The Book of Senior Moments

The Book of Senior Moments PDF Author: Shelley Klein
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
ISBN: 1843174332
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 233

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Book Description
An absolutely essential book for anyone growing long in the tooth and short of memory.

Senior Moments: Older But No Wiser

Senior Moments: Older But No Wiser PDF Author: Tim (Cartoonist) Whyatt
Publisher: Senior Moments
ISBN: 9781787415799
Category : Older people
Languages : en
Pages : 56

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365 Senior Moments You'd Rather Forget

365 Senior Moments You'd Rather Forget PDF Author: Karen O'Connor
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
ISBN: 0736948392
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 141

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Book Description
Karen O’Connor, bestselling author of Gettin’ Old Ain’t for Wimps (more than 300,000 copies sold), offers a great collection of humorous anecdotes on senior moments. Readers in the better half of life will discover 365 rather funny situations to avoid, with some of them sounding all too familiar. They are encouraged to avoid… leaving the key in the front door and going to sleep feeling secure. purchasing a book to improve your memory but leaving it at the checkout counter. dropping the boat anchor and then realizing it wasn’t tied to the boat. This warmhearted and playful book encourages laughter and taking life in stride.

A Senior Moment Is Just a Wrinkle in Time

A Senior Moment Is Just a Wrinkle in Time PDF Author:
Publisher: Product Concept Incorporated
ISBN: 9780984332809
Category : Christian life
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Book Description
Most commonly found on the nightstound or in the bathroom, is this little treasure of a book with favorite quote from the wise and the humorous, uplifting stories and reflections, and prayers to guide those who are getting older. It's a gift not to take one's self TOO seriously...and this is the perfect gift to give that lift.

Senior Moments: Christmas

Senior Moments: Christmas PDF Author: Tim Whyatt
Publisher: Templar Publishing
ISBN: 1787413020
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 50

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Book Description
A festively funny cartoon collection by Whyatt. Have you drunk too much and fallen asleep on the sofa? Have you eaten your weight in food and had to undo the button on your trousers? Are you stuck with a certain family member you've been avoiding all year? Yes, it's... Christmas! The festive time is finally here and what better way to depict the good humour of Christmas than Tim Whyatt's Senior Moments: Christmas. Filled with hilarious illustrations this is a book that will have you laughing around the Christmas table. See a side to Santa you never new, snowmen with a sense of humour and of course the priceless, festive family moments we all love.

Senior Moments Flip Book

Senior Moments Flip Book PDF Author:
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781909732209
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

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Help, Lord! I'm Having A Senior Moment

Help, Lord! I'm Having A Senior Moment PDF Author: Karen O'Connor
Publisher: Gospel Light Publications
ISBN: 9780830734405
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 236

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Book Description
Like it or not, senior moments happen. We might as well laugh about them and thank God for the way they add interest to our lives. After all, what would life be without the cordless phone ringing faintly from where you left it in the fridge? Some senior moments are more heartbreaking or embarrassing than funny. But in every case, we can take them to the Lord who cares for us. This book brings encouragement to people in their golden years. Each of the 90 short pieces contains a note to God about a topic of special interest to seniors, a word from God in Scripture, a prayer and a place for the reader to write his or her note to God.

Senior Moments: Love and Marriage

Senior Moments: Love and Marriage PDF Author: Tim Whyatt
Publisher: Senior Moments
ISBN: 9781787411371
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Do you remember when you had that feeling of butterflies, that instant sexual chemistry and the joy of falling in love? Now do you remember getting married and forgetting what any of that feels like? Resigned to a life of birthday sex and children slowly draining your bank account? This hilarious book depicts both the early stages of love and attraction, and the laugh out loud realities of being married. Not all bad, but certainly all funny.

Senior Moments: Uncensored

Senior Moments: Uncensored PDF Author: Tim Whyatt
Publisher: Senior Moments
ISBN: 9781787411388
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Book Description
An indecently funny cartoon collection by Tim Whyatt, creator of the award-winning "Traces of Nuts" greetings card range, featuring everything from the naughty bits, to the downright rude!

Senior Moments

Senior Moments PDF Author: Angus FitzSimons
Publisher: Hachette Australia
ISBN: 0733645615
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 232

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Book Description
Have you had a Senior Moment yet? Maybe you know someone who's had a few? Check this list to know for sure: · You can remember being told the King was dead (George, not Elvis). · You still say 'colour television', and you watch television on a television. · Your home phone rings and you answer it. (And you still have a phone, not a 'landline'.) · You boast about 'doing it' three times a night and that's just getting up to pee. · You realise that your wardrobe has become ironic. You're not back in fashion, but you're hip. (And ironically, you now have an artificial hip). If you answered 'yes' to one or more of the above, congratulations! You are officially a Senior and this book is here to guide you through your best years (i.e. the past). Stroll, or maybe shuffle, down Nostalgia Avenue and bask in the glory of growing old disgracefully. (If you are a Young Person, this is the easiest Senior gift idea ever. You're welcome!)

Senior Moments: Animal Instincts

Senior Moments: Animal Instincts PDF Author: Tim Whyatt
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781787414266
Category : Animals
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Book Description
Everyone has at some point watched their pet in despair as they fight the losing battle of trying to chase their own tail. Or maybe you've felt personally targeted by a particularly vicious seagull who had his eye on your ice cream? Animals are supposed to be our friends and our loyal companions, but we all know that isn't always the case. This amusing collection of cartoons shows the hilarious thought processes of the furry creatures we share our world with and the animal instincts that lurk inside every human.