Author: Heidi Rice
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 059543472X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 142
Book Description
From playing hopscotch on the black and white tiles of the kitchen floor, attempting a stealth purchase of feminine protection for his wife, imitating Mighty Mouse by saving the day each morning as he bounds down the stairs or secretly being taped by Dateline NBC as he watches a "Monday Night Football" game, Heidi Rice's husband, who she affectionately calls "husband-head", is an eight-year-old, football addict trapped in a man's body and a great subject for a humor columnist. For ten years, Heidi Rice has entertained readers of all ages with her weekly "Fried Rice" humor column in the Glenwood Springs (Colo.) Post Independent, detailing life with her spouse. Now peer into the lives of the Rice's-a baby boomer couple who don't have babies but share a lot of laughs-in this sixty-column collection of her favorites. From football to family, housekeeping to holidays, there is something in Skully Says Shut It! that will assure you that (sigh) you aren't the only weirdoes in the world.
Skully Says Shut It!
Author: Heidi Rice
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 059543472X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 142
Book Description
From playing hopscotch on the black and white tiles of the kitchen floor, attempting a stealth purchase of feminine protection for his wife, imitating Mighty Mouse by saving the day each morning as he bounds down the stairs or secretly being taped by Dateline NBC as he watches a "Monday Night Football" game, Heidi Rice's husband, who she affectionately calls "husband-head", is an eight-year-old, football addict trapped in a man's body and a great subject for a humor columnist. For ten years, Heidi Rice has entertained readers of all ages with her weekly "Fried Rice" humor column in the Glenwood Springs (Colo.) Post Independent, detailing life with her spouse. Now peer into the lives of the Rice's-a baby boomer couple who don't have babies but share a lot of laughs-in this sixty-column collection of her favorites. From football to family, housekeeping to holidays, there is something in Skully Says Shut It! that will assure you that (sigh) you aren't the only weirdoes in the world.
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 059543472X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 142
Book Description
From playing hopscotch on the black and white tiles of the kitchen floor, attempting a stealth purchase of feminine protection for his wife, imitating Mighty Mouse by saving the day each morning as he bounds down the stairs or secretly being taped by Dateline NBC as he watches a "Monday Night Football" game, Heidi Rice's husband, who she affectionately calls "husband-head", is an eight-year-old, football addict trapped in a man's body and a great subject for a humor columnist. For ten years, Heidi Rice has entertained readers of all ages with her weekly "Fried Rice" humor column in the Glenwood Springs (Colo.) Post Independent, detailing life with her spouse. Now peer into the lives of the Rice's-a baby boomer couple who don't have babies but share a lot of laughs-in this sixty-column collection of her favorites. From football to family, housekeeping to holidays, there is something in Skully Says Shut It! that will assure you that (sigh) you aren't the only weirdoes in the world.
Out of Eden
Author: Beth Ciotta
Publisher: HQN Books
ISBN: 1426851707
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 379
Book Description
Sometimes paradise isn't all it's cracked up to be. That's what I, Kylie McGraw, have discovered since sacrificing my dreams of traveling the world to run the family shoe store. But if I have my way, peaceful Eden, Indiana, is in for a major shake-up…. It all began on my birthday, when I got drunk and disorderly all over Eden's hunky new police chief (and my former high school crush), Jack Reynolds. Then I may have, in my Cosmo haze, witnessed a murder in progress. Now I'm almost certain I'm being stalked by the mob, while he-of-the-distracting-abs Jack continues to think I'm nuts. However, there comes a time when a girl has to kick off her sensible shoes (size 7, cushion insoles) and go after what she wants. So if I can just survive long enough to put on my sexy new red heels, that's exactly what I intend to do….
Publisher: HQN Books
ISBN: 1426851707
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 379
Book Description
Sometimes paradise isn't all it's cracked up to be. That's what I, Kylie McGraw, have discovered since sacrificing my dreams of traveling the world to run the family shoe store. But if I have my way, peaceful Eden, Indiana, is in for a major shake-up…. It all began on my birthday, when I got drunk and disorderly all over Eden's hunky new police chief (and my former high school crush), Jack Reynolds. Then I may have, in my Cosmo haze, witnessed a murder in progress. Now I'm almost certain I'm being stalked by the mob, while he-of-the-distracting-abs Jack continues to think I'm nuts. However, there comes a time when a girl has to kick off her sensible shoes (size 7, cushion insoles) and go after what she wants. So if I can just survive long enough to put on my sexy new red heels, that's exactly what I intend to do….
The Lotus Crew
Author: Stewart Meyer
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 1497685214
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 146
Book Description
Dope, duplicity, and violence fill this gasser of a novel from a protégé of William S. Burroughs Set in the scorched cityscape of the Reagan-era Lower East Side of Manhattan, The Lotus Crew is Stewart Meyer’s harrowing yet humorous tale of loyalty and betrayal in the face of heroin addiction. Two street junkies, the introverted Alvira and the gregarious Tommy, team up to spark a street-retailing crew pushing the best heroin in town. In the abandoned buildings and back alleys of an Alphabet City that is as dangerous as the Wild West, the stamp of the Triad crew on a glassine bag of dope means it’s a smoker. The duo is wildly successful until someone counterfeits the Triad seal and triggers a reaction from Tommy that leads to violence—and to a rude awakening for Alvira.
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 1497685214
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 146
Book Description
Dope, duplicity, and violence fill this gasser of a novel from a protégé of William S. Burroughs Set in the scorched cityscape of the Reagan-era Lower East Side of Manhattan, The Lotus Crew is Stewart Meyer’s harrowing yet humorous tale of loyalty and betrayal in the face of heroin addiction. Two street junkies, the introverted Alvira and the gregarious Tommy, team up to spark a street-retailing crew pushing the best heroin in town. In the abandoned buildings and back alleys of an Alphabet City that is as dangerous as the Wild West, the stamp of the Triad crew on a glassine bag of dope means it’s a smoker. The duo is wildly successful until someone counterfeits the Triad seal and triggers a reaction from Tommy that leads to violence—and to a rude awakening for Alvira.
The Damascus Road
Author: L. A. Jaworski
Publisher: Archway Publishing
ISBN: 1480870935
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 402
Book Description
Judas Coon Seols is a simple family man with a strong faith in God and a new purpose as deacon of a church founded by his acquaintances, Sister Patricia and Father O’Brien. Sister Patricia is a forensic pathologist who, along with Father O’Brien, has finally determined her identity as a practicing Christian. As she carefully examines her most recent corpse tattooed with Michelangelo’s The Last Judgement, Judas looks on as both are filled with questions, especially since this is just one of many recent strange deaths. Meanwhile as two detectives begin an investigation into the murders, they are less than successful—until they stumble upon Sister Patricia’s possible involvement. While attempting to fully understand the killer’s motive, the detectives must overcome several obstacles as those involved are forced to trust not just themselves, but also their individual beliefs. Unfortunately, as they are all about to discover, people are not always who they seem. The Damascus Road chronicles a perplexing series of murders as a pathologist, church deacon, and two detectives become immersed in a battle of good versus evil.
Publisher: Archway Publishing
ISBN: 1480870935
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 402
Book Description
Judas Coon Seols is a simple family man with a strong faith in God and a new purpose as deacon of a church founded by his acquaintances, Sister Patricia and Father O’Brien. Sister Patricia is a forensic pathologist who, along with Father O’Brien, has finally determined her identity as a practicing Christian. As she carefully examines her most recent corpse tattooed with Michelangelo’s The Last Judgement, Judas looks on as both are filled with questions, especially since this is just one of many recent strange deaths. Meanwhile as two detectives begin an investigation into the murders, they are less than successful—until they stumble upon Sister Patricia’s possible involvement. While attempting to fully understand the killer’s motive, the detectives must overcome several obstacles as those involved are forced to trust not just themselves, but also their individual beliefs. Unfortunately, as they are all about to discover, people are not always who they seem. The Damascus Road chronicles a perplexing series of murders as a pathologist, church deacon, and two detectives become immersed in a battle of good versus evil.
Burn
Author: Holly S Roberts
Publisher: Wicked Story Telling
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 227
Book Description
An epic mafia romance not for the faint of heart. The Hotter Than Hell series crosses the line into dark romance. The books are steamy, unethical, and HOT! Written by USA TODAY Bestselling Author Holly S Roberts. The Hotter Than Hell series is filled with violence, passion, and filthy language and is not for everyone. The motorcycle outlaw is out for blood in BURN: Dax: I took over the club with blood and death and I’ll keep it the same way. No woman in her right mind would dare try to take what I have. Sofia: I’ve gone insane and I haven’t been right since the death of my mother. Someone must pay with blood and I’m going after them even if it kills me. What readers are saying: “Burn for the soul.” “Read and burn.” “Very emotional story.” Hotter Than Hell Continues: ★Street Justice★ Book IV ★Ignite★ Book V ★Combust★ Book VI ★Inferno★ Book VII
Publisher: Wicked Story Telling
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 227
Book Description
An epic mafia romance not for the faint of heart. The Hotter Than Hell series crosses the line into dark romance. The books are steamy, unethical, and HOT! Written by USA TODAY Bestselling Author Holly S Roberts. The Hotter Than Hell series is filled with violence, passion, and filthy language and is not for everyone. The motorcycle outlaw is out for blood in BURN: Dax: I took over the club with blood and death and I’ll keep it the same way. No woman in her right mind would dare try to take what I have. Sofia: I’ve gone insane and I haven’t been right since the death of my mother. Someone must pay with blood and I’m going after them even if it kills me. What readers are saying: “Burn for the soul.” “Read and burn.” “Very emotional story.” Hotter Than Hell Continues: ★Street Justice★ Book IV ★Ignite★ Book V ★Combust★ Book VI ★Inferno★ Book VII
CHIMERAWORLD #1
Author: Mike Philbin
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1411648633
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 164
Book Description
Chimeraworld #1 is a dark place your mind will never escape. A collection of the most ferocious, the most relentless, the most wonderfully rendered nightmare landscapes ever witnessed in literary history. This is not horror. This is not sci-fi. This is not mystery. This is not thriller. CHIMERAWORLD exceeds all boundaries of taste and narrative. Stories from C.C. Parker, W. Bill Czolgosz, Greg Beatty, John Peters, L. Marie Wood, Latricia L. Lane, T.M. Gray, Ken Goldman, Queenie Tirone, Jaime L. Burvato, Alex Severin, William S. Brock, polycarp kusch, Joseph Miles, Kevin Anderson, J. M. Heluk, Isaac Fellows, Kevin L. Donihe, Tony Richards, S.J. Hinton, Steve Short, John Edward Lawson and Rickey Windell George
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1411648633
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 164
Book Description
Chimeraworld #1 is a dark place your mind will never escape. A collection of the most ferocious, the most relentless, the most wonderfully rendered nightmare landscapes ever witnessed in literary history. This is not horror. This is not sci-fi. This is not mystery. This is not thriller. CHIMERAWORLD exceeds all boundaries of taste and narrative. Stories from C.C. Parker, W. Bill Czolgosz, Greg Beatty, John Peters, L. Marie Wood, Latricia L. Lane, T.M. Gray, Ken Goldman, Queenie Tirone, Jaime L. Burvato, Alex Severin, William S. Brock, polycarp kusch, Joseph Miles, Kevin Anderson, J. M. Heluk, Isaac Fellows, Kevin L. Donihe, Tony Richards, S.J. Hinton, Steve Short, John Edward Lawson and Rickey Windell George
The Spell of the Sorcerer's Skull
Author: John Bellairs
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 1497614392
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 177
Book Description
A bookish boy searches for his missing best friend in this spooky tale by the author of The House with a Clock in Its Walls On a country lane in snowbound 1950s New Hampshire, a car goes skidding off the road. Professor Childermass and Johnny Dixon escape unscathed, but their car is stuck, and they are forced to walk into town. Johnny doesn’t mind. A curious young man, he has fun anytime the professor takes him out, because he’s treated like an adult. Together they’ve gotten into all sorts of supernatural scrapes, and this winter night, they’ll face their toughest challenge yet. When Childermass suddenly vanishes, Johnny is the only one who can find him. The mystery is linked to a tiny skull taken from a child’s dollhouse, which seems to have powers too terrible to guess at. With the help of a crusty old Irish priest, Johnny chases the clues to his friend’s disappearance all the way to the rocky coast of Maine, where something evil hungers for revenge. From the author of the series featuring Lewis Barnavelt and Anthony Monday, the Johnny Dixon novels are charmingly old-school and shot through with suspense, and The Spell of the Sorcerer’s Skull may be the most chilling of them all.
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 1497614392
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 177
Book Description
A bookish boy searches for his missing best friend in this spooky tale by the author of The House with a Clock in Its Walls On a country lane in snowbound 1950s New Hampshire, a car goes skidding off the road. Professor Childermass and Johnny Dixon escape unscathed, but their car is stuck, and they are forced to walk into town. Johnny doesn’t mind. A curious young man, he has fun anytime the professor takes him out, because he’s treated like an adult. Together they’ve gotten into all sorts of supernatural scrapes, and this winter night, they’ll face their toughest challenge yet. When Childermass suddenly vanishes, Johnny is the only one who can find him. The mystery is linked to a tiny skull taken from a child’s dollhouse, which seems to have powers too terrible to guess at. With the help of a crusty old Irish priest, Johnny chases the clues to his friend’s disappearance all the way to the rocky coast of Maine, where something evil hungers for revenge. From the author of the series featuring Lewis Barnavelt and Anthony Monday, the Johnny Dixon novels are charmingly old-school and shot through with suspense, and The Spell of the Sorcerer’s Skull may be the most chilling of them all.
Nekropolis
Author: Tim Waggoner
Publisher: Angry Robot, Limited
ISBN: 0857660136
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 319
Book Description
Matthew Richter, a zombie private investigator who is slowly decaying, teams up with Devona, a half-woman, half-vampire hybrid, in order to find a potent artifact before it can be used to destroy the balance of power in Nekropolis.
Publisher: Angry Robot, Limited
ISBN: 0857660136
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 319
Book Description
Matthew Richter, a zombie private investigator who is slowly decaying, teams up with Devona, a half-woman, half-vampire hybrid, in order to find a potent artifact before it can be used to destroy the balance of power in Nekropolis.
Elimination
Author: Ed Gorman
Publisher: Crossroad Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 251
Book Description
An assassination attempt on a U.S. congresswoman spells danger for Dev Conrad. Political consultant Dev Conrad is doing his best to help secure a re-election victory for congresswoman Jessica Bradshaw, who's fighting a fierce battle with her far-right opponent, Michael Dorsey. But the campaign is thrown into chaos when an assassination attempt is made on Jessica's life. She survives, and finds herself leading the race, but when the shotgun used in the shooting is found in the trunk of one of Jennifer's staffers, the assassination attempt suddenly looks staged to win votes. With Jessica's campaign in ruins, Dev investigates. Who wants Jessica dead, and is the reason solely political? Someone is determined Dev won't find answers...
Publisher: Crossroad Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 251
Book Description
An assassination attempt on a U.S. congresswoman spells danger for Dev Conrad. Political consultant Dev Conrad is doing his best to help secure a re-election victory for congresswoman Jessica Bradshaw, who's fighting a fierce battle with her far-right opponent, Michael Dorsey. But the campaign is thrown into chaos when an assassination attempt is made on Jessica's life. She survives, and finds herself leading the race, but when the shotgun used in the shooting is found in the trunk of one of Jennifer's staffers, the assassination attempt suddenly looks staged to win votes. With Jessica's campaign in ruins, Dev investigates. Who wants Jessica dead, and is the reason solely political? Someone is determined Dev won't find answers...
The Death of Captain America
Author: Larry Hama
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 1504092929
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 216
Book Description
An assassin’s bullet shakes up the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D. in this gripping prose adaptation of the blockbuster Marvel graphic novel. As Captain America, Steve Rogers lived for his country. He was a hero, a patriot, and an inspiration to millions. He embodied the greatest ideals of the United States. But now someone has killed America’s greatest hero in cold blood. In the aftermath, Cap’s friends and associates are left to pick up the pieces. Falcon, Cap’s longtime partner, vows revenge. Sharon Carter, Cap’s lover, grapples with grief. Tony Stark, also known as Iron Man, has become the new head of S.H.I.E.L.D. and must decide who will take up the mantle of Captain America. But he had better watch out. Bucky Barnes, aka the Winter Soldier, blames Tony for Cap’s death and wants him dead . . . Adapted from the graphic novel by Ed Brubaker and Steve Epting
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 1504092929
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 216
Book Description
An assassin’s bullet shakes up the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D. in this gripping prose adaptation of the blockbuster Marvel graphic novel. As Captain America, Steve Rogers lived for his country. He was a hero, a patriot, and an inspiration to millions. He embodied the greatest ideals of the United States. But now someone has killed America’s greatest hero in cold blood. In the aftermath, Cap’s friends and associates are left to pick up the pieces. Falcon, Cap’s longtime partner, vows revenge. Sharon Carter, Cap’s lover, grapples with grief. Tony Stark, also known as Iron Man, has become the new head of S.H.I.E.L.D. and must decide who will take up the mantle of Captain America. But he had better watch out. Bucky Barnes, aka the Winter Soldier, blames Tony for Cap’s death and wants him dead . . . Adapted from the graphic novel by Ed Brubaker and Steve Epting