Limericks

Limericks PDF Author: Isaac Asimov
Publisher: Gramercy
ISBN: 9780517208823
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 226

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A witty collection of more than 550 limericks from two world-famous writers, and all of them just 'naughty' enough to make this 'literary form' hilarious fun!

Limericks

Limericks PDF Author: Isaac Asimov
Publisher: Gramercy
ISBN: 9780517208823
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 226

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Book Description
A witty collection of more than 550 limericks from two world-famous writers, and all of them just 'naughty' enough to make this 'literary form' hilarious fun!

Limericks, Too Gross

Limericks, Too Gross PDF Author: Isaac Asimov
Publisher: W W Norton & Company Incorporated
ISBN: 9780393045307
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 101

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The Renaissance man and the poet/ critic engage in a lighthearted literary duel utilizing the rigid verse tradition of the limerick and providing a humorous look at sex and the human condition

There Was a Young Man from Nantucket

There Was a Young Man from Nantucket PDF Author: Ronald Stanza
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1620873419
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 247

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Here now is a steamy collection Of limericks rare. Each selection Will run for five lines, Contain marvelous rhymes— Detailing sex acts of subtle complexion. Some readers may think that it’s crude To offer for sale what is lewd But if you’re offended By what is appended, We’ll say what you are; you’re a prude!

Asimov Laughs Again

Asimov Laughs Again PDF Author: Isaac Asimov
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Drama
Languages : en
Pages : 376

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Book Description
Here are more than 700 of Isaac Asimov's favorite jokes, cleverest limericks and funniest stories.

The New Limerick

The New Limerick PDF Author: Gershon Legman
Publisher: Random House Value Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 784

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Werewolf Haiku

Werewolf Haiku PDF Author: Ryan Mecum
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 144031120X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 113

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Dear haiku journal, I think I killed some people. That was no dog bite. This journal contains the poetic musings of a mailman who, after being bitten by what he thinks is a dog, discovers that he is actually now a werewolf. Wreaking havoc wherever he goes, he details his new life and transformations in the 5-7-5 syllable structure of haiku—his poetry of choice. Follow along as our werewolf poet slowly turns from a mostly normal man into the hairy beast that he cannot keep trapped inside. And watch out for carnage when he changes and becomes hungry. No toenail, no entrail, no pigtail will be left behind. And talk about wreaking havoc: His newfound claws and teeth have sent his clothing budget through the roof! He is in love with a woman on his route, but he has never had the courage to tell her. As he fights against his urges during each full moon, he discovers that succumbing to his primal instincts will not only bag him a good meal—it just might help him in his quest for love…Or maybe not.

The Oxford Book of Comic Verse

The Oxford Book of Comic Verse PDF Author: John Gross
Publisher: Oxford Books of Prose & Verse
ISBN: 9780199561612
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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From limericks to social satire, The Oxford Book of Comic Verse offers a remarkable collection of outstanding light poetry. John Gross has brought together the finest writers in the history of the English language - from Chaucer and Skelton to Shakespeare and Swift, Lord Byron to Robert Browning, Emily Dickinson to John Updike, as well as witty song lyrics from such artists as Irving Berlin and Cole Porter - offering delightful examples of their comic verse. Drawing on many different types of verse, including epigrams, street ballads, advertising jingles, clerihew, music-hall lyrics, and the doubledactyl of the calypso, this highly entertaining collection offers an exceptionally wide range of comic pleasures. The poems are by turns subtle, down-to-earth, macabre, ingenious, acerbic, ribald, and cheerful. Written to amuse, they call forth laughter and delight in equal measure. Compiled by one of our finest critics and anthologists, this reissue boasts a stylish new design and a fresh contemporary feel.

The Australian Limerick Book

The Australian Limerick Book PDF Author: Jim Fitzpatrick
Publisher: Conran Octopus
ISBN:
Category : Humorous poetry, Australian
Languages : en
Pages : 70

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Broetry

Broetry PDF Author: Brian McGackin
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594745293
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 134

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Book Description
As contemporary poets sing the glories of birds and birch trees, regular guys are left scratching their heads. Who can speak for Everyman? Who will articulate his love for Xbox 360, for Mama Celeste’s frozen pizza, for the cinematic oeuvre of Bruce Willis? Enter Broetry—a stunning debut from a dazzling new literary voice. “Broet Laureate” Brian McGackin goes where no poet has gone before—to Star Wars conventions, to frat parties, to video game tournaments, and beyond. With poems like “Ode to That Girl I Dated for, Like, Two Months Sophomore Year” and “My Friends Who Don’t Have Student Loans,” we follow the Bro from his high school graduation and college experience through a “quarter-life crisis” and beyond.

Nemesis

Nemesis PDF Author: Isaac Asimov
Publisher: Spectra
ISBN: 0307488632
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 514

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“A totally new and original work that stretches his talents to their fullest . . . welcome back, champ!”—The Detroit News In the twenty-third century pioneers have escaped the crowded earth for life in self-sustaining orbital colonies. One of the colonies, Rotor, has broken away from the solar system to create its own renegade utopia around an unknown red star two light-years from Earth: a star named Nemesis. Now a fifteen-year-old Rotorian girl has learned of the dire threat that nemesis poses to Earth’s people—but she is prevented from warning them. Soon she will realize that Nemesis endangers Rotor as well. And so it will be up to her alone to save both Earth and Rotor as—drawn inexorably by Nemesis, the death star—they hurtle toward certain disaster.