Author: Susanna Ives
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402283628
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 386
Book Description
A smooth-talking rogue and a dowdy financial genius Handsome, silver-tongued politician Lord Randall doesn't get along with his bank partner, the financially brilliant but hopelessly frumpish Isabella St. Vincent. Ever since she was his childhood nemesis, he's tried-and failed-to get the better of her. Make a perfectly wicked combination When both Randall's political career and their mutual bank interests are threatened by scandal, he has to admit he needs Isabella's help. They set off on a madcap scheme to set matters right. With her wits and his charm, what could possibly go wrong? Only a volatile mutual attraction that's catching them completely off guard... Praise for Wicked Little Secrets: "With Wicked Little Secrets' intriguing plot, quirky characters, witty escapades, and heartfelt dialogue, Ives has created a read that's as thought-provoking as it is romantic." -RT Book Reviews, 4 1/5 stars and nominee for Best First Historical Romance "A fresh voice that reminded me of Julia Quinn's characters." -Eloisa JAMES, New York Times bestselling author
Wicked, My Love
Author: Susanna Ives
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402283628
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 386
Book Description
A smooth-talking rogue and a dowdy financial genius Handsome, silver-tongued politician Lord Randall doesn't get along with his bank partner, the financially brilliant but hopelessly frumpish Isabella St. Vincent. Ever since she was his childhood nemesis, he's tried-and failed-to get the better of her. Make a perfectly wicked combination When both Randall's political career and their mutual bank interests are threatened by scandal, he has to admit he needs Isabella's help. They set off on a madcap scheme to set matters right. With her wits and his charm, what could possibly go wrong? Only a volatile mutual attraction that's catching them completely off guard... Praise for Wicked Little Secrets: "With Wicked Little Secrets' intriguing plot, quirky characters, witty escapades, and heartfelt dialogue, Ives has created a read that's as thought-provoking as it is romantic." -RT Book Reviews, 4 1/5 stars and nominee for Best First Historical Romance "A fresh voice that reminded me of Julia Quinn's characters." -Eloisa JAMES, New York Times bestselling author
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402283628
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 386
Book Description
A smooth-talking rogue and a dowdy financial genius Handsome, silver-tongued politician Lord Randall doesn't get along with his bank partner, the financially brilliant but hopelessly frumpish Isabella St. Vincent. Ever since she was his childhood nemesis, he's tried-and failed-to get the better of her. Make a perfectly wicked combination When both Randall's political career and their mutual bank interests are threatened by scandal, he has to admit he needs Isabella's help. They set off on a madcap scheme to set matters right. With her wits and his charm, what could possibly go wrong? Only a volatile mutual attraction that's catching them completely off guard... Praise for Wicked Little Secrets: "With Wicked Little Secrets' intriguing plot, quirky characters, witty escapades, and heartfelt dialogue, Ives has created a read that's as thought-provoking as it is romantic." -RT Book Reviews, 4 1/5 stars and nominee for Best First Historical Romance "A fresh voice that reminded me of Julia Quinn's characters." -Eloisa JAMES, New York Times bestselling author
To Love a Wicked Lord
Author: Edith Layton
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061976407
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 387
Book Description
In To Love a Wicked Lord, USA Today bestselling author Edith Layton offers the sensation romance of Maxwell, Lord Montrose, who is determined to help Pippa find her missing fiance. But when the couple crosses England in close quarters, even the best of intentions may fall victim to passion’s ruin . . .
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061976407
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 387
Book Description
In To Love a Wicked Lord, USA Today bestselling author Edith Layton offers the sensation romance of Maxwell, Lord Montrose, who is determined to help Pippa find her missing fiance. But when the couple crosses England in close quarters, even the best of intentions may fall victim to passion’s ruin . . .
A Wicked Education
Author: Mika Lane
Publisher: Mika Lane
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 181
Book Description
Alluring athletes. Intellectual bookworms. Unconventional free spirits. The dating options are nearly endless. And yet, none of these “boys” hold my interest for longer than it takes to suck down a cold beer at a hot summer frat party. Fortunately, among these campus men, a few figures stand apart. My professors. Their smart- sexy maturity makes the college boys around me pale in comparison. And I quickly learn the intentions of these men are not limited to growing my intellectual knowledge. No, they propose an alternative type of education, one that dives into a realm of desire and sensuality. And hot study sessions. The kind that is not available in any textbook or lecture. They give me a wicked education…in lust. They teach me…a thing or two in the sack. They ensure I’m at the head…of my class. But the most important thing is to remain a straight A student. Even though they're sure to grade me very...hard. This hot, over-the-top romance includes sexy professors with a penchant for pursuing and protecting the college coeds who give them a run for their money. If you love outrageously naughty stories as a way to indulge your not-so-secret bad girl side, this is for you. - A Naughty Lesson - A Wicked Education - A Sinful Classroom
Publisher: Mika Lane
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 181
Book Description
Alluring athletes. Intellectual bookworms. Unconventional free spirits. The dating options are nearly endless. And yet, none of these “boys” hold my interest for longer than it takes to suck down a cold beer at a hot summer frat party. Fortunately, among these campus men, a few figures stand apart. My professors. Their smart- sexy maturity makes the college boys around me pale in comparison. And I quickly learn the intentions of these men are not limited to growing my intellectual knowledge. No, they propose an alternative type of education, one that dives into a realm of desire and sensuality. And hot study sessions. The kind that is not available in any textbook or lecture. They give me a wicked education…in lust. They teach me…a thing or two in the sack. They ensure I’m at the head…of my class. But the most important thing is to remain a straight A student. Even though they're sure to grade me very...hard. This hot, over-the-top romance includes sexy professors with a penchant for pursuing and protecting the college coeds who give them a run for their money. If you love outrageously naughty stories as a way to indulge your not-so-secret bad girl side, this is for you. - A Naughty Lesson - A Wicked Education - A Sinful Classroom
Filthy Wicked Love
Author: Everly Stone
Publisher: Everly Stone
ISBN: 194084858X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 199
Book Description
Warning: This book is rough and raw, dark and delicious, and hot enough to set your panties on fire. Read with caution (and spare panties). The first time billionaire turned CIA agent Clay Hart fell for Harley Mason, she nearly killed him. But she won’t get another chance at his heart or his life. He'll have what he needs from her, even if he has to kidnap her to get the job done. Harley’s been through hell before, but she’s never met anyone as wickedly sexy as the man her ex has become. Clay is one twisted bastard. The only thing more twisted is the way her body ignites every time they touch. She can’t say no. He won’t say yes. And they're both determined to win the filthy, wicked game they play. But sometimes even the sexiest games turn deadly, leaving innocent lives caught in the crossfire… *This book contains the free prequel Dirty Twisted Love and the novel Filthy Wicked Love. Keywords: Bondage & spanking (BDSM), clamps & cuffs, rough sex, public sex, toys, alpha/dominant male, romance, romantic, erotic, erotica, S&M, contemporary, women's fiction, short story, short stories, completed series, series, serial, the kidnapped by the billionaire series, everly stone, suspense, billionaire, military, kidnapped, steamy.
Publisher: Everly Stone
ISBN: 194084858X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 199
Book Description
Warning: This book is rough and raw, dark and delicious, and hot enough to set your panties on fire. Read with caution (and spare panties). The first time billionaire turned CIA agent Clay Hart fell for Harley Mason, she nearly killed him. But she won’t get another chance at his heart or his life. He'll have what he needs from her, even if he has to kidnap her to get the job done. Harley’s been through hell before, but she’s never met anyone as wickedly sexy as the man her ex has become. Clay is one twisted bastard. The only thing more twisted is the way her body ignites every time they touch. She can’t say no. He won’t say yes. And they're both determined to win the filthy, wicked game they play. But sometimes even the sexiest games turn deadly, leaving innocent lives caught in the crossfire… *This book contains the free prequel Dirty Twisted Love and the novel Filthy Wicked Love. Keywords: Bondage & spanking (BDSM), clamps & cuffs, rough sex, public sex, toys, alpha/dominant male, romance, romantic, erotic, erotica, S&M, contemporary, women's fiction, short story, short stories, completed series, series, serial, the kidnapped by the billionaire series, everly stone, suspense, billionaire, military, kidnapped, steamy.
A Little Bit Wicked
Author: Kristin Chenoweth
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1439100675
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 268
Book Description
"Life's too short. I'm not." You might know her as a Tony Award-winning Broadway star, who originated the role of Galinda the Good Witch in the smash musical Wicked and won a Tony for 1999's You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown. Or you may recognize her from her starring roles on TV -- The West Wing, Pushing Daisies, Sesame Street...oh, and her Huge Hit Sitcom Kristin on NBC. (Huge hit. L.A. breast-implant huge. Ask either of the people who watched it.) Or maybe you saw her sexy spread in FHM magazine? Or her appearance on Pat Robertson's The 700 Club? Kristin is a wonderful collection of contradictions -- but everyone who's ever met her remembers her as the little girl with the big voice. At four foot eleven, Kristin Chenoweth is an immense talent in a petite but powerful package. In this lively, laugh-out-loud book, Kristin shares her journey from Oklahoma beauty queen to Broadway leading lady, reflecting on how faith and family have kept her grounded in the dysfunctional rodeo of show biz. The daughter of an engineer and a nurse, Kristin was singing in front of thousands at Baptist conventions by age twelve and winning beauty pageants by age twenty-two. (Well, actually she was second runner-up almost every freaking time. But, hey, she's not bitter.) On her way to a career as a professional opera singer, she stopped in New York to visit a friend and went on a whim to an audition. Through a combination of talent, hard work, and (she's quick to add) the grace of God, Kristin took Broadway by storm. But of course, into every storm, the occasional drizzle of disaster must fall. Filled with wit, wisdom, and backstage insight, A Little Bit Wicked is long on love and short on sleep; it's essential reading for Kristin's legions of fans and an uplifting story for anyone seeking motivation to follow his or her dreams -- over the rainbow and beyond.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1439100675
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 268
Book Description
"Life's too short. I'm not." You might know her as a Tony Award-winning Broadway star, who originated the role of Galinda the Good Witch in the smash musical Wicked and won a Tony for 1999's You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown. Or you may recognize her from her starring roles on TV -- The West Wing, Pushing Daisies, Sesame Street...oh, and her Huge Hit Sitcom Kristin on NBC. (Huge hit. L.A. breast-implant huge. Ask either of the people who watched it.) Or maybe you saw her sexy spread in FHM magazine? Or her appearance on Pat Robertson's The 700 Club? Kristin is a wonderful collection of contradictions -- but everyone who's ever met her remembers her as the little girl with the big voice. At four foot eleven, Kristin Chenoweth is an immense talent in a petite but powerful package. In this lively, laugh-out-loud book, Kristin shares her journey from Oklahoma beauty queen to Broadway leading lady, reflecting on how faith and family have kept her grounded in the dysfunctional rodeo of show biz. The daughter of an engineer and a nurse, Kristin was singing in front of thousands at Baptist conventions by age twelve and winning beauty pageants by age twenty-two. (Well, actually she was second runner-up almost every freaking time. But, hey, she's not bitter.) On her way to a career as a professional opera singer, she stopped in New York to visit a friend and went on a whim to an audition. Through a combination of talent, hard work, and (she's quick to add) the grace of God, Kristin took Broadway by storm. But of course, into every storm, the occasional drizzle of disaster must fall. Filled with wit, wisdom, and backstage insight, A Little Bit Wicked is long on love and short on sleep; it's essential reading for Kristin's legions of fans and an uplifting story for anyone seeking motivation to follow his or her dreams -- over the rainbow and beyond.
What Will I Do with My Love Today?
Author: Kristin Chenoweth
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
ISBN: 140022845X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
Broadway and screen star Kristin Chenoweth's whimsical adventure about adoption reminds kids they have an abundance of love and kindness to share, whether adopting a pet or expanding their family. What Will I Do with My Love Today? is a sweet adventure picture book by celebrity Kristin Chenoweth, known for her role in Broadway's Wicked and her Emmy Award–winning performance in the ABC hit series Pushing Daisies. Join young Kristi Dawn as she joyfully walks around New York City, sharing her love through acts of generosity—from singing in the church choir to helping a neighbor weed her garden. When she meets a lonely dog looking for a home, Kristi shows that adoption is one of the most loving and life-changing gifts of all. Through delightful rhyme and examples of child-friendly (and pup-friendly!) acts of generosity and kindness, Chenoweth shares the powerful message that the more love you give, the more love you get back! This read-aloud picture book is perfect for kids ages 4 to 8, tells a meaningful story alongside playful illustrations from Maine Diaz, is a great gift for baby showers, adoption parties, soon-to-be older siblings, and dog-loving kids, is a meaningful way to celebrate Random Acts of Kindness Day, National Dog Day, and National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day, and is a fun gift for fans of Kristin Chenoweth. Inspired by Chenoweth's inspiring, love-filled message, your kids will jump out of bed every morning and say, "What will I do with my love today?"
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
ISBN: 140022845X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
Broadway and screen star Kristin Chenoweth's whimsical adventure about adoption reminds kids they have an abundance of love and kindness to share, whether adopting a pet or expanding their family. What Will I Do with My Love Today? is a sweet adventure picture book by celebrity Kristin Chenoweth, known for her role in Broadway's Wicked and her Emmy Award–winning performance in the ABC hit series Pushing Daisies. Join young Kristi Dawn as she joyfully walks around New York City, sharing her love through acts of generosity—from singing in the church choir to helping a neighbor weed her garden. When she meets a lonely dog looking for a home, Kristi shows that adoption is one of the most loving and life-changing gifts of all. Through delightful rhyme and examples of child-friendly (and pup-friendly!) acts of generosity and kindness, Chenoweth shares the powerful message that the more love you give, the more love you get back! This read-aloud picture book is perfect for kids ages 4 to 8, tells a meaningful story alongside playful illustrations from Maine Diaz, is a great gift for baby showers, adoption parties, soon-to-be older siblings, and dog-loving kids, is a meaningful way to celebrate Random Acts of Kindness Day, National Dog Day, and National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day, and is a fun gift for fans of Kristin Chenoweth. Inspired by Chenoweth's inspiring, love-filled message, your kids will jump out of bed every morning and say, "What will I do with my love today?"
In Love With a Wicked Man
Author: Liz Carlyle
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 006209758X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 274
Book Description
A breathtaking Victorian romance about a man without scruples and the lady who brings him to his knees from the New York Times–bestselling author. What does it matter if Kate, Lady d’Allenay, has absolutely no marriage prospects? She has a castle to tend, an estate to run, and a sister to watch over, which means she is never, ever reckless. Until an accident brings a handsome, virile stranger to Bellecombe Castle, and Kate finds herself tempted to surrender to her houseguest’s wicked kisses. Disowned by his aristocratic family, Lord Edward Quartermaine has turned his gifted mind to ruthless survival. Feared and vilified as proprietor of London’s most notorious gaming salon, he now struggles to regain his memory, certain of only one thing: he wants all Kate is offering—and more. But when Edward’s memory returns, he and Kate realize how much they have wagered on a scandalous passion that could be her ruin, but perhaps his salvation. “Carlyle weaves a lovely story of two lost souls who find a surprising chance at love and salvation . . . appealing characters lift the story up to her usual standards . . . a moving reading experience.” —RT Book Reviews (4 Stars) “A pleasant read by an accomplished author.” —Historical Novel Society “Fresh and engaging . . . Liz Carlyle fans will be well pleased with her latest effort and fall a little bit in love with Kate and Edward in the process.” —All About Romance
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 006209758X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 274
Book Description
A breathtaking Victorian romance about a man without scruples and the lady who brings him to his knees from the New York Times–bestselling author. What does it matter if Kate, Lady d’Allenay, has absolutely no marriage prospects? She has a castle to tend, an estate to run, and a sister to watch over, which means she is never, ever reckless. Until an accident brings a handsome, virile stranger to Bellecombe Castle, and Kate finds herself tempted to surrender to her houseguest’s wicked kisses. Disowned by his aristocratic family, Lord Edward Quartermaine has turned his gifted mind to ruthless survival. Feared and vilified as proprietor of London’s most notorious gaming salon, he now struggles to regain his memory, certain of only one thing: he wants all Kate is offering—and more. But when Edward’s memory returns, he and Kate realize how much they have wagered on a scandalous passion that could be her ruin, but perhaps his salvation. “Carlyle weaves a lovely story of two lost souls who find a surprising chance at love and salvation . . . appealing characters lift the story up to her usual standards . . . a moving reading experience.” —RT Book Reviews (4 Stars) “A pleasant read by an accomplished author.” —Historical Novel Society “Fresh and engaging . . . Liz Carlyle fans will be well pleased with her latest effort and fall a little bit in love with Kate and Edward in the process.” —All About Romance
Ways to Be Wicked
Author: Julie Anne Long
Publisher: Forever
ISBN: 0446540315
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 317
Book Description
Long's trilogy about the three orphaned daughters of a murdered government official continues in this second steamy Regency-era novel. Original.
Publisher: Forever
ISBN: 0446540315
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 317
Book Description
Long's trilogy about the three orphaned daughters of a murdered government official continues in this second steamy Regency-era novel. Original.
Wicked Whiskey Love
Author: Melissa Foster
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781948004886
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 372
Book Description
Wicked Whiskey Love is a USA Today Bestseller.Fall in love with Bones Whiskey in WICKED WHISKEY LOVE, an emotionally riveting, sexy new standalone romance by New York Times bestselling author Melissa Foster. A magnificent love story for those who enjoy fiercely loyal and insanely sexy alpha heroes, smart, sassy heroines, families, bikers, babies, and more! In WICKED WHISKEY LOVE...After escaping abusive parents and, later, an abusive relationship, Sarah Beckley has spent a lifetime watching snakes shed their skin. With two small children to care for and another on the way, she's finally found a home in Peaceful Harbor with the brother she hasn't seen in more than a decade. She's still searching for her sister, but life is good. If only she could stop thinking about the sinfully sexy doctor/biker who has taken to her children like a loving uncle-and to her like a hungry man.Trust doesn't come easily for Sarah, but Bones Whiskey is patient and protective, amazing with her children, and he looks at her like she is the only woman he could ever want-and more. With two little ones underfoot, Sarah expects him to move on quickly, yet with every tender kiss and each trying moment with the children, Bones surprises her. But will the fiercely loyal biker stick around when Sarah's worst secret is revealed, or will he shed his skin, too?For more hot Whiskey love, check out Melissa's other Whiskey novels.TRU BLUETRULY MADLY WHISKEYDRIVING WHISKEY WILDAnd don't miss RIVER OF LOVE, the first story in which the Whiskeys were introduced!The Whiskeys are perfect beach reads with depth of story, strong family ties, and a wealth of emotions. Small town love stories with happily ever afters guaranteed.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781948004886
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 372
Book Description
Wicked Whiskey Love is a USA Today Bestseller.Fall in love with Bones Whiskey in WICKED WHISKEY LOVE, an emotionally riveting, sexy new standalone romance by New York Times bestselling author Melissa Foster. A magnificent love story for those who enjoy fiercely loyal and insanely sexy alpha heroes, smart, sassy heroines, families, bikers, babies, and more! In WICKED WHISKEY LOVE...After escaping abusive parents and, later, an abusive relationship, Sarah Beckley has spent a lifetime watching snakes shed their skin. With two small children to care for and another on the way, she's finally found a home in Peaceful Harbor with the brother she hasn't seen in more than a decade. She's still searching for her sister, but life is good. If only she could stop thinking about the sinfully sexy doctor/biker who has taken to her children like a loving uncle-and to her like a hungry man.Trust doesn't come easily for Sarah, but Bones Whiskey is patient and protective, amazing with her children, and he looks at her like she is the only woman he could ever want-and more. With two little ones underfoot, Sarah expects him to move on quickly, yet with every tender kiss and each trying moment with the children, Bones surprises her. But will the fiercely loyal biker stick around when Sarah's worst secret is revealed, or will he shed his skin, too?For more hot Whiskey love, check out Melissa's other Whiskey novels.TRU BLUETRULY MADLY WHISKEYDRIVING WHISKEY WILDAnd don't miss RIVER OF LOVE, the first story in which the Whiskeys were introduced!The Whiskeys are perfect beach reads with depth of story, strong family ties, and a wealth of emotions. Small town love stories with happily ever afters guaranteed.
My Not So Wicked Stepbrother
Author: Jennifer Peel
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781795196635
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 234
Book Description
"Wickedly charming, flirty, and clever. This is the ultimate friends to lovers story. I loved it!" Becky Monson, Number One Bestselling Author of the Spinster Series ★★★★★"You'll want to crawl between the covers of this book and never leave." - Whitney Dineen, Number One Bestselling Author of Relatively Normal ★★★★★Loveless is more than a name, it's a curse. I, Emma Loveless, have a destiny. It's not the greatest of destinies, but when you have a name like Loveless, what can you do? I'm cursed to always be the friend, never the girlfriend. Unless you count my love affair with Duncan Hines, Dr. Pepper, and the ever-lovable Pillsbury Doughboy. They've seen me through it all, but a girl needs more than refined sugar to curl up to every night. It doesn't help that I have a meddling, albeit wonderful, mother who can't help playing matchmaker. Thanks to her, I can say I've been on a date with a felon. Now she swears she's found the one for me, her new optometrist, Dr. Sawyer King. Meanwhile, I'm preparing for the inevitable restraining order. That is, until I meet the sexy doctor and have to admit my mother is right-love at first sight does exist. Unfortunately, my last name means business. Not only do I find myself in the friend zone, but also the twilight zone. Only in my world would Mr. Right turn into my stepbrother. To top it off, he brings with him a wicked stepmother who will do anything to keep us apart. Despite all this my heart-or is that my mom?-keeps telling me Sawyer is the one. But what if true love isn't strong enough to interfere with my destiny? It'll be me and the Doughboy...for eternity.
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781795196635
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 234
Book Description
"Wickedly charming, flirty, and clever. This is the ultimate friends to lovers story. I loved it!" Becky Monson, Number One Bestselling Author of the Spinster Series ★★★★★"You'll want to crawl between the covers of this book and never leave." - Whitney Dineen, Number One Bestselling Author of Relatively Normal ★★★★★Loveless is more than a name, it's a curse. I, Emma Loveless, have a destiny. It's not the greatest of destinies, but when you have a name like Loveless, what can you do? I'm cursed to always be the friend, never the girlfriend. Unless you count my love affair with Duncan Hines, Dr. Pepper, and the ever-lovable Pillsbury Doughboy. They've seen me through it all, but a girl needs more than refined sugar to curl up to every night. It doesn't help that I have a meddling, albeit wonderful, mother who can't help playing matchmaker. Thanks to her, I can say I've been on a date with a felon. Now she swears she's found the one for me, her new optometrist, Dr. Sawyer King. Meanwhile, I'm preparing for the inevitable restraining order. That is, until I meet the sexy doctor and have to admit my mother is right-love at first sight does exist. Unfortunately, my last name means business. Not only do I find myself in the friend zone, but also the twilight zone. Only in my world would Mr. Right turn into my stepbrother. To top it off, he brings with him a wicked stepmother who will do anything to keep us apart. Despite all this my heart-or is that my mom?-keeps telling me Sawyer is the one. But what if true love isn't strong enough to interfere with my destiny? It'll be me and the Doughboy...for eternity.