Tam o'Shanter Rebooted

Tam o'Shanter Rebooted PDF Author: Peter Goulding
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 129153783X
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 42

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Book Description
In response to a competition to make Robbie Burns' poem Tam o'Shanter more 21st Century relevant, Peter Goulding wrote two very long poems, neither of which were deemed any good by the organisers. Includes the original poem also.

Tam o'Shanter Rebooted

Tam o'Shanter Rebooted PDF Author: Peter Goulding
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 129153783X
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 42

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Book Description
In response to a competition to make Robbie Burns' poem Tam o'Shanter more 21st Century relevant, Peter Goulding wrote two very long poems, neither of which were deemed any good by the organisers. Includes the original poem also.

The Early Not Very Good Poems

The Early Not Very Good Poems PDF Author: Peter Goulding
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1291540571
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 170

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Book Description
Peter Goulding has, for some reason known only to himself, decided to collate and collect many of his early attempts at comic verse. These 200 prime examples of his early work (you should see some of the dross that didn't make it into the book!)represent his 'immature' years (i.e. up to the age of 45)and have very little merit at all. Unsurprisingly, very very few of these have previously seen the light of day. Sadly for those who have not read the later poems, things don't get any better.

The arse end of the year

The arse end of the year PDF Author: Peter Goulding
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0244061254
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 160

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Book Description
A look at the season of Christmas and winter through the medium of light verse, 'The Arse End of the Year' chronicles the build up to the festive season, the solstice, the day itself and the post-Christmas slothfulness, together with aspects of the cold and dreary winter season so beloved by, well, not many people actually. From the reindeer shaped blips on the air traffic controllers' screen, to the disappearing cheese portions; from forgetting auld acquaintance to the difficulty of burying dead bodies in frosty weather, Peter Goulding gives us a uniquely personal insight into the season in his inimitable style, not that many people would want to imitate it.

The Complete Community Voice Musings

The Complete Community Voice Musings PDF Author: Peter Goulding
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1291542515
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 456

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Book Description
For eight years, Peter Goulding wrote a regular Musings column in the Community Voice, Dublin 15's newspaper of record. Quirky and humorous, they are a snapshot of life in a large suburb of Dublin during the volatile noughties, covering areas as diverse as local politics, refuse collection and Lionel Richie.

The Company of Demons

The Company of Demons PDF Author: Michael Jordan
Publisher: Greenleaf Book Group
ISBN: 1626344523
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 329

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Book Description
The brutal murder of a friend leaves lawyer John Coleman stunned and sends shockwaves through the city of Cleveland. The technique of the killing recalls memories of the Torso Murderer, who dismembered at least twelve people decades ago and then vanished—eluding even legendary crime fighter Eliot Ness. Jennifer, the victim’s beautiful daughter, hires John to handle her father’s estate, and romantic feelings for her soon complicate his already troubled marriage. When John finds himself entangled with a cold-blooded biker gang, an ex-cop with a fuzzy past, and the drug-addicted son of the dead man, he struggles to make sense of it all. ​But he cannot shake a growing sense of dread.

Bosoms bared - poems to read poolside

Bosoms bared - poems to read poolside PDF Author: Peter Goulding
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1291541845
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 111

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Book Description
The 125 poems contained in this collection were written on sunbeds on five different sun holidays and are about the experience of going on a sun holiday. They are intended to be read while on a sun holiday. Of course you can read it over the Christmas holidays if you prefer, or on the bus into work. Your call. Some of the poems are funny, some are reflective, some stray into the area of black humour. Most of them are crap. That's life.

Dining with Milton and Bunyan and other comic verse

Dining with Milton and Bunyan and other comic verse PDF Author: Peter Goulding
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0244659826
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 164

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Book Description
Peter Goulding's fourth, or maybe fifth, (who's counting?) book of comic verse again delves the murky depths of the poet's imagination. There are still plenty of poems about murdering his wife and disposing of her body but there are darker poems too - the proliferation of tomatoes on Jupiter, the birth of Princess Charlotte and his critiques of the counties of Tipperary and Offaly, to name but four. His mind, which, to be frank, would be put to much better use, learning a trade or simply vegetating, is again employed solving many of the world's problems in rhyming couplets, villanelles and other fiendish weapons of mass destruction. Comes with a cultural health warning.

Shelbourne FC - the 2005 Season in verse

Shelbourne FC - the 2005 Season in verse PDF Author: Peter Goulding
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 129155985X
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 157

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Book Description
The 2005 League of Ireland season was another epic. Champions Shelbourne had a mid-season slump despite having strengthened the squad; arch-rivals Shamrock Rovers were deducted 8 points for being millions in debt; Cork lost Dolan but gained Rico and snatched the title from Derry on the last day of the season; the Superdrogs won the Cup; and Rico lost his hat. All these events and more were recorded by Peter Goulding in verse form at the time. Sadly, he has now decided to publish them.

Terry Mancini's arse (and 238 other comic football poems)

Terry Mancini's arse (and 238 other comic football poems) PDF Author: Peter Goulding
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 129154304X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 236

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Book Description
239 poems about what the Americans call soccer, most of them darkly funny, some of them wistful and nostalgic, a few angry.This is the cumulation of Peter Goulding's 15 years writing football poetry.

Shelbourne FC 2006 in verse

Shelbourne FC 2006 in verse PDF Author: Peter Goulding
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1291549609
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 89

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Book Description
The 2006 League of Ireland season will be remembered by Shelbourne fans for different reasons. It was the season that we played some of the best football seen at the club. It was the season we clinched the title on the last day of the season. It was the season the club was nearly destroyed by financial problems. It was the season of Stuey Byrne's rant. The poems in this book tell an unfolding tale that charts the highs and lows of a remarkable season.