Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
ISBN: 1616085975
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 257
Book Description
Our writers would have put something catchy here . . . but they weretoo busy making...
Excuses for All Occasions
Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
ISBN: 1616085975
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 257
Book Description
Our writers would have put something catchy here . . . but they weretoo busy making...
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
ISBN: 1616085975
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 257
Book Description
Our writers would have put something catchy here . . . but they weretoo busy making...
The Book of Big Excuses
Author: Tracey Turner
Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton
ISBN: 9780340970553
Category : Excuses
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Need to weasel your way out of blame? Or explain some strange behaviour? This is the book for you - for every type of situation, here are excuses from the historical to the hysterical.
Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton
ISBN: 9780340970553
Category : Excuses
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Need to weasel your way out of blame? Or explain some strange behaviour? This is the book for you - for every type of situation, here are excuses from the historical to the hysterical.
Excuses for All Occasions
Author: Bernice A. Lever
Publisher: Cobalt, Ont. : Highway Book Shop
ISBN: 9780889541887
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 49
Book Description
Publisher: Cobalt, Ont. : Highway Book Shop
ISBN: 9780889541887
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 49
Book Description
The Ultimate Excuse Generator
Author: Mike Barfield
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781786275240
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 80
Book Description
This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 100 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the right answer for anything!
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781786275240
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 80
Book Description
This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 100 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the right answer for anything!
Excuses & Lies
Author:
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781601060570
Category : Excuses
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
We've wished, at one time or another, that there were scripts for those tricky situations in life - when a foot gets stuck in a mouth, when no words emerge, when the comeback won't come out, and the come-ons get lost."The Lines for All Occasions" series provides a superb collection of these much needed phrases for all manner of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations - ranging from the diplomatic to the downright bridge burning! With these pocket sized prompters, you need never be lost for words again.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781601060570
Category : Excuses
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
We've wished, at one time or another, that there were scripts for those tricky situations in life - when a foot gets stuck in a mouth, when no words emerge, when the comeback won't come out, and the come-ons get lost."The Lines for All Occasions" series provides a superb collection of these much needed phrases for all manner of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations - ranging from the diplomatic to the downright bridge burning! With these pocket sized prompters, you need never be lost for words again.
Pickups & Come-ons
Author: Knock Knock
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781601060594
Category : Dating (Social customs)
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
The 'Lines For All Occasions' series provides a superb collection of these much needed phrases for all manner of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations - ranging from the diplomatic to the downright bridge burning.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781601060594
Category : Dating (Social customs)
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
The 'Lines For All Occasions' series provides a superb collection of these much needed phrases for all manner of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations - ranging from the diplomatic to the downright bridge burning.
Knock Knock Excuses and Lies Lines for All Occasions: Paperback Edition
Author: Knock Knock Knock
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781683492610
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :
Book Description
Everybody lies-even people who aren't the president. If they say they don't, they're lying. The question isn't whether to lie, it's how to lie. Excuses and Lies for All Occasionsprovides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. With this pocket-sized prompter, you'll never contemplate the honest route again! At a loss for white elephant gift ideas? Bam! CYA with over 501 fool-proof excuses and lies at the ready High-quality softcover; 4 x. 6.75 inches; 112 pages Written by Knock Knock books
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781683492610
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :
Book Description
Everybody lies-even people who aren't the president. If they say they don't, they're lying. The question isn't whether to lie, it's how to lie. Excuses and Lies for All Occasionsprovides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. With this pocket-sized prompter, you'll never contemplate the honest route again! At a loss for white elephant gift ideas? Bam! CYA with over 501 fool-proof excuses and lies at the ready High-quality softcover; 4 x. 6.75 inches; 112 pages Written by Knock Knock books
Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions
Author: Dick Enberg
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740709968
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 260
Book Description
Pearls of wisdom and downright funny lines are bountiful in Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions. Public speaking tops the list of things people fear most--above fear of snakes, falling, or even death. But Dick Enberg has the antidote. With 28 general subjects to choose from, you're bound to find just the right line to loosen your tongue and break the ice on any occasion. As baby boomers increasingly are faced with occasion for public speaking--graduations, weddings, retirement parties, anniversaries of all sorts--Dick Enberg's book will no doubt become the book of choice. Laced with humorous personal anecdotes about Enberg's own public speaking experiences throughout the years, the book is both an entertaining read and a resource of humorous material for specific occasions. It also includes technical tips on how to quickly and efficiently put together a successful humorous talk. Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions will pave the way toward making the speaker and his or her audience perfectly at ease and ready for a good time.
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740709968
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 260
Book Description
Pearls of wisdom and downright funny lines are bountiful in Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions. Public speaking tops the list of things people fear most--above fear of snakes, falling, or even death. But Dick Enberg has the antidote. With 28 general subjects to choose from, you're bound to find just the right line to loosen your tongue and break the ice on any occasion. As baby boomers increasingly are faced with occasion for public speaking--graduations, weddings, retirement parties, anniversaries of all sorts--Dick Enberg's book will no doubt become the book of choice. Laced with humorous personal anecdotes about Enberg's own public speaking experiences throughout the years, the book is both an entertaining read and a resource of humorous material for specific occasions. It also includes technical tips on how to quickly and efficiently put together a successful humorous talk. Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions will pave the way toward making the speaker and his or her audience perfectly at ease and ready for a good time.
Just a Note to Say . . .
Author: Florence Isaacs
Publisher: Potter Style
ISBN: 0307421163
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 194
Book Description
Writing a thoughtful, sincere, and appropriate note can be difficult. This guide helps readers find the right words to mark any milestone or occasion. Regardless of the situation or the relationship, easy-to-follow guidelines lead you to words that matter.
Publisher: Potter Style
ISBN: 0307421163
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 194
Book Description
Writing a thoughtful, sincere, and appropriate note can be difficult. This guide helps readers find the right words to mark any milestone or occasion. Regardless of the situation or the relationship, easy-to-follow guidelines lead you to words that matter.
A Bag for All Reasons
Author: Lisa Lam
Publisher: David and Charles
ISBN: 1446381102
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
Languages : en
Pages : 298
Book Description
From the author of the bestselling The Bag Making Bible comes a collection of twelve inspiring bags for you to make at home—includes photos. Lisa Lam brings you a stunning collection of sewing patterns to make your own bags. The book features twelve bag designs with full photographic instructions, as well as a link to print-at-home patterns so that you can get started right away. A Bag for All Reasons is filled with Lisa’s in-depth advice, from the tools and equipment you need, to understanding and interpreting patterns, to choosing, preparing and cutting fabrics. A comprehensive techniques section explains some core bag-making techniques such as how to insert a zip pocket and how to use magnetic snap closures—everything you need to create professional, practical and great-looking bags. With projects ranging in complexity from the beginner Compact Groceries Tote to the more fully featured Too-Cool-for-School Satchel, you can progress with each new creation. You can make your own iPad case, sew a child’s backpack, create a pretty purse using a metal purse frame, and so much more! The bags all have style and substance and are designed with real-life practical uses in mind. Within each project Lisa gives her hints and tips for success, along with advice on how you can customize the patterns to create your own version of the design. “Lisa has created another, spirited collection of gorgeous bags that are fashionable with an added higher purpose of being incredibly useful! This information rich book will elevate your sewing know how with versatile techniques and inspiring suggestions for making these bags your own.” —Amy Butler, author of “Style Stitches”
Publisher: David and Charles
ISBN: 1446381102
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
Languages : en
Pages : 298
Book Description
From the author of the bestselling The Bag Making Bible comes a collection of twelve inspiring bags for you to make at home—includes photos. Lisa Lam brings you a stunning collection of sewing patterns to make your own bags. The book features twelve bag designs with full photographic instructions, as well as a link to print-at-home patterns so that you can get started right away. A Bag for All Reasons is filled with Lisa’s in-depth advice, from the tools and equipment you need, to understanding and interpreting patterns, to choosing, preparing and cutting fabrics. A comprehensive techniques section explains some core bag-making techniques such as how to insert a zip pocket and how to use magnetic snap closures—everything you need to create professional, practical and great-looking bags. With projects ranging in complexity from the beginner Compact Groceries Tote to the more fully featured Too-Cool-for-School Satchel, you can progress with each new creation. You can make your own iPad case, sew a child’s backpack, create a pretty purse using a metal purse frame, and so much more! The bags all have style and substance and are designed with real-life practical uses in mind. Within each project Lisa gives her hints and tips for success, along with advice on how you can customize the patterns to create your own version of the design. “Lisa has created another, spirited collection of gorgeous bags that are fashionable with an added higher purpose of being incredibly useful! This information rich book will elevate your sewing know how with versatile techniques and inspiring suggestions for making these bags your own.” —Amy Butler, author of “Style Stitches”