Author: David Sedaris
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 0748123075
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 89
Book Description
A collection of surprising, disarming and 'extremely funny' essays from the internationally bestselling author of Me Talk Pretty One Day (Sunday Times) Santaland Diaries collects six of David Sedaris's most profound Christmas stories into one slender volume perfect for use as a last-minute coaster or ice-scraper. This drinking man's companion can be enjoyed by the warmth of a raging fire, the glow of a brilliantly decorated tree, or even in the back seat of a police car. It should be read with your eyes, felt with your heart, and heard only when spoken to. It should, in short, behave much like a book. And oh, what a book it is! 'Sedaris writes with a gentle but unfailing acuity and a keen eye for the ridiculous ... extremely funny' -Sunday Times
Santaland Diaries
Author: David Sedaris
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 0748123075
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 89
Book Description
A collection of surprising, disarming and 'extremely funny' essays from the internationally bestselling author of Me Talk Pretty One Day (Sunday Times) Santaland Diaries collects six of David Sedaris's most profound Christmas stories into one slender volume perfect for use as a last-minute coaster or ice-scraper. This drinking man's companion can be enjoyed by the warmth of a raging fire, the glow of a brilliantly decorated tree, or even in the back seat of a police car. It should be read with your eyes, felt with your heart, and heard only when spoken to. It should, in short, behave much like a book. And oh, what a book it is! 'Sedaris writes with a gentle but unfailing acuity and a keen eye for the ridiculous ... extremely funny' -Sunday Times
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 0748123075
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 89
Book Description
A collection of surprising, disarming and 'extremely funny' essays from the internationally bestselling author of Me Talk Pretty One Day (Sunday Times) Santaland Diaries collects six of David Sedaris's most profound Christmas stories into one slender volume perfect for use as a last-minute coaster or ice-scraper. This drinking man's companion can be enjoyed by the warmth of a raging fire, the glow of a brilliantly decorated tree, or even in the back seat of a police car. It should be read with your eyes, felt with your heart, and heard only when spoken to. It should, in short, behave much like a book. And oh, what a book it is! 'Sedaris writes with a gentle but unfailing acuity and a keen eye for the ridiculous ... extremely funny' -Sunday Times
The Red Suit Diaries
Author: Ed Butchart
Publisher: Baker Books
ISBN: 1441210512
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 111
Book Description
Tom Brokaw said it best about the author: This Santa "can only be described as the real thing." With warmth, humor, and wonder, Ed Butchart shares his stories as a professional Santa Claus in The Red Suit Diaries. Deftly combining his Santa persona with his passion for God, Butchart reveals himself as a once-hardened Marine who found Jesus and began to serve others in unusual ways. Readers who open The Red Suit Diaries will find themselves transfixed-from Santa's day job refurbishing medical equipment for the disabled, to the sweetest of secrets whispered in Santa's ear and written in letters, and the story of how he unknowingly found "Mrs. Claus." Woven throughout is a faith-and a joy of giving-that energizes Butchart's mission to spread love to all kinds of children and adults. This fun-spirited, inspirational read will delight collectors of Christmas books and anyone who's a child at heart.
Publisher: Baker Books
ISBN: 1441210512
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 111
Book Description
Tom Brokaw said it best about the author: This Santa "can only be described as the real thing." With warmth, humor, and wonder, Ed Butchart shares his stories as a professional Santa Claus in The Red Suit Diaries. Deftly combining his Santa persona with his passion for God, Butchart reveals himself as a once-hardened Marine who found Jesus and began to serve others in unusual ways. Readers who open The Red Suit Diaries will find themselves transfixed-from Santa's day job refurbishing medical equipment for the disabled, to the sweetest of secrets whispered in Santa's ear and written in letters, and the story of how he unknowingly found "Mrs. Claus." Woven throughout is a faith-and a joy of giving-that energizes Butchart's mission to spread love to all kinds of children and adults. This fun-spirited, inspirational read will delight collectors of Christmas books and anyone who's a child at heart.
The Santaland Diaries ; And, Season's Greetings
Author: David Sedaris
Publisher: Dramatists Play Service Inc
ISBN: 9780822216315
Category : Drama
Languages : en
Pages : 60
Book Description
THE STORIES: THE SANTALAND DIARIES is a brilliant evocation of what a slacker's Christmas must feel like. Out of work, our slacker decides to become a Macy's elf during the holiday crunch. At first the job is simply humiliating, but once the thousands of
Publisher: Dramatists Play Service Inc
ISBN: 9780822216315
Category : Drama
Languages : en
Pages : 60
Book Description
THE STORIES: THE SANTALAND DIARIES is a brilliant evocation of what a slacker's Christmas must feel like. Out of work, our slacker decides to become a Macy's elf during the holiday crunch. At first the job is simply humiliating, but once the thousands of
Holidays on Ice
Author: David Sedaris
Publisher: Little, Brown
ISBN: 0316073636
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 140
Book Description
David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favoritesas the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick-or-treaters ("Us and Them"); the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French ("Jesus Shaves"); what to do when you've been locked out in a snowstorm ("Let It Snow"); the puzzling Christmas traditions of other nations ("Six to Eight Black Men"); what Halloween at the medical examiner's looks like ("The Monster Mash"); and a barnyard secret Santa scheme gone awry ("Cow and Turkey"). No matter what your favorite holiday, you won't want to miss celebrating it with the author who has been called "one of the funniest writers alive" (Economist).
Publisher: Little, Brown
ISBN: 0316073636
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 140
Book Description
David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favoritesas the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick-or-treaters ("Us and Them"); the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French ("Jesus Shaves"); what to do when you've been locked out in a snowstorm ("Let It Snow"); the puzzling Christmas traditions of other nations ("Six to Eight Black Men"); what Halloween at the medical examiner's looks like ("The Monster Mash"); and a barnyard secret Santa scheme gone awry ("Cow and Turkey"). No matter what your favorite holiday, you won't want to miss celebrating it with the author who has been called "one of the funniest writers alive" (Economist).
Barrel Fever
Author: David Sedaris
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 0748123083
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 185
Book Description
In David Sedaris's world, no one is safe and no cow is sacred. A manic cross between Mark Leyner, Fran Lebowitz and the National Enquirer, Sedaris's collection of stories and essays is a rollicking tour through the American Zeitgeist: a man who is loved too much flees the heavyweight champion of the world; a teenage suicide tried to incite a lynch mob at her funeral; and in his essays, David Sedaris considers the hazards of rewards of smoking, writing for Giantess magazine, and living with his scrappy brother Paul, aka 'The Rooster'. With a perfect eye and a voice infused with as much empathy as wit, Sedaris writes and reads stories and essays that target the soulful ridiculousness of our behaviour. Barrel Fever is like a blind date with modern life - and anything can happen.
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 0748123083
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 185
Book Description
In David Sedaris's world, no one is safe and no cow is sacred. A manic cross between Mark Leyner, Fran Lebowitz and the National Enquirer, Sedaris's collection of stories and essays is a rollicking tour through the American Zeitgeist: a man who is loved too much flees the heavyweight champion of the world; a teenage suicide tried to incite a lynch mob at her funeral; and in his essays, David Sedaris considers the hazards of rewards of smoking, writing for Giantess magazine, and living with his scrappy brother Paul, aka 'The Rooster'. With a perfect eye and a voice infused with as much empathy as wit, Sedaris writes and reads stories and essays that target the soulful ridiculousness of our behaviour. Barrel Fever is like a blind date with modern life - and anything can happen.
A Nancy Drew Christmas
Author: Carolyn Keene
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1534431632
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 352
Book Description
Hardcover edition originally published 2018.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1534431632
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 352
Book Description
Hardcover edition originally published 2018.
Christmas Wombat
Author: Jackie French
Publisher: HarperCollins Australia
ISBN: 1460700139
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
It's Christmas - from a wombat's point of view. It's Christmas! And it's Christmas for Mothball the Wombat, too.She eats, she sleeps, she scratches,but on Christmas Eve ... Created by writer Jackie French and illustrator Bruce Whatley, CHRISTMAS WOMBAT is another irresistible picture book by this extraordinary award-winning pair. Ages 3+
Publisher: HarperCollins Australia
ISBN: 1460700139
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
It's Christmas - from a wombat's point of view. It's Christmas! And it's Christmas for Mothball the Wombat, too.She eats, she sleeps, she scratches,but on Christmas Eve ... Created by writer Jackie French and illustrator Bruce Whatley, CHRISTMAS WOMBAT is another irresistible picture book by this extraordinary award-winning pair. Ages 3+
Santa's Book of Knowledge
Author: Santa Al Horton
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1463424043
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 395
Book Description
Have you ever thought what the world would be like if I didnt carry that sack and make that sleigh ride each year? I know one thing; there wouldnt be a need for a Naughty and Nice list anymore. Can you imagine all those children and their sad little faces? I could never give up this cause because the children are so angelic with those bright and cheery smiles when they look at you or the presents you leave on Christmas morning. -- Santa Claus
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1463424043
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 395
Book Description
Have you ever thought what the world would be like if I didnt carry that sack and make that sleigh ride each year? I know one thing; there wouldnt be a need for a Naughty and Nice list anymore. Can you imagine all those children and their sad little faces? I could never give up this cause because the children are so angelic with those bright and cheery smiles when they look at you or the presents you leave on Christmas morning. -- Santa Claus
Operation Merry Christmas (Ella Diaries #9)
Author: Meredith Costain
Publisher: Scholastic Australia
ISBN: 1761523015
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 146
Book Description
Moonlight Gardens Caravan Park has closed down, and Ella has to spend Christmas at home–it’s going to be boring, boring, BORING! So Ella comes up with a plan to make the holidays EXCELLENTLY excellent again. But then Peach Parker announces she’s organising her own AMAZING Christmas party. . . and Ella’s NOT INVITED! Will all of Ella’s plans be ruined? Or will OPERATION MERRY CHRISTMAS still be a success?
Publisher: Scholastic Australia
ISBN: 1761523015
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 146
Book Description
Moonlight Gardens Caravan Park has closed down, and Ella has to spend Christmas at home–it’s going to be boring, boring, BORING! So Ella comes up with a plan to make the holidays EXCELLENTLY excellent again. But then Peach Parker announces she’s organising her own AMAZING Christmas party. . . and Ella’s NOT INVITED! Will all of Ella’s plans be ruined? Or will OPERATION MERRY CHRISTMAS still be a success?
Diary of a Mall Santa
Author: Stewart Scott
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781939761293
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 204
Book Description
Santa entertains us with his favorite "Tales from the Front." Each story recounts a real life moment with children and adults during the days leading up to Christmas. Some stories are tender and amusing; some are a bit irreverent; others are heartbreaking, yet all are true. These stories are for parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, and other adults. However, by sharing them with children, you risk tarnishing the luster of the Santa experience. And remember, Santa is always watching you.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781939761293
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 204
Book Description
Santa entertains us with his favorite "Tales from the Front." Each story recounts a real life moment with children and adults during the days leading up to Christmas. Some stories are tender and amusing; some are a bit irreverent; others are heartbreaking, yet all are true. These stories are for parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, and other adults. However, by sharing them with children, you risk tarnishing the luster of the Santa experience. And remember, Santa is always watching you.