Author: Team at Golfwell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781541223936
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 228
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Great Stories and Adult Jokes. This book makes an excellent gift for the golfer in your family or a relative or friend. These are little known amusing stories about the greats in the game like Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and many others.A preview: "Phil Mickelson's dad, Phil Sr., finally gave in to Phil begging to go with his dad to play golf at the Balboa Park Country Club, but his dad didn't think the club would allow a three-year-old on the course. Phil persisted in begging his dad to play and Phil Sr. finally gave in. Three-year-old Phil loved it and moved along the course well except when they came to the 18th hole which Phil didn't want to play since it was the final hole and that meant he couldn't play anymore."Here's a sample joke:There once was a farmer whose wife had died and left him with three beautiful teenage daughters. They lived next to a golf course and many young men who played the course noticed the daughters and many young men sought eagerly to date them. All the young men had heard the beautiful teenage daughters went out on dates with different young men every Saturday. They had their pick of suitors and were choosy but loved it. But, the farmer would stand at the door with his shotgun, making it clear to their suitors he wanted no shenanigans from them. Another Saturday night came around. About 7 p.m., there was a knock on the door. The farmer answered the door with shotgun in hand. The young golfer said, "Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. I'm taking her to the show. Is she ready to go?" The farmer thought Joe was very coolnd told them to enjoy themselves. A few minutes later, another knock was heard. A second golfer appeared and said, "Hi, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty. I'm taking her for spaghetti. I hope she's ready." The farmer laughed and thought Eddie was very cool and told them to enjoy themselves. A few minutes after that, a third knock was heard. "Hi, I'm Chuck..." The farmer shot him. With over 200 pages of humorous golf stories, inspiring quotes from famous golfers, and original golf jokes, this book will chase the blues away and put everyone in a great mood! REVIEWS: "Easy to read short stories/essays/jokes. Lots of laughs with plenty of adult humor... Word of Caution: Don't read if your bladder is full :) L. Charles Wimer, III (Verified Purchase) "Great stuff!" - Richard Rettke (Verified Purchase) "Excellent with lots of laughs! Hard to put down. Has a variety of intelligent stories, R rated jokes, and thought provoking quotes - all good positive stuff. I bought it to read on a flight and loved it! Keep them coming!" - G. Carter, Chicago. SCROLL UP and get this book. He'll love you for the laughs it brings! ADULTS ONLY!
Author: Chester Croker
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781087400013
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 116
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If you're looking for funny adult golfing jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Here you will find plenty of rude and crude funny adult golf jokes.These mucky smutty coarse golfing jokes will make you smile that's for sure.While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best adult golfing jokes and puns. Hopefully these dirty golf jokes won't drive you around the bend.Buy it now.
Author: Team Golfwell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781548408060
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 134
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Why is this Golf Book different? It's a great gift for a weekend golfer, a source of new golf games to liven up a golf round, and it's the Third book in "Golfwell's Adult Golf Joke Book Series" for lots of fun and laughs. He'll love you for the enjoyment and good times this book brings. He won't have to ever think of ways to liven the routine of weekend golf. He won't have to sort through hundreds of golf game formats. These games aren't complicated and produce the most excitement and fun. This book has fun variations to add to golf games like "MeToos", or "Portuguese Caddy." BONUS: Also included are amazing celebrity golf stories and golf jokes scattered in the pages of this book. It's an entertaining read and puts the reader in a great mood. SECOND BONUS: A journal is also included at the end to keep track of which games were enjoyed the most and the scores for future reference. He can carry the book in his golf bag or have the Kindle version on his phone. REVIEWS: "Long jokes and there's no one-liners in it. Beyond 5 stars!" "I haven't laughed this hard for 20 years!" "This is one of the funniest joke book I've ever read. It's definitely is the funniest golf joke book I've ever read. It's in my top five joke books." "Great book and some of the jokes are appropriate for mixed company. Men and women laugh hard and loud." "One of the best joke books on the market today!" SCROLL UP and get this enjoyable book and he'll have great times and love you for the laughs it brings! Adults Only!
Author: Stan McDougal
Publisher: Citadel Press
ISBN: 9780806508313
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 184
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Favorites from course and clubhouse will crack up any duffer.
Author: Chester Croker
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781694940766
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 217
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Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes
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Category : Golf
Languages : en
Pages :
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Author: The Team Golfwell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530123544
Category : American wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 210
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Reviewed as one of the Funniest adult golf joke books on the market today. A Great Gift for Any Golfer! Over 200 pages of golf jokes. Puts everyone in a great mood. Laughter helps you relax and focus. No corny jokes here. This is the first adult golf joke book of its kind. It will chase the blues away and put everyone in a great mood. Amazing compilation of the funniest adult golf jokes ever heard! Hilarious Golf jokes for the clubhouse bar, delays on the golf course, tee backups. There are also entertaining golf anecdotes, and quotations from well known people throughout the book, like Bill Murray who said, Laughter will help you relax, and the more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything, the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are with your job, the better you are with yourself. Over 200 pages of spectacularly howling jokes. Laughter helps you relax and focus. This is the first adult golf joke book of its kind. Don't accept imitations. Golfwell has since wrote three more Adult Golf Joke Books, Fascinating Golf Stories, and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes; "Great Golf Formats, Golf Betting Games, and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes; and Golf Tips and More Adult Golf Jokes. Non-stop laughter! He'll remember you for the laughter it brings. SCROLL UP and get this book! Adults Only
Author: Team Golfwell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781974060344
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 132
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Why is "Golf Tips and Adult Golf Jokes Volume 4 different from other golf books? Golfwell Adult Golf Joke Book Series have been raved about as being, "The funniest golf joke books on the market today." The jokes are combined with excellent golf tips. Many psychologists, and educational and learning experts have studied the relationship between learning and humor, and found, humor lowers defenses making it easier to learn new things. Psychological studies have found, "Learning is easier and more readily absorbed when laughter is involved making you more relaxed and more receptive to understanding new concepts." Here's a preview: "Joe's wife was on a business trip at a convention in Las Vegas that was poorly attended so she came home late at night one day early. She quietly put her bags down and tip toed up the stairs and quietly opened the door to the bedroom. As the door opened wider, the dim light from the hallway illuminated the bed and she was shocked to see 4 legs under the covers instead of two! She reached for a 5-iron in the corner of the bedroom and repeatedly slammed it into the bodies under the blanket as hard as she could. Exhausted, she staggered down the stairs and went into the den to have a drink. As she entered the den, she saw her husband there reading a book. "Hi sweetheart!" He says. "Your parents have come to visit. They're using our bedroom. It's still early, go up and say hello to them." "Have you ever hit out of wet sand? If the sand is heavy and wet, with the ball sitting on top of wet sand, use a lob wedge (60 to 64-degree wedge), and hit a flop shot hitting just underneath the ball to lift it off the heavy wet sand, rather than digging it out." You will raise your game up a level with excellent humor and golf tips. Reviews: "Lots of tips and jokes makes this book a lot fun to read. I read it commuting in the morning and instead of my usual half-awake ride, the good laughter woke me up and I walked off in a great mood to start the day. Enjoyed it!" -B. Jamieson, Wilmette, IL "Liked this "Learn and Laugh" book. Excellent golf tips. First rate reminders on how the game should be played." - S. Duran, Saddle River, NJ "Original jokes! Most of the jokes can be told anywhere - especially the one about the guy who meets St. Peter at the pearly gates and comes back as a chicken. Hilarious! Loved it!" - P. Brazos, Lemont, IL SCROLL UP and get this entertaining book or give it as a gift to the golfer in your family!
Author: At Golfwell Net The Team
Publisher: Volume One
ISBN: 9780473355494
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 212
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Very funny long story jokes! Hilarious! An overnight best-selling adults only joke book. Great for golfers and lots of fun and laughs. All long story R rated jokes - like the jokes comedians tell and act out. Great gift for golfers everywhere. Jokes relieve tension and brighten the day! Great fun and enjoyment!
Author: Jasmine Chan
Publisher: Hinkler Books (AU)
ISBN: 9781741216554
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 212
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