Author: Dare You Stamp Co.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1646432908
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 112
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Put the holiday stress behind you and tune out all that merriment bullshit with this swear word coloring book. Holidays are stressful. Family dinners. Entertaining. In-laws. Christmas shopping. Crowds. Did we say in-laws? At this time of year, you might just have a resting Grinch face all the time. Sometimes you just need to throw off the tinsel and yell at the top of your lungs for everyone to “fuck off.” When you’ve had a shitty month and just need to vent, give life the proverbial finger and soothe the end-of-the-year stress away with Fuck Off, Holidays, I’m Coloring. Tune out the festive bullshit and unwind with your favorite profanities, belligerent one-liners, and immature insults. Color inside the lines—or out, you can do as you damn well please—and find that inner peace that’s buried in there underneath all that holiday spirit crap. Some of the phrases in this coloring book include: - Sleigh me - You’re a ho ho ho! - On the first day of Christmas, some dipshit gave to me… - Have a shitty New Year - Bah humbug! - Frosty bitch - It’s beginning to feel a lot like fuck this This coloring book features 50 kickass designs for when the holiday season gives you 50 shades of bullshit. Use colored pencils, gel pens, markers, watercolors, or even crayons—these coloring pages are printed on one side so you don’t have to worry about any bleed through ruining your fucking masterpieces. It’s time to ditch the holiday stressors and take out your frustration on these creative and empowering color pages instead. Spike that eggnog, Ebenzer Scrooge, and color through the twelve days of Christmas with Fuck Off, Holidays, I’m Coloring.
Author: Sasha O'hara
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539679370
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 64
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From the creator of the Best Seller Calm the Fck Down 'Tis the season to get snarky! It's that time again. Time to put on your elastic waistband pants, spike your eggnog, and brace yourself for the crazy "Holidaze". Why let the dark days of winter get you down when you can enjoy your own cynical and sassy Christmas coloring adventure? This holiday season, color the things you can't say and still keep Peace on Earth. Happy fucking Holidays is an irreverent and subversive take on Christmas and is the perfect way to unwind and relax for Christmas. It's an ideal gift, for anyone who is stressed, and for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Enjoy these humorous illustrations that let you fill your holiday season with inappropriate and unapologetic joy. Includes 26 single-sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Illustrations range from Simple to complex to color, and most are moderate in detail. Irreverent Images include: Santa, ornaments, a cat, a snowman, an Elf, candy canes, wreaths, reindeer, and many more... Sassy sayings include: It's beginning to feel a lot like fuck this, I peed in your eggnog, sweet and twisted, naughty, kiss my ass, fat judgmental bastard, sleigh me, and many more humorous and subversive sayings.... For more information, for free coloring page downloads, contests and more, visit www.sashaohara.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.
Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781534602083
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 86
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From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Did anyone ever tell you it's not good to brag? Well f*ck that! Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of 'Hell Yeah!' after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It's an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can't say. Enjoy 37 beautiful and fun to color illustrations, ranging from simple to detailed in complexity. Images include mermaids, fairies, animals and abstract designs. Sayings include "Do No Harm. Take No Shit," "Bite the Ass of Life," "Let's Get Weird," "Peace and Quiet. I like that shit.," "Don't Damage My Calm," and many more. For updates and free coloring page downloads visit www.Sashaohara.com
Author: Hannah Caner
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 9781250121424
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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It’s about time you f*cking relaxed! The time-honored stress release of swearing meets the tranquility of coloring with Color Me F*cking Calm. This assortment of playful illustrations and foulmouthed swears and sayings make for a hilarious, calming activity for those times when you just don’t give a f*ck. Color away the chaos when everything feels like a “Total F*cking Sh*tshow” and get lost in designs made for “Badass Motherf*ckers.” Give this as the perfect gift to the smartasses in your life, or treat your inner “Little Miss F*cking Sunshine” to delightfully impolite adult coloring. With 30 pages of vivid vulgarities, this adult coloring book lets you embrace your bad manners as you therapeutically color away the stresses of the day. Color Me F*cking Calm is a hysterical, satisfying way to create works of art that are as colorful as your cursing!
Author: Peter F. Copeland
Publisher: Courier Corporation
ISBN: 9780486253886
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 52
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Forty-five magnificent ready-to-color illustrations depict USS Constitution, sloops, whalers, frigates, clippers, more. Informative captions.
Author: Diane Cormack
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539996613
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 62
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Does the holiday season drive you NUTS? Do you know somebody who'd put Scrooge to shame with their festive grumblings?Merry F*cking Christmas is the perfect antidote to Christmas cheer and festive overload. It's the ideal gift for friends who hate Christmas or year-round grumps!Relax and unwind with:- 20 single-sided coloring pages- 2 mini test images of each coloring page to experiment on- snarky phrases to help you vent your frustration ('how about I KICK you under the mistletoe?', "Silent night... I bloody wish')- a range of beautiful designs, flowers, doodles, and abstract patterns- perfect gift for grumpy friends or secret santaNot suitable for children or the easily offended.
Author: Randy Johnson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781521399156
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
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Be honest, Some People Suck! Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out. Wouldn't you want to tell them to F off?! Don't bottle it up, color what you want to say! With 50 mandala designs, we've got any curse, swear, or putdown you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor or the DMV. Color your way to less stress! Color to your fucking hearts content! 50 Unique Designs to Color! Dozens of coloring pages designed for adults Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire The variety of pages ensure something for every skill level Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons) Each coloring page is on a separate sheet TAGS: black coloring book, mandala coloring book, adult coloring book, swear words coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford,adult coloring books black background,adult coloring books black paper
Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530103942
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 64
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From the creator of the #1 bestseller Calm the F*ck Down comes Chill the F*ck Out, an Irreverent Adult Coloring Book The perfect way to tickle your snarky bone. Let yourself or the one you love chill out, de-stress and unwind. Blow off steam and express how you really feel with these humorous, sassy and out-of-line coloring pages. Color the things you can't say. Always sassy, often snarky, Chill the F*ck Out is ready for you to enjoy the shit out of it! 28 new Single-Sided images 2 color test pages Each single-sided page ranges from moderate to detailed in complexity. You choose what you want to color based on your mood. A variety of beautiful designs, such as people, animals, abstract and flowers are included. These beautiful images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own subversive saying like "It's been lovely but I have to scream now", "As If", "That's MS. Bitch to you", and more. Contains Adult Language. What others are saying about Calm the F*ck Down, an Irreverent Adult Coloring Book by Sasha O'Hara "This book will do exactly as it says. It will help you calm the "f" down. The book is awesome. It has one image per page, not front and back, so no worries about markers bleeding thru and ruining another image. I love that there are a couple of pages at the front to test your colors on. The book has awesome images and sayings. The images vary significantly so there really is something for everyone. I've included some sample images from the book to get an idea of what is inside. Amazing book for anyone who loves to color at a super reasonable price. Great gift idea. I'm buying a couple more for friends now that I've seen the inside..." - Melissa S. "I have had so much fun coloring your designs! They keep me somewhat sane when I am not feeling well. Thank you so much for putting out this book!" - Trish H. "I have so many coloring books that I've collected for the last 20 years; as a potty-mouthed b*tch, though, this is my current favorite. Can't wait for the next!" - Debbie M. "This is by far my favorite coloring book and I have tons!! Just the perfect amount of sweary meets funny. Some of the sweary books are disgusting. This one is perfect!!" -Gavin S. "I don't typically do product reviews but this time I'm making an exception. I absolutely love this book! Sure I'm sarcastic, sassy and have a sense of humor, and if you are too you'll love it as well. Some pages are simple, some more detailed so it's great for someone trying to just get a start in this hectic new wave of adult coloring. In the long run it makes me smile, and isn't that worth every penny?" - Anonymous "I just received this 15 minutes ago. This is just what the doctor ordered. Clearly it's not for those offended by foul language, but that should be obvious by title. I don't write that many reviews and certainly not within minutes of receiving the article. This little treasure of a coloring book was definitely worth the effort. While I enjoy my beautiful garden, faces, animals, mandalas and steampunk coloring books, Sasha O'Hara knocked it outta the park with this little diddy. I'm glad I didn't look at the pictures in the reviews. It was sooo much better being surprised by each turn of the page and literally laughing my a** off at such lovely drawings as the titles described my true feelings. There's a few I plan on coloring, framing and presenting to a few friends. Highly recommended to those not offended by uncensored foul language. - Moodswings
Author: Christine Rai
Publisher: Weekend Squad Incorporated
ISBN: 9780998104706
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :
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The first words you learn from a new language are the bad ones, I'll help you embrace that curiosity with 38 bad words from around the world! Here's a collection of 38 swear words I drew from 33 languages and cultures, including my own. Learn how to say: Bitch in 4 languages Fuck in 7 languages Damn in 3 languages Fuck off in 3 languages Dummy/idiot in 7 languages And learn some words that aren't easy to directly translate like: The German word backpfeifengesicht. It means a face badly in need of a fist. And the Amharic word silbabot. This literally translates to "you are the fatty layer on my warm milk" but it has the same application as calling someone a nuisance. What's Inside: Printed Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 single sided page includes design and the word definition, pronunciation, language, and country of origin for each word or phrase 3 test pages Easy, moderate, and complex designs. Some you can complete in one sitting and others you can come back to. Tired of mandalas? Don't have to patience to color in a bunch of tiny designs? I got you, the book features 38 varying designs that range in complexity so you can color some of these in one sitting and come back to others. Bad Words from around the world is the perfect way to learn some new stuff and unwind. Are you trying to find an unique novelty gift for your best friend? Someone you know going off to study abroad? Need a present for literally any occasion (maybe not a 5th birthday party, but who am I to judge)? This is perfect. I'm all about equal opportunity insults so I curated this to only include words that can be used on anyone; nothing racist, homophobic, or misogynistic. Millions of kids around the world can't read or write any words including these bad ones, so a part of every book purchased will go to support a classroom in an underserved community. I hope this book puts a smile on your face, teaches you something, inspires you, or helps you express some of your creativity. Start your journey around the world here! As seen in Bustle and the Daily Dot! Check us out on weekendsquad.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. TAGS: coloring book, colouring book, adult coloring book, adult colouring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, bad words from around the world, bad words
Author: Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Tip Top Education
ISBN: 9781940282862
Category : Games
Languages : en
Pages : 104
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Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing
