Author: Mats
Publisher: Prion (GB)
ISBN: 9781853757402
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
"Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin - This hilarious book could save your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom! It is the ultimate guide to going to the toilet at work, and is filled with practical advice for dealing with all sorts of poop-related problems. What to do if: you are 'ill'; a colleague follows you into the bathroom; the flush doesn't work; no paper; no seat; your colleagues arrive; your phone rings; and many more real-life situations that are tough to cope with. All are complemented by useful diagrams"--Publisher's description.
How to Poo at Work
Author: Mats
Publisher: Prion (GB)
ISBN: 9781853757402
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
"Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin - This hilarious book could save your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom! It is the ultimate guide to going to the toilet at work, and is filled with practical advice for dealing with all sorts of poop-related problems. What to do if: you are 'ill'; a colleague follows you into the bathroom; the flush doesn't work; no paper; no seat; your colleagues arrive; your phone rings; and many more real-life situations that are tough to cope with. All are complemented by useful diagrams"--Publisher's description.
Publisher: Prion (GB)
ISBN: 9781853757402
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
"Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin - This hilarious book could save your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom! It is the ultimate guide to going to the toilet at work, and is filled with practical advice for dealing with all sorts of poop-related problems. What to do if: you are 'ill'; a colleague follows you into the bathroom; the flush doesn't work; no paper; no seat; your colleagues arrive; your phone rings; and many more real-life situations that are tough to cope with. All are complemented by useful diagrams"--Publisher's description.
What's Your Poo Telling You?
Author: Josh Richman
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811857826
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 102
Book Description
"With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811857826
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 102
Book Description
"With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)
How to Poo at Work
Author: Mats
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101565586
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 181
Book Description
The perfect gag gift for anyone who appreciates a little toilet humor! Don't let number 2 stop you from being number 1 on the job. Face the facts. You poop every day-more or less-but making a misstep when you've got to go at the office could land you in some serious doo-doo. How to Poo at Work is the ultimate guide to handling a range of potentially awkward situations, including what to do when: • The boss is in the next stall • The toilet gets clogged • A colleague follows you into the bathroom • There's no toilet paper Flush with useful diagrams, this handy book can save your career from going down the toilet.
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101565586
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 181
Book Description
The perfect gag gift for anyone who appreciates a little toilet humor! Don't let number 2 stop you from being number 1 on the job. Face the facts. You poop every day-more or less-but making a misstep when you've got to go at the office could land you in some serious doo-doo. How to Poo at Work is the ultimate guide to handling a range of potentially awkward situations, including what to do when: • The boss is in the next stall • The toilet gets clogged • A colleague follows you into the bathroom • There's no toilet paper Flush with useful diagrams, this handy book can save your career from going down the toilet.
Kama Pootra
Author: Daniel Cole Young
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402237227
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 128
Book Description
52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402237227
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 128
Book Description
52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.
Things to Do While You Poo on the Loo
Author: Alex Smart
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781699369135
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 48
Book Description
Fun activity book with silly things to do whilst in the bathroom including: fart jokes word finder dingbats sudoku mazes dot to dot M.A.S.H game words games finish the doodle poop checklist Pocket size book to use in the bathroom whilst you're waiting for things to happen! Buy this as a white elephant gag gift, for a secret santa present or as a stocking stuffer for a teenage boy.
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781699369135
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 48
Book Description
Fun activity book with silly things to do whilst in the bathroom including: fart jokes word finder dingbats sudoku mazes dot to dot M.A.S.H game words games finish the doodle poop checklist Pocket size book to use in the bathroom whilst you're waiting for things to happen! Buy this as a white elephant gag gift, for a secret santa present or as a stocking stuffer for a teenage boy.
How to Poo on a Date
Author: Mats
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781853757822
Category : Dating (Social customs)
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
English miscellaneous writings.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781853757822
Category : Dating (Social customs)
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
English miscellaneous writings.
How to Poo on Holiday
Author: Mats
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781853758119
Category : Defecation
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Thanks to Mats & Enzo you know How to Poo at Work--what about when you are farther afield? Abroad is far away and mysterious and famous for toilet confusion--so this incredibly useful little book will be a godsend as you wonder how to ask Loïc for the prevezioù or Jesus for the banheiro or as you struggle to flush Tokyo's finest electro-loo. It explains the golden rules for relieving yourself abroad, and gives useful lists detailing how to find and use a variety of exotic and eccentric bathroom appliances in many far-off lands. Also included are details of unspoken toilet etiquette that may just save your bladder in a toilet emergency. This book is filled with fun advice and real-life situations, and you'd be crazy to go to the bathroom on vacation without it.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781853758119
Category : Defecation
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Thanks to Mats & Enzo you know How to Poo at Work--what about when you are farther afield? Abroad is far away and mysterious and famous for toilet confusion--so this incredibly useful little book will be a godsend as you wonder how to ask Loïc for the prevezioù or Jesus for the banheiro or as you struggle to flush Tokyo's finest electro-loo. It explains the golden rules for relieving yourself abroad, and gives useful lists detailing how to find and use a variety of exotic and eccentric bathroom appliances in many far-off lands. Also included are details of unspoken toilet etiquette that may just save your bladder in a toilet emergency. This book is filled with fun advice and real-life situations, and you'd be crazy to go to the bathroom on vacation without it.
Things to Do While You Poo
Author: Mats and Enzo
Publisher: Welbeck
ISBN: 1787399990
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
NEW FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHORS OF HOW TO POO AT WORK From the excretion experts who brought you the global phenomenon How to Poo at Work comes Things to Do While You Poo. Specifically written to help those pooing on the job, this book is the ultimate guide to sedentary self-improvement. Expert authors Mats and Enzo share their scientific advice crafted over a lifetime of lavatory investigations to help improve every aspect of your life. From success in your career to a satisfying sex life, from health and fitness to simply earning a bit of extra cash, this book is guaranteed to help you become a better you, eight minutes at a time. Learn how to: • Find the spirituality of your sphincter with meditation • Start a really crap YouTube cooking channel • Become a travel influencer without leaving the stall • Relax with flush-friendly yoga poses • Get a six pack in just 30 days of pooing • Find true loo-ve! With detailed diagrams, expert advice and tried-and-tested testimonials, discover how to squeeze more into your day as you squeeze one out.
Publisher: Welbeck
ISBN: 1787399990
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
NEW FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHORS OF HOW TO POO AT WORK From the excretion experts who brought you the global phenomenon How to Poo at Work comes Things to Do While You Poo. Specifically written to help those pooing on the job, this book is the ultimate guide to sedentary self-improvement. Expert authors Mats and Enzo share their scientific advice crafted over a lifetime of lavatory investigations to help improve every aspect of your life. From success in your career to a satisfying sex life, from health and fitness to simply earning a bit of extra cash, this book is guaranteed to help you become a better you, eight minutes at a time. Learn how to: • Find the spirituality of your sphincter with meditation • Start a really crap YouTube cooking channel • Become a travel influencer without leaving the stall • Relax with flush-friendly yoga poses • Get a six pack in just 30 days of pooing • Find true loo-ve! With detailed diagrams, expert advice and tried-and-tested testimonials, discover how to squeeze more into your day as you squeeze one out.
How to Poo in the Woods
Author: Mats
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781853759345
Category : Camping
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Mats & Enzo are back with even more poo-related advice--and now, after discussing toilet etiquette at work, while traveling, and on dates, they re taking it outdoors. This practical guide, with its clear explanatory text and helpful diagrams, shows you what to do when you re miles from any plumbing, let alone a flush toilet. And when there are wild animals waiting to pounce . . .
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781853759345
Category : Camping
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Mats & Enzo are back with even more poo-related advice--and now, after discussing toilet etiquette at work, while traveling, and on dates, they re taking it outdoors. This practical guide, with its clear explanatory text and helpful diagrams, shows you what to do when you re miles from any plumbing, let alone a flush toilet. And when there are wild animals waiting to pounce . . .
52 Things to Do While You Poo
Author: Hugh Jassburn
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1800075014
Category : Games & Activities
Languages : en
Pages : 75
Book Description
You know a pile of poo when you see one. But what about when the poo is carefully concealed in an everyday scene? Bestselling author Hugh Jassburn has created a selection of entrancing visual puzzles to entertain you while you take a break. From the beach to the street, there’s a dump to be discovered on every spread of this hilarious book.
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1800075014
Category : Games & Activities
Languages : en
Pages : 75
Book Description
You know a pile of poo when you see one. But what about when the poo is carefully concealed in an everyday scene? Bestselling author Hugh Jassburn has created a selection of entrancing visual puzzles to entertain you while you take a break. From the beach to the street, there’s a dump to be discovered on every spread of this hilarious book.