Author: S.E. Law
Publisher: S.E. Law Romance
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 161
Book Description
Jenna: People say I should stay away from Drake. The older man is damaged. Dark. Dangerous, even. Worst of all, he's my aunt's husband ... but that doesn't bother me one bit. Drake: I could hardly believe that the saucy brat is the same Jem-wem who used to get food all over herself when she ate. Who's this naughty woman with the bright smile and luscious curves? Jenna thinks she can tease because she's "safe" and "off limits" … ... but I don't give a f*ck that I'm her uncle. Warning: this book breaks every barrier that exists! The handsome older man meets a saucy piece of temptation at a family dinner of all places, but that’s EXACTLY the problem: they’re related. Do Drake and Jenna find a way to make it work, or is their relationship doomed because it’s insanely taboo? No cheating, no cliffhangers, and always an HEA for my readers.
Filthy Uncle To Go
Author: S.E. Law
Publisher: S.E. Law Romance
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 161
Book Description
Jenna: People say I should stay away from Drake. The older man is damaged. Dark. Dangerous, even. Worst of all, he's my aunt's husband ... but that doesn't bother me one bit. Drake: I could hardly believe that the saucy brat is the same Jem-wem who used to get food all over herself when she ate. Who's this naughty woman with the bright smile and luscious curves? Jenna thinks she can tease because she's "safe" and "off limits" … ... but I don't give a f*ck that I'm her uncle. Warning: this book breaks every barrier that exists! The handsome older man meets a saucy piece of temptation at a family dinner of all places, but that’s EXACTLY the problem: they’re related. Do Drake and Jenna find a way to make it work, or is their relationship doomed because it’s insanely taboo? No cheating, no cliffhangers, and always an HEA for my readers.
Publisher: S.E. Law Romance
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 161
Book Description
Jenna: People say I should stay away from Drake. The older man is damaged. Dark. Dangerous, even. Worst of all, he's my aunt's husband ... but that doesn't bother me one bit. Drake: I could hardly believe that the saucy brat is the same Jem-wem who used to get food all over herself when she ate. Who's this naughty woman with the bright smile and luscious curves? Jenna thinks she can tease because she's "safe" and "off limits" … ... but I don't give a f*ck that I'm her uncle. Warning: this book breaks every barrier that exists! The handsome older man meets a saucy piece of temptation at a family dinner of all places, but that’s EXACTLY the problem: they’re related. Do Drake and Jenna find a way to make it work, or is their relationship doomed because it’s insanely taboo? No cheating, no cliffhangers, and always an HEA for my readers.
Mr. Hot Boss To Go
Author: S.E. Law
Publisher: S.E. Law Romance
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 119
Book Description
Natalie: I got caught stealing from my company and my boss says there’s only one way to make it up to him: with my mouth. What?!?!? What kind of sick person does this? How can such a perverted guy even be in charge? But Crane Technologies is led by billionaire Rowan Crane and the handsome man says that as the owner of the firm, I’ve basically committed a venal sin against him, personally. As in, he’s taking it personally. As in, I owe him personal attention to make up for my very personal mistake. So now I’m on my knees before the billionaire because like he says … I OWE HIM. This is a follow-up to Filthy Uncle To Go where we catch up with Jenna’s younger sister, Natalie. Natalie’s got a saucy personality but what happens when that feistiness gets her in trouble with the wrong man? There’s only one way for this to work out, and that’s for her to get on her knees and pray. You’ll love this spicy tale of over-the-top hijiinks, so buckle up and enjoy the ride! No cheating, no cliffhangers, and always a HEA for my readers.
Publisher: S.E. Law Romance
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 119
Book Description
Natalie: I got caught stealing from my company and my boss says there’s only one way to make it up to him: with my mouth. What?!?!? What kind of sick person does this? How can such a perverted guy even be in charge? But Crane Technologies is led by billionaire Rowan Crane and the handsome man says that as the owner of the firm, I’ve basically committed a venal sin against him, personally. As in, he’s taking it personally. As in, I owe him personal attention to make up for my very personal mistake. So now I’m on my knees before the billionaire because like he says … I OWE HIM. This is a follow-up to Filthy Uncle To Go where we catch up with Jenna’s younger sister, Natalie. Natalie’s got a saucy personality but what happens when that feistiness gets her in trouble with the wrong man? There’s only one way for this to work out, and that’s for her to get on her knees and pray. You’ll love this spicy tale of over-the-top hijiinks, so buckle up and enjoy the ride! No cheating, no cliffhangers, and always a HEA for my readers.
Dirty Daddy
Author: Bob Saget
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062274805
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 223
Book Description
Millions of viewers know and love Bob Saget from his role as the sweetly neurotic father on the smash hit Full House, and as the charming wisecracking host of America's Funniest Home Videos. And then there are the legions of fans who can't get enough of his scatological, out-of-his-mind stand-up routines, comedy specials, and outrageously profane performances in such shows as HBO's Entourage and the hit documentary The Aristocrats. In his bold and wildly entertaining publishing debut, he continues to embrace his dark side and gives readers the book they have long been waiting for—hilarious and often dirty. Bob believes there's a time and a place for filth. From his never-before-heard stories of what really went on behind the scenes of two of the most successful family shows of all times, with co-stars like John Stamos and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, to his tales of legendary friends and colleagues like Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor, Don Rickles, and other show business legends, Saget opens up about some of his personal experiences with life and death, his career, and his reputation for sick humor—all with his highly original blend of silliness, vulgarity, humor and heart, and all framed by a man who loves being funny above all else.
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062274805
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 223
Book Description
Millions of viewers know and love Bob Saget from his role as the sweetly neurotic father on the smash hit Full House, and as the charming wisecracking host of America's Funniest Home Videos. And then there are the legions of fans who can't get enough of his scatological, out-of-his-mind stand-up routines, comedy specials, and outrageously profane performances in such shows as HBO's Entourage and the hit documentary The Aristocrats. In his bold and wildly entertaining publishing debut, he continues to embrace his dark side and gives readers the book they have long been waiting for—hilarious and often dirty. Bob believes there's a time and a place for filth. From his never-before-heard stories of what really went on behind the scenes of two of the most successful family shows of all times, with co-stars like John Stamos and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, to his tales of legendary friends and colleagues like Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor, Don Rickles, and other show business legends, Saget opens up about some of his personal experiences with life and death, his career, and his reputation for sick humor—all with his highly original blend of silliness, vulgarity, humor and heart, and all framed by a man who loves being funny above all else.
My Friend's Dirty Uncle
Author: Katie Ford
Publisher: Cassandra Dee Romance
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 196
Book Description
Hunter’s my friend’s uncle. He’s older, hardened and dangerously off-limits. Dani’s a small town girl visiting her wealthy cousins for the summer. The ritzy town of Coral Beach makes her feel uncomfortable with its gigantic mansions and fancy cars. But at a party, Dani meets a magnetic man who promises to teach her how to get filthy. Hunter Maddox is rich, powerful, and bored as hell. Another dull summer in Coral Beach stretches out before him in an unending series of days. But when a certain curvy virgin shows up, suddenly life gets a lot more interesting. He’s gonna corrupt this sweet girl for what it’s worth … but what happens when his heart gets caught in the game? Hey Readers — Get ready to squirm in your seat as the curvy girl learns her lesson at the hands of the powerful alpha male. But don’t worry – we know you love the panty-wetting action. Love, Sarah and Katie
Publisher: Cassandra Dee Romance
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 196
Book Description
Hunter’s my friend’s uncle. He’s older, hardened and dangerously off-limits. Dani’s a small town girl visiting her wealthy cousins for the summer. The ritzy town of Coral Beach makes her feel uncomfortable with its gigantic mansions and fancy cars. But at a party, Dani meets a magnetic man who promises to teach her how to get filthy. Hunter Maddox is rich, powerful, and bored as hell. Another dull summer in Coral Beach stretches out before him in an unending series of days. But when a certain curvy virgin shows up, suddenly life gets a lot more interesting. He’s gonna corrupt this sweet girl for what it’s worth … but what happens when his heart gets caught in the game? Hey Readers — Get ready to squirm in your seat as the curvy girl learns her lesson at the hands of the powerful alpha male. But don’t worry – we know you love the panty-wetting action. Love, Sarah and Katie
Uncle Bobby's Wedding
Author: Sarah Brannen
Publisher: Hodder Children's Books
ISBN: 9781444960938
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Chloe loves, loves, LOVES her special uncle Bobby. So when she learns that Uncle Bobby is going to be getting married to his boyfriend Jamie she's not at all pleased. What if Uncle Bobby doesn't have time to play with Chloe anymore? But after spending a fun-filled day with Bobby and Jamie, she soon realises she's not losing an uncle, but gaining a whole new one! An uplifting celebration of love in all its forms, this book is perfect for any child who has a special grown-up in their life.
Publisher: Hodder Children's Books
ISBN: 9781444960938
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
Chloe loves, loves, LOVES her special uncle Bobby. So when she learns that Uncle Bobby is going to be getting married to his boyfriend Jamie she's not at all pleased. What if Uncle Bobby doesn't have time to play with Chloe anymore? But after spending a fun-filled day with Bobby and Jamie, she soon realises she's not losing an uncle, but gaining a whole new one! An uplifting celebration of love in all its forms, this book is perfect for any child who has a special grown-up in their life.
Based on a True Story
Author: Norm Macdonald
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 0812993632
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 241
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “Driving, wild and hilarious” (The Washington Post), here is the incredible “memoir” of the legendary actor, gambler, raconteur, and Saturday Night Live veteran. When Norm Macdonald, one of the greatest stand-up comics of all time, was approached to write a celebrity memoir, he flatly refused, calling the genre “one step below instruction manuals.” Norm then promptly took a two-year hiatus from stand-up comedy to live on a farm in northern Canada. When he emerged he had under his arm a manuscript, a genre-smashing book about comedy, tragedy, love, loss, war, and redemption. When asked if this was the celebrity memoir, Norm replied, “Call it anything you damn like.”
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 0812993632
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 241
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “Driving, wild and hilarious” (The Washington Post), here is the incredible “memoir” of the legendary actor, gambler, raconteur, and Saturday Night Live veteran. When Norm Macdonald, one of the greatest stand-up comics of all time, was approached to write a celebrity memoir, he flatly refused, calling the genre “one step below instruction manuals.” Norm then promptly took a two-year hiatus from stand-up comedy to live on a farm in northern Canada. When he emerged he had under his arm a manuscript, a genre-smashing book about comedy, tragedy, love, loss, war, and redemption. When asked if this was the celebrity memoir, Norm replied, “Call it anything you damn like.”
Filthy Crown
Author: Eleanor Aldrick
Publisher: Crown Brothers
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Jack Tragedy strikes, again. Four years after suffering the loss of our parents, our brother is murdered right alongside his beautiful wife, the devastation leaving their three children orphaned. Not only have I lost my brother but now I'm forced to take on his two kids and stepdauther, Penelope. But Pen is far from the little girl I remember. No. She's all woman, with soft curves and plush lips-all things I shouldn't be noticing. I have three months before she leaves for college. And three months to make sure whatever threat against her life has been thwarted. Too bad for me, those three months will be nothing but torture laced with temptation, threatening to break my resolve. Can I come out of this unscathed, or will this lust drag me into the pits of hell where I belong? Penelope Lies, deceit, and death. It's all I've ever known. And trusting someone? Out of the question. Unfortunatley, teenager me didn't get the memo and I stupidly gave my crush-riddled heart to Jack Crown. He was older, wiser, and apparently a manwhore. I was his brother's stepdaughter and way too young. Not on his radar, and justifiably so. But that didn't stop me from falling for the only man who'd ever shown me real affection. No. I let myself trust him, thinking he'd always be there. The one constant in my crappy life. I was wrong.. Now, four years later, tragedy strikes again and by life's irony I've landed on his doorstep with only one thing to prove. I'm not the little girl he remembers, and I sure as hell don't need him anymore. -
Publisher: Crown Brothers
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Jack Tragedy strikes, again. Four years after suffering the loss of our parents, our brother is murdered right alongside his beautiful wife, the devastation leaving their three children orphaned. Not only have I lost my brother but now I'm forced to take on his two kids and stepdauther, Penelope. But Pen is far from the little girl I remember. No. She's all woman, with soft curves and plush lips-all things I shouldn't be noticing. I have three months before she leaves for college. And three months to make sure whatever threat against her life has been thwarted. Too bad for me, those three months will be nothing but torture laced with temptation, threatening to break my resolve. Can I come out of this unscathed, or will this lust drag me into the pits of hell where I belong? Penelope Lies, deceit, and death. It's all I've ever known. And trusting someone? Out of the question. Unfortunatley, teenager me didn't get the memo and I stupidly gave my crush-riddled heart to Jack Crown. He was older, wiser, and apparently a manwhore. I was his brother's stepdaughter and way too young. Not on his radar, and justifiably so. But that didn't stop me from falling for the only man who'd ever shown me real affection. No. I let myself trust him, thinking he'd always be there. The one constant in my crappy life. I was wrong.. Now, four years later, tragedy strikes again and by life's irony I've landed on his doorstep with only one thing to prove. I'm not the little girl he remembers, and I sure as hell don't need him anymore. -
The Filthy Truth
Author: Andrew Dice Clay
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1476734755
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 352
Book Description
From Andrew Dice Clay, the “Undisputed Heavyweight Comedy King,” comes the unapologetic and uncensored autobiography fans have been waiting for. Andrew Dice Clay’s raw and uncensored stand-up comedy has shocked and entertained audiences for decades and continues to do so to this day. When he released his debut album, Dice, in 1989, the parental advisory label simply read “Warning: This album is offensive.” His material stretched the boundaries of decency and good taste to their breaking point, and in turn he became the biggest stand-up comic in the world. But Dice’s meteoric rise and spectacular fame brought on a furious backlash from the media and critics. By the mid-nineties, though still playing to packed audiences, the turmoil in his personal life, plus attacks from every activist group imaginable, led him to make the decision to step out of the spotlight and put the focus on raising his boys. The Diceman was knocked down, but not out. Taking inspiration from what Frank Sinatra once told him—“You work for your fans, not the media. The media gets their tickets for free”—Dice has bounced back with critically acclaimed roles and is once again playing to sold-out audiences. Filled with no-holds-barred humor and honesty, The Filthy Truth sets the record straight and gives fans plenty of never-before-shared stories from his career and his friendships with Howard Stern, Sam Kinison, Mickey Rourke, Sylvester Stallone, Axl Rose, and countless others.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1476734755
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 352
Book Description
From Andrew Dice Clay, the “Undisputed Heavyweight Comedy King,” comes the unapologetic and uncensored autobiography fans have been waiting for. Andrew Dice Clay’s raw and uncensored stand-up comedy has shocked and entertained audiences for decades and continues to do so to this day. When he released his debut album, Dice, in 1989, the parental advisory label simply read “Warning: This album is offensive.” His material stretched the boundaries of decency and good taste to their breaking point, and in turn he became the biggest stand-up comic in the world. But Dice’s meteoric rise and spectacular fame brought on a furious backlash from the media and critics. By the mid-nineties, though still playing to packed audiences, the turmoil in his personal life, plus attacks from every activist group imaginable, led him to make the decision to step out of the spotlight and put the focus on raising his boys. The Diceman was knocked down, but not out. Taking inspiration from what Frank Sinatra once told him—“You work for your fans, not the media. The media gets their tickets for free”—Dice has bounced back with critically acclaimed roles and is once again playing to sold-out audiences. Filled with no-holds-barred humor and honesty, The Filthy Truth sets the record straight and gives fans plenty of never-before-shared stories from his career and his friendships with Howard Stern, Sam Kinison, Mickey Rourke, Sylvester Stallone, Axl Rose, and countless others.
Hard and Brutal
Author: S.E. Law
Publisher: S.E. Law Romance
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 191
Book Description
Carlton: Ramona Monk says I used to tease her when we were kids, but honestly, I barely even remember the curvy girl. All I know is that: (1) she’s hot; (2) she works for me; and (3) I want her, hard and brutal. Of course, Ramona says that what I’m doing is illegal. She says I could go to jail for blah blah blah yada yada yada. Clearly, I don’t care because if she isn’t on her knees in about ten seconds, then she can kiss her paycheck goodbye! Ramona: Carlton James thinks I’m going to plead? On my knees? Please, Mr. Bad Boy CEO. You’re the one who’ll be begging by the time I'm finished because hard and brutal runs two ways … and you’ll be ready to explode by the time we’re done! Holy cow, call the cops! Who knew hard and brutal could be administered right side up, upside down, and all the ways in between? Fifty Shades this is not because we’re getting down for some rip-roaring hard-core action. (Not to mention some things that really might not be legal.) But turn on the A/C because our hero and heroine are tearing up the sheets in this steamy, over-the-top romance. This book is a follow-up to Caught By Daddy, but all of my books are standalones and do not need to be read in order. No cheating, no cliffhangers, and always a HEA for my readers.
Publisher: S.E. Law Romance
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 191
Book Description
Carlton: Ramona Monk says I used to tease her when we were kids, but honestly, I barely even remember the curvy girl. All I know is that: (1) she’s hot; (2) she works for me; and (3) I want her, hard and brutal. Of course, Ramona says that what I’m doing is illegal. She says I could go to jail for blah blah blah yada yada yada. Clearly, I don’t care because if she isn’t on her knees in about ten seconds, then she can kiss her paycheck goodbye! Ramona: Carlton James thinks I’m going to plead? On my knees? Please, Mr. Bad Boy CEO. You’re the one who’ll be begging by the time I'm finished because hard and brutal runs two ways … and you’ll be ready to explode by the time we’re done! Holy cow, call the cops! Who knew hard and brutal could be administered right side up, upside down, and all the ways in between? Fifty Shades this is not because we’re getting down for some rip-roaring hard-core action. (Not to mention some things that really might not be legal.) But turn on the A/C because our hero and heroine are tearing up the sheets in this steamy, over-the-top romance. This book is a follow-up to Caught By Daddy, but all of my books are standalones and do not need to be read in order. No cheating, no cliffhangers, and always a HEA for my readers.
Falling for My Dirty Uncle
Author: Alexis Angel
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781719142045
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 188
Book Description
She's so sweet.So good.So...off limits.Well baby, limits were meant to be pushed. And I'm not stopping till she's crying uncle.Mira. Body of a goddess. Face of an angel. She's perfection incarnate. But when she walks by,I know I'll be defiling it.She sees the look in my eye. Savage. Brutal. I'll take what I want. And I want her. I can tell she wants me too.Well, I'm about to give it to her. Hard.I don't care if she's my brother's new step-daughter.I don't care if it's wrong. I could care less if it's filthy.By the time I'm done that sweet little face will have changed.She'll be panting with desire. Contorting with pleasure.Because the only thing going down now...Will be one dirty uncle.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781719142045
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 188
Book Description
She's so sweet.So good.So...off limits.Well baby, limits were meant to be pushed. And I'm not stopping till she's crying uncle.Mira. Body of a goddess. Face of an angel. She's perfection incarnate. But when she walks by,I know I'll be defiling it.She sees the look in my eye. Savage. Brutal. I'll take what I want. And I want her. I can tell she wants me too.Well, I'm about to give it to her. Hard.I don't care if she's my brother's new step-daughter.I don't care if it's wrong. I could care less if it's filthy.By the time I'm done that sweet little face will have changed.She'll be panting with desire. Contorting with pleasure.Because the only thing going down now...Will be one dirty uncle.