Author: Bradley Sands
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781936383153
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 130
Book Description
Bizarro humorist Bradley Sands returns with one of the strangest, most hilarious collections of the year.In Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy, the pope gets sued, a headless man falls in love with a bowl of rice, and architects dismantle the earth. A war breaks out over greeting cards. A suicidal amputee tries to kill himself. William S. Burroughs becomes an amateur archaeologist and Tao Lin drinks an ape-flavored smoothie.Between a breakfast of clocks, a lunch date with Adolf Hitler, and breakdancing in outer space, anything is possible in the work of Bradley Sands. Just never wear a bear costume to an orgy.
Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy
Author: Bradley Sands
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781936383153
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 130
Book Description
Bizarro humorist Bradley Sands returns with one of the strangest, most hilarious collections of the year.In Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy, the pope gets sued, a headless man falls in love with a bowl of rice, and architects dismantle the earth. A war breaks out over greeting cards. A suicidal amputee tries to kill himself. William S. Burroughs becomes an amateur archaeologist and Tao Lin drinks an ape-flavored smoothie.Between a breakfast of clocks, a lunch date with Adolf Hitler, and breakdancing in outer space, anything is possible in the work of Bradley Sands. Just never wear a bear costume to an orgy.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781936383153
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 130
Book Description
Bizarro humorist Bradley Sands returns with one of the strangest, most hilarious collections of the year.In Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy, the pope gets sued, a headless man falls in love with a bowl of rice, and architects dismantle the earth. A war breaks out over greeting cards. A suicidal amputee tries to kill himself. William S. Burroughs becomes an amateur archaeologist and Tao Lin drinks an ape-flavored smoothie.Between a breakfast of clocks, a lunch date with Adolf Hitler, and breakdancing in outer space, anything is possible in the work of Bradley Sands. Just never wear a bear costume to an orgy.
My First Orgy
Author: Emily White
Publisher: tredition
ISBN: 3384323408
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 117
Book Description
Indulge in an Unforgettable Journey of Passion and Temptation with Emily White's Erotic Masterpiece! Step into a captivating world where seduction knows no bounds in Emily White's latest collection of scintillating erotic stories, enriched with enchanting hentai illustrations. Immerse yourself in a universe where each word is a whispered promise, and every brushstroke is a visual enchantment that brings fantasies to life in pure hentai style. This collection is a daring invitation to explore the uncharted depths of desire, where pleasure unfolds with audacious strokes and details that will quicken your heartbeat. The carefully crafted hentai illustrations serve as sensuous portals, transporting you into dimensions where every hidden fantasy finds unabashed expression. What to Expect: - A Fusion of Literary Mastery and Sensual Artistry - Explicit and Alluring Hentai Illustrations - Stories That Explore the Boundaries of Lust and Fantasy - A Whirlwind of Seduction and Temptation This isn't just a collection; it's your exclusive ticket to a dimension of hentai eros, meticulously narrated and ardently illustrated by Emily White. Lift the cover and prepare for an intense experience fueled by the flame of passion. Caution: This Collection is Not for the Faint of Heart. Are You Ready to Cross the Threshold?
Publisher: tredition
ISBN: 3384323408
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 117
Book Description
Indulge in an Unforgettable Journey of Passion and Temptation with Emily White's Erotic Masterpiece! Step into a captivating world where seduction knows no bounds in Emily White's latest collection of scintillating erotic stories, enriched with enchanting hentai illustrations. Immerse yourself in a universe where each word is a whispered promise, and every brushstroke is a visual enchantment that brings fantasies to life in pure hentai style. This collection is a daring invitation to explore the uncharted depths of desire, where pleasure unfolds with audacious strokes and details that will quicken your heartbeat. The carefully crafted hentai illustrations serve as sensuous portals, transporting you into dimensions where every hidden fantasy finds unabashed expression. What to Expect: - A Fusion of Literary Mastery and Sensual Artistry - Explicit and Alluring Hentai Illustrations - Stories That Explore the Boundaries of Lust and Fantasy - A Whirlwind of Seduction and Temptation This isn't just a collection; it's your exclusive ticket to a dimension of hentai eros, meticulously narrated and ardently illustrated by Emily White. Lift the cover and prepare for an intense experience fueled by the flame of passion. Caution: This Collection is Not for the Faint of Heart. Are You Ready to Cross the Threshold?
Surprising Myself
Author: Christopher Bram
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 148042451X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 516
Book Description
DIVSeventeen-year-old Joel can’t be gay if he’s straight /divDIV After four years of living with relatives in Switzerland, seventeen-year-old Joel Scherzenlieb finds himself in the United States for the summer, working at a Boy Scout camp. There, he meets nineteen-year-old Corey Cobbett, a fellow counselor who's the only person Joel wants to be friends with. Soon, Joel’s sarcastic, distant CIA father shows up and whisks him away to live with his mother, grandmother, and older sister on a farm in Virginia—he’s not going back to Switzerland after all. As his father pleads poverty and his dreams of going to college vanish, Joel faces his longest year yet. But everything changes when Corey returns to his life, bringing with him the discovery and excitement of reciprocal love./div
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 148042451X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 516
Book Description
DIVSeventeen-year-old Joel can’t be gay if he’s straight /divDIV After four years of living with relatives in Switzerland, seventeen-year-old Joel Scherzenlieb finds himself in the United States for the summer, working at a Boy Scout camp. There, he meets nineteen-year-old Corey Cobbett, a fellow counselor who's the only person Joel wants to be friends with. Soon, Joel’s sarcastic, distant CIA father shows up and whisks him away to live with his mother, grandmother, and older sister on a farm in Virginia—he’s not going back to Switzerland after all. As his father pleads poverty and his dreams of going to college vanish, Joel faces his longest year yet. But everything changes when Corey returns to his life, bringing with him the discovery and excitement of reciprocal love./div
Twenty Hot Tales of Multiple Men
Author: Marilyn More
Publisher: Red Hot Explicit Erotica Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 105
Book Description
The stories in this collection are hot, and they all approach from the rear! They also approach from below, above, front and center! No hole is safe here! If you want to read about first anal sex experiences, this is it. Rough first anal sex, group anal sex… Backdoors are busted wide open in this collection. That’s not enough, though. Penetration is best when it’s double or triple! So go ahead and click, and you can enjoy the lovely ladies bent over for some real excitement. It’s just a click away, and inside the book you’ll even find instructions on how to get a free erotic audiobook. What are you waiting for? Warning: This ebook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity and includes first lesbian sex, first anal sex, rough sex, group sex, wife sex, domination, double penetration and more explicit content. Only mature adults who won’t find that offensive and are legally able to view such content should read this ebook.
Publisher: Red Hot Explicit Erotica Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 105
Book Description
The stories in this collection are hot, and they all approach from the rear! They also approach from below, above, front and center! No hole is safe here! If you want to read about first anal sex experiences, this is it. Rough first anal sex, group anal sex… Backdoors are busted wide open in this collection. That’s not enough, though. Penetration is best when it’s double or triple! So go ahead and click, and you can enjoy the lovely ladies bent over for some real excitement. It’s just a click away, and inside the book you’ll even find instructions on how to get a free erotic audiobook. What are you waiting for? Warning: This ebook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity and includes first lesbian sex, first anal sex, rough sex, group sex, wife sex, domination, double penetration and more explicit content. Only mature adults who won’t find that offensive and are legally able to view such content should read this ebook.
Ten Hot Tales from Kimmie and Amy
Author: Kimmie Katt
Publisher: Red Hot Explicit Erotica Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 51
Book Description
This collection is hot as hell, and you’re going to love to these stories. You will find plenty of rough sex, group sex and mind-blowing sexual adventures. No matter what you’re into it, this hot collection is perfect for you. Inside the book, you will also find instructions so you can get a free audiobook! What are you waiting for? Click to download now and this baby will be yours! Warning: This ebook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity and includes first lesbian sex, first anal sex, rough sex, group sex, wife sex, domination, double penetration and more explicit content. Only mature adults who won’t find that offensive and are legally able to view such content should read this ebook.
Publisher: Red Hot Explicit Erotica Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 51
Book Description
This collection is hot as hell, and you’re going to love to these stories. You will find plenty of rough sex, group sex and mind-blowing sexual adventures. No matter what you’re into it, this hot collection is perfect for you. Inside the book, you will also find instructions so you can get a free audiobook! What are you waiting for? Click to download now and this baby will be yours! Warning: This ebook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity and includes first lesbian sex, first anal sex, rough sex, group sex, wife sex, domination, double penetration and more explicit content. Only mature adults who won’t find that offensive and are legally able to view such content should read this ebook.
Exhibitionist Sexy Surprises
Author: Giselle Renarde
Publisher: Giselle Renarde
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 54
Book Description
Dare to explore the world of exhibitionism with "Exhibitionist Sexy Surprises," a scorching anthology of six erotic stories that will leave you breathless. Experience a rush of excitement as these characters show off online, in person, and even while rehearsing a play—baring it all for the world to see! With each turn of the page, you'll be drawn deeper into the tantalizing world of exhibitionism, where every touch and caress is heightened by the thrill of being watched. Indulge your wildest fantasies as these daring couples, singles and groups push the limits of their comfort zones, exposing themselves in the most thrilling and unexpected ways. Come along and enjoy six unforgettable tales of erotic escapades.
Publisher: Giselle Renarde
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 54
Book Description
Dare to explore the world of exhibitionism with "Exhibitionist Sexy Surprises," a scorching anthology of six erotic stories that will leave you breathless. Experience a rush of excitement as these characters show off online, in person, and even while rehearsing a play—baring it all for the world to see! With each turn of the page, you'll be drawn deeper into the tantalizing world of exhibitionism, where every touch and caress is heightened by the thrill of being watched. Indulge your wildest fantasies as these daring couples, singles and groups push the limits of their comfort zones, exposing themselves in the most thrilling and unexpected ways. Come along and enjoy six unforgettable tales of erotic escapades.
An Unexpected MP
Author: Jerry Hayes
Publisher: Biteback Publishing
ISBN: 1849547246
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 185
Book Description
Some people enter politics because they want to make the world a better place. Then there are those with welldeserved inferiority complexes who want status, power and position. Few believe me, but I entered the House of Commons purely by accident.' High virtue in high office? Not a chance, says Jerry Hayes. No staid autobiography or dry political memoir, An Unexpected MP takes you on a raucous and salacious romp through Westminster, the media and public life. In this no-holds-barred exposé, Jerry Hayes shows exactly why people were so surprised when he became an MP - from the duty policeman who told him to bugger off when he rolled up on his first day, to the Iron Lady herself, who looked with a steely eye on his cheerful chutzpah. And, as the perfect antidote to the holier-than-thou, whiter-than-white ways of the current crop of politicos, the shameless - and shamelessly entertaining - Hayes makes a brilliant tour guide to the strange country that is Parliament, taking gleeful swipes at left and right alike. Full of tall tales of unspeakable debauchery on a tsunami of alcohol, An Unexpected MP is a thundering account of the offbeat lunacy of Westminster and Fleet Street.
Publisher: Biteback Publishing
ISBN: 1849547246
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 185
Book Description
Some people enter politics because they want to make the world a better place. Then there are those with welldeserved inferiority complexes who want status, power and position. Few believe me, but I entered the House of Commons purely by accident.' High virtue in high office? Not a chance, says Jerry Hayes. No staid autobiography or dry political memoir, An Unexpected MP takes you on a raucous and salacious romp through Westminster, the media and public life. In this no-holds-barred exposé, Jerry Hayes shows exactly why people were so surprised when he became an MP - from the duty policeman who told him to bugger off when he rolled up on his first day, to the Iron Lady herself, who looked with a steely eye on his cheerful chutzpah. And, as the perfect antidote to the holier-than-thou, whiter-than-white ways of the current crop of politicos, the shameless - and shamelessly entertaining - Hayes makes a brilliant tour guide to the strange country that is Parliament, taking gleeful swipes at left and right alike. Full of tall tales of unspeakable debauchery on a tsunami of alcohol, An Unexpected MP is a thundering account of the offbeat lunacy of Westminster and Fleet Street.
The Surprise Lesbian Orgy
Author: Andi Allyn
Publisher: Red Hot Explicit Erotica Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 8
Book Description
When I stepped out of the shower, I stepped into an orgy! My roommates were all naked and going at it in the living room. I couldn’t believe they were sleeping with each other—girls with girls. I couldn’t believe they were doing it right in the living room. I couldn’t believe it was happening out of nowhere. Most of all, I couldn’t believe that I joined in!
Publisher: Red Hot Explicit Erotica Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 8
Book Description
When I stepped out of the shower, I stepped into an orgy! My roommates were all naked and going at it in the living room. I couldn’t believe they were sleeping with each other—girls with girls. I couldn’t believe they were doing it right in the living room. I couldn’t believe it was happening out of nowhere. Most of all, I couldn’t believe that I joined in!
The Unexpected Manny
Author: JB Heller
Publisher: JB Heller
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 140
Book Description
Sebastian Bailey is hot AF, but the dude's a total A-hole. I have no idea what I'm in for when I sign up to interview hot upcoming romance author S. Bailey. For starters, she turns out to be a he—and he's super hot. Unfortunately, he’s also a massive D-bag with a weird thing about punctuality. Our first meeting is less than stellar, but thankfully the second one goes somewhat better. Except for the part where I get roped into playing his fake girlfriend at his sister's wedding. Oh, and all the week long pre-wedding family festivities. There's a saying along the lines of fake it 'til you make it. And fake it we did. Perhaps a little too well though. Because the way his eyes devour me from across a room and the fluttering of my heart when he’s near, almost feels real. My head knows this is all a ruse, but try telling my damn heart that… Oh, and then there's the little issue of my expanding waistline... *Nerdy is an opposites attract, fake relationship, unexpected pregnancy rom-com, with the most swoony book boyfriend of every bookworm's dreams that will have you swooning in no time.
Publisher: JB Heller
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 140
Book Description
Sebastian Bailey is hot AF, but the dude's a total A-hole. I have no idea what I'm in for when I sign up to interview hot upcoming romance author S. Bailey. For starters, she turns out to be a he—and he's super hot. Unfortunately, he’s also a massive D-bag with a weird thing about punctuality. Our first meeting is less than stellar, but thankfully the second one goes somewhat better. Except for the part where I get roped into playing his fake girlfriend at his sister's wedding. Oh, and all the week long pre-wedding family festivities. There's a saying along the lines of fake it 'til you make it. And fake it we did. Perhaps a little too well though. Because the way his eyes devour me from across a room and the fluttering of my heart when he’s near, almost feels real. My head knows this is all a ruse, but try telling my damn heart that… Oh, and then there's the little issue of my expanding waistline... *Nerdy is an opposites attract, fake relationship, unexpected pregnancy rom-com, with the most swoony book boyfriend of every bookworm's dreams that will have you swooning in no time.
Explicit Erotic Stories of Orgies
Author: Luna Ardiente
Publisher: Luna Ardiente
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 159
Book Description
This series of erotic stories about orgies transports you to a world of collective desire and unlimited pleasure, where multiple characters give themselves over to lust in an intense and uninhibited way. Each story describes group encounters charged with passion and sexual tension, where bodies intertwine in a whirlwind of excitement. With rich, detailed scenes, the author captures the erotic energy that arises when inhibitions are lifted and pleasure is shared among all participants. Throughout the collection, the characters explore their most hidden desires, participating in situations full of diversity and dynamism, where pleasure is the only rule. Each story celebrates sexual freedom, showing the chemistry between multiple people in experiences as intense as they are unforgettable. This anthology invites the reader on an erotic journey where orgies are the perfect setting to enjoy group encounters full of excitement.
Publisher: Luna Ardiente
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 159
Book Description
This series of erotic stories about orgies transports you to a world of collective desire and unlimited pleasure, where multiple characters give themselves over to lust in an intense and uninhibited way. Each story describes group encounters charged with passion and sexual tension, where bodies intertwine in a whirlwind of excitement. With rich, detailed scenes, the author captures the erotic energy that arises when inhibitions are lifted and pleasure is shared among all participants. Throughout the collection, the characters explore their most hidden desires, participating in situations full of diversity and dynamism, where pleasure is the only rule. Each story celebrates sexual freedom, showing the chemistry between multiple people in experiences as intense as they are unforgettable. This anthology invites the reader on an erotic journey where orgies are the perfect setting to enjoy group encounters full of excitement.