Author: Judy Helm Wright
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781515315537
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 144
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"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made." Roger Caras Animal Human Connection. We love our pets and our pets love us. Whether we have a dog, cat, rabbit, horse, frog, turtle or gold fish they are our best friends. They love us unconditionally and understand us when no one else in the world will. Sure our pets make us happy. And when people are happy they laugh. They really love to laugh at clean, corny and funny jokes about their favorite animal. So, whether you are sharing these jokes with an audience at the Rotary Club, your grandkids in the car, or just with your pet--read away. Laugh, groan or roll your eyes but enjoy and share the "Animal Jokes, Riddles & One-liners" found here. Be sure to share your favorite pet story with us at www.ILovePetStories.com We can't wait to hear what a wonderful friend your pet is. Here are a few to start you giggling.... Q. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? A. Because if they had four doors they would have to be called a chicken sedan! Q. Why is your Cocker Spaniel staring at me like that? A. Might be cause you are eating out of his dish! Q. If there are two flies in a Montana kitchen, how do you tell which one is the cowboy? A. It is the one on the range. Q. Can you name four members of the cat family? A. Sure, Mama cat, Daddy cat and their two kittens. Q. Why are clouds like people riding horses? A. Because they hold the reins. I know, I know. You probably have a hundred animal jokes to share. So share them! Animals are an instant friendship magnet and connector of other humans and animals. Dog people like to share with dog people and horse people love to swap stories with other horse owners. You can always send them to us at www.ILovePetStories.com and we will share in the blog or in a later book. We will give you credit and even give your pet or animal creative credit if you would like. People who like pets are pleasant to be around. Thanks for hanging around with us for a bit and sharing a chuckle or two. P.S. We really appreciate reviews. It is easy for us writer types to create and publish, but difficult to market and ask for reviews. So, I am going out of my comfort zone since I am in such a happy mood and ask if you will take a few minutes and write a review for this or any of my books you are lucky enough to read. Blessings. P.P.S If you are mourning the loss of a beloved pet, then you will want to join our community of kind, thoughtful people who have respect for all at www.deathofmypet.com When a beloved pet has died, is aging, ill, or will soon pass your feelings of grief can be overwhelming. You don't need to face this alone. Judy Helm Wright, Pet Grief Coach is available for personal coaching and guidance, pet tribute books and therapeutic resources for those mourning the loss of a pet companion. Please check out our pet loss support group at www.deathofmypet.com and receive comfort and understanding from other pet families. P.P.S. You will always be glad you did take the steps to join other kindred spirits in Animal Human Connection. Blessings, Judy Helm Wright, Pet Grief Coach.
Author: Peggy Brown
Publisher: Golden Books
ISBN: 0307979164
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 26
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Enjoy this unique book of kids' laugh-out-loud riddles and jokes!
Author: Rob Elliott
Publisher: Revell
ISBN: 0800788036
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 128
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A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.
Author: Willow Creek Press
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781682348338
Category : American wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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The dad joke is a delicate thing. Part knowing humor, part lack of humor, it's only requirement is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response: "Daaaaaaaaad." Bad Dad Jokes is the biggest, baddest collection of "so bad they're actually good" jokes that are guaranteed to deliver a daily dose of groans and giggles. Bad Dad Jokes is a one of a kind collection of extraordinary humor in one book. By giving this collection as a gift you will bring humor and lasting memories to events for years to come.
Author: Rob Elliott
Publisher: Baker Books
ISBN: 144124302X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 126
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Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.
Author:
Publisher: Children's Press
ISBN: 9780516018652
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 52
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A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.
Author: Vicki Whiting
Publisher: Fox Chapel Publishing
ISBN: 1607658259
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 84
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More than two hundred jokes for children about everything from dinosaurs to aliens, accompanied by hilarious color illustrations! Do you know how many tickles it takes to tickle an octopus? Tentacles! From the creative minds at Kid Scoop®, an award-winning and nationally syndicated activity page for children, comes this hysterical book chock full of jokes, riddles, and puns. Kids will enjoy flipping through these pages and learning over two hundred jokes they’ve never heard before and can’t wait to tell. Featuring jokes about pirates, dinosaurs, mermaids, monsters, robots, aliens, animals, and so much more, this book provides hours of fun for young jokesters and anyone else who loves to laugh! This is a fixed-format ebook, which preserves the design and layout of the original print book
Author: John Grogan
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061793558
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 323
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The heartwarming and unforgettable story of a family and the wondrously neurotic dog who taught them what really matters in life. Now with photos and new material. Is it possible for humans to discover the key to happiness through a bigger-than-life, bad-boy dog? Just ask the Grogans. John and Jenny were just beginning their life together. They were young and in love, with not a care in the world. Then they brought home Marley, a wiggly yellow furball of a puppy. Life would never be the same. Marley grew into a barreling, ninety-seven-pound streamroller of a Labrador retriever. He crashed through screen doors, gouged through drywall, and stole women's undergarments. Obedience school did no good -- Marley was expelled. But just as Marley joyfully refused any limits on his behavior, his love and loyalty were boundless, too. Marley remained a model of devotion, even when his family was at its wit's end. Unconditional love, they would learn, comes in many forms. Marley & Me is John Grogan's funny, unforgettable tribute to this wonderful, wildly neurotic Lab and the meaning he brought to their lives.
Author: Frannie D. Frenchie
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781979655798
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 46
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Why do French Bulldogs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! Why do Frenchies run in circles? 'Cause it's too hard to run in squares! The Ultimate French Bulldog Joke Book is a super funny collection of Frenchie jokes just for kids. The jokes are accompanied by beautifully illustrated color artwork. This is the perfect novelty gift for any French Bulldog lover! Want an unusual or weird gift for that special Frenchie lover? Did you just get a Frenchie Puppy and want to reward their training with some amazing Frenchie jokes? This is the book for you! The only book FOR and ABOUT French bulldogs! "Funniest book about Frenchies! EVER!" - Peter M. "Best Frenchie Gift!" - Jane D. Readers will have a blast with this Frenchie book filled with clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends, kids, and family. It's the perfect funny present for French Bulldog lovers, Frenchie Puppy enthusiasts, and anyone up for dog humor at its very best. Your search for the best Frenchie joke book is over! This Ultimate French Bulldog joke book is guaranteed to have you, and your puppy rolling on the floor begging for more! So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience or give this funny gift of Frenchies to others! Here's why The Frenchie Joke Book is the best kind of joke book: * Funny Jokes about French Bulldogs * Excellent unusual gift for any Frenchie lover * Cute and colorful illustrations * Hours of fun and entertainment * Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!
Author: Johnny Laughing
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781514172346
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
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400+ Funny Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 400+ funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Bird Jokes Bug Jokes Cat Jokes Cow Jokes Dinosaur Jokes Elephant Jokes Fish Jokes Food Jokes Frog Jokes Horse Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Monkey Jokes Pig Jokes Rabbit Jokes School Jokes Snake Jokes Sports Jokes From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down? A: They quack up! HAHA! Q: What type of tool did cave men use? A: A dino-saw! LOL! Q: What food is good for the brain? A: Noodle soup! HAHA! Q: What does a gorilla learn first in school? A: The apey-cees! LOL! Q: What is a runner's favorite subject in school? A: Jog-raphy! 400+ Funny Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) This MASSIVE collection of 400+ funny jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your copy today! Tags: animal, animals, jokes, chicken, chickens, cow, cows, pig, pigs, horse, horses, online, animal jokes online, book, books, ebook, funny, ebooks, comedy, hilarious, joke book about animals, baby animals, animal books, kids joke book, children's joke book, ebook, laugh, kids jokes, kids joke books, animal book, farm animal book, childrens joke book, childrens joke books, laughing, lol, haha, best jokes, funniest jokes, farm animal jokes, funny jokes, funny joke, hilarious, jokes online, reptiles, amphibians, comedy, hilarious jokes, mammals, laugh, laughing, clean jokes, clean jokes for kids, free joke book, free jokes, free gift included, best jokes, funniest jokes, in the world, farm animals, farm, farms, farm animal, kids jokes about animals, animal book, free gift included, free joke book download, free joke book, kindle unlimited books for kids, kindle unlimited, funny jokes, jokes for kids, kids jokes, ages 4-8, ages 6-8, preschool, early reader, beginner readers, funny animal books, kindle book, kindle joke book, jokes for kids, kids jokes, childrens jokes, funny jokes
