Suntix Is Life PDF Download

Author: Suntix Universe
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ISBN: 9781720506225
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Languages : en
Pages : 102

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Book Description
Read the Description and Have Your Mind Blown Calm down. It's just a cool notebook. You're hyperventilating because you ain't never seen a deal like this before. Get yourself together and keep reading this incredible description that barely serves to do justice to the new Suntix Universe cat notebook. Yes, 100 lined pages to fill with creativity. An awesome design on the front of Gary the cat. You are welcome. What makes this notebook so much better than every other notebook that has ever existed? I'm glad you asked. It starts with the concept. You know the Old Spice guy right? Imagine if he were a cat. That's bold, son. Gary the cat is basically that and more. He's a living legend. He's a boss. He's a playa. He's a cat that does whatever he wants. Rumor has it he bought a 99' TransAm and does donuts in the Wal Mart parking lot in the A.M. Leather seats, sunroof, and Tupac blaring out the speakers. Also those swanky dice hanging from the mirror. Jealous? Yeah... I know. What else you ask? Let's talk about this wicked notebook. 100 ruled pages. Yeah baby, it's basically a one subject composition notebook. Pretty exotic looking cover that is a smooth matte finish. That's fancy. The millennials say it is "savage AF". Whatever that means. I'd just say it's gnarly, rad, awesome, or pretty neat. I dunno. Synonyms for "cool" change all the time. Pick the one you like. Don't trip. You know this is a badass notebook. Especially if you like cats or something. I mean, even a dog lover has to agree. You can write all kinds of stuff in it. Or draw pictures. You can even make a list of ish you gotta buy or write a friend a letter. I'd just text them though. It's way easier and faster. We are not done. This wacky notebook also includes INFINITE POTENTIAL. I mean... You can basically fill it with anything that comes out of your mind. Grab some crayons, markers, pencils, pens, or even paint. If you buy it you could even burn it. Or give it as a gift. Damn... birthday and Christmas gift ideas! This is most definitely and probably just maybe the greatest notebook ever. Bold claim, son? Or a fact-based opinion? To be honest, you shouldn't even buy this notebook. I mean... You can get a waaaaay cheaper one at the dollar store. Actually you could probably buy 3-4 notebooks for the same price. But before you decide, read the last bit of the description. But seriously, you probably waste more money on more ridiculous stuff all the time. So I'd say there is a possibility you will do the same again. And again? Yeah. Imagine this. You're sitting there on the beach wearing jean shorts and a tropical shirt. You are sipping a cold drink and enjoying life. You are overflowing with all these cool ideas about life, but you know you'll just forget them. You come up with rich ideas all the time but later they slip your mind. But wait!!! You just remembered you have a cool cat notebook to write down your ideas. Next thing you know your ideas create a million-dollar paycheck and you live happily ever after. That's the American dream come true. Can you afford not to buy this cool cat notebook?