed with humour and wit, making it a delightful read for both kids and adults. So why wait? Dive into the pages of Pet Paradise and unleash your child’s imagination. This is a book that promises to leave them smiling, laughing, and longing for more; especially if they had or have pets. Get your copy today and embark on an unforgettable journey to a place where every pet’s dream comes true!
Dandy Ahuruonye’s CHEEKY PERIWINKLES
Author: Dandy Ahuruonye
Publisher: Dandyahuruonyebooks.com
ISBN:
Category : Nature
Languages : en
Pages : 111
Book Description
🎉 Introducing the children's wonder: “Dandy Ahuruonye’s CHEEKY PERIWINKLES!” 🎉 Gather 'round, dear parents and guardians, for a literary treat that will have your children giggling and guffawing from cover to cover! Dandy Ahuruonye’s “CHEEKY PERIWINKLES” is a delightful romp through a world where the slow and steady truly win the race, and every page is brimming with slime, wit, and whimsy. You're probably wondering - Why should I add this gem to my child’s bookshelf? Let me regale you with the reasons! Hilarious Hijinks: This book is a laugh-out-loud adventure featuring the cheekiest periwinkles, slugs, and snails you’ll ever meet. Imagine a world where slugs rule the roost and time moves slower than a snail on holiday. “It was slug days, and time dragged on as everyone found themselves in the leafy embrace of an island isolated amidst the vast and whispering ocean.” The humour is as zesty as a lemon tart, making it a joy for both kids and parents alike. Charming Characters: Each character is more endearing than the last. From Old Whiskers, who paints sunsets on his shell, to the periwinkles teaching snails to dance a jig, every creature is bursting with personality. “In the land of the slowpokes, being fast is about as important as a knitted swimsuit,” and that’s just the beginning of the fun! Life Lessons with a Twist: Beneath the humour lies a treasure trove of life lessons. The story teaches children the value of patience, the beauty of taking things slow, and the importance of being oneself. “Every tiny slide forward is a big win,” and this book celebrates those small victories in the most delightful way. Perfect for All Ages: The witty banter and playful prose make this book a hit with readers of all ages. Mums and dads will find themselves sniggering right along with their sprogs, as the gentle rhymes and twinkling chuckles are as ageless as the constellations dozing above our beds at night. So, don your wellies and prepare for a trek through the squelchy lives of periwinkles, slugs, and snails. “Dandy Ahuruonye’s CHEEKY PERIWINKLES” is a saga that wiggles and waggles between the serious and the silly, spinning tales that stretch from the seabed to the sunny skies of make-believe. Get your copy today and let the cheeky adventure begin! 📚✨
Publisher: Dandyahuruonyebooks.com
ISBN:
Category : Nature
Languages : en
Pages : 111
Book Description
🎉 Introducing the children's wonder: “Dandy Ahuruonye’s CHEEKY PERIWINKLES!” 🎉 Gather 'round, dear parents and guardians, for a literary treat that will have your children giggling and guffawing from cover to cover! Dandy Ahuruonye’s “CHEEKY PERIWINKLES” is a delightful romp through a world where the slow and steady truly win the race, and every page is brimming with slime, wit, and whimsy. You're probably wondering - Why should I add this gem to my child’s bookshelf? Let me regale you with the reasons! Hilarious Hijinks: This book is a laugh-out-loud adventure featuring the cheekiest periwinkles, slugs, and snails you’ll ever meet. Imagine a world where slugs rule the roost and time moves slower than a snail on holiday. “It was slug days, and time dragged on as everyone found themselves in the leafy embrace of an island isolated amidst the vast and whispering ocean.” The humour is as zesty as a lemon tart, making it a joy for both kids and parents alike. Charming Characters: Each character is more endearing than the last. From Old Whiskers, who paints sunsets on his shell, to the periwinkles teaching snails to dance a jig, every creature is bursting with personality. “In the land of the slowpokes, being fast is about as important as a knitted swimsuit,” and that’s just the beginning of the fun! Life Lessons with a Twist: Beneath the humour lies a treasure trove of life lessons. The story teaches children the value of patience, the beauty of taking things slow, and the importance of being oneself. “Every tiny slide forward is a big win,” and this book celebrates those small victories in the most delightful way. Perfect for All Ages: The witty banter and playful prose make this book a hit with readers of all ages. Mums and dads will find themselves sniggering right along with their sprogs, as the gentle rhymes and twinkling chuckles are as ageless as the constellations dozing above our beds at night. So, don your wellies and prepare for a trek through the squelchy lives of periwinkles, slugs, and snails. “Dandy Ahuruonye’s CHEEKY PERIWINKLES” is a saga that wiggles and waggles between the serious and the silly, spinning tales that stretch from the seabed to the sunny skies of make-believe. Get your copy today and let the cheeky adventure begin! 📚✨