Author: Linda Bozzo
Publisher: Enslow Publishers, Inc.
ISBN: 1464503176
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 50
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What does a moose get if he lifts weights? Moosles! Read more jokes, limericks, riddles, tongue twisters, and fun facts about different body parts! You can also learn how to write your own limerick!
Author: Linda Bozzo
Publisher: Enslow Publishing, LLC
ISBN: 076605375X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 50
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How do ghosts like their eggs? Terri-fried. Readers will learn more jokes, limericks, riddles, tongue twisters, and fun facts about different foods. They can also learn how to write their own knock-knock joke.
Author: Michele C. Hollow
Publisher: Enslow Publishers, Inc.
ISBN: 146450315X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 50
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What kind of cat loves to bowl? An alley cat! Read more jokes, limericks, riddles, tongue twisters, and fun facts about different animals! You can also write your own joke book!
Author: Inc Peter Pauper Press
Publisher: Peter Pauper Press Incorporated
ISBN: 9781441331014
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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How do bones grow? What happens when we're sick? Why do we fart? Curious minds can find the answers to these questions and over 90 more in this kid-friendly tour of the human body! Explore each of our body's most important organ systems, how organs work, and more through fun questions and answers. Illustrated with colorful -- and sometimes slightly gross -- artwork. Jokes sprinkled throughout are sure to tickle your child's funny bone! Packed with fun and fascinating facts. Quirky, colorful format. Question-and-answer format breaks down information into manageable chunks. Informal, kid-friendly language is breezy and fun. Sturdy hardcover binding. Book measures 6'' wide x 9'' high. 48 pages. Ages 7 and up.
Author: A. Lee Martinez
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 1429913622
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 292
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Bloodier than Fried Green Tomatoes! Funnier than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre! Welcome to Gil's All Night Diner, where zombie attacks are a regular occurrence and you never know what might be lurking in the freezer . . . Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite to eat. They aren't planning to stick around-until Loretta, the eatery's owner, offers them $100 to take care of her zombie problem. Given that Duke is a werewolf and Earl's a vampire, this looks right up their alley. But the shambling dead are just the tip of a particularly spiky iceberg. Seems someone's out to drive Loretta from the Diner, and more than willing to raise a little Hell on Earth if that's what it takes. Before Duke and Earl get to the bottom of the Diner's troubles, they'll run into such otherworldly complications as undead cattle, an amorous ghost, a jailbait sorceress, and the terrifying occult power of pig-latin. And maybe--just maybe--the End of the World, too. Gory, sexy, and flat-out hilarious, Gil's All Fright Diner will tickle your funnybone--before ripping it out of its socket! At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Author: Tim O'Brien
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0547420293
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 259
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A classic work of American literature that has not stopped changing minds and lives since it burst onto the literary scene, The Things They Carried is a ground-breaking meditation on war, memory, imagination, and the redemptive power of storytelling. The Things They Carried depicts the men of Alpha Company: Jimmy Cross, Henry Dobbins, Rat Kiley, Mitchell Sanders, Norman Bowker, Kiowa, and the character Tim O’Brien, who has survived his tour in Vietnam to become a father and writer at the age of forty-three. Taught everywhere—from high school classrooms to graduate seminars in creative writing—it has become required reading for any American and continues to challenge readers in their perceptions of fact and fiction, war and peace, courage and fear and longing. The Things They Carried won France's prestigious Prix du Meilleur Livre Etranger and the Chicago Tribune Heartland Prize; it was also a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Critics Circle Award.
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781946178046
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 32
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Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Author: Dave Barry
Publisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 0345419995
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 306
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When Dave Barry is on the loose, no one is safe! What Dave Barry did for the men’s movement in his Complete Guide to Guys and for foreign relations when he did Japan he now does for . . . everything in America. The rapacious observer of Tupperware ladies and leisure concept salesmen sounds off on: Football—Football is more than just a game. It is a potential opportunity to see a live person lying on the ground with a bone sticking out of his leg, while the fans, to show their appreciation, perform “the wave.” Sailing—There’s nothing quite like getting out on the open sea, where you can forget about the hassles and worries of life on land, and concentrate on the hassles and worries of life on the sea, such as death by squid. Gambling—Off-Track Betting parlors are the kinds of places where you never see signs that say, “Thank You for Not Smoking.” The best you can hope for is, “Thank You for Not Spitting Pieces of Your Cigar on My Neck.” “The good news: he’s funny as ever. The bad news: the book is only 304 pages.”—Los Angeles Daily News
Author: Michelle Dalton
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1442423455
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 288
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This sweet summer romance about “the floaty happiness of first love” (BCCB) between a girl living in a beachside island town and a city boy is perfect for fans of Jenny Han and Morgan Matson. Anna is dreading another tourist-filled summer on Dune Island that follows the same routine: beach, ice cream, friends, repeat. That is, until she locks eyes with Will, the gorgeous and sweet guy visiting from New York. Soon, her summer is filled with flirtatious fun as Anna falls head over heels in love. But with every perfect afternoon, sweet kiss, and walk on the beach, Anna can’t ignore that the days are quickly growing shorter, and Will has to leave at the end of August. Anna’s never felt anything like this before, but when forever isn’t even a possibility, one summer doesn’t feel worth the promise of her heart breaking…
Author: L. O. L. Funny Jokes Club
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781535541541
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 36
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Funny & Uncensored Dirty Jokes for Adults! Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body?Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book. Share a funny joke with a friend today! 100+ funny dirty jokes for adults Silly and hilarious jokes, comedy, and humor Lots of funny jokes and entertainment With this MASSIVE collection of dirty jokes for adults you can make everyone laugh! This ebook full of funny jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book. Dirty Jokes for Adults! Sex jokes Blonde jokes Divorce jokes Men and Women jokes Private parts jokes 100+ funny and hilarious dirty jokes! The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, dirty adult jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all! Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!
